Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Quixotic Man]

Is Bob physically capable of giving his opinion on anything without a sentence length hyphenated turn of phrase or a bizarre and utterly specific euphemism that is nearly undecipherable?

Why just say you find the ending anti-climatic and too fan servicey when you can make four tweets with a half dozen pop culture references?

 

[Water-T]

I said to a fellow Christian and friend of mine that they aren't reopening the economy and letting people visit others' houses to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, they're opening it to celebrate the festival of consumerism with the tree and the guy in the red suit. plumber's hat

You'd think Blob would be all aboard this, since this describes his lapsed Catholic ass to a T

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

You'd think Blob would be all aboard this, since this describes his lapsed Catholic ass to a T

Yeah, but he's still angry with the Church so he can't support anything that looks vaguely Catholic. His views on Catholicism are straight out of a 1800's ”No Popery” riot.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I would be unsurprised if Bob's one of those ”abortion should be promoted as the solution to overpopulation” weirdos.

There's a reason why the Nazis promoted abortion, contraception and pornography in occupied Poland, and why the Armia Krajowa treated abortionists as collaborators.

”someday Anita or AOC are finally going to... reward his valiant efforts with sex”
Thank you for that horrifying mental image. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to call up my parish priest and ask him to exorcise my phone.

The people who talk about things being ”clumps of cells” don't realise that they're just clumps of cells themselves; the only difference between them and an unborn baby is that they're not inside their mothers' wombs.

I mean, if an unborn baby is a clump of cells, then when I drink beer with my friends in the park I'm consuming a collection of fermented Saccharomyces cerviciae cells with my fellow clumps of cells by a large lump of phloem and xylem.

Bob's not a socialist. He's also probably not a fascist, because fascism has a very specific meaning and the word gets thrown around a lot to mean ”right-wing politics I don't like”.
What Bob is is a feudalist - he dreams of being Sir Robert of Chipmania and lording it over the peasant ghouls. He doesn't realise, however, that he'd probably be a peasant himself and that he'd end up in the stocks for lusting over the local baron's daughter.

I've said it before - the only reason he's not a genocidaire is because he was born in Boston instead of Berlin or Kigali.

Yes, but Anita was totally going to shag him so he had to wear his best trenchcoat.
(as an aside, I love how she's just standing there, smiling, and wishing she hadn't gone into games journalism and had to deal with simps like Bob)

Out of sheer interest, does Bob use Onlyfans? I could see him being the sort of guy who gives hundreds of dollars to some e-thot for a picture of a nipple when Pornhub's literally free.

Being a man, I thought that Bob wasn't even allowed to have an opinion on abortion?

True.

For a man who supports eugenics so much, he's really the best argument for it.

This lays bare the problems with basing your views off ”not being an evangelical Prod” because if those evangelical Prods decide to set up a shelter for cats, you'll either have to admit you're wrong or start kicking stray cats out of spite.

Yeah. There's a difference between people who would get an abortion to save their life and people who would gladly kill a viable baby and then brag about it.

1) does it? The more you know.
2) so Chris is a cyclist and craft beer cunt? He sounds like a member of my extended family who I try my best to avoid and who's under the delusion I've been ”radicalised” by my grandparents/friends/the Catholic Church/the right wing media because I disagree with his belief that socialism will fix everything and that Margaret Thatcher was the devil.
3) I think calling yourself a ”guardian” does sound a bit like you're a star in a SF B-movie from the 1950s, but let's be real, it's hard to come up with a name for people in the Space Force that doesn't sound ridiculous. Of course, given that I'm against the whole concept of a space force when we have so much poverty on Earth, I might be a bit biased.
4) since you don't seem to understand English, Bob, I'll try French.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ne foutra pas toi, Robert du Ciné. Elle est congressiste, et donc, elle a mieux à faire que répondre à tes tweets ou tu simpes pour elle.
5) Bob seriously thinks that helping working-class people is behaving more like Marie Antoinette than posing with a fridge full of ice cream during a recession caused by your own policies? How do you manage to be that stupid?
6) not vaccinating a specific group because of their privilege, whether you believe that privilege exists or not, goes against the principles of equal care for all, regardless of wealth, that leftists claim to champion. It's telling that Bob throws his principles away when MAGA ghouls are involved.
7) Bob, we know you're a misogynist, you don't need to rub it in by abusing women.
how exactly does becoming a housewife out of your own free will mean you lose your freedom? I assume the same doesn't hold true for stunning and brave househusbands.
9) if your superior future involves worse conditions for ordinary people then, as far as I'm concerned, you can stick your superior future up your arse. I never thought I'd be quoting the Sunrise Movement's slogans on Kiwifarms, but we do have a right to a livable future and that sure as fuck isn't what Roberto wants for me or most of us.
10) Robert continues his crusade against Shoe0nHead by refusing to say her name and calling her ”chaotic neutral spot”. This reminds me of how Chris Chan would bastardise his enemies' names because he thinks that calling Mary Lee Walsh ”Slaweel Ryam” would have any effect on her.
11) the ”second puberty” thing is a myth and more often than not is just an excuse for paedophilia.
12) I see the ”Pmurt did a good thing, but he did it while being Pmurt, so it's bad” effect is still a thing.

