Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Good fucking lord. Honestly, anyone who equates politicians with pop culture of any kind should just end themselves. The stupid nerd revolution and it’s consequences have been a mistake for discourse and common fucking sense.

It’s sad that the Democrats are embracing the nerd pop culture.

I honestly hope COVID-19 kills it for good.

 

[Tronathon242]

Last time I checked Superman wasn't a dude who couldn't even remember where he is.

If no one has ever done a comic about Superman afflicted with dementia, then they need to get on it. Just imagine the sort of chaos and utter destruction he could cause in such a state.

Yes. That was almost as funny as the responses he got when asking Twitter "what would Mario and Link think of us?"

That is one of his golden lolcow moments. I don't know what was more knee-slapping: the lack of self-awareness or the tone he took of an expert giving advice. I don't think he ever properly followed anything he ordered others to do.

Has Bob ever addressed his morbid obesity? As in, has he ever actually explained why he's so fucking fat? Like saying that it's genetic, or that he's depressed etc. Or is he really fat simply because he's too lazy to be not fat?

What he considers "fat" may be a bit off from what average, normal people think it is.

He brags about bench pressing 300lb at the gym and that hes a master survivalist. If he isn't lying than he's deluded. As to how he got so fat I'll let this timeless tweet explain it all.
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Case in point.

Also, IIRC, didn't he claim that he did a 3,000 calorie routine at the gym while watching old Transformers episodes? That surely must be horseshit because someone of his physique wouldn't be able to manage the strain.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Also, IIRC, didn't he claim that he did a 3,000 calorie routine at the gym while watching old Transformers episodes? That surely must be horseshit because someone of his physique wouldn't be able to manage the strain.

Bob's claims to that end are completely bunk. Going to power level here as I regularly went to the gym before the Wuhan flu forced another lockdown. Calories burned during cardio largely depend on speed and incline, but I often managed 800 kcal per hour-long session. There is no way in hell Bob could have 3000 as it would take him HOURS and, as you say, his body couldn't take that kind of strain.

 

[Positron]

Has Bob ever addressed his morbid obesity? As in, has he ever actually explained why he's so fucking fat? Like saying that it's genetic, or that he's depressed etc. Or is he really fat simply because he's too lazy to be not fat?

Not directly, but at least he's learned to roll with the punches when trolls laugh at his obesity or diabetes.



Today's update is sparse and quite apolitical; Bobby must be shitting something for Youtube. First, happy news for the rest of us:


WandaVision:


There will be yet another Ghostbuster reboot, and they cast Bobby:


Star Wars.


Robotic vampirism in the land of Chinks. Somehow it is related to Trumpsters and anime avatars.


Not sure is Dobsonesque thirst or not:


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SCIENCE SAYS MEN ARE WOMEN! MAGA TRASH!!!


Cretin doesn't know what is "cretin":

To be fair to Bobby, the word "cretin" is derived from "Christian". How the two concepts are related is a disputed matter; the story I heard is that village idiots were long believed to be more innocent and somehow closer to God, just as the word "silly" is derived from "blessed, holy". Still, as a "lapsed but aware" Catholic, Bobby is free to reclaim the word "cretin" citing Christian culture.


Brent Bozell's tweet: 11.1k likes
Bob Chipman's tweet: 119 likes




By Luke's reasoning, he should try to show his perspective bosses how much he wants the job by doing something underhand or illegal.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Bob does know that the context of the first picture and quote was Beachcomber (the Autobot up top) morning the destruction of a beautiful forest due to it being the battleground of a long battle between the Autobots and Decepticons, right?

Who am I kidding? Of course he doesn't.

 

[make_it_so]

Good fucking lord. Honestly, anyone who equates politicians with pop culture of any kind should just end themselves. The stupid nerd revolution and it’s consequences have been a mistake for discourse and common fucking sense.

In fairness, I did enjoy the whole "Trump is the God-Emperor of Mankind" meme, but only because of how fucking ridiculous it was, plus I figured it was meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Politics mixed with pop-culture can be fun, but you need to go into it admitting up front that you're only going to believe so when it appeals to your own biases.

