Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I love how Bob talks about shit like serving coffee and filling popcorn buckets like it's the absolute best Americans should hope for.
Well if you replace all those obsoletes mining, building, farming etc so everyone can become an "artist" and a consoomer of that "art" you still need the peasants to make sure the elites have the best consooming experience possible. In other words yes Bob actually thinks those are the best certain types should be allowed to strive for.
 
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Honestly the thought did come to mind. It would be interesting to suggest him to play one of the Tropico games in a stream or something like that. But knowing him, he’ll just dismiss it since it does not have a Mario in it.
Honestly, if Bob did play say the latest Tropico game I imagine aside from not planning out his islands set up well enough, hed probably piss off the relegious faction in every possible way.
 
Why do I imagine of Bob was a president of a banana republic like in the Tropico series, he wouldnt bother making farms, plantations, ranches, factories an etc but would just put tons of cafes, movie theaters and arcades only to "Reee" how his treasury is in the red.
I can only imagine that a Bobocracy would look a lot like this:
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Unfortunately I reckon Bob would never even manage to finish the tutorials of those games. Personally I'd love to see him play Rimworld, if only to see him have a meltdown when he sees that colonists can be misogynists and that he can't just buy food from the local store.
Oh, Rimworld would have fucking destroyed him, and Kenshi would too to a certain extent. I bet he would wonder why starving hobos are beating his ass to eat food when they could just buy it. And in Rimworld he would wonder why some people cannot do certain jobs. Can you picture him saying "Why can't this man treat wounds? Everyone can be a medic!"? I certainly can.
 
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Superior genius at work.

Someone dared challenge his intellect and superior reasoning about red hats. Surprise cow crossover!
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But Bob cannot be challenged!
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And if you think something's missing, you're right. Bob deleted it. Why? First he apologizes directly to the guy.

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Love how Adrian apologized for a "joke".

He then explains his "logic" to a PeeWee Herman avatar.
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In short, he was triggered.
:story: "trauma-response reasons" :hah:
 
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Tropico, Pharaoh, some grand strategy games and Stronghold are the first that come to mind. Maybe also Frostpunk, but it's far too light.

Bob would have a grand time playing Stronghold and building all sorts of torture sites around his castle. "Balanced economy? Who cares, let's build some more gallows."
 
It would be interesting to see bob play a strategy game, just to see how fucked up it would be.

To bad he doesn't stream himself gaming and lacks the patience and attention span for strategy games.

The fact bob still doesn't do any live streaming is still just hilarious to me, cause you know it's just because he wiki topics and look through his thesaurus mid stream.
 
Bob's galaxy brain would absolutely implode if he knew what I knew:
That there's anti-vaxx, anti-TV/electronic media, anti-semitic far leftists. And there's all kinds of them in the People's Republic of British Columbia, and they often get elected as Green/NDP MLAs/MPs.
We have plenty of them over here, to the point where the big left wing party in the UK got investigated for institutional anti-Semitism. Funnily enough its members never admit this happened, or blame it on the ”Zionist stooges, nudge nudge, wink wink, know who I mean”?
The Chipman Brothers are real inspirations. One is an internet panhandler
¿Por qué no los dos?
What is this insistence that the people working in the local cinema are working class
People who work in cinemas in Yankland tend to be students. Students tend to vote Democrat, therefore they're good members of the working class and not mayonnaise ghouls.
Maybe I would feel sympathetic for movie theaters if they didn’t have shitty ticket prices for the same capeshit movie since 2012.
Same. Cinemas failing is an example of supply and demand in action, and I don't think it's the government's responsibility to prop up every failing business.
He wll go with "B-but muh Hollywood industry moves billions every year" and say it's essential because of the amount of money it makes and the amount of people it employs.
I will gladly let all of Hollywood burn and every hobo in L.A. piss on the ashes if that kept a steel refinery or an oil rig in place, because they are more important and they generate more lifetime revenue than some bullshit movies. Plus, due to direct and secondary employment, a steel refinery employs much more people than a whole movie studio.
We know it's not because of economical importance, he's just an entitled asshat that wants to masquerade his own pompous desire as something important.
Not to mention that the wealth the movie industry generates goes to a few people at the top whereas the agricultural sector actually keeps bread on people's plates. There's a reason I have far less qualms about pirating a film than I would about stealing wheat.
Honestly though Bob in any position of power is terrifying, if he had any level of self control or competence he would be legitimately dangerous
If he had any level of self control or competence he wouldn't be Bob.
Honestly the thought did come to mind. It would be interesting to suggest him to play one of the Tropico games in a stream or something like that. But knowing him, he’ll just dismiss it since it does not have a Mario in it.
I'd love to see him play CK2.
”that duke's zealous so he must be an obsolescent believer. Let me imprison him.”
”wait, why is he at war with me and why are all my vassals in an independence faction? I blame the time travelling MAGAts. Let me restart.”
5 minutes later:
”ooh, I'm the duke of Apulia now. Seems those Papists still have Rome. Let me fix that with my space-age Norman retinues and put a THINKER there.”
*declares border dispute war*
”what does ’You have been excommunicated’ and ’Kaiser Adam of the Holy Roman Empire has joined the Apulian-Papal Border Dispute War against you’ mean? Why are there these Nazi mayonnaise ghouls in my capital? KIWIFARMS HARASSMENT TROLLS DOXXXXED ME!”
”trauma-response reasons”
I'm curious. Does this trauma involve people going up to you and yelling ”this is MAGA country”?
 

