Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Niggerman]

Found this pic on KYM and haven't seen it on the thread before. Came with this text

Spoiler: The Text

>The year is 2050. The last MAGA chud has been captured and brought before the glorious throne of Galactic Overlord Moviebob to answer for thought crimes detected by the Amazon-Google Wrongthink Sensor™ installed in his pod-apartment.
>As he is led down the red carpet before the throne, a gallery full of onlookers glares down at him, hurling curses and insults and mockery.
>"Well well well, you redneck lichen chud, it appears that your PRIMITIVE, UNEVOLVED, CONSERVATIVE brain was incapable of shielding its STUPID, BIGOTED, FASCISTIC thoughts from the Amazon-Google Global Happiness Network™! I am hardly surprised…"
>"Please, my lord, spare me! You're right, I'm a chud! I'm a lichen! I don't deserve to live! I am inferior to you in every way – genetically, intellectually, and morally! I can't help it, it's my nature! I will accept whatever punishment you give me, just let me live!" The MAGA chud pleads, tears streaming down his face. The gallery bursts into laughter at the sound of his pathetic begging.
>"Heheheh… right you are, you mayonnaise ghoul…" Moviebob pauses for a moment to consider the MAGA chud's fate.
>"Since you have confessed your crime of being a mayonnaise lichen pissbaby, I will show you a little mercy. Instead of having you slowly marinated alive in mountain dew, as is custom for the worshipers of Cheeto Hitler…" The gallery hisses and jeers at the mere mention of the name.
>"…I shall instead give you INSTANT DEATH!"
>"NOOO-" His scream of terror is cut off as the Galactic Overlord's plasma cannon incinerates his entire body, leaving nothing behind but a smouldering black burn mark on the floor.
>"HEIL MOVIEBOB! HEIL SCIENCE! HEIL PROGRESS!" The gallery gives the roman salute as they chant and applaud. Moviebob calls for his servants to clean up the ashes left behind by the world's last MAGA chud, finally brought to justice for his primitive opinions

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This is random but I like how in the Game Overeater series, Bob had his main villain a giant ape be the cause of everything bad in gaming from the game crash in 1983 to Jack Thompson to Dudebros playing video games and gamergate.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris still thinks exclamation points and all-caps are the final word in persuasion, despite the omnipresent crickets and tumbleweed:

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Similarly, these are the autofill results on duckduckgo:
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Lol. Bob can flail about all he wants on Twitter claiming his eugenics tweets, thirst posting, and saying a mountain of junk food is a small meal are jokes, but at the end of the day the whole Internet outside his loser followers knows hes a fascist permavirgin fatass.

Chris still thinks exclamation points and all-caps are the final word in persuasion, despite the omnipresent crickets and tumbleweed:

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Mario and Luigi may be fatasses but at least they run a successful plumbing/princess rescuing business. Bob and Chris have forsaken their careers to ramble about movies on the Internet. A Super Chipman Bros game would consist of sperging on Twitter and begging for Patreon dollars for McDonalds McNuggets while Bowser occasionally tweets them asking when they are going to actually show up at his castle to save the princess.

 

[blablabla]

Chris still thinks exclamation points and all-caps are the final word in persuasion, despite the omnipresent crickets and tumbleweed:

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even on that fucking awful cartoon blobbo looks like a fucking retard

 

[Red Hood]

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Found this pic on KYM and haven't seen it on the thread before. Came with this text