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What's that saying about stones and glass houses, "Chippa"?

Today's update is sparse and quite apolitical; Bobby must be shitting something for Youtube. First, happy news for the rest of us:
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Others have already pointed out that the theater industry doesn't support nearly as many people as Bobby seems to believe, but I'd also add that at this point even with a theatrical release there's no guarantee that Black Widow will even be a success. Marvel was able to maintain hit after hit due to a consistent schedule and the fact that they were all leading up to Infiinity War/Endgame. With the penultimate event film over and with a whole year without a Marvel release, there's no guarantee that this or any future Marvel film will enjoy any similar level of success.

There will be yet another Ghostbuster reboot, and they cast Bobby:
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That ugly-ass thing is already a dead-ringer for Bobby.

Star Wars.
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Why is Bob even replying to that? Isn't that account just a borderline spambot/clickbait account to put up random SW factoids that's either fucking obvious or shit no one cares about?

SCIENCE SAYS MEN ARE WOMEN! MAGA TRASH!!!
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You know, I'm betting Bob and the rest of the "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!" crowd don't even believe the tranny bullshit, and just repeat and support it because their political opponents oppose it. The most basic form of dumb lizard brain tribal herd mentality, nothing "fully-evolved" about it.

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And I'm done. I know you have a fucking Mario fetish Bob, but really? That's your first choice? What, do think there's an issue that includes a strategy guide and cheat codes for the US Presidency?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

He brags about bench pressing 300lb at the gym and that hes a master survivalist.

Wasn't that a leg press? Great, Bobert, you can push up the amount of weight that you yourself weigh regularly. So impressive!

There's no way he can bench 300. He couldn't even get that many 45 pound weights on to a bar. Even more, he doesn't even have the mental strength to walk into a gym, much less the physical strength to bench an impressive amount.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob does know that the context of the first picture and quote was Beachcomber (the Autobot up top) morning the destruction of a beautiful forest due to it being the battleground of a long battle between the Autobots and Decepticons, right?

Who am I kidding? Of course he doesn't.

He probably remembers the episode well enough, especially if he's seen it dozens or hundreds of times, but I'm positive he doesn't have a full grasp of the context (the pyhrric victory - beating the cons but losing that little slice of paradise in the process, also how did the animals NOT get poisoned by the electrum by trying to drink it? Inquiring minds want to know, lol). It's worth noting that Beachcomber prefers not to fight (but will if he needs to).

By using that screenshot in the context he is, he's at least pretending he knows what it's all about - insinuating that getting rid of Drumpf and having Biden instead was equivalent to losing the Golden Lagoon and a crap ton of trees while beating back the Decepticons. Or at least on the very surface, he's posting it with the intention to portray destruction caused by Drumf but the "people that matter" won in the end. But the part that makes me think he REALLY doesn't understand the full context of that episode, is that Megatron and the Decepticons deliberately destroyed the Lagoon itself; "If we can't have it, NOBODY CAN!" It was not merely an incidental casualty of the conflict. (also bugged me how a liquid which when coated on a Transformer could repel all weapons, would blow up when attacked by weapons, lol) There is literally no equivalent real life situation for that. Drumpf left the White House peacefully in the end; he didn't blow it up/trash it like a party of drunken college students and he didn't have to be dragged out kicking and screaming.

But my Lord, comparing Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime to Biden and Unicron to drumpf, is so autistic it makes my brain hurt, and I'm an autist, so that's saying something.

 

[blablabla]

Robert i dont know what cretin mean chimpman: these are my toughts on polítics, current events and pop culture.
What a fucking retard
Also what friends and colleagues you Morón? You dont have any of those.
Boebeer once again so your messed up brain gets it: twitter arent human interactions

 

[Jazz never died!]

