Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rekkington]

Bob has a romanticized view of China entirely filtered through rich party girls with fake tits who work in "tech. "

When your entire view on a country is built upon the opinions of spies and retarded sluts.

 

[BScCollateral]

Well fuck me then.

Forget what I said then Robert, pucker those lips and get ready to suck some chinese cock, because these guy are gonna deliver you your moon station! Superior future just around the corner.

I'm not an expert, but I'd bet against that for now.

To get to the Moon, you need to put a lot of metal into Earth orbit. Their biggest operational launcher can lift about 32 tons. Falcon Heavy can lift 60, which is barely enough for a multiple-launch EOR profile. Chinese space stations weigh less than an Apollo command and service module built for lunar missions. Saturn V could lift roughly 120 tons.

The Chinese are working on Long March 9, with an on-paper capability of orbiting 180 tons. Suspiciously, they recently announced the development of "921", for crewed lunar missions, with a smaller payload, which I suspect they would neither want nor need if Long March 9 were going well.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob has a romanticized view of China entirely filtered through rich party girls with fake tits who work in "tech. "

That, and he thinks that Orange Man is Very Bad and because Orange Man doesn't like China, China must be good.

 

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that last twit from this retard is indecipherable

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

that last twit from this retard is indecipherable

What tweet?

 

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the disney one

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

the disney one

I think it means he wants to manage social media for the rat.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

When your entire view on a country is built upon the opinions of spies and retarded sluts.

One thing China is good at is information warfare. They can hide damaging information and present misleading information, or even outright lies, and get away with it. Their paid shills in traditional and social media help present the image of China as a highly sophisticated, technologically advanced nation. Tourists who visit Beijing are only allowed to see certain parts of the country to reinforce that view.
Of course, Bob does not get paid to shill for China and would never leave his basement, so he would never know this.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yeah, Bob. Tell us all about what you saw when you went to East Asia.

I'm betting it's from Bob listening to those fake tittied thots/spies on Twitter, and salivating over the high-tech Singapore pics on the same platform, despite how thoroughly repressive Singapore's government is. Bob's old enough to remember when once, there was this kid, who, took a trip to Singapore and brought along some spray paint. He got cane marks all over his bottom, and I don't think anything's changed in that regard in Singapore since then.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm betting it's from Bob listening to those fake tittied thots/spies on Twitter, and salivating over the high-tech Singapore pics on the same platform, despite how thoroughly repressive Singapore's government is. Bob's old enough to remember when once, there was this kid, who, took a trip to Singapore and brought along some spray paint. He got cane marks all over his bottom, and I don't think anything's changed in that regard in Singapore since then.

Bob would be completely fine with an oppressive totalitarian government if they enforced what he wanted.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob would be completely fine with an oppressive totalitarian government if they enforced what he wanted.

Yeah. It's scary how, when you replace ”MAGA ghouls” with ”Jews”, he sounds like a Nazi.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think it means he wants to manage social media for the rat.

Why would a company worth $330 billion be dumb enough to hire Bob in the first place?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Yeah. It's scary how, when you replace ”MAGA ghouls” with ”Jews”, he sounds like a Nazi.

Replace it with "niggers" and see how it sounds. Just remember, it's not oppression when they do it.

 

[Pagliacci]

A smart person knows how to take complicated matters and put it in a few sentences. Bob is the opposite of that.

Good thing his social media platform of choice isn't based on the concept of short, succinct messages with strict character limits.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Why would a company worth $330 billion be dumb enough to hire Bob in the first place?

Bob has a massively inflated estimate of his importance.

Replace it with "niggers" and see how it sounds. Just remember, it's not oppression when they do it.

You don't need to replace anything with anything. Just look at what he said about intelligence tests for voting.

 

[Mola Ram]

Why would a company worth $330 billion be dumb enough to hire Bob in the first place?

Well, they hired Chuck Wendig.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well, they hired Chuck Wendig.

Can’t forget that.

 

[Druveer]

If Bob had gotten his FUTURE, I don't know what he'd do with it, other than sit in an underwear-strewn moon pod and bitch about the lack of pizza delivery. I mean, a spectacular instance of future tech DID happen in his lifetime -- the World Wide Web -- and he uses it mostly as an insult delivery service.

As others have said, this would be bobs souperiour fewture:

Also I picked the above clip just because of it's title, "Out Disappointing Future", which fits Blobby to a T, of course he'd look at something that normal humans would turn their nose up at and get all excited about it. I mean we've seen his cooking...

 

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im sure disney should take pr hints from the mongoloid who got fired twice from the same job and who was told by a woman to stop being a creepy retard inbred hick white trash

 

[Druveer]

I'm betting it's from Bob listening to those fake tittied thots/spies on Twitter, and salivating over the high-tech Singapore pics on the same platform, despite how thoroughly repressive Singapore's government is. Bob's old enough to remember when once, there was this kid, who, took a trip to Singapore and brought along some spray paint. He got cane marks all over his bottom, and I don't think anything's changed in that regard in Singapore since then.

A man of culture I see..

@:45 you can even see one of Bobby's Angels.