Spoiler: The Text

>The year is 2050. The last MAGA chud has been captured and brought before the glorious throne of Galactic Overlord Moviebob to answer for thought crimes detected by the Amazon-Google Wrongthink Sensor™ installed in his pod-apartment.
>As he is led down the red carpet before the throne, a gallery full of onlookers glares down at him, hurling curses and insults and mockery.
>"Well well well, you redneck lichen chud, it appears that your PRIMITIVE, UNEVOLVED, CONSERVATIVE brain was incapable of shielding its STUPID, BIGOTED, FASCISTIC thoughts from the Amazon-Google Global Happiness Network™! I am hardly surprised…"
>"Please, my lord, spare me! You're right, I'm a chud! I'm a lichen! I don't deserve to live! I am inferior to you in every way – genetically, intellectually, and morally! I can't help it, it's my nature! I will accept whatever punishment you give me, just let me live!" The MAGA chud pleads, tears streaming down his face. The gallery bursts into laughter at the sound of his pathetic begging.
>"Heheheh… right you are, you mayonnaise ghoul…" Moviebob pauses for a moment to consider the MAGA chud's fate.
>"Since you have confessed your crime of being a mayonnaise lichen pissbaby, I will show you a little mercy. Instead of having you slowly marinated alive in mountain dew, as is custom for the worshipers of Cheeto Hitler…" The gallery hisses and jeers at the mere mention of the name.
>"…I shall instead give you INSTANT DEATH!"
>"NOOO-" His scream of terror is cut off as the Galactic Overlord's plasma cannon incinerates his entire body, leaving nothing behind but a smouldering black burn mark on the floor.
>"HEIL MOVIEBOB! HEIL SCIENCE! HEIL PROGRESS!" The gallery gives the roman salute as they chant and applaud. Moviebob calls for his servants to clean up the ashes left behind by the world's last MAGA chud, finally brought to justice for his primitive opinions

Let me try one:
The year 2021 has arrived.
A herd of fuckin' ugly mayo ghouls.
are rushing from the mainland.
Crime rate has skyrockeded!
Uhmerica is ruined!
Therefore, the Boston government called MovieBob's relative "Chris" for the massacre of the reds.
Chris is a blockbuster machine.
Wipe out all 1.2 billion of the mayo ghouls!


However, in mainland Uhmerica there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased Ronal Raygun into an ultimate weapon!

 

[Totally Awesome]

Mario and Luigi may be fatasses but at least they run a successful plumbing/princess rescuing business. Bob and Chris have forsaken their careers to ramble about movies on the Internet. A Super Chipman Bros game would consist of sperging on Twitter and begging for Patreon dollars for McDonalds McNuggets while Bowser occasionally tweets them asking when they are going to actually show up at his castle to save the princess.

I would actually play that game.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Found this pic on KYM and haven't seen it on the thread before. Came with this text

Spoiler: The Text

>The year is 2050. The last MAGA chud has been captured and brought before the glorious throne of Galactic Overlord Moviebob to answer for thought crimes detected by the Amazon-Google Wrongthink Sensor™ installed in his pod-apartment.
>As he is led down the red carpet before the throne, a gallery full of onlookers glares down at him, hurling curses and insults and mockery.
>"Well well well, you redneck lichen chud, it appears that your PRIMITIVE, UNEVOLVED, CONSERVATIVE brain was incapable of shielding its STUPID, BIGOTED, FASCISTIC thoughts from the Amazon-Google Global Happiness Network™! I am hardly surprised…"
>"Please, my lord, spare me! You're right, I'm a chud! I'm a lichen! I don't deserve to live! I am inferior to you in every way – genetically, intellectually, and morally! I can't help it, it's my nature! I will accept whatever punishment you give me, just let me live!" The MAGA chud pleads, tears streaming down his face. The gallery bursts into laughter at the sound of his pathetic begging.
>"Heheheh… right you are, you mayonnaise ghoul…" Moviebob pauses for a moment to consider the MAGA chud's fate.
>"Since you have confessed your crime of being a mayonnaise lichen pissbaby, I will show you a little mercy. Instead of having you slowly marinated alive in mountain dew, as is custom for the worshipers of Cheeto Hitler…" The gallery hisses and jeers at the mere mention of the name.
>"…I shall instead give you INSTANT DEATH!"
>"NOOO-" His scream of terror is cut off as the Galactic Overlord's plasma cannon incinerates his entire body, leaving nothing behind but a smouldering black burn mark on the floor.
>"HEIL MOVIEBOB! HEIL SCIENCE! HEIL PROGRESS!" The gallery gives the roman salute as they chant and applaud. Moviebob calls for his servants to clean up the ashes left behind by the world's last MAGA chud, finally brought to justice for his primitive opinions

As funny as that sounds, Galactic Overlord Moviebob would find himself deposed by a Galactic Peasants' Revolt.

That said, I like how this thread has brought out the finest Moviebob fan fiction.

Chris still thinks exclamation points and all-caps are the final word in persuasion, despite the omnipresent crickets and tumbleweed:

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”Multiple exclamation marks... are a sure sign of a diseased mind” - Terry Pratchett.