Consoom!!!
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Cringy as fuck why do people keep glorifing evil politions as superheros when they are fucking over the American people.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Robert i dont know what cretin mean chimpman: these are my toughts on polítics, current events and pop culture.
What a fucking retard
Also what friends and colleagues you Morón? You dont have any of those.
Boebeer once again so your messed up brain gets it: twitter arent human interactions

he thinks anyone who spergs about movies is his "colleague" and thus also his friend, despite minimal interactions (if at all) and thinks anyone else who spergs about the same bullshit or listens to/tolerates his sperging in Discount Dave & Busters must also be his friend.

 

[Jazz never died!]

he thinks anyone who spergs about movies is his "colleague" and thus also his friend, despite minimal interactions (if at all) and thinks anyone else who spergs about the same bullshit or listens to/tolerates his sperging in Discount Dave & Busters must also be his friend.

Because he is alone and wants to have a fellowship among critics despite pissing away his reputation among his fellow critcs and only watching popular american films from after the 80s. While others watch more obscure stuff to get more views and attention to earn respect from movie buffs even if their opinions are shit at least they watched obscure shit.

 

[Pagliacci]

Wasn't that a leg press? Great, Bobert, you can push up the amount of weight that you yourself weigh regularly. So impressive!

There's no way he can bench 300. He couldn't even get that many 45 pound weights on to a bar. Even more, he doesn't even have the mental strength to walk into a gym, much less the physical strength to bench an impressive amount.

The claim in question is from the following tweet:

He's obviously full of shit, but one odd thing about claiming 310 in particular is that it's the smallest increment before you get to 3 plates (315 lbs). That's when you get 3 of the large 45 lb plates on both ends like so:

To people who lift seriously each new plate is considered a milestone. Peaking at 310 instead of 315 is sort of like stopping a mile sort of a 26 mile marathon run. I do barbell lifts myself and mentally my long-term goals have been things like "one day I want to lift X plates in barbell/squat/deadlift/etc." so it strikes me as pretty suspect that someone (especially with an ego like Bob) would stop SO close to achieving "I bench 3 plates" bragging rights. But of course nobody needs me to explain why the obviously out of shape fat neckbeard is bullshitting about how he can totally bench 300+ lbs.

 

[UserAccess]

The claim in question is from the following tweet:
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He's obviously full of shit, but one odd thing about claiming 310 in particular is that it's the smallest increment before you get to 3 plates (315 lbs). That's when you get 3 of the large 45 lb plates on both ends like so:
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To people who lift seriously each new plate is considered a milestone. Peaking at 310 instead of 315 is sort of like stopping a mile sort of a 26 mile marathon run. I do barbell lifts myself and mentally my long-term goals have been things like "one day I want to lift X plates in barbell/squat/deadlift/etc." so it strikes me as super suspect that someone (especially with an ego like Bob) would stop SO close to achieving "I lift 3 plates" bragging rights. But of course nobody needs me to explain why the obviously out of shape fat neckbeard is bullshitting about how he can totally bench 300+ lbs.

He also claims to weigh 260 in this tweet. At my heaviest, I weighed over 300 lbs. I'm seven inches shorter and wasn't as fat.

My best guess? He weighed 310 at the time, did one push up, and called it his bench. Which is what people like Bob do.

Also, hi KF.

 

[Pagliacci]

He also claims to weigh 260 in this tweet. At my heaviest, I weighed over 300 lbs. I'm seven inches shorter and wasn't as fat.

My best guess? He weighed 310 at the time, did one push up, and called it his bench. Which is what people like Bob do.

Also, hi KF.

I completely agree:

I figure maybe he did like a single girl push-up once and figured "yeah that's about the same as benching 300 pounds". The point I'm trying to make is that Bob is fat.

Also welcome to KF and all that.

 

[Jazz never died!]

He also claims to weigh 260 in this tweet. At my heaviest, I weighed over 300 lbs. I'm seven inches shorter and wasn't as fat.

My best guess? He weighed 310 at the time, did one push up, and called it his bench. Which is what people like Bob do.

Also, hi KF.

Welcome to Kiwi Farms may i take your order?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The biden Dementia articles are starting to come out,

What a surprise.

I give it a year until he gets 25th Amendmented out, forgets where he is and drops the gamer word in public, or ”resigns”.

