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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I had a rough guess at what Bob would think for all the questions, and this is what I got.
(apologies to any demsocs here on the Farms, but it looks like he's your problem)
Obergruppenführer Bob has some very spicy takes on Poland as well.
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Bob: "Eh...words come from parents' mouths, words come from TV, what's the difference? I grew up watching lots of TV and I turned out better than mayo ghouls being read the Bible on farms."
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Ugh, I can actually imagine him saying something like that. And I know you're taking the piss, but kids can only learn to talk from interacting with other humans. TV and radio only hurt their speech development.
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Naomi Wu is an e-thot that does tech videos with her big silicone enhanced tits on prominent display. I know because her videos are on every platform, she's almost impossible to miss.
It looks like Bob has a new waifu he's fixated on.
His comment doesn't even make sense anyways. The context of her comment is blue checkmarks spreading disinformation back in march about the effectivness of masks (or is it accurate disinformation now? who can say).
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It's funny how despite Bob's preferred candidate winning the presidential election, he is still a miserable asshole who can't be happy even for the things going his way. Guess he is still assblasted that he has to wait longer for his "spaceship" to come where he can transfer his consciousness to a robot body.
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i feel bad for this guy’s kids, they’re absolutely fucked
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Given his affinity for Cuties, that statement might end up being literal.
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Maybe it will be a threesome
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The reason he's unhappy, and I know I say this a lot but it's really a core part of the Film Robert psyche, is because he can't get his 2" dick wet.
His whole career has been an attempt to get well-known women who he considers hot to have sex with him, and he's really no different from Russell Greer in this regard - Russell writes terrible songs and tries to persuade Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande to listen to them, while Roberto does terrible commentary on films and politics and tries to persuade Anita Sarkeesian and Naomi Wu to listen to him.
Interestingly enough, they're both obsessed with AOC (link to Russell complaining that a progressive campaign based in New York doesn't want to work with a right-wing convicted stalker from Utah) and they're both known for dehumanising women they don't like (too many examples of Russell or Bob doing that to count). Twins seperated at birth?
He, thankfully, hasn't bred yet. He is a creepy uncle to Chris' kids, though.
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Could be six of one, half a dozen of the other. With the parents so busy sperging all day long (or in Sarah's case, maybe working), I have no doubt they rarely if ever read to their kids. I don't think I've ever seen any age-appropriate books scattered about in that hovel in the random images they've put on the intarwebs.
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Russell actually has a twin sister he was separated from at birth. Bob and Chris grew up together. They're both just unlikable assholes.
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Bob's opinion of WALL-E is pretty funny, considering a plausible timeline for how we get from here to the world in WALL-E, and a species of sedentary, morbidly obese morons buried in their own garbage, is a few generations of Chipman-type people. That's the Superior Future we'd get if led by Chipmans.
I don't think it's just that. His inceldom is just one facet of his misery. He also doesn't have any real friends, and has recently had his faced rubbed in the fact that even the online people he thought were his friends actually despise him and were just looking for an excuse to cancel him for being an embarrassment.
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That means he's pro-rape, since rape isn't a bad tactic, lol
(Just make sure you don't rape someone who has AIDS, since that's a bad target).
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Robert is in the trough of everyday misery phase of his life cycle. We’re between high-profile BTFO events for Robert, like we were between his (second) firing by Escapist and getting nuked from orbit by Lindsay Ellis. It’s boring and quiet now, but we’re never more than a month between massive humiliations for Robert.
Which brings me to his recent Twitter admission that he likes being dominated by scary women. I’m starting to think getting pwned and shamed on a regular basis is his incel alternative to actual sex. If not, Robert is just really that much of a fuckup loser and that makes me a little sad.
Which brings me to his recent Twitter admission that he likes being dominated by scary women. I’m starting to think getting pwned and shamed on a regular basis is his incel alternative to actual sex. If not, Robert is just really that much of a fuckup loser and that makes me a little sad.
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Did he really tweet this? Where is it at?
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I wonder whats going to happen when the kids actually physically attend school. Teachers are going to see these two obese autistic children who are intellectually two grades behind their peers. At some point the school is going to get involved. I don't think they would take the kids away, at best they'd call Chris and Sarah in for a Parent-Teacher conference to discuss moving the kids into specialized education before asking about their home-life and making recommendations Chris and Sarah could take at home to help their kids. These recommendations would promptly be ignored in favor of letting the kids run around like feral dogs in a garbage dump because Chipman's and Work and like Oil and Water, they just don't mix.
Even when Bob gets his robot body in the Superior Future he will still be angry and alone in life. Robot Bob will still be such a smug unlikable asshole even the future the other cyborgs and fembots won't dare go near him. Much like today he will spend all his days alone in his cabin on the spaceship. He won't go exploring alien worlds or studying the fantastic phenomena the ship encounters. He'll be glued to the future HoloNets equivalent of Twitter posting how the spaceship shouldn't visit farm colonies because they are stupid for pursuing an agrarian lifestyle while watching the 30th remake of Guardians of the Galaxy where a tranny black lady is Star Lord. He'd be a more autistic, fatter, unlikable version of Barclay from Star Trek.
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Yeah, it was a response agreeing with some other loser’s TMI tweet about what gets them off. It will be in one of the recent @Positron posts.
Have you guys ever stopped to imagine what Bob's daily life is like? Like, to actually picture his routine?
This guy tweets so fucking much. He probably wakes up and immediately opens Twitter to see whether some Asian lesbian needs rescue. No shower or brushing teeth, I assume. Would cut off valuable time from his tweeting.
And the rest... I don't know. He probably spends hours making shitty videos and speeding up his voice, but I imagine he keeps taking breaks and looking at Twitter.
Oh, and of course, eating. Tweeting and eating take probably 80% of Bob's time. He just loves tweating, heh.
This guy tweets so fucking much. He probably wakes up and immediately opens Twitter to see whether some Asian lesbian needs rescue. No shower or brushing teeth, I assume. Would cut off valuable time from his tweeting.
And the rest... I don't know. He probably spends hours making shitty videos and speeding up his voice, but I imagine he keeps taking breaks and looking at Twitter.
Oh, and of course, eating. Tweeting and eating take probably 80% of Bob's time. He just loves tweating, heh.
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