Lol. Bob can flail about all he wants on Twitter claiming his eugenics tweets, thirst posting, and saying a mountain of junk food is a small meal are jokes, but at the end of the day the whole Internet outside his loser followers knows hes a fascist permavirgin fatass.

Ironically enough Bob does what he condemns ”fascists” for doing - he says the quiet part out loud and then claims that it's a joke.

even on that fucking awful cartoon blobbo looks like a fucking retard

When does Bob not look like a fucking retard, though?

Let me try one:
The year 2021 has arrived.
A herd of fuckin' ugly mayo ghouls.
are rushing from the mainland.
Crime rate has skyrockeded!
Uhmerica is ruined!
Therefore, the Boston government called MovieBob's relative "Chris" for the massacre of the reds.
Chris is a blockbuster machine.
Wipe out all 1.2 billion of the mayo ghouls!


However, in mainland Uhmerica there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased Ronal Raygun into an ultimate weapon!

I might have another go.
The year is 2052, and the Second American Civil War still rumbles on. When the levees burst and Queens and the Bronx flooded in '46, the Socialists made the decision to abandon their strongholds on the Eastern Seaboard and push inland. They left behind empty cities, and left their legends with them. Boston, New York and Atlanta, some of the many birthplaces of their movement, now stand empty but for the birds and for the dissenters, the old and the ill - in short, those who wouldn't or couldn't leave.

But among the refugees from Boston, some old legends persist; one, in particular. Old women warn their grandchildren about him, and young men carry a pistol for fear they'll bump into him at night. This tale is the legend of Roberto del Cine.

Few today know who he was. From his name, some assume he was a Spanish conquistador whose ship, known as the ”Maria y Luigi” in some versions, blew off course when heading back from Puerto Rico. Others say that he was a soldier in the Socialist army, dishonourably discharged for an incident involving a picture of the President and some moisturiser. What's clear is that he acts as a sort of boogeyman. According to the tales, he once kidnapped a child and made her act in a film where she was forced to twerk, which Roberto later praised. When food goes missing from the few remaining shops, Roberto is blamed, and the old men sit and crack jokes about ”small meals”.

 

[Positron]

Your FEELINGS are killing science!! BTW transwomen are women.

More Malodorian:


Even more Malodorian, and some other PedoJewRat shit nobody cares:


Dune might be slated for theater release. Bobby asks for more:


Golden Globe fails to please the unpleasable:



+ + + +
Nepotism is evil, unless it appeases niggers (Please refer to our A&N board for the Dalton School story)


Cult of personality is evil, unless when the Dems cultivate it.
(Also thirst...thirst...thirst....)

Since when did "nuanced" become a synonym of "boobage"?


No doubt Bobby is dreaming of Harris's coronation and her scorch-earth campaign to eradicate the Mayo Ghouls.




I don't know about Japan but I can't think of any Chinese holidays that commemorate dynasty founders. Only Taiwan celebrates the birthday of Sun Yat-Sen, the first president of Kuomintang.

Expert in paleozoology:

 

[blablabla]

Extant species

 

[AnOminous]

Your FEELINGS are killing science!! BTW transwomen are women.

REEEE! REEEEE! I love science, I mean up until the point it says that human males have XY genotype and produce sperm while human females have an XX genotype and produce eggs. I mean seriously, that shit is transphobic. We should now pretend it doesn't exist.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Cult of personality is evil, unless when the Dems cultivate it.
(Also thirst...thirst...thirst....)

Since when did "nuanced" become a synonym of "boobage"?

Remind you of anyone?

(as an aside, AOC seems to bring out the worst in everyone. She manages to turn pretty sane Republicans into ”go back to bartending in Mexico [sic]” wingnuts, lefty teenagers into obnoxious twats that hang on her every word, and everyday people into simps.
For me, she's one of the few Democrats I can respect given that she got to where she is from a deprived background, and I partially agree with her on the environment, but she does hold some pretty odious opinions and there's definitely a ”ALL HAIL SAINT ALEXANDRIA” cult of personality on the internet.
Personally I don't think that making a golden calf out of a politician is a good idea, even if, like Roberto, you pick your politicians based on how hot you think they are.)

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"Have they found another extinct speee-cies?" the autist shrieks, mouth falling open, hands flapping, his flabby buttcheeks failing to hold in a squeeky toot of excitement.

"I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!!"

