Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I’m pretty sure Bob is the founder.

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The words ”friends and colleagues” are never a good sign when they come out of Roberto's mouth.

 

[the khat quaffer]

It's funny how despite Bob's preferred candidate winning the presidential election, he is still a miserable asshole who can't be happy even for the things going his way. Guess he is still assblasted that he has to wait longer for his "spaceship" to come where he can transfer his consciousness to a robot body.

Blob will achieve peak satiety when his ACTUAL preferred candidate is in, President Mommy Mega Milkers Brown Sugar Harris. Her first acts will be to genocide everyone that voted for the cheetofuehrer, abolish the electoral college, and give everyone flying rocket cars.

... Nah, Blobert will still be a miserable fuck even then.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Lmao has he literally ever gotten the possessive of it correct when tweeting about this bunch of losers?

 

[Mr. Duck]

Lol, they're an elite bunch to be sure. There are a few fat ones and a high number of nerds, but Bob is by far the fattest, ugliest and greasiest of the bunch.

Witness the glory of Moviebob's self-chosen membership bio and picture:

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He couldn't even be bothered to take a proper picture, he just used a frame from one of his Overeater videos, in which he's dressed as Fireflower Bob.

Of fucking course it had to be something Mario related.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

He couldn't even be bothered to take a proper picture, he just used a frame from one of his Overeater videos, in which he's dressed as Fireflower Bob.

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Of fucking course it had to be something Mario related.

It boggles my mind that a fat man in his thirties made videos ranting about gamergate while dressed as a manchild in the woods and pretending to throw fireballs somehow has a fan base.

Like, people legit see those videos and think "this guy has some good views!"

Lol

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Blob will achieve peak satiety when his ACTUAL preferred candidate is in, President Mommy Mega Milkers Brown Sugar Harris. Her first acts will be to genocide everyone that voted for the cheetofuehrer, abolish the electoral college, and give everyone flying rocket cars.

... Nah, Blobert will still be a miserable fuck even then.

Exactly. America could become a socialist dictatorship anti-capitalist utopia under the rule of a junta calling itself ”the Squad” President Biden, with gulags anti-racism education centres for dissenters MAGA chuds and ridiculously expensive moon wheat for Party members everybody, and Blob would still be unhappy.

It's also important to note that a thing stops being truly socialist if it refuses to cater to Blob's demands. I can't be arsed to dig through his tweets to find exactly where he said this, but there was an example of him accusing ”Sunrise Group [sic]” of being controlled opposition because the 19 year old at uni who runs their Twitter account disagreed with him on some petty topic.

Lmao has he literally ever gotten the possessive of it correct when tweeting about this bunch of losers?

He's an illiterate mayonnaise ghoul so I wouldn't think so.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

I want to know the story behind him calling it "In Bob We Trust". It's such a retarded name that is completly divorced from the subject material that there has to be some story behind it. Has anyone ever trusted Robert's judgement on movies? Was he the go-to guy for movie recommendations at blockbuster? As arrogant as he is, I don't think he is seriously trying to elevate himself to godly levels.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I want to know the story behind him calling it "In Bob We Trust". It's such a retarded name that is completly divorced from the subject material that there has to be some story behind it. Has anyone ever trusted Robert's judgement on movies? Was he the go-to guy for movie recommendations at blockbuster? As arrogant as he is, I don't think he is seriously trying to elevate himself to godly levels.

He's a lapsed Catholic of the fedora-wearing variety so he has to be blasphemous at all times.

 

[Mola Ram]

I want to know the story behind him calling it "In Bob We Trust". It's such a retarded name that is completly divorced from the subject material that there has to be some story behind it. Has anyone ever trusted Robert's judgement on movies? Was he the go-to guy for movie recommendations at blockbuster? As arrogant as he is, I don't think he is seriously trying to elevate himself to godly levels.

Eh, it's actually mildly amusing if you think he's capable of the slightest level of self-deprecation. I'd imagine someone's first impression is that it's deliberately overblown. It's only when you know what he's really like that it comes across as so egotistical.

 

[Uncle Joey]

First page of search results for Moviebob (incognito). Ouch:

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Similarly, these are the autofill results on duckduckgo:

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I wish Bob was as prone to over sharing photos of himself and home as Chris, they're always hilarious no matter what the context is.

 

[Vida]

I want to know the story behind him calling it "In Bob We Trust". It's such a retarded name that is completly divorced from the subject material that there has to be some story behind it. Has anyone ever trusted Robert's judgement on movies? Was he the go-to guy for movie recommendations at blockbuster? As arrogant as he is, I don't think he is seriously trying to elevate himself to godly levels.

 

[blablabla]

thats the first time i have heard this retard, why he is stealing yahtzee gimmick?

 

[Pickle Dick]

Hate to say it but Chris has shot more loads into that Blockbuster hoodie than he has into his wife.

Spoiler: so pretty much this but in a hoodie?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

thats the first time i have heard this retard, why he is stealing yahtzee gimmick?

Because Bob can't come up with anything original.

Spoiler: so pretty much this but in a hoodie?

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As I once said over on the Animal Control board, that content is so Islamic I can already see the Knights Templar circling on the horizon.

Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomine Tuo da gloria.

 

[Vesperus]

Similarly, these are the autofill results on duckduckgo:
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Incognito Google also has some enticing rabbit-holes:

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Make him read a philosophical text by, say, Saint Thomas Aquinas or Saint Ignatius of Loyola, and see him cross his eyes in confusion with the absolute antithesis of his very being. Heck, he may even attribute their thinkings to the "mayo ghouls" he so much abhors.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Heck, he may even attribute their thinkings to the "mayo ghouls" he so much abhors.

They were both Catholic and both did good in their lives, so that's likely.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

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this is how this fucking retard chooses to present himself.
The bawstawn ONLINE critic association have you heard of them? Yeah im a big deal with them...

Man this Netflix adaptation of Yakuza looks TERRIBLE.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

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Bring back Piss Thumbs.