Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Jesus Chris is creepy. There is nothing about his bearded balding bust that is in any way cute and he just keeps taking these childlike selfies. Speaking as a faggot, there is plenty of ways to photograph an older, middle aged man and it can come out endearing. This shit ain't it. This is creepy. There is nothing okay with a bald headed man wearing kids pajamas and bouncing around about how Santy Claus was here or whatever. Especially since Da Chippa is a father. Oh God. I don't even think it will take more than a few years before his kids get taken away because of his declining mental state. Especially as he and Robert lose any sort of relevancy.

What honestly has possessed a man to the degree that he not only owns adult sized kids jammies, he then takes a picture of himself AND THEN posts it publicly to the internet. This individual thinks he can achieve online success.
 
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It's been another 1500 pages, and Bob Chipman still has never had sex.

You know why? Because if this nigga ever, and I mean ever, had any sort of relationship besides his hand and countless amounts of social media thot pictures, this guy would be blasting the news nonstop on every form of media ever. He would have photos and parts of his gay reviews and tweets nonstop about it. Even Bob's fan base has a crippling lack of women... I mean, if he said he got fingered by a tranny tho, I would buy it.

I dunno why he lies about this. It's like his benching shit. Dude should just be honest.

"Hey ladies, interested in a fat middle aged man who lives in my brother's basement? For dinner, I'm thinking KFC while I retarded angry rant about politics for hours on end." - Chipman, ladies man.
 
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Fuck that cookout analogy for how much tail Bob pretends to be pulling is some mad cringy shit as the kids say. Does this gluttonous gasbag really think anybody buys this crap? Even among his ever shrinking sphere of orbiters I'm having a hard time believing any of them believe Bobs claims of being some kind of lovegod.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
It's been another 1500 pages, and Bob Chipman still has never had sex.

You know why? Because if this nigga ever, and I mean ever, had any sort of relationship besides his hand and countless amounts of social media thot pictures, this guy would be blasting the news nonstop on every form of media ever. He would have photos and parts of his gay reviews and tweets nonstop about it. Even Bob's fan base has a crippling lack of women... I mean, if he said he got fingered by a tranny tho, I would buy it.

I dunno why he lies about this. It's like his benching shit. Dude should just be honest.

"Hey ladies, interested in a fat middle aged man who lives in my brother's basement? For dinner, I'm thinking KFC while I retarded angry rant about politics for hours on end." - Chipman, ladies man.
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Actually it's (unless she sold it in the last 5 years) his aunt's basement, but of a house she owns for the purposes of renting the entire thing out, so that even today, the people in the suite upstairs are faceless nameless nobody strangers to Bob, and they likely know nothing about Bob himself other than they're vaguely aware some stereotypical middle-aged white trash inherent basement-dwelling incel lives below them, but since Bob almost never leaves the house, they're not even sure what he looks like..

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This is why I can never read Bob's tweets. They are a bunch of long rambling nonsense that stop making any sense the further they go on. He needs to make his point clear.
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Rambling incoherently while trying to sound super duper extra smrt is the hallmark of the Dunning-Kruger afflicted galaxy brains such as Bob.
 
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Totally Awesome said:
This is why I can never read Bob's tweets. They are a bunch of long rambling nonsense that stop making any sense the further they go on. He needs to make his point clear.
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It's also another case of "Did you watch/read what you're talking about" that's common with him. The character's arc isn't repeated across both of them, the first one was about Diana's naivety in thinking conflict's resolved by "taking out the bad man" while WW84's about...
moving on from the past to see the reality in front of you. If she reverted on that then she'd probably just murder Maxwell Lord instead of convincing him to stop. Diana being more mature in 84 after spending 70 years in "Man's World" is very noticeable.

Those are really different character developments to go through and I'm not really sure how you can mix those up. What's the commonality between those messages that Bob thinks it's a repeat?
 
