Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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the chipmans should stop taking pictures of themselves alltogether. they cant pull out the lovable fat goofball they legit looks like serial rapists. fucking inbred retards white trash hicks
If Bob is so gullible that he thinks that just posting liberal memes means he isn't the definition of "white trash" he should think again... lmao
 
I mentioned it before, but at this point someone just needs to find how who his remaining advertisers are and bring attention of his shenanigans (particularly his defense of Cuties); heck, or maybe even Youtube directly, given that they've demonetized quite a few "controversial" Youtubers in recent times.
Bob does not need anyone to "help" him along into obscurity. He is a lot funnier when his fantasies implode on their own. As an example: Lindsay Ellis rejecting him is going to haunt him for years; it would've been a lot less funnier for us, and a lot less traumatizing for Bob, if she was incited against him by a third party.
Now imagine what would happen if his Superior Future was debunked by an actual big brain like Neil deGrasse Tyson. Or if Twitter took away his coveted blue checkmark on the grounds that he's not the big draw that he once was. Or if he got so desperate he lost his virginity to an obvious man in a dress a TRUE and HONEST lady with y-chromosomes.
Bob is already on his way out. There's no need to proverbially pour gasoline into his dumpster fire of a life when he's doing it himself. The same goes for his brother (yes, I know his kids are being treated like shit, but CPS shouldn't be called unless actual evidence of abuse is uncovered, like him beating his retard daughter for interrupting his podcast.)
If you need a better reason, remember Null's prime directive: no trolling plans, or you will be mocked. Remember John Spetznatz? Don't be him.
 
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This dumb motherfucker thinks Ireland is part of the UK. In certain parts of Boston, saying that out loud would get him glassed.
 
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This dumb motherfucker thinks Ireland is part of the UK. In certain parts of Boston, saying that out loud would get him glassed.
I'm also amazed at the fact those people still find ways to keep themselves down, even after getting the progress they so much yearn and blather about.
Oh, so they got abortion over there? Doesn't count, one of its biggest supporters was a TERF.
And this is the kind of people the fat fuck sucks up to. Yet another reason he's so miserable: he aspires to be as miserable as his perceived superiors.
 
Yes, that's true but it doesn't mean it should be held against them. And actually it should just not be held against them anyway. So he's pro-life? So fucking what? That's no reason to ruin his life. And I should emphasize I personally do not believe that at least a first trimester fetus is the moral equivalent of a human, but if you do, how can you be ethically consistent without viewing killing one as literal, outright murder? How can you not be opposed to that?
The Law defined the Unborn as not being Persons under the Law (at least in Canada). Bob would jizz himself over a Canadian-style abortion situation were it to become the case in USA.
See, if someone's not a Person (under the Law), that means they have precisely 0 rights. If someone has no rights, literally anything can be done to them, up to and including being exterminated without a second thought or any consequences at all.
Instead of how Roe V Wade turned out in USA, where the Court ruled that a woman's right to "privacy" trumped any consideration of the fetus, which didn't outright rule that a fetus was not a person (allowing several States to enact legislation where if a pregnant woman is killed and the fetus also dies, a person can be charged for double homicide), the Canadian Supreme Court simply decreed in their ruling that A Fetus Is Not A Person™, and thus Canada can't even enact any sort of similar legislation some states have over charging people for murder if a fetus dies in utero in a situation that's NOT abortion (and also NOT a result of the woman's choice) because the nutjobs in the Canadian pro-choice movement panic and throw a fit because they think that will create a slippery slope (lol) where abortion would become restricted or outlawed. Which is autistic in itself because if you take a woman's CHOICE (sacred!) into consideration, if a Chow is a Planned and Wanted Chow, to violate the woman's choice (whether she lives or dies, but the baby/fetus dies) should be punishable, without doing anything to damage the ability of a woman to terminate a pregnancy according to her own wishes.
Even then, Bob's so willing to label entities as malevolently irredeemable and thus Non-Persons according to him, because "murder" isn't murder if something isn't a person.

But someone being an actual non-person (animal for instance) is regarded more highly or worthy of personhood for people like Bob and his ilk, ironically.
 
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"Hey ladies, interested in a fat middle aged man who lives in my brother's basement? For dinner, I'm thinking KFC while I retarded angry rant about politics for hours on end." - Chipman, ladies man.
I think he would have more success if he was honest like this. But he'd also have to have an actual sense of humor about himself in order to do it in the first place.
 
I think he would have more success if he was honest like this. But he'd also have to have an actual sense of humor about himself in order to do it in the first place.
I agree: If Robert’s fundamental personality, attitude and character traits were all totally different, he might be tolerable. And yet still: 🌈
 
Teenagers are capable of attending rallies on their own while holding their own beliefs, it happens all the time, this is the wrong take to have. Nobody forced that anti-gun goblina bitch to do anything.
It was a pro-life rally, not a pro-gun rally, but yeah.
Well he did try to dox a teenager for disagreeing with him nearly ten years ago, so he's nothing if not consistent.
Can you link me to where that happened?
I swear to fuckin' Dagon, everytime this fat fuck goes about the "who matters" shit I wanna bash him with a sack full of oranges.
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He got awarded $250 million dollars by the Washington Post in an out-of-court settlement (and possibly even more from other companies like CNN).
It seems that the party which hates billionaires has probably managed to create a billionaire.
"Anti-choice hate rally"
I'm assuming Bob is calling it this because he thinks every single pro-life person evar hates women. Including the women.
That is probably what he thinks.

