Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If Bob can't even be bothered to play video games anymore, no way he's keeping up with comics.
Damn straight. Death Metal #7 hit today...
And it appears that the infinite multiverse (more than 52 alternate Earths) is back with everything that happened in the last 80 years being continuity.
You have to be an autist of the highest order to keep up with the minutia of DC and Marvel continuity and Bob can't even bother with the basics.
 
Right now, he is too busy freaking out about how he'll die of COVID if anyone else breathes within 100 feet of him to worry about whether he'll make it to 80. When if our all-knowing, all-benevolent elite overlords decide that the "pandemic" is over, Bob can go back to anxiously anticipating that the Singularity will happen and solve all his problems now that a Democrat is in office again. Any... day... now...
But don't you know that COVID is a literal PLAGUE? Remember how the Black Death had a 0.01% mortality rate? I guess if I was in Robert's physical condition, it'd be a lot scarier for me too.

the entire hot dog girl fiasco it's bob imagining an entire relationship over one picture and him being a stalker on twitter. the fact that he used gaslighting its proof that a) he doesnt know what words mean or b) he has a legit insane 40 years old incel brain
He said he felt "borderline gaslighted" for the same reason he always specifies white conservative when talking about the lesser evolved wasteland ghouls who need a purging. Robert is stupid and lacks impulse control, but has a certain low cunning, and knows what words to say to keep his core audience of the dumbest Twitter wokies on the planet feeling sympathetic towards him.

  • He didn't say he felt "led on" because that's incel talk, while "gaslighted" is one of those woke sounding words that lefties like to throw around a lot.
  • If someone told him that Ellis didn't come anywhere close to gaslighting him, one of his white knight idiots would say, "He didn't say she did! He just said he felt that way!" which is a loophole he deliberately created with his phrasing.

Make no mistake, there's a method to the madness. It's Manipulation 101. The problem is that Robert does this shit a hundred times a day, so all but the dumbest and most morally bankrupt of woke neckbeards aren't buying it anymore.
 
You're making me feel left out.

Signed, a Britbong, and as such someone who's banned from owning anything more powerful than an airgun without filling out the paperwork and having a ”valid” reason. Even if I somehow got a gun, I wouldn't be allowed to legally defend my home with it and a farmer was given life for killing a burglar.
God, I understand that. We even had a public referendum about gun control in 2005 where the people voted massively for the option to ease access to guns. Guess what happened? The government shove the bill up the people's collective ass and still essentially forbids the populace to arm up, even with basic handguns. Meanwhile, we kill more per year with illegally-obtained guns than literal warzones like Lebanon and most of Africa. The left loves to prattle on about "less guns, more books" to solve criminality. We are also bottom-tier in education.
 
I wonder when Bob really knew that Lindsay didn't like him.

Not too long before the big incident, she made some vaguely derisive comments where she referred to him as "Filmrobert."

Bob told people not to read into that.

It's quite well known in Moviebob lore that only people that don't like him call him Filmrobert.

Did he know then, but thought he could control the narrative by downplaying it, or was he really so delusional that he thought Lindsay was still his friend at that point?

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I also wonder if Lindsay saw Bob trying to downplay it, and thats what made her snap and decide that plainly calling him out in front of everybody was the only way to make him fuck off.
 
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I also wonder if Lindsay saw Bob trying to downplay it, and thats what made her snap and decide that plainly calling him out in front of everybody was the only way to make him fuck off.
she called him off because bob was being a fucking creepo and posted a totally unrelated picture taken years ago and trying to pass as if they were in a relationship beyond two people who live on planet earth at the same time
 
Right now, he is too busy freaking out about how he'll die of COVID if anyone else breathes within 100 feet of him to worry about whether he'll make it to 80. When if our all-knowing, all-benevolent elite overlords decide that the "pandemic" is over, Bob can go back to anxiously anticipating that the Singularity will happen and solve all his problems now that a Democrat is in office again. Any... day... now...
Yeah. In seriousness, the only reason Bob believes what he does about the coof is because his waifus tell him that it's going to kill everyone. If, for whatever reason, the left of the Dems supported reopening the economy, Bob would be the most belligerent anti-masker there is and would be screaming about obsolescents who are only scared of the virus because it's Chinese.
God, I understand that. We even had a public referendum about gun control in 2005 where the people voted massively for the option to ease access to guns. Guess what happened? The government shove the bill up the people's collective ass and still essentially forbids the populace to arm up, even with basic handguns. Meanwhile, we kill more per year with illegally-obtained guns than literal warzones like Lebanon and most of Africa. The left loves to prattle on about "less guns, more books" to solve criminality. We are also bottom-tier in education.
That's elitists for you. They either give the people a choice between red elitism and blue elitism, or when they actually give the people a choice and the people, unsurprisingly, vote against whatever the smug neoliberal elitist twats are backing, come up with reasons why the people's voices don't count.