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It's also another case of "Did you watch/read what you're talking about" that's common with him. The character's arc isn't repeated across both of them, the first one was about Diana's naivety in thinking conflict's resolved by "taking out the bad man" while WW84's about...
moving on from the past to see the reality in front of you. If she reverted on that then she'd probably just murder Maxwell Lord instead of convincing him to stop. Diana being more mature in 84 after spending 70 years in "Man's World" is very noticeable.

Those are really different character developments to go through and I'm not really sure how you can mix those up. What's the commonality between those messages that Bob thinks it's a repeat?
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What's worse is that the themes of WW84 are delivered with all the subtlety of a brick to the face.

The prologue is Diana as a kid almost winning some Amazon athletic contest but getting forcibly kicked out by ... her mother? Some older Amazon anyway ... for taking a shortcut. Cue the lesson about "you can't win by cheating." Which, of course, is what Max Lord and Barbara Minerva do by using the wishing stone (look, it's a dumb movie) and which Diana almost does by wishing Steve Trevor alive again, only for her to realize she has to let him go.

It's not a good movie, for a lot of reasons; and Bob's criticism of Gal Gadot's acting is ... on point, believe it or not. But I have no doubt he'd have been way more forgiving of any Marvel movie of similar quality.
 
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...but since Bob almost never leaves the house, they're not even sure what he looks like..
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They may not know what he looks like but you can bet the farm that they know what he smells like. Methinks they complained to the landlord/lady, believing that something died down there only for her to explain that it was her nephew.
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It's not a good movie, for a lot of reasons; and Bob's criticism of Gal Gadot's acting is ... on point, believe it or not. But I have no doubt he'd have been way more forgiving of any Marvel movie of similar quality.
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Take Brie Larson in Captain Marvel. It was pretty obvious that she phoned in her performance and completely bought into the publicity that she is the next RDJ to the point where her fellow MCU actors find her insufferable.

I will not say that Gadot is a great actress by any stretch of the imagination, but she does put an honest effort into making Diana a likable character. Plus, I find her Israeli accent hot.

Bob has his head so far up the rat's ass that he has lost any sense of perspective.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
It's been another 1500 pages, and Bob Chipman still has never had sex.

You know why? Because if this nigga ever, and I mean ever, had any sort of relationship besides his hand and countless amounts of social media thot pictures, this guy would be blasting the news nonstop on every form of media ever. He would have photos and parts of his gay reviews and tweets nonstop about it. Even Bob's fan base has a crippling lack of women... I mean, if he said he got fingered by a tranny tho, I would buy it.

I dunno why he lies about this. It's like his benching shit. Dude should just be honest.

"Hey ladies, interested in a fat middle aged man who lives in my brother's basement? For dinner, I'm thinking KFC while I retarded angry rant about politics for hours on end." - Chipman, ladies man.
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TWO MORE MONTHS! TWO MORE MONTHS!
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Mola Ram said:
What's worse is that the themes of WW84 are delivered with all the subtlety of a brick to the face.

The prologue is Diana as a kid almost winning some Amazon athletic contest but getting forcibly kicked out by ... her mother? Some older Amazon anyway ... for taking a shortcut. Cue the lesson about "you can't win by cheating." Which, of course, is what Max Lord and Barbara Minerva do by using the wishing stone (look, it's a dumb movie) and which Diana almost does by wishing Steve Trevor alive again, only for her to realize she has to let him go.

It's not a good movie, for a lot of reasons; and Bob's criticism of Gal Gadot's acting is ... on point, believe it or not. But I have no doubt he'd have been way more forgiving of any Marvel movie of similar quality.
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It's never going to stop being astonishing how he's a movie critic when following what people say in a popcorn flick is seemingly too hard for him even if characters shout it out during the climax. His job is movie analysis and all he seems to focus on is CGI explosions. Even with MCU movies he's shown questionable comprehension skills.

No idea what he should probably be into instead of movie reviewing where he wouldn't look like an idiot.
 
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