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Bob's an expert on anything as long as it can be found in Wikipedia. Well... Except basic human empathy and not trying to use bigger words than he knows.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob's an expert on anything as long as it can be found in Wikipedia. Well... Except basic human empathy and not trying to use bigger words than he knows.

Or, given his statements on the transgender debate, basic biology.

 

[Bolo]

Cult of personality is evil, unless when the Dems cultivate it.
(Also thirst...thirst...thirst....)
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Since when did "nuanced" become a synonym of "boobage"?

This is ridiculous.

To be in congress you don't need a cult of personality, moreso when you come from a very small district that only votes based which letter is besides the candidate's name.

AOC is in this position now because she sold her image as this no hold barred fighter against the "establishment", and it is a easy deal to hold her feet to the fire when you have hundreds of videos and audio of her talking the big game of revolution.

And when push cames to shove, AOC blinked and gave out the most generic carrer politician excuse "well, the time isn't right, right now, we need to work a deal" and now people are coming with the clubs. Everybody knows politicians are hypocrites narcissists , but few have done so in such a display as AOC, so much that even her colleagues at the so called "squad" are pretty silent on this.

And then comes along opportunists like Jimmy Dore. He has been banguing this drum against the establishment dems for a while, but he found his gold vein when AOC put her foot on her mouth and now he is basking on viral trending. So much that he is feeling himself and even made a video comparing himself to Jimmy Stewart's "Mr. Smith"

AOC's pursuit of fame and recognition as being "today's politics" like Robert has put it, just made people do the same, but while AOC used republicans and old Dems to build her image, now people are using her to do "today's politics", so by Robert's own logic, it should be okay right, it is just how it is?

Also, fucking hysterical that Robert is defending AOC for being a "nuanced congresswoman" when the whole point of her spiel what that she wasn't going to play games. At this point Robert is just butthurt with nothing more to say, he changes his tunes whenever he wants and justifies because it is "I'm on the right side of history, I don't have to play fair".

Whatever Robert. This won't kill AOC, she is here to stay, but I think whatever aspirations she had, like being a senator, that took a big blow. Just saying her detractors are women hatters now won't cut it, and it is hard to keep the image of self-rigthous fighter whithout the mask slipping.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This is ridiculous.

To be in congress you don't need a cult of personality, moreso when you come from a very small district that only votes based which letter is besides the candidate's name.

Exactly. To use a random example, Gary Palmer doesn't have a cult of personality, is relatively unknown and yet is a Congressman. Then again, Bob's understanding of politics is limited to ”moon wheat” and ”maybe if I say this she'll reward me with sex”, so what should I expect?

As for AOC and the stimulus bill, I don't keep up with the many bitch fights on progressive Twitter but did she say she'd oppose the bill unless it had her pet projects in, get told to fuck off by the DNC, support the bill and get attacked by Jimmy Dore? As a Britbong I don't really follow American politics but I thought she, along with the rest of the Squad and Tulsi Gabbard, opposed the bill?

 

[Bolo]

As for AOC and the stimulus bill, I don't keep up with the many bitch fights on progressive Twitter but did she say she'd oppose the bill unless it had her pet projects in, get told to fuck off by the DNC, support the bill and get attacked by Jimmy Dore? As a Britbong I don't really follow American politics but I thought she, along with the rest of the Squad and Tulsi Gabbard, opposed the bill?

This isn't about the stimulus bill, it's about medicare for all. Jimmy Dore and others want the progressive dems to hold the vote for Nancy Pelosi as speaker for the house if she doesn't bring Medicare for all into voting.

The reason being, that even if medicare for all gets killed in the senate, the public will know who is behind the programs, and will force public opinion on the stablishment dems, and Nancy Pelosi needs the progressive votes because the dems lost a ton of seats on the last election, otherwise it will go another the speaker role.

And then people pressured AOC because she is seen as the leader of the progressives and she made the mistake of playing usual politics with the awnser "now it isn't the right time" which people see as "it will never be the time", and now you get the shitstorm.

Look, Jimmy Dore is full of shit, he got relevance with this crap and by god he is jerking it for all it's worth, I don't know if this discussion has any real value because regardless if Nancy Pelosi doesn't make it to Speaker of the house, another moderate dem will, then again, AOC was the one who cultivated this image of anti-stablishment fighter.