I'd say that it's downright Satanic, no symbolism needed.

Yeah. He's probably worried about accidentally becoming a heretic.

the entire "clump of cells" argument is an attempt to convince people that a fetus is nothing but a blastocyst stage up until before the embryo is visibly humanoid (when the cells are far more undifferentiated) for an extended period of time. Before ultrasound was a thing, they could have gotten away with it (outside of a woman seeing a miscarriage). The problem is, the embryo is NOT undifferentiated enough to call it a "clump of cells" (as in the blastocyst stage) by 1 month of gestation. They're counting on the ignorance of the masses (and/or not paying attention or forgetting basic grade school biology which IIRC in my day did include embryonic development) to swallow it hook line and sinker. People in general don't actually know just how long the blastocyst stage actually lasts; it's not that long.

But with Bob, it wouldn't matter if it was a visibly undifferentiated ball like a blastocyst, or a fully formed mini mayonnaise ghoul that's passed the viability milestone. It's less than human whether it's a ball of undifferentiated stem cells, or a fully-formed almost-dead Old White Cis Hetero Male.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

the entire "clump of cells" argument is an attempt to convince people that a fetus is nothing but a blastocyst stage up until before the embryo is visibly humanoid (when the cells are far more undifferentiated) for an extended period of time. Before ultrasound was a thing, they could have gotten away with it (outside of a woman seeing a miscarriage). The problem is, the embryo is NOT undifferentiated enough to call it a "clump of cells" (as in the blastocyst stage) by 1 month of gestation. They're counting on the ignorance of the masses (and/or not paying attention or forgetting basic grade school biology which IIRC in my day did include embryonic development) to swallow it hook line and sinker. People in general don't actually know just how long the blastocyst stage actually lasts; it's not that long.

But with Bob, it wouldn't matter if it was a visibly undifferentiated ball like a blastocyst, or a fully formed mini mayonnaise ghoul that's passed the viability milestone. It's less than human whether it's a ball of undifferentiated stem cells, or a fully-formed almost-dead Old White Cis Hetero Male.

GCSE biology does include embryonic development if I remember correctly, but when have the Woke been sticklers for basic biology?

 

[Koby_Fish]

GCSE biology does include embryonic development if I remember correctly, but when have the Woke been sticklers for basic biology?

well I'm in the People's Republic of Canuckistan, and while we did get shown the stages of embryos and their timelines, I'm not sure just how the American education system fares in that regard (which is where Bob got edumacated) and how much each state's standards vary (I'm guessing Mass. is ass for primary and secondary education or Bob is just stupid).

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

GCSE biology does include embryonic development if I remember correctly, but when have the Woke been sticklers for basic biology?

If a child's viability outside of the womb is the determining factor as to whether a fetus is a human being, then already born babies do not qualify, as they require constant 24 hour care and a mother's milk to survive. Humans, because of our big heads, have to leave the womb at a much earlier development state than other mammals, otherwise we'd kill our mothers during birth 100 percent of the time. So if it's perfectly legal to kill a child just before it exits its mother's womb, it should be just as legal to kill a baby right after it exits its mother's womb, which is what some feminists/abortion activists actually advocate. You can bet that Bob Chipman would be totally on board with babykilling, if the babies being killed belonged to mayonnaise ghouls, and that is, in my opinion, the worst thing about Bob Chipman. He dehumanizes his political enemies and wishes harm on innocents. Other Leftists would welcome ex-Conservatives into their fold and would feel sympathy for the children of Conservatives who were brainwashed into hating gays at Bible Camp. But not Bob Chipman. Once a person has committed the grave sin of Wrongthink, they deserve to be persecuted till the end of their days, regardless of whether or not they repent of their sin. There is no redemption in the Bob Chipman Philosophy. In the Bible, it says that you are judged by the standards you impose on others, so Bob's soul stands in very serious danger here. Bob is just that spiteful at being denied the destiny that he felt he was entitled to, and in that way he certainly is like Satan, whose entire character is pretty much Spite Personified.

