Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
I know Bob will just run and hide and cry targeted harassment, but the main thing about Jimmy Dore potentially ripping into Bob is that it'll be super fun for us watching a stage hardened comic tearing Bob's heart out through his asshole
That's one of the funniest things about Bob. He makes thinly veiled calls for ethnic cleansing that sound like they came from a general in the Armija Srpska yet he cries "hawassment" as soon as someone like Memeology 101 makes a vid about him. I still would like to see Dore tear him apart like Frank Cotton. The guy could probably come up with new angles of hilarity.
 
That's one of the funniest things about Bob. He makes thinly veiled calls for ethnic cleansing that sound like they came from a general in the Armija Srpska yet he cries "hawassment" as soon as someone like Memeology 101 makes a vid about him. I still would like to see Dore tear him apart like Frank Cotton. The guy could probably come up with new angles of hilarity.
"I'm not saying this fat genocidal fuck is a rapist, but he looks like a rapist and he tweets like a rapist" - Future Jimmy
 
That's one of the funniest things about Bob. He makes thinly veiled calls for ethnic cleansing that sound like they came from a general in the Armija Srpska yet he cries "hawassment" as soon as someone like Memeology 101 makes a vid about him. I still would like to see Dore tear him apart like Frank Cotton. The guy could probably come up with new angles of hilarity.

Oh, I'm kinda iffy of about it happening. But if it does happen, more people will know who Bob is. And more people will make more memes from him. It will piss him off, and try to hide to make sure they don't come for him. But having a bigger fish humiliate you while getting more benefits in the process is going to STING him. How much you can bet there will be more of his side joining to dunk on him?

It'll set up the tone for the rest of the year.
 
Oh, I'm kinda iffy of about it happening. But if it does happen, more people will know who Bob is. And more people will make more memes from him. It will piss him off, and try to hide to make sure they don't come for him. But having a bigger fish humiliate you while getting more benefits in the process is going to STING him. How much you can bet there will be more of his side joining to dunk on him?

It'll set up the tone for the rest of the year.
I don't hold up a lot of hope of this actually happening, but do remember that Jimmy fucking hates neo libs, disconnected coastal elites, the dnc, and now the squad and their simps. Bob embodies all of these all wrapped up in a conveniently punchable face
 
View attachment 1872358
A Chipman-style critic is someone who consooms.
To give credit where credit is due this is one of the few examples where Bob is honestly right. With that said this tweet was so embarrassingly narcissistic that pretty much everyone should understand how absurd it truly is.
 
He watched Star Trek: TNG and went to the Epcot Center growing up, and unlike sane people who did those things, he took it as a personal promise that his life would eventually be like that. Mix in a massive steaming pile of social outcast resentment and you get...
I thought he didn't like TNG too much because it was too cerebral, prefering the often campy stories of TOS?

Realistically he hasn't seen either, and only knows that Kirk gets all the alien poontang HE DESERVES. Bob probably identifies with Kirk.
 
Took a few weeks off from Bobert, surfed the highlights, and am unsurprised but delighted to learn he’s still utterly miserable.

While the TV and snacks babysat their kids, Chris and his fat wife spent more time playing Mario Kart that should have been spent cleaning their sty or parenting their children. If your house looked this filthy, would you post it on the internet? These people are fucked in the head.
 
Took a few weeks off from Bobert, surfed the highlights, and am unsurprised but delighted to learn he’s still utterly miserable.

While the TV and snacks babysat their kids, Chris and his fat wife spent more time playing Mario Kart that should have been spent cleaning their sty or parenting their children. If your house looked this filthy, would you post it on the internet? These people are fucked in the head.
tbh, i'm pretty disorganized and my parents keep saying that my place is terribly dirty, and i clean every saturday. After seeing those pictures i would be led to think that they either make their whole life there to the point the place is unlivable or that they clean only once a month.
 
