Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Hello Kiwis, I've been making my way through the Saga Of Blobert the last several months, and decided to join once I finally caught up to the present day. I have tremendously enjoyed the laughs from this porcine imbecile as he blunders from one tardfit to another. He is the gift of laughter that keeps on giving and will never stop.

Welcome to the Farms!

Yeah, Bob's a lolcow that never stops giving out milk.

 

[Absolutego]

For someone who has a fetish for the Clintons, you’d think he know more about this.

He only has a fetish for the Clintons because the sphere of twitter he was desperately sucking up to for the last 5 years treated Hillary like a God-Queen. Before he jumped on this particular bandwagon he would rant about her being the Great Satan against Videogames on his blog (this is back when his chief enemies were Jack Thompson, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Lieberman, in that order), and displayed no particular affinity for Bill beyond "cool sax guy, first black president".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

displayed no particular affinity for Bill beyond "cool sax guy, first black president".

Did Bill Clinton pull a Rachel Dolezal or what?

 

[Jack Awful]

Did Bill Clinton pull a Rachel Dolezal or what?

Back in the day people jokingly referred to Bill Clinton as the first black president because he was cool and could play the sax.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Back in the day people jokingly referred to Bill Clinton as the first black president because he was cool and could play the sax.

Cheers. Unfortunately I'm too young to remember the Clinton years so excuse my ignorance.

 

[Ashen One]

Tell me about it. Down here in Brazil we've got the Sistema Único de Saúde (Unified Health System). Several hospitals, plus medical outposts in most major neighbourhoods to treat millions of people that never ever stop coming with problems, and most of them are ill-equipped to treat them. The vacancies are limited and the waiting times are atrocious. Just to be consulted by the general medic to send you to a more specific exam, one needs to wake up in the middle of the morning and see if one manages the number. People dying while waiting for vacancies are a common sight, and so are people admitted to the hospitals, only to stay in beds mounted in the corridors. We had to import medics from Cuba back in the day to supply the increasing demand for medical treatments, and most of them fucked off to do literally anything else the first chance they had, because the program snatched their salaries straight to the Cuban dictatorship and they saw they had little to no conditions to work.

Worst thing is, it's either that or the private system, which costs an arm and a leg for the average Brazilian. Talks of privatizing the System pop up here and then, which is accompanied by the REEEEing of the left that pretends to care about it, but treats itself in the private hospitals.

We even have some jokes at the System's expense, the most famous one is "How can you tell between someone who supports and someone who criticizes SUS? The critic uses it".

Do you also remember the time dear old president Lula had a speech in Recife in which he said "I was visiting the UPA (Emergency Care Unit, part of the public healthcare system) and it's so well organized, so well structured that it almost makes one want to get sick to be treated here." before he started not feeling well and promptly fucking off to the best and most expensive private hospital in town before flying back to São Paulo to get the best treatment money could buy? Good times, good times.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Do you also remember the time dear old president Lula had a speech in Recife in which he said "I was visiting the UPA (Emergency Care Unit, part of the public healthcare system) and it's so well organized, so well structured that it almost makes one want to get sick to be treated here." before he started not feeling well and promptly fucking off to the best and most expensive private hospital in town before flying back to São Paulo to get the best treatment money could buy? Good times, good times.

I'm not even Brazilian and that seems familiar. It's hard to see how people can look at the hypocrisy of socialist politicians and support socialism with a straight face.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I'm not even Brazilian and that seems familiar. It's hard to see how people can look at the hypocrisy of socialist politicians and support socialism with a straight face.

In the case of Bob, he ignores it and (vainly) hopes that his betters will throw him a few scraps while he preaches about the Superior Future™.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Do you also remember the time dear old president Lula had a speech in Recife in which he said "I was visiting the UPA (Emergency Care Unit, part of the public healthcare system) and it's so well organized, so well structured that it almost makes one want to get sick to be treated here." before he started not feeling well and promptly fucking off to the best and most expensive private hospital in town before flying back to São Paulo to get the best treatment money could buy? Good times, good times.

Yep! SUS for you, Sírio-Libanês for me, that's how it went. The man was, and still is, a hypocritical jackass, and worst of all is that people here in the Northeast treat him like a fucking saint. I mean, literally. I attended a football match last year in my city, before the coof hit the country full-time, and a churrasquinho salesman outside the stadium had a literal "Save us Saint Lula" banner on his cart.

Something tells me the subject of this here thread would have loved to have a prez like Lula.

 

[BScCollateral]

When did it become common to constantly use media built around rigid good vs. evil stories as analogies forbreal life? It's tiresome and lazy.

Back in the day everything was compared to Nazis. That at least had historical grounding.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

In the case of Bob, he ignores it and (vainly) hopes that his betters will throw him a few scraps while he preaches about the Superior Future™.

He likes the idea of gulags, but he doesn't realise that he, a bourgeois fascist, would get thrown into one of them quicker than you can say ”workers of the world, unite”.

I mean, literally. I attended a football match last year in my city, before the coof hit the country full-time, and a churrasquinho salesman outside the stadium had a literal "Save us Saint Lula" banner on his cart.

What is it about socialists and cults of personality?

Back in the day everything was compared to Nazis. That at least had historical grounding.

Yeah, and comparing things to Nazis is actually accurate in some cases.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob hasn't retweeted this yet, but you just know that he agrees with it. Kind of funny that Arthur "I was on Jeopardy" Chu is now even more unhinged than Bobert.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob hasn't retweeted this yet, but you just know that he agrees with it. Kind of funny that Arthur "I was on Jeopardy" Chu is now even more unhinged than Bobert.

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This is what no pussy ever since the divorce does to a muthafucka.

 

[The tired cat]

Bob hasn't retweeted this yet, but you just know that he agrees with it. Kind of funny that Arthur "I was on Jeopardy" Chu is now even more unhinged than Bobert.

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Why my dear Arthur, I believe you have an inner Hitler lodged really deeply up your ass. May I suggest you sign up for a proctologist so he can safely remove it?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob hasn't retweeted this yet, but you just know that he agrees with it. Kind of funny that Arthur "I was on Jeopardy" Chu is now even more unhinged than Bobert.

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”darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.” - the Revd. Martin Luther King Jr., civil rights activist and one of the most well known supporters of equality there ever was or is.
”to hate [people I ideologically disagree with] is to love, to harm them is to heal, to kill them is to bring life... you should feel less bad [about their deaths] than you do about putting down a rabid animal” - Arthur Chu, hate-filled leftist who probably thinks he's the modern day MLK.
”which weapons shall we use to beat the cockroaches [ethnic Tutsis] with? Let us learn about [the supporters of the Rwandan Patriotic Front] and exterminate every last one of them... the history of Rwanda shows us that a Tutsi stays exactly the same and that he has never changed” - Kangura, a pro-Hutu Power magazine published during the Rwandan genocide and whose rhetoric Arthur Chu is the true successor of.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So it benefits the people that ideologically agree with you then?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Are Aurthr Chu and Ian Miles Cheong supposed to be two different people?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So it benefits the people that ideologically agree with you then?
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Leftists fail to understand why the electoral college exists, part #74295. Oh, and Roberto del Cine calls for anyone who doesn't live in a big city to be effectively disenfranchised, part ∞

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

So it benefits the people that ideologically agree with you then?
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"It would put control of our future in the hands of our best and brightest."

How exactly would abolishing the electoral college do that?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"It would put control of our future in the hands of our best and brightest."

How exactly would abolishing the electoral college do that?

It would give the cities power over the countryside and since Bobby thinks the countryside's full of mayonnaise ghouls he wants to essentially set up a form of feudal rule over rural areas.