 

[Druveer]

Is Bob physically capable of giving his opinion on anything without a sentence length hyphenated turn of phrase or a bizarre and utterly specific euphemism that is nearly undecipherable?

Why just say you find the ending anti-climatic and too fan servicey when you can make four tweets with a half dozen pop culture references?

Because Blobby like other leftists who embody the "leftists memes are book sized" meme don't understand that longer isn't better when making an argument. Or in general anything that I can think of when it comes to communication. Blobby thinks that the more words he uses, the more syllables those words have the smarter he comes off as.

I realize to Blobby it was just a mayo ghoul who said, "brevity is the soul of wit" but it is the truth, not only that but it also is respectful of your audience and their time.

 

[A Random]

Has Bob really not reacted to the Super Nintendo World Direct? How odd.

 

[Pagliacci]

Because Blobby like other leftists who embody the "leftists memes are book sized" meme don't understand that longer isn't better when making an argument. Or in general anything that I can think of when it comes to communication. Blobby thinks that the more words he uses, the more syllables those words have the smarter he comes off as.

I realize to Blobby it was just a mayo ghoul who said, "brevity is the soul of wit" but it is the truth, not only that but it also is respectful of your audience and their time.

Bob's writing reminds me of what I used to do when doing a writing assignment as a literal child. I'd right-click certain words in Microsoft Word and then look at the list of synonyms it gave me. I'd pick one that I thought sounded more fancy to fancy up my essay because big fancy words seem impressive when you're a fucking elementary schooler. Bob does not seem to have advanced beyond this type of mindset.

 

[Vesperus]

Is Bob physically capable of giving his opinion on anything without a sentence length hyphenated turn of phrase or a bizarre and utterly specific euphemism that is nearly undecipherable?

Why just say you find the ending anti-climatic and too fan servicey when you can make four tweets with a half dozen pop culture references?

Because then us lowly plebs wouldn't know how unfathomably massive his brain his.

It is curious how, when bob is talking about something that might actually require thoughtful debate (like late term abortions, or allowing transwomen into women's sports) he just spouts simplistic slogans, but for something insignificant (like a Mario game, or some dude showing up on a TV show ) he suddenly turns into James fucking Joyce and won't shut up.

It's almost as if he were some lumbering half-wit incapable of nuanced thinking.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Because then us lowly plebs wouldn't know how unfathomably massive his brain his.

It is curious how, when bob is talking about something that might actually require thoughtful debate (like late term abortions, or allowing transwomen into women's sports) he just spouts simplistic slogans, but for something insignificant (like a Mario game, or some dude showing up on a TV show ) he suddenly turns into James fucking Joyce and won't shut up.

It's almost as if he were some lumbering half-wit incapable of nuanced thinking.

It's almost as if he has to fear being canceled if he actually tries to talk about anything important, because he might accidentally go against dogma somehow. But the SJW cult doesn't really have a firm stance about Mario, or the appearances of random TV actors, so he can let his inner sperg loose and blather at length.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I'm not sure just how the American education system fares in that regard (which is where Bob got edumacated) and how much each state's standards vary (I'm guessing Mass. is ass for primary and secondary education or Bob is just stupid).

Biology was a 9th grade subject for me, at least. That might be a little early, but we had two years of chemistry after that, and then I took physics. So the most I remember from biology is...the ATP cycle. Not sure if we did human embryos at all, to be honest. Definitely dissected a fetal pig, though.

Bob is having a spergout over COVID restrictions and Christian holidays.

As someone who studies religion, early Christianity in particular, Robert's bullshit makes me so unnaturally angry. He has no idea what in the ever living fuck he's talking about, only how it can be used to shame white people. To even say "Western Christianity" is such a fucked term, as if American Catholicism = Church of England = Lutherans = Methodists = Presbyterians = Unitarian Universalists, and so on. I hope "Western Christianity" declares a Crusade on Diabeto's disgusting lard body.

And by the way, John Chrysostom gave a series of extremely important homilies during Christmas, and that was in the late fourth century. Don't fucking tell me Christmas was never an important thing you disgusting waste of your father's semen.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Biology was a 9th grade subject for me, at least. That might be a little early, but we had two years of chemistry after that, and then I took physics. So the most I remember from biology is...the ATP cycle. Not sure if we did human embryos at all, to be honest. Definitely dissected a fetal pig, though.