This, incidentally, is why AOC's one of the few Democrats I can respect, and why I prefer Corbynistas to Blairites despite being a conservative - I'd rather support the people who recognise that the will of the people should be the supreme authority and are, like me, populists over the creatures of the swamp that make up the centre of politics.
Did he know then, but thought he could control the narrative by downplaying it, or was he really so delusional that he thought Lindsay was still his friend at that point?
Probably both. He knew that Lindsay didn't like him but probably thought that he could persuade her to like him by simping for her on Twitter.
 
For reference, this is shortly after Ellis kicked him in the balls.
I think it's too early to see any change but I wonder if this latest spat will kill the sudden burst in patreon support he got?

Before shit canning (June this year)
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After shit canning (today)
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Now where's he at?
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Pretty steady, not to much growth with new patrons, or at least in additions (there's no way to tell if there's people who've left and been replaced though I can't imagine that number is high)
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And then for some reason enough people increased their givings for a gain of $69. Nice.
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End of month we have a net gain of 4 patrons and $85 dollars
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Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd it's gone
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Only a loss of $200 for creeping on Lindsay and telling a black man he doesn't know what racism is? I call that a bargain considering some people have been socially erased and economically crippled for less.
 
...and when was the last time Bob touched a comic book with his greasy fingers? He couldn't even tell you about what Death Metal was about if you snatched his phone away.

By "comics writers," does that mean that he's thirsting over Mags now?
To be fair, I read a synopsis of death metal to see what they were all complaining for, and can anyone truly tell you what that nonsense is about? M. Night Shamalayan would be embarrassed if he turned in a script with that many "shocking twists"
 
Only a loss of $200 for creeping on Lindsay and telling a black man he doesn't know what racism is? I call that a bargain considering some people have been socially erased and economically crippled for less.
Bob's weird, because people could get him cancelled if they tried, but everyone who knows him knows he's a scumbag and nobody has the energy to dunk on a manchild when there are easier targets to go after.
 
This, incidentally, is why AOC's one of the few Democrats I can respect, and why I prefer Corbynistas to Blairites despite being a conservative - I'd rather support the people who recognise that the will of the people should be the supreme authority and are, like me, populists over the creatures of the swamp that make up the centre of politics.
There's been a growing group of populists in American politics after Trump got elected as a Republican in 2016 (he ran in 2000 under Ross Perot's party). AOC, Ron DeSantis, Josh Hawley, Marjorie Green, and Lauren Boebert. Though, there have been populists in American politics since Andrew Jackson was in office.
 
"I wasn't wrong, she tricked me."

Gaslighting is the latest word to get the SJW treatment and be stretched to basically fit anything. Go look at the relationship advice reddit, everything anyone does is gaslighting according to those dipshits.
that's Reddit though - the capital of vocabulary abuse since the year dot
see also: "strawman", "ad hominem", "manchild", "incel", etc.
This, incidentally, is why AOC's one of the few Democrats I can respect, and why I prefer Corbynistas to Blairites despite being a conservative - I'd rather support the people who recognise that the will of the people should be the supreme authority and are, like me, populists over the creatures of the swamp that make up the centre of politics.
are you shitting me? Corbynistas represented the will of a handful of upper-middle class London Guardianistas, not the country in general
there is no political party in England that genuinely represents the people; the Labour party used to, 50+ years ago, but as their core base has become wealthier and more educated, their policies have shifted in the same way
 
that's Reddit though - the capital of vocabulary abuse since the year dot
see also: "strawman", "ad hominem", "manchild", "incel", etc.

are you shitting me? Corbynistas represented the will of a handful of upper-middle class London Guardianistas, not the country in general
there is no political party in England that genuinely represents the people; the Labour party used to, 50+ years ago, but as their core base has become wealthier and more educated, their policies have shifted in the same way
Yeah.
I probably hang around with different groups of Corbynistas, but where I live working-class people and ethnic minorities tend to be very left-wing if they get involved in politics whereas the middle-class white people I know were very anti-Corbyn.
 
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