Moderates can dance between the lines and do what is most convinient for them at the time, and they can justify "hey, I'm just ridding the center", but Saint-warrior AOC? You wanted the popularity and personality cult, you got, but along comes a long line of receipt holders, and not even a thousand Moviebobs can make it go away.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This isn't about the stimulus bill, it's about medicare for all. Jimmy Dore and others want the progressive dems to hold the vote for Nancy Pelosi as speaker for the house if she doesn't bring Medicare for all into voting.

The reason being, that even if medicare for all gets killed in the senate, the public will know who is behind the programs, and will force public opinion on the stablishment dems, and Nancy Pelosi needs the progressive votes because the dems lost a ton of seats on the last election, otherwise it will go another the speaker role.

And then people pressured AOC because she is seen as the leader of the progressives and she made the mistake of playing usual politics with the awnser "now it isn't the right time" which people see as "it will never be the time", and now you get the shitstorm.

Look, Jimmy Dore is full of shit, he got relevance with this crap and by god he is jerking it for all it's worth, I don't know if this discussion has any real value because regardless if Nancy Pelosi doesn't make it to Speaker of the house, another moderate dem will, then again, AOC was the one who cultivated this image of anti-stablishment fighter.

Moderates can dance between the lines and do what is most convinient for them at the time, and they can justify "hey, I'm just ridding the center", but Saint-warrior AOC? You wanted the popularity and personality cult, you got, but along comes a long line of receipt holders, and not even a thousand Moviebobs can make it go away.

Ah, my bad.

To be fair, playing ”if you don't make a symbolic gesture I won't support you” when the Georgia runoff elections are in 2 weeks strikes me as immensely stupid, but for better or for worse she's got herself into a position where her strategists are keyboard warriors who don't understand compromise and she has to live with that.

 

[jspit2.0]

Remind you of anyone?

(as an aside, AOC seems to bring out the worst in everyone. She manages to turn pretty sane Republicans into ”go back to bartending in Mexico [sic]” wingnuts, lefty teenagers into obnoxious twats that hang on her every word, and everyday people into simps.
For me, she's one of the few Democrats I can respect given that she got to where she is from a deprived background, and I partially agree with her on the environment, but she does hold some pretty odious opinions and there's definitely a ”ALL HAIL SAINT ALEXANDRIA” cult of personality on the internet.
Personally I don't think that making a golden calf out of a politician is a good idea, even if, like Roberto, you pick your politicians based on how hot you think they are.)

But she's really entitled and stupid.

This is ridiculous.

To be in congress you don't need a cult of personality, moreso when you come from a very small district that only votes based which letter is besides the candidate's name.

AOC is in this position now because she sold her image as this no hold barred fighter against the "establishment", and it is a easy deal to hold her feet to the fire when you have hundreds of videos and audio of her talking the big game of revolution.

And when push cames to shove, AOC blinked and gave out the most generic carrer politician excuse "well, the time isn't right, right now, we need to work a deal" and now people are coming with the clubs. Everybody knows politicians are hypocrites narcissists , but few have done so in such a display as AOC, so much that even her colleagues at the so called "squad" are pretty silent on this.

And then comes along opportunists like Jimmy Dore. He has been banguing this drum against the establishment dems for a while, but he found his gold vein when AOC put her foot on her mouth and now he is basking on viral trending. So much that he is feeling himself and even made a video comparing himself to Jimmy Stewart's "Mr. Smith"

AOC's pursuit of fame and recognition as being "today's politics" like Robert has put it, just made people do the same, but while AOC used republicans and old Dems to build her image, now people are using her to do "today's politics", so by Robert's own logic, it should be okay right, it is just how it is?

Also, fucking hysterical that Robert is defending AOC for being a "nuanced congresswoman" when the whole point of her spiel what that she wasn't going to play games. At this point Robert is just butthurt with nothing more to say, he changes his tunes whenever he wants and justifies because it is "I'm on the right side of history, I don't have to play fair".

Whatever Robert. This won't kill AOC, she is here to stay, but I think whatever aspirations she had, like being a senator, that took a big blow. Just saying her detractors are women hatters now won't cut it, and it is hard to keep the image of self-rigthous fighter whithout the mask slipping.

Trump has a cult, Obama has a cult. You don't need one but it helps.

Back on topic from a crazy millennial THOT from NYC, has Bob given his take on WW84?