Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

>tfw people compare you to Harkonnen and people say no, you're worse

Harkonnen was a baron, whereas Bobby is a peasant. Harkonnen had also worked during his life.
(As an aside, seeing a Finnish name (Härkönen) written like that hurts my eyes. Imagine if a Finnish author wrote a book and called one of the villains ”Jön Smitti”)

A bankrupt Rat = Good.


But sex workers are feminist and pro-abortion! Superior Future cannot do without sex workers!
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Yup. It is so fucked that someone pro-abortion would be anti-tranny. Why can't everybody step in line, recite the 21st century equivalent of the Little Red Book, and march towards Superior Future?

Wonder Woman turns out not so wonderful, especially since Bobby can't see it in cinemas:
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So the "clickbait economy" didn't care about Mulan?

Bobby resents being lumped among "fake critics":
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A true critic takes his time.
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At least Chris looked happy on Christmas eve. Bobby, who lost the cookout, spent the day getting pissed off with randos:
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Everything is related to The Plague:
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Presumably open borders would have guarded us from covid? No?

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Christmas is, of course, a religious observance. So Bobby and his friends recite their creed -- "We are the special creations of the Almighty Democrat":
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Maybe Foucault is right again in that we never really act against our desires?

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I don't know what he was replying to but Bob sure is well-read:
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(Adorno is trash but if Bobby had read Adorno he wouldn't be such a gibbering idiot for pop culture)

But even in an area that Bobby is uncontested authority -- fast food -- he is still incoherent:
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Bobby's Angels:
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Marvel-obseesed gamer troon: Prison is bad!
Bobby: M'lady you are absolutely right of course, but pray Your Highness's sympathy to your humble servant's incendiary wrath to destroy bad people!
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1) as a Britbong, I know what Roberto is talking about and he managed to come up with a shit take on it. Northern Ireland is part of the UK and is a lot more religious than the mainland. As such, abortion was banned except if the mother's life was at risk until very recently. Pro-abortionists from the mainland decided that this was a bad thing and, along with the NI party that pretends to represent Catholic interests but rolls over for liberals on any social issue, repealed the abortion ban by legislating from Westminster instead of holding a cross-community vote.
In short, Robert is saying that pro-abortion bills should be imposed on people who haven't given consent.
2) Bob, it's a superhero film. The people who watch it are really just watching it because they want to see Wonder Woman beat the shit out of some bad guys. Stop trying to imply that capeshit has a deeper meaning.
3) Bob's talking about simping? Matthew 7:1-5 comes to mind.
4) Roberto: ”to cut ourselves off behind walls of nations and economies will just make everything worse”
Meanwhile, the ”post-border, globalised world” helped the Wuhan virus to spread to places that it would never have got to in 1920.
5) neo-feudalism Bob displays his love for keeping the peasants in their place yet again.
6) I'm not involved in American politics but it seems to me that if you want to close the economy then you need to hand out a stimulus cheque, and a cheque of $500 is obviously not livable.
7) because you don't understand English and French, I think I'll try Castilian Spanish.
Como te dijé muchas veces, Roberto, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez no te joderá, porque es congresista, y, por eso, tiene muchas cosas más importantes a hacer que no corresponden a sus fantasias. Támbien, ¿porque piensas que puedes pinchar ella? Por uno, tiene un novio, y además, eres un facha muy gordo y feo. Opino que hay sólo una persona que te jodería, y esta es su mano derecho.
Bobby supports executing criminals because of their almost nonexistent carbon emissions? Yeah, that's ecofascism.

If he suddenly stops tweeting tomorrow we'll know that Bob was visited by three spirits that convinced him to change his ways.

”You, boy, what day is it?”
”It's Christmas D-”
”Shut the fuck up you mayo ghoul, I was checking to see how many days there are till my capeshit gets released.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Roberto: ”to cut ourselves off behind walls of nations and economies will just make everything worse”
Meanwhile, the ”post-border, globalised world” helped the Wuhan virus to spread to places that it would never have got to in 1920.