No, Bob will simp for Kamala, just like with every other left-wing woman.

That depends on what his other waifus say, but if (and may God preserve us if this happens) AOC or Ilhan Omar get a cabinet post under Harris he'll be all over the new administration.

To be brutally frank, I see a chance that Movie Blob goes full Alek Minassian in the next few years. Ofc, not at the scale of what Minassian did but I truly can imagine Blob going full retard and blow his brain to his rooms ceiling via Mossberg 870.

Elliot Bobger?

Someone should try messaging Anita Sarkeesian and see if he is as creeped out by him as that other girl is.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if she finds male feminists as creepy as we do.

You know, given his hard-on for Mario, I wonder why Bob never took interest in being a Plumber himself?

Because it requires skill and a good physical condition.

I honestly think he isn't even consciously aware of the depths of his misogyny. As an autist who doesn't know it, he's remarkably self-unaware, and he's a narcissist as well. He is exactly the sort of person who unironically says, "I can't be racist, I'm a Democrat!"; his performative feminism tricks him (and no one else) into thinking he isn't misogynistic.

It's probably the same as his eugenics - eugenics and misogyny are what Bad People do and he's not a Bad Person, so he can't do it.

I seriously think he blames "jocks" or "bullies" from HS or junior high who picked on him and dated the "popular" girls for making his life so utterly miserable and worthless, so he on one hand harbors a grudge against him (associating them with the "white working class") and at the same time likes to fantasize that he was the "popular HS jock who got all the girls" by living vicariously through characters like Mario, Superman, etc.

Bob is, and will always be, stuck in his school days.

Consoom!!!
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The MCU and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Not directly, but at least he's learned to roll with the punches when trolls laugh at his obesity or diabetes.

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Today's update is sparse and quite apolitical; Bobby must be shitting something for Youtube. First, happy news for the rest of us:
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WandaVision:
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There will be yet another Ghostbuster reboot, and they cast Bobby:
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Star Wars.
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Robotic vampirism in the land of Chinks. Somehow it is related to Trumpsters and anime avatars.
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Not sure is Dobsonesque thirst or not:
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Cretin doesn't know what is "cretin":
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To be fair to Bobby, the word "cretin" is derived from "Christian". How the two concepts are related is a disputed matter; the story I heard is that village idiots were long believed to be more innocent and somehow closer to God, just as the word "silly" is derived from "blessed, holy". Still, as a "lapsed but aware" Catholic, Bobby is free to reclaim the word "cretin" citing Christian culture.

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Brent Bozell's tweet: 11.1k likes
Bob Chipman's tweet: 119 likes

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By Luke's reasoning, he should try to show his perspective bosses how much he wants the job by doing something underhand or illegal.

1) no, Chris, that spells snowflake.
2) if you want to trust anything the ChiComs make with your life, it's your funeral. I, for one, will be taking medicine and using medical devices made in Britbongistan, Gringolandia, or the country that got defeated by emus.
3) I actually agree with Marjorie ”shooting at pictures of people I dislike is okay” Taylor Greene. This is an odd feeling. (by the way, where does ”superstitious horseshit” come into it? She didn't mention religion or anything that riles Blob up.)
4) I'm giving all atheists the c-slur pass so long as they don't say cretin with a hard R.

You know, I'm betting Bob and the rest of the "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!" crowd don't even believe the tranny bullshit, and just repeat and support it because their political opponents oppose it.

They're the leftist equivalent of conservatives who oppose any environmentalist measures because some socialists support them.

Also, hi KF.

Welcome to the Farms.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

If no one has ever done a comic about Superman afflicted with dementia, then they need to get on it. Just imagine the sort of chaos and utter destruction he could cause in such a state.

*looks over at current year DC* starts weeping.

 

[The tired cat]

If no one has ever done a comic about Superman afflicted with dementia, then they need to get on it. Just imagine the sort of chaos and utter destruction he could cause in such a state.

I mean, it wouldnt be much of a shocker, theres a reason why "Superman is a dick" meme and website exists.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Welcome to Kiwi Farms may i take your order?