Someone dared challenge his intellect and superior reasoning about red hats. Surprise cow crossover!
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But Bob cannot be challenged!
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And if you think something's missing, you're right. Bob deleted it. Why? First he apologizes directly to the guy.

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Love how Adrian apologized for a "joke".

He then explains his "logic" to a PeeWee Herman avatar.
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In short, he was triggered.
:story: "trauma-response reasons" :hah:

Good to see that total Democratic victory has done nothing to not make Bob forever overly defensive and butthurt.

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Honestly, if Bob did play say the latest Tropico game I imagine aside from not planning out his islands set up well enough, hed probably piss off the relegious faction in every possible way.
Bob should try speedrunning.
Tropico - Make the Religious go Deus Vult any%
”trauma-response reasons”
I'm curious. Does this trauma involve people going up to you and yelling ”this is MAGA country”?
Worse. Someone tweeted at him "this is honestly really inappropriate and creepy dude."
 
The only ways to get into a career job are 3 and you already named 2: You start as an intern, learning the trade and getting experience, eventually getting hired or using that experience to score another job. Other is having someone to speak up for you to their employer or a friend that needs to cover some position or is hiring people to expand. I will say that traditionally, your first serious job is obtained this way. You have your older brother, father, uncle, etc... recommend you to a company and they will speak to the boss favorable about you. The third is inheriting your family business. It's not easy and it tends to go south unless you have someone help you properly (in economics, the average small family business only lasts 3 generations).
another way (and one of the most reliable, provided you have the necessary skill) is to learn a skilled trade, spend your first few years doing an apprenticeship with one day a week at college, and end up being better paid, and having more stable job prospects, than most university graduates; other bonuses included not being required to pay through the nose for tuition fees, or work for free indefinitely
 
another way (and one of the most reliable, provided you have the necessary skill) is to learn a skilled trade, spend your first few years doing an apprenticeship with one day a week at college, and end up being better paid, and having more stable job prospects, than most university graduates; other bonuses included not being required to pay through the nose for tuition fees, or work for free indefinitely
Yeah, a friend of mine told me learning a trade from scratch is always a viable and extremely valuable option, even for people that are considered "obsolete" in the job market. There is always need for welders, electricians, carpenters, stonecutters, metalworkers... And believe me that i would happily throw my useless college degree into a raging fire in order to be taken as a carpenter and learn a trade.

But things are dire right now with the coof.
 
Good to see that total Democratic victory has done nothing to not make Bob forever overly defensive and butthurt.
Bob and his ilk expected Obama to be their final victory and that America would become a de facto one-party state (hence why Bob goes out of his way to give hand jobs to the PRC) with an never-ending string of Democratic presidents. Trump's 2016 win dispelled that illusion and though they won the presidency and both houses of Congress they will be forever paranoid and angry. It will be interesting to see how far Bob, the DNC establishment, and media at large will fall into psychosis.
 
Bob and his ilk expected Obama to be their final victory and that America would become a de facto one-party state (hence why Bob goes out of his way to give hand jobs to the PRC) with an never-ending string of Democratic presidents. Trump's 2016 win dispelled that illusion and though they won the presidency and both houses of Congress they will be forever paranoid and angry. It will be interesting to see how far Bob, the DNC establishment, and media at large will fall into psychosis.
I generally expect these next two years will become hell for the Democrats anyway. Biden will probably have a scandal that will embarrass them and people would rebel against the shit they push that people don’t want.
 
I generally expect these next two years will become hell for the Democrats anyway. Biden will probably have a scandal that will embarrass them and people would rebel against the shit they push that people don’t want.
There's an old gypsy proverb along the lines of ”you can't ride two horses with one arse”. Similarly, you can't rely on support from both the left of the Dems and the moderates with one set of policies and this is a difficulty Biden will face.
 
I generally expect these next two years will become hell for the Democrats anyway. Biden will probably have a scandal that will embarrass them and people would rebel against the shit they push that people don’t want.
For a scandal to start, media needs to cover it negatively. Won't happen, since Biden is dem. Same reason Obama can tout "scandal free presidency". If Fox is the only one bashing him, he'll skate
 
For a scandal to start, media needs to cover it negatively. Won't happen, since Biden is dem. Same reason Obama can tout "scandal free presidency". If Fox is the only one bashing him, he'll skate
Similarly, the social media giants (read: Facebook and Twitter) will suppress any news about Biden's obvious corruption. Look at what happened to the New York Post's expose on his son, Hunter's, laptop. Bob is totally fine with this because he is corporate drone geared towards consumption. Basically the kind of mouth-breather that is DNC's key demographic.
 
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