Ironically enough, pro-abortionists argue that the unborn shouldn't be allowed to choose to live and Planned Parenthood was founded by a racist. Can we start calling the Women's March an anti-choice hate rally then?
Now imagine what would happen if his Superior Future was debunked by an actual big brain like Neil deGrasse Tyson.
I'm still hoping that AOC or Anita Sarkeesian or Cenk Uygur or someone with a similar level of clout with progressives will dunk on him. Extra points if it's one of his internet waifus.
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This dumb motherfucker thinks Ireland is part of the UK. In certain parts of Boston, saying that out loud would get him glassed.
I never thought I'd support plastic Paddies beating up people because of Northern Irish politics, but here we are.
 
It was a pro-life rally, not a pro-gun rally, but yeah.

Can you link me to where that happened?

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It seems that the party which hates billionaires has probably managed to create a billionaire.

That is probably what he thinks.

Ironically enough, pro-abortionists argue that the unborn shouldn't be allowed to choose to live and Planned Parenthood was founded by a racist. Can we start calling the Women's March an anti-choice hate rally then?

I'm still hoping that AOC or Anita Sarkeesian or Cenk Uygur or someone with a similar level of clout with progressives will dunk on him. Extra points if it's one of his internet waifus.
I don't think he's important enough for AOC or Uygur to even give the time of day, assuming they even know who he is.

Maybe Anita will; I can see her being creeped out like the other woman was if he re-posts an old picture of him with her at some meet-and-greet years ago and thinks that this means they're friends.

(Maybe someone should message her about him on Twitter; I'm curious what her opinion on the Cuties film is).
 
I don't think he's important enough for AOC or Uygur to even give the time of day, assuming they even know who he is.

Maybe Anita will; I can see her being creeped out like the other woman was if he re-posts an old picture of him with her at some meet-and-greet years ago and thinks that this means they're friends.

(Maybe someone should message her about him on Twitter; I'm curious what her opinion on the Cuties film is).
True, but I've seen lots of other leftist online personalities have a go at Bob and who's to say Uygur wouldn't do that for clicks?

I could definitely see Anita doing that if Bob carries on simping, but I wouldn't encourage people to a-log and tell her what Bob's been doing.
 
He also made a video about how gamers needed to exercise and see more intellectual movies.
I remember it. I had a great laugh with that, specially when he says that gamers not only need to go out and exercise, but eat better and stop munching on junk food.

People should bring up this vid every once on a while and rub it in his face.
 
People should bring up this vid every once on a while and rub it in his face.

What gets me is there's not much to object to in the video. Get out an exercise? Most of us would benefit from that. See films by Kubrick and Scorsese? Two thumbs up from me.

But the sheer smug of the video and the absurdity of the Gaming Blob himself delivering it just blows it out of the water. The only thing I can compare it to is a environmentalist PSA that makes me long to burn Yellowstone to the ground and turn it into a parking lot.
 
What gets me is there's not much to object to in the video. Get out an exercise? Most of us would benefit from that. See films by Kubrick and Scorsese? Two thumbs up from me.

But the sheer smug of the video and the absurdity of the Gaming Blob himself delivering it just blows it out of the water. The only thing I can compare it to is a environmentalist PSA that makes me long to burn Yellowstone to the ground and turn it into a parking lot.
Same Energy:

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"Anti-choice hate rally"
I'm assuming Bob is calling it this because he thinks every single pro-life person evar hates women. Including the women.
Pro-life women aren't women, but ghouls.

Many of the worst women-haters, who deny women can have well-thought out ideas that deserve consideration, are from the left.

Nashville bombing. Apparently thinking that 5G can be used by governments to slurp private info is "anti-science" -- and if you ever considered the possibility you are STUPID and are part of the "problem".
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Our expert political commentator envisions a split within the Dems, and it will -- of course -- be between the Superior Future Intellectuals and those who are "fascism curious" (read: still consider obsolete white people human and deserving of respect).
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Pretty sure Lass_Library knows all about the predicament of "marginalized" people; it is just not her job to educate us.

Ben Shapiro:
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Brexit:
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Synder and Wonder Woman:
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What's more, WW84 is "geopolitically questionable". Mah Egypt!!!!
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Of course WW84 naturally leads to the nature of cinematic experience, and what distinguishes movies from TV:
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Some drama involving Wonder Woman and a blue tick called Phil Lord. I can't make sense of it:
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Again, no fucking idea.

There are far, far more WW84 tweets than I care to cap. Suffices to say that not one good word has Bobby spoken.
Okay, one final encore because this is just bizarre:
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On the other side of the capeshit fence, Bobby is rubbing himself in anticipation:
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Nichole Kidman does lesbian pedophilia. Dob Chipman approves.
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More Dob Chipman:
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In Bobby's Angels, Luke recounts his life story: things have been going from bad to worse since he was born, which is nothing we don't know about.
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Even supposedly like-minded queers think he is better off dead. Sure tells you what kind of person Luke is.

BTW there is one tweet in this chain that Bobby did not retweet, in which Luke puts the threat of the blade into perspective.
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Imagine if someone is really trying to guillotine you, do you still have the wits to give a fuck about "deadnaming" and cartoons for manchildren?
 
Whenever I look at these twitter screenshots, what bothers me most is not Bob's retarded opinions, but the way everyone uses the same retarded cliches and fill-in-the-blanks jokes.

"Most movie movie that ever did movie"
"Bad look"
"X is on the side like 'makes sense.'"

Kill yourselves.
 
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