Plus, no intelligent person would get next to a chinaman unless it's to part them from their money. In all my years of work, i just needed 2 of them to deeply hate chinese people (from mainland china) and everything they stand for. This epidemic just cemented this deep hatred for them and it's completely deserved.

But aside from that, pretty much Bob doesn't understand the importance of nations or borders not only as legislative units, but also as cultural ones. But it's not like he cares. After all, the highest epitome of culture he will know is Marvel movies and ethnic food. Who gives a fuck about other cultural expressions like dressing and music.

Como te dijé muchas veces, Roberto, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez no te joderá, porque es congresista, y, por eso, tiene muchas cosas más importantes a hacer que no corresponden a sus fantasias. Támbien, ¿porque piensas que puedes pinchar ella? Por uno, tiene un novio, y además, eres un facha muy gordo y feo. Opino que hay sólo una persona que te jodería, y esta es su mano derecho.

That sounds heavily like mexican spanish, not gonna lie. Mainly because you used "pinchar", which is only used in mexico. But i'm not going to give you much shit about it. At least you did a pretty damn good effort.

 

[Positron]

7) because you don't understand English and French, I think I'll try Castilian Spanish.

Try this instead:
"It's me! Mario! AOC tells me you are a faggot and she doesn't fuck faggots!!"

Did I say Christmas is when believers profess their faith?

Joined last month and ticks all the right boxes. Which of you is this?

 

[Koby_Fish]

A bankrupt Rat = Good.


But sex workers are feminist and pro-abortion! Superior Future cannot do without sex workers!
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Yup. It is so fucked that someone pro-abortion would be anti-tranny. Why can't everybody step in line, recite the 21st century equivalent of the Little Red Book, and march towards Superior Future?

Wonder Woman turns out not so wonderful, especially since Bobby can't see it in cinemas:
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So the "clickbait economy" didn't care about Mulan?

Bobby resents being lumped among "fake critics":
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A true critic takes his time.
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At least Chris looked happy on Christmas eve. Bobby, who lost the cookout, spent the day getting pissed off with randos:
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Everything is related to The Plague:
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Presumably open borders would have guarded us from covid? No?

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Christmas is, of course, a religious observance. So Bobby and his friends recite their creed -- "We are the special creations of the Almighty Democrat":
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Maybe Foucault is right again in that we never really act against our desires?

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I don't know what he was replying to but Bob sure is well-read:
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(Adorno is trash but if Bobby had read Adorno he wouldn't be such a gibbering idiot for pop culture)

But even in an area that Bobby is uncontested authority -- fast food -- he is still incoherent:
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Bobby's Angels:
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Marvel-obseesed gamer troon: Prison is bad!
Bobby: M'lady you are absolutely right of course, but pray Your Highness's sympathy to your humble servant's incendiary wrath to destroy bad people!
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While it's probably true that Chris is the better cook between the two of him and Bob, that ain't saying much considering the state of Chris' (thankfully non-mountain-dew marinated) Thanksgiving Turkey. Cripes, learn to bury the ends of the lacer skewers DEEP into the meat after lacing it up, bro. It might actually hold shit together this time!

 

[Mola Ram]

While it's probably true that Chris is the better cook between the two of him and Bob, that ain't saying much considering the state of Chris' (thankfully non-mountain-dew marinated) Thanksgiving Turkey. Cripes, learn to bury the ends of the lacer skewers DEEP into the meat after lacing it up, bro. It might actually hold shit together this time!

But then it wouldn't fit in the trough.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Plus, no intelligent person would get next to a chinaman unless it's to part them from their money. In all my years of work, i just needed 2 of them to deeply hate chinese people (from mainland china) and everything they stand for. This epidemic just cemented this deep hatred for them and it's completely deserved.

The CCP has severely damaged mainland China and its culture, and I don't think I'll ever forgive them for doing what they did.

But aside from that, pretty much Bob doesn't understand the importance of nations or borders not only as legislative units, but also as cultural ones. But it's not like he cares. After all, the highest epitome of culture he will know is Marvel movies and ethnic food. Who gives a fuck about other cultural expressions like dressing and music

Yeah. Bob seems like the sort of person who would want all nations and cultures to be erased in favour of a global ”superior culture”, without realising that that's broadly what Hitler wanted.

