Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Tathagata said:
He doesn't even realize that "rural" America, which he wants to destroy in his fits of fascistic tard rage, begins 15 miles outside of his city. Do you really expect this fat ghoul to know about things outside the US? This is like all his complaints about how "I can't go out to get drinks with my friends because le orange man bad!!!" despite the fact he never went out to get drinks with friends in the first place...
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Bob's pretensions of culture and a social life are hilariously easy to see through. I think it's great when Bob starts going on about how cultured the great metropolises of America are. Culture that consists of museums he doesn't go to, restaurants that intimidate him, high-end bars he can't afford, plays he doesn't attend, and art and architecture that he knows less than nothing about. You're a real cosmopolitan, Bob. Bob's "culture" is movies, fast food, and Dave & Busters. And you can get that experience anywhere, Bob. Even midsize towns that you consider wasteland inhabited by mayo ghouls.
 
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Karl der Grosse said:
Culture that consists of museums he doesn't go to, restaurants that intimidate him, high-end bars he can't afford, plays he doesn't attend, and art and architecture that he knows less than nothing about.
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He lives in Boston, right? I would donate to CinemaRoberto if he did an architecture review of Le Corbusier's Carpenter Center at Harvard (the only design of his in America, I believe). This uncultured pig lives a train ride away from one of densest cultural locations in the country but would probably shrink in fear of walking past the campus. They do foreign arthouse and vintage films/documentaries at the Carpenter Center every week (or did, I'm pretty sure with corona they've stopped that) but you never seem to hear about how this connoisseur of cinema ever took advantage of it. I guess since they don't show Disney films it's not culturally worthwhile. But all those farmers out in Tennessee are the real ghouls of America.
 
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Tathagata said:
He lives in Boston, right? I would donate to CinemaRoberto if he did an architecture review of Le Corbusier's Carpenter Center at Harvard (the only design of his in America, I believe). This uncultured pig lives a train ride away from one of densest cultural locations in the country but would probably shrink in fear of walking past the campus. They do foreign arthouse and vintage films/documentaries at the Carpenter Center every week (or did, I'm pretty sure with corona they've stopped that) but you never seem to hear about how this connoisseur of cinema ever took advantage of it. I guess since they don't show Disney films it's not culturally worthwhile. But all those farmers out in Tennessee are the real ghouls of America.
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I would donate to him if he merely ran a lap around the block without collapsing.
 
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Here's another twitter spergout from Bob:

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In context, he was replying to a twitter thread made by some chink youtuber that was taking credit for warning people about COVID while blaming COVID deaths on to western media and racism.
 
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Ignatius_Reilly said:
Here's another twitter spergout from Bob:
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It is Christmas!

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Soooo, become China?
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China! Caused! The virus. Idiot.

They caused it with their backasswards inability to regulate health and human safety. Because the Chinese as a country (Chinese is not a race you dumb motherfucka) does not care about individuals.
Ignatius_Reilly said:
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In context, he was replying to a twitter thread made by some chink youtuber that was taking credit for warning people about COVID while blaming COVID deaths on to western media and racism.
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I'll take advice from people not actively sterilizing undesirables. Jesus, no wonder Bob is simping for China, it's everything he wants!

Tathagata said:
He lives in Boston, right? I would donate to CinemaRoberto if he did an architecture review of Le Corbusier's Carpenter Center at Harvard (the only design of his in America, I believe). This uncultured pig lives a train ride away from one of densest cultural locations in the country but would probably shrink in fear of walking past the campus. They do foreign arthouse and vintage films/documentaries at the Carpenter Center every week (or did, I'm pretty sure with corona they've stopped that) but you never seem to hear about how this connoisseur of cinema ever took advantage of it. I guess since they don't show Disney films it's not culturally worthwhile. But all those farmers out in Tennessee are the real ghouls of America.
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I'll take it a step further, that isn't even as cultured as Nashville or Memphis. The stuff at Harvard is largely imported. The music scene in Tennessee or Louisiana is homegrown and artwork actually being created from nothing.

Or the work that Agsciences is doing in cooperation with American farmers in the breadbasket that has the potential to feed millions.
 
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jspit2.0 said:
I'll take it a step further, that isn't even as cultured as Nashville or Memphis. The stuff at Harvard is largely imported. The music scene in Tennessee or Louisiana is homegrown and artwork actually being created from nothing.
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We both know Robbie boy isn't going to care about country bumpkin local music scenes. Only the cultural artistic exhibits of the elite matter. But if that were truly the case, Bobbie would have gone and take advantage of all that imported metropolitan culture, right? Oh wait, he hasn't...

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By this logic, Metokur was streaming about the wuflu in December. But I don't see Robert gloating how everyone should have been following Metokur streams, just Chinese propaganda. He just wishes he were important enough to get a CCP sex spy sent over to seduce him and steal his secrets, because then maybe he could break out of his virginity.
 
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Ignatius_Reilly said:
Here's another twitter spergout from Bob:

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"I'll genocide the midwest for you, m'lady"
 
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Tathagata said:
We both know Robbie boy isn't going to care about country bumpkin local music scenes. Only the cultural artistic exhibits of the elite matter. But if that were truly the case, Bobbie would have gone and take advantage of all that imported metropolitan culture, right? Oh wait, he hasn't...
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Too true.

Though I guess big titty Chinese STEM girls are High Society approved.
Jack Awful said:
"I'll genocide the midwest for you, m'lady"
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The thing is, I think I've heard of this chick. She got screwed by western journalists who nearly got her killed.
 
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Ignatius_Reilly said:
Here's another twitter spergout from Bob:

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Why anyone wants help from China in America a country we're in a cold war with since the 40s is beyond me more so especially now after there inepitude and our open trade policy led to the wuflu spreading to America and the world. I say we just close off our borders and go into limited trade just like the japs did for about 300 years and we did before ww2.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Bob's been thirsting over her for a while.

Her thing is she has big fake tits and attaches lights to under her skirt and calls it "being a cyborg".
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OOof. sounds like Lindsey Ellis is replaced....

She does what it takes to attract thirsty neckbeards who'll support her science.

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Why anyone wants help from China in America a country we're in a cold war with since the 40s is beyond me more so especially now after there inepitude and our open trade policy led to the wuflu spreading to America and the world. I say we just close off our borders and go into limited trade just like the japs did for about 300 years and we did before ww2.
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Trump hated them so now they're good. I shit you not. This is where the American Left's brains have been for four fucking years. An old, fat, orange idiot is their deciding metric for good and evil
 
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Mysterious Girlfriend X said:
He's got a real "Steven Seagal in his Declining Years" look to him, here.
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The only thing those two have in common is they are both lolcows. One being a once popular action star from the nineties but due to his ego and seudo philosophical bullshit drove audiences away to laughing at him as he stars in bad rental movies that only movie "critics" care to watch so they can milk it for views on youtube. While the other is not famous despite his ego and is only known for being bad at everything he has done while being Bob "Hitler' Mario on long twater reeeants.
 

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