My high school had intro to physics as a required science course for freshmen. It was supposed to teach us the fundamentals of how physics and the real world works, you know, something Bob is struggling with.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

My high school had intro to physics as a required science course for freshmen. It was supposed to teach us the fundamentals of how physics and the real world works, you know, something Bob is struggling with.

In physics, Work = Force x Distance.

In CinemaRobert's world, Work = Derision x Self Pity.

Who needs physics or biology when you're living in a fantasy land?

 

[Free the Pedos]

ves

 

[Archeopthryx]

Militant atheism is just a phase you should grow out of Bob. This is what I always tell to the younger militant atheist or humanist in the social clubs I run with. "You're harshing my mellow, dude." I'm sure the kid is just passionate and felt lied to his whole life but what it does is maximize the impact of something you assume you left behind. However with Bob here, you have something similar to that drunk uncle ranting about the gay agenda and the lizard people. But Bob is not a relative so you can openly laugh at his retarded ass and suffer no familial or social repercussions.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

(I'm guessing Mass. is ass for primary and secondary education or Bob is just stupid).

I'm guessing it's the latter.

So if it's perfectly legal to kill a child just before it exits its mother's womb, it should be just as legal to kill a baby right after it exits its mother's womb, which is what some feminists/abortion activists actually advocate.

Ralph ”Blackface” Northam being one of them.

As someone who studies religion, early Christianity in particular, Robert's bullshit makes me so unnaturally angry. He has no idea what in the ever living fuck he's talking about, only how it can be used to shame white people. To even say "Western Christianity" is such a fucked term, as if American Catholicism = Church of England = Lutherans = Methodists = Presbyterians = Unitarian Universalists, and so on. I hope "Western Christianity" declares a Crusade on Diabeto's disgusting lard body.

And by the way, John Chrysostom gave a series of extremely important homilies during Christmas, and that was in the late fourth century. Don't fucking tell me Christmas was never an important thing you disgusting waste of your father's semen.

Yeah. ”Western Christianity” implies that radtrads have more in common with liberal Unitarians than they do with similarly radical Eastern Orthodox Christians, and I, for one, think that's bullshit.

But Chrysostom was in the past and Bob's obsessed with Superiyah Fyoocha, so he doesn't need to know about it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If a child's viability outside of the womb is the determining factor as to whether a fetus is a human being, then already born babies do not qualify, as they require constant 24 hour care and a mother's milk to survive. Humans, because of our big heads, have to leave the womb at a much earlier development state than other mammals, otherwise we'd kill our mothers during birth 100 percent of the time. So if it's perfectly legal to kill a child just before it exits its mother's womb, it should be just as legal to kill a baby right after it exits its mother's womb, which is what some feminists/abortion activists actually advocate. You can bet that Bob Chipman would be totally on board with babykilling, if the babies being killed belonged to mayonnaise ghouls, and that is, in my opinion, the worst thing about Bob Chipman. He dehumanizes his political enemies and wishes harm on innocents. Other Leftists would welcome ex-Conservatives into their fold and would feel sympathy for the children of Conservatives who were brainwashed into hating gays at Bible Camp. But not Bob Chipman. Once a person has committed the grave sin of Wrongthink, they deserve to be persecuted till the end of their days, regardless of whether or not they repent of their sin. There is no redemption in the Bob Chipman Philosophy. In the Bible, it says that you are judged by the standards you impose on others, so Bob's soul stands in very serious danger here. Bob is just that spiteful at being denied the destiny that he felt he was entitled to, and in that way he certainly is like Satan, whose entire character is pretty much Spite Personified.

seriously though, people need to retort when people say stupid things like "A fetus is just a 'clump of cells'!"
"Clump of cells? Don't you mean a blastocyst/early stage embryo? Because that's not a fetus, that's an EMBRYO. A Fetus is fully humanoid and not a clump of undifferentiated cells, learn science n00b." (because these spergs hate it if you call a fetus a "baby" because 'it's not the correct term, FETUS is!')

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

(because these spergs hate it if you call a fetus a "baby" because 'it's not the correct term, FETUS is!')

And the correct term for wheat is Triticum aevisium, but I don't see them attacking people for calling it wheat.

Bob continues being blasphemous to own the Papists.
Bobby's Angels (or malã'ikah in this case) fail to understand economics.
Robert demands that young politicians should get the vaccine before working class people, again showing off his feudal tendencies.

No prizes for guessing which politicians he's referring to.