That sounds heavily like mexican spanish, not gonna lie. Mainly because you used "pinchar", which is only used in mexico. But i'm not going to give you much shit about it. At least you did a pretty damn good effort.

Gracias.
Weird, here in the UK we study European Spanish and I've always been told that I speak with a pretty strong Spanish accent, so it's funny you say that. That said, my dictionary said that pinchar was used in Spain, so it's not my fault I sounded vaguely Mexican.

Try this instead:
"It's me! Mario! AOC tells me you are a faggot and she doesn't fuck faggots!!"

Did I say Christmas is when believers profess their faith?

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Joined last month and ticks all the right boxes. Which of you is this?

”It's-a-me, AOC! I'm not-a going to fuck-a you, Roberto!”

As for the Twatter account, knowing the state of Twitter that could probably be a real person. I mean, Lass_Library isn't a troll as far as I can make out.

Chris' (thankfully non-mountain-dew marinated) Thanksgiving Turkey.

Ah, that thing.

It's lucky he doesn't own a restaurant because serving that would probably get him shut down. That said, watching Chris and Robert try and run a restaurant would be funny.

 

[cypocryphy]

Yeah, that plate fixing at the cookout answer is hilarious. How hard is it for him to just say, "No, I'm not getting any" ? It's not like we wouldn't believe him.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Yeah. Bob seems like the sort of person who would want all nations and cultures to be erased in favour of a global ”superior culture”, without realising that that's broadly what Hitler wanted.

Not only because of that. You remember every time that people bring up that Mariachi costumes are somehow bad? It would be as same as saying that Bavarian traditional clothing is a negativ stereotype.

When you travel enough around the world you learn that clothes have a historical and cultural meaning and that usually people don't like being told that their traditional clothes are seen in that light. Thankfully, if some sperg like Bob happens to do this IRL he would be called massive retard to his face since the most cultural interaction and education they get are from ethnic food and whatever shit Netflix puts out for them.

Gracias.
Weird, here in the UK we study European Spanish and I've always been told that I speak with a pretty strong Spanish accent, so it's funny you say that. That said, my dictionary said that pinchar was used in Spain, so it's not my fault I sounded vaguely Mexican.

tbh, pinchar is used in Spain, but not with the meaning of having sex. The verb means "to poke". The usual things we say for fucking are "follar" or "tirar".

Still, quite weird that this happens. Specially when you say that you study Spanish from Spain. But then again, every region of Spain has it's own slang, so it shouldn't surprise me that much.

 

[Judge Dredd]

A question to the Bob's connoisseurs here: what is the meaning of the word "gamer" in Bob's vernacular? Sometimes I see him using that word and I can't help but scratch my head with what's the relation between being a gamer and what he's talking about.

Late, but I believe he's referring to what I've seen called "capital G Gamer".

It's what the left call a dogwhistle. They say gamer, they mean toxic alt-right gamergate nazi chud, and they mean someone who plays games. They can flip flop between definitions, giving them deniability when they get called out.

This video goes into detail better than I can.

It's because he's never played (he doesn't have friends) so he's relying on pop culture osmosis...

I'm guessing his only experience with D&D is the 80s cartoon.

A D&D movie could be great, especially if they set it in Eberron, but I have no faith they could do it in current year.

I've seen Robert doing this before whenever anime gets to be the topic. he always brings up anime so he can say that he doesn't like, isn't cup of tea or he doesn't remember, as if he needs to keep reiterating that "guys, I'm not a weeb, I swear!!"

He could be a weeb, but I doubt he could hide it. He's so opinionated that he'd have to weigh in on every controversy from subs vs dubs to localisation, but he doesn't. Compare that video games where he made two videos about Mass Effect 3's ending despite knowing nothing about the games.

I think it's more likely that he didn't grow up with it and thus has no knowledge of it. It's a huge blemish on his self-image as the all knowing king nerd, so he downplays it as something he knows about but is too nerdy even for him.

