Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Robert with a not so surprising take:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1342905873430097921 (Archive)

So it's ok for people to threaten to dox and assault teenagers when they hold the "wrong" political beliefs. "There is no such thing as a bad tactic. Only bad targets".
 
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He's desperately trying to dodge that "incel" accusation and since he has no steady GF, he wants us to at least think he's a literal Chad getting all the Staceys to at least have a half-drunken one-night-stand with on a fairly regular basis, to obscure the fact that his only relationship has been with his hand and a bottle of lotion, and that's assuming with his ponderous Dunlop's Syndrome (spare tire up front) that he can even reach Mr. Happy.
His only relationship is jerking it to Lindsay Ellis and after she stomped his balls into jelly all he's done is cry, with only his tears as lube.
 
”the kid wasn't attending an anti-choice hate rally”
No, he wasn't, because he wasn't marching in support of Planned Parenthood.
It's ridiculous, if some underage kid is at a political rally it's almost certainly because they were sent there by their parents. Picking on Sandmann basically because of his parents' beliefs is one of the vilest things the left has done. They basically ruined this fucking kid's life before he even had an opportunity to make up his own mind about politics. Just utterly disgusting. Maybe he would have rebelled against his parents and turned left but I'm going to make a wild guess he now absolutely hates the left.
 
It's ridiculous, if some underage kid is at a political rally it's almost certainly because they were sent there by their parents. Picking on Sandmann basically because of his parents' beliefs is one of the vilest things the left has done. They basically ruined this fucking kid's life before he even had an opportunity to make up his own mind about politics. Just utterly disgusting. Maybe he would have rebelled against his parents and turned left but I'm going to make a wild guess he now absolutely hates the left.
Hugely depends how old the kid is and I'd say that at 16 you're old enough to have opinions that differ from your parents' views, but the point stands that Sandman wasn't the aggressor, that going on a pro-life march doesn't give people a licence to attack you and that he's now going to be opposed to leftism for as long as he lives.

On another note, I'm not a wokist but my understanding of woke dogma is that biological men can't have an opinion on abortion. Being a pretty politically active Catholic, I've also been to pro-life protests and I've seen plenty of women there. Can someone explain how Bob's opinion outweighs a woman's opinion on what, according to Wokethodoxy, is an issue for women and women only?
 
Hugely depends how old the kid is and I'd say that at 16 you're old enough to have opinions that differ from your parents' views, but the point stands that Sandman wasn't the aggressor, that going on a pro-life march doesn't give people a licence to attack you and that he's now going to be opposed to leftism for as long as he lives.
Even at the age of 16 you are still hugely influenced by the views of your parents. Also even if you aren't, that's not an age where you should have your life destroyed because of your opinions. And actually, you should just never have your life destroyed based on your opinions. It's time for that shit to end.
 
And actually, you should just never have your life destroyed based on your opinions. It's time for that shit to end.
Exactly.

It's a shame world leaders don't read the Farms because once you get past the edgelords that think spamming 20 paragraphs worth of racial slurs is funny, we have some pretty damn good ideas.
 
This is why I can never read Bob's tweets. They are a bunch of long rambling nonsense that stop making any sense the further they go on. He needs to make his point clear.
Blobby never got past the point with writing where the teacher says, "I need a 1500 word essay on (insert topic here)" and Blobby instead of doing more research so he can discuss more points would find ways to drag points on to make them as long as possible without adding anything more to the point than could have been in a 6 world sentence. It's the mentality of a high school kid and it's not at all surprising that he never moved past it because everything else about him is stuck in a school mentality.
 
Blobby never got past the point with writing where the teacher says, "I need a 1500 word essay on (insert topic here)" and Blobby instead of doing more research so he can discuss more points would find ways to drag points on to make them as long as possible without adding anything more to the point than could have been in a 6 world sentence. It's the mentality of a high school kid and it's not at all surprising that he never moved past it because everything else about him is stuck in a school mentality.
That was, unfortunately, me.

”On September 1st 1939, also known as 1/9/39, the National Socialist German Workers' Party invaded the Republic of Poland, which they did militarily.” and similar phrases abounded.
 
Robert with a not so surprising:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1342905873430097921 (Archive)

So it's ok for people to threaten to dox and assault teenagers when they hold the "wrong" political beliefs. "There is no such thing as a bad tactic. Only bad targets".
Well he did try to dox a teenager for disagreeing with him nearly ten years ago, so he's nothing if not consistent.
That was, unfortunately, me.

”On September 1st 1939, also known as 1/9/39, the National Socialist German Workers' Party invaded the Republic of Poland, which they did militarily.” and similar phrases abounded.
...Yeah, I'll admit I did this too, because I had an issue with overly summarizing my points.

But we were teenagers, so it's understandable. Bob on the other is nearly 40 and still wants a gold star for this shit.
 
Take Brie Larson in Captain Marvel. It was pretty obvious that she phoned in her performance and completely bought into the publicity that she is the next RDJ to the point where her fellow MCU actors find her insufferable.