I always thought those internet privacy things that they show to kids where "the internet is permanent!" were kind of OTT. These kinds of people have changed my mind
If the farms have taught me one thing, it's that I'm damn grateful that I grew up before the modern internet. We all do countless dumb things when we're younger, but previous generations could have their mistakes forgotten to the ravages of time, where only people who were there and remembered would know about them. Nowadays, kids post every retarded thought they have or action they do online for anyone to see, with the potential to haunt them for years to come, even decades. I took those lessons about "the internet is forever" to heart, and I rarely powerlevel any more than absolutely necessary.

For the life of me, I don't understand why adults who should know better decide to fall into the same pit. Social media was a mistake, but at least it's given us countless things to laugh at and mock, the Chipman brothers not the least.
 
Women! If you need a man in your life, always pick the Omega!
6y7.png
5.png
This whole "Sigma male" thing is new to me, but I expect Bob to be into that kind of nonsense. He wears a fedora, a trench coat, and the "obsoletes" could easily be replaced with "alphas" or "chads" and be completely indistinguishable from those kinds of incel/MGTOW screeds.
 
He basically believes that all of existence is a binary choice between progress (which is irrevocably tied to the Democratic party, metropolitanism, and elitism) and regress (irrevocably tied to working class mayonnaise ghouls and Christianity). You just have to choose "progress" enough (AKA-put Democrats in charge), and Star Trek inevitably becomes real. The actual actions of the people who are running things don't matter, as long as they act cosmopolitan and intellectual and Hollywood says they're cool, technological progress towards space colonization and utopia just happens automatically. Even if their actions seem to be moving in the opposite direction. It's clearly the fault of those damn people who chose the "regress" option before, even if they seemed like they were actually taking more steps towards the superior future than the "progress" people.

It's legitimate cultist behavior. Ignore reality and keep the faith.


Nah bro. Physical prowess is obsolete! Astronauts should stop working out and just hook their brains up to machines.
Probably thinks some smart POC scientist, preferably a woman, will just invent artificial gravity some afternoon when she's bored and problem solved...

That's how it works in Bob's world, comic book superscience will fix everything if the idiots in Ghouland could only be made to get out of the way and stop wasting the "research units" of society, as if the sum of civilization is an RTS game....
 
Last edited:
Took a few weeks off from Bobert, surfed the highlights, and am unsurprised but delighted to learn he’s still utterly miserable.

While the TV and snacks babysat their kids, Chris and his fat wife spent more time playing Mario Kart that should have been spent cleaning their sty or parenting their children. If your house looked this filthy, would you post it on the internet? These people are fucked in the head.
Oh look! Chris disabled comments because he is a paper-skinned man child like his brother.
 
Probably thinks some smart POC scientist, preferably a woman, will just invent artificial gravity some afternoon when she's bored and problem solved...

That's how it works in Bob's world, comic book superscience will fix everything if the idiots in Ghouland could only be made to get out of the way.....
He thinks some smart POC lesbian scientist would have invented it in the 90's but the mayo ghouls drove up in their trucks and burned her house down while praising Jesus. If it hadn't been for those darn dirty mayo ghouls we would be in immortal robot bodies flying through space. Cause that's what popular media said would happen by now.
 
That's because he's too stupid to understand why that is a bad thing.
He probably thinks his waifus agree with him and so that he should support genocide in the hope that they'll notice him.
Never mind that Trump proposed the idea of a "Space Force" in the first place.
As always, when Pmurt does a good thing he does it while being Pmurt, making it a bad thing.
Has he ever talked about anything else regarding the "superior future" that doesn't relate to space?
Genocide?
and to find out that his beloved moon wheat would rapidly fry in the UVC, X-rays, gamma rays and other short-wave solar radiation generally inimical to life that's mostly blocked by the Earth's atmosphere
Not to mention that exporting wheat from the Moon to the Earth would not be cost-effective.
It's legitimate cultist behavior. Ignore reality and keep the faith.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: progressivism is a religion.
Because he thinks that, like in blade runner, only the best and brightest will be accepted off-world with the rest left to rot on a ruined earth, and he also assumes that he will be included in the best or the brightest category
Why would Grand Duke Elon of Mars want to let Blob on his private planet?
Bobby can't stop trying to raise a petty vendetta with Jimmy Dore, just as he does with Peter Coffin.
View attachment 1872369
Again, if Dore is "yeah, a person who exists", what is Bob Chipman then?