It reminds me of those guys who care about video game leaderboards who dismiss everybody below them as a scrub, and everybody above them as a hacker.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

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Holy hell, Chris, clean your house. A random boot laying on the ground, a rug that hasn't been vacuumed in years. He has no shame!

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Chris better be careful what he says. Everyone knows Bob has a tendency of building up his own plate-making harem gang whenever he enters a cookout. Should push come to shove Bob'll have back-up with him.
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I know he doesn't go outside but the way he worded this makes it sound like he tries to crash black family reunions at public parks during the summer to try to fuck aunts and mooch free food.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I believe he's referring to what I've seen called "capital G Gamer".

So basically, he's still obsessing over Gamergate.

Holy hell, Chris, clean your house. A random boot laying on the ground, a rug that hasn't been vacuumed in years. He has no shame!

Unfortunately, his kids have to live there.

 

[The tired cat]

So basically, he's still obsessing over Gamergate.

Him an every other Twitter/"Game Journo" type. Jim Sterling, Bob, any schmuck that writes for Kotaku/Polygon, crazy bitches like Zoye Quinn an etc.

 

[King Dead]

I know he doesn't go outside but the way he worded this makes it sound like he tries to crash black family reunions at public parks during the summer to try to fuck aunts and mooch free food.

On a side note, I was curious when Bob had posted this tweet due to his mention of "daytime Twitter;" given his complete lack of sleep schedule, I wanted to know if he'd actually posted it during daytime hours. Did a search, and nada. Guess he didn't take too kindly to people making fun of the fact that even his sex metaphors involve food, or the fact that he claims to be fucking on the regular. Riiiiight, Bob. Right.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Not only because of that. You remember every time that people bring up that Mariachi costumes are somehow bad? It would be as same as saying that Bavarian traditional clothing is a negativ stereotype.

Mariachi costumes are so offensive that the most popular animated movie in Mexican history is about a little boy who wants to be a mariachi, who idolizes a mariachi, and who in his final triumphant scene is dressed as a mariachi.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Him an every other Twitter/"Game Journo" type. Jim Sterling, Bob, any schmuck that writes for Kotaku/Polygon, crazy bitches like Zoye Quinn an etc.

True.

They seem to be incapable of letting sleeping dogs lie.

Mariachi costumes are so offensive that the most popular animated movie in Mexican history is about a little boy who wants to be a mariachi, who idolizes a mariachi, and who in his final triumphant scene is dressed as a mariachi.

But what does that matter to a gringo like Roberto?

 

[The tired cat]

True.

They seem to be incapable of letting sleeping dogs lie.

More like they still cannot accept they got their asses handed in an internet slap fight.

 

[Mola Ram]

But what does that matter to a gringo like Roberto?

Hey, you watch your mouth. Bob is uniquely suited to speak knowledgably on Mexican issues, having tweeted right from a Mexican resort during a wedding reception. Suck it, obsolescent.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Hey, you watch your mouth. Bob is uniquely suited to speak knowledgably on Mexican issues, having tweeted right from a Mexican resort during a wedding reception. Suck it, obsolescent.

Exactly! He can even speak muy bueño Mexican, so I don't know why people criticise him.

 

[Pagliacci]

Mariachi costumes are so offensive that the most popular animated movie in Mexican history is about a little boy who wants to be a mariachi, who idolizes a mariachi, and who in his final triumphant scene is dressed as a mariachi.

It's only okay for white people to appropriate traditional Mexican dress and play mariachi when that white person is Mario:

(For context Mario dresses up in a sombrero/poncho in Super Mario Odyssey and plays some mariachi: https://youtu.be/eB6WBJinZho)

Of course Bob is still a coward and only made the above tweet AFTER other overly-offended twitter types got a ton of backlash from the Mexicans they were being offended on the behalf of.

Either way before the game came out Nintendo itself altered the cover art by removing sombrero Mario (bottom left corner), seemingly to avoid any controversy:

The whole thing reminded me of Speedy Gonzales. Soulless corporate suits getting afraid a character would offend Mexicans even though actual Mexicans loved it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedy_Gonzales#Concern_about_stereotypes