I will not say that Gadot is a great actress by any stretch of the imagination, but she does put an honest effort into making Diana a likable character. Plus, I find her Israeli accent hot.

I don't get a "phone it in" vibe from the gorgeous Ms. Gadot (and if you've seen Brie Blockofwood's other movies, you know that as a performer she gave less than a shit about some dumb comic book flick); it's more that, yes, she has a very limited range and hasn't yet found a way to use it to her advantage the way, say, Schwarzenegger did early in his career.

She's not helped by the script, which is bad, and probably not by the direction, which felt like it was all over the place.
 
It's ridiculous, if some underage kid is at a political rally it's almost certainly because they were sent there by their parents. Picking on Sandmann basically because of his parents' beliefs is one of the vilest things the left has done. They basically ruined this fucking kid's life before he even had an opportunity to make up his own mind about politics. Just utterly disgusting. Maybe he would have rebelled against his parents and turned left but I'm going to make a wild guess he now absolutely hates the left.

Teenagers are capable of attending rallies on their own while holding their own beliefs, it happens all the time, this is the wrong take to have. Nobody forced that anti-gun goblina bitch to do anything.
 
It's ridiculous, if some underage kid is at a political rally it's almost certainly because they were sent there by their parents. Picking on Sandmann basically because of his parents' beliefs is one of the vilest things the left has done. They basically ruined this fucking kid's life before he even had an opportunity to make up his own mind about politics. Just utterly disgusting. Maybe he would have rebelled against his parents and turned left but I'm going to make a wild guess he now absolutely hates the left.
He got awarded $250 million dollars by the Washington Post in an out-of-court settlement (and possibly even more from other companies like CNN).


In comparison, Bob is still just poor white trash and won't even be relevant on Twitter or social media for much longer (other than as a circus freak who people retroactively look back on just to laugh), lmao

I think that Bob's political rubbish is part of him wanting attention now that his movie/video game gigs are dying off; his one-trick pony was the anti-Trump rants; now that it's a passing fad and Biden basically public-ally denounced his ilk and partially blamed them for Trump's successes to begin with, he'll fade into obscurity.

I mentioned it before, but at this point someone just needs to find how who his remaining advertisers are and bring attention of his shenanigans (particularly his defense of Cuties); heck, or maybe even Youtube directly, given that they've demonetized quite a few "controversial" Youtubers in recent times.
 
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Robert with a not so surprising:
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So it's ok for people to threaten to dox and assault teenagers when they hold the "wrong" political beliefs. "There is no such thing as a bad tactic. Only bad targets".
"Anti-choice hate rally"
I'm assuming Bob is calling it this because he thinks every single pro-life person evar hates women. Including the women. :lunacy:
This elementary school reasoning goes both ways, though.
And it's not even a stretch either, in fact it's probably more accurate than the opposite claim:
"Pro-abortion rally attendees hate babies/fetuses/embryos"

But then of course, it's ok to hate babies/fetuses/embryos/blastocysts (the actual "clump of cells" that only stays in that form for a few DAYS), because they aren't people, just like "drumpfsuckers" and "MAGA CHUDs". :P

You know, for a people (including Bob) that are so filled with hate, it's odd about how they decry hatred in others. But I guess to paraphrase Bob, there's no bad tactics, only bad targets (of hate).
 
Teenagers are capable of attending rallies on their own while holding their own beliefs, it happens all the time, this is the wrong take to have. Nobody forced that anti-gun goblina bitch to do anything.
Yes, that's true but it doesn't mean it should be held against them. And actually it should just not be held against them anyway. So he's pro-life? So fucking what? That's no reason to ruin his life. And I should emphasize I personally do not believe that at least a first trimester fetus is the moral equivalent of a human, but if you do, how can you be ethically consistent without viewing killing one as literal, outright murder? How can you not be opposed to that?
 
TWO MORE MONTHS! TWO MORE MONTHS!
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I mentioned in the past that I think part of the reason he liked going to those bars before the pandemic was the hope of meeting a girl there.
"THIS was supposed to be the year I really doubled down on my Dave & Buster bar visits to meet the girl of my dreams and lose my virginity but this was STOLEN from me by Trump and his Trump virus. I will never forgive him for turning me into a literal 40-year-old virgin."

But I also have another theory on the psychology of Bob's love life. See I think Bob would probably have several dating profiles set up IF he wasn't paranoid over people finding them, spreading them around, and laughing at him for it. Even if by some miracle he got a hot girl to message him how is he to know it's not just some Internet troll in disguise trying to get compromising chat logs from him? See Bob is nowhere near famous enough for it to actually get him laid, but he does have just enough notoriety to fear someone recognizing his dating profile. This leaves online dating off the table, which makes his inability (or unwillingness) to go out to bars sting even more (especially if he had hopes of losing his virginity before reaching the big 40). It adds another aspect to the oft repeated idea "his crime is being Bob Chipman, his punishment is being Bob Chipman".
 
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