View attachment 1872351

View attachment 1872396
So why don't you shut up, sport?

View attachment 1872358
A Chipman-style critic is someone who consooms.

Women! If you need a man in your life, always pick the Omega!
View attachment 1872378
View attachment 1872391
1) repeat after me, Blobby.
Not. All. Criticism. Of. Alexandria. Ocasio-Cortez. Is. Because. She. Is. A. Latina.
2) what is he even trying to say about Jimmy Dore? I don't know other than the fact that he's insulting his intelligence while misspelling ”whose”.
3) while all the [insert Greek letter here] male stuff is gay, its adherents don't go on killing sprees.
That's one of the funniest things about Bob. He makes thinly veiled calls for ethnic cleansing that sound like they came from a general in the Armija Srpska yet he cries "hawassment" as soon as someone like Memeology 101 makes a vid about him. I still would like to see Dore tear him apart like Frank Cotton. The guy could probably come up with new angles of hilarity.
Even Milosevic would shake his head if he saw what Bob said about mayo ghouls.
Probably thinks some smart POC scientist, preferably a woman, will just invent artificial gravity some afternoon when she's bored and problem solved...

That's how it works in Bob's world, comic book superscience will fix everything if the idiots in Ghouland could only be made to get out of the way and stop wasting the "research units" of society, as if the sum of civilization is an RTS game....
He thinks some smart POC lesbian scientist would have invented it in the 90's but the mayo ghouls drove up in their trucks and burned her house down while praising Jesus. If it hadn't been for those darn dirty mayo ghouls we would be in immortal robot bodies flying through space. Cause that's what popular media said would happen by now.
In Blob's world all of that would have happened if Hillary Clinton won the election.
 
More Noah Berlatsky:
634.png
I really hate this orwellian reverse newspeak bullshit people on twitter use to tie any action they dislike into a neat little bundle of isms and phobias. The worst part? These bug people will only ever defend the rich and powerful while spitting on the poor they ostensibly support cause they don't have the right politics. Guess what? jlo and lady gaga showing in million dollar outfits at a time when most don't even have a few $'s to rub together is the definition of phony and unauthentic you dumb twit.

And of course Bob supports this, after all Bernie is the reason mommy Hilary didn't win, and is directly responsible for his lack of moon wheat and robot bodies.
 
I really hate this orwellian reverse newspeak bullshit people on twitter use to tie any action they dislike into a neat little bundle of isms and phobias. The worst part? These bug people will only ever defend the rich and powerful while spitting on the poor they ostensibly support cause they don't have the right politics. Guess what? jlo and lady gaga showing in million dollar outfits at a time when most don't even have a few $'s to rub together is the definition of phony and unauthentic you dumb twit.

And of course Bob supports this, after all Bernie is the reason mommy Hilary didn't win, and is directly responsible for his lack of moon wheat and robot bodies.
it's at least gratifying to see the "first they came for the Nazis.... And everyone lived happily ever after" crowd start to get their comeuppance with things like socialist worker's party pages getting purged with no warnings or notice

and this just now occurred to me. With an appeals court ruling that the right to reply to Donald Trump's personal tweets was protected speech, would it not follow that:

  1. Donald Trump's personal tweets are also 1a protected speech
  2. Twitter deprived millions and millions of Americans of their 1a rights in removing their ability to reply to Donald Trump's personal tweets for approximately a week
 
it's at least gratifying to see the "first they came for the Nazis.... And everyone lived happily ever after" crowd start to get their comeuppance with things like socialist worker's party pages getting purged with no warnings or notice

and this just now occurred to me. With an appeals court ruling that the right to reply to Donald Trump's personal tweets was protected speech, would it not follow that:

  1. Donald Trump's personal tweets are also 1a protected speech
  2. Twitter deprived millions and millions of Americans of their 1a rights in removing their ability to reply to Donald Trump's personal tweets for approximately a week
I still find it stupid that people think that someone's personal Twitter account is protected under the First Amendment and that people sue others for blocking them.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back