Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Simping some ugly old hag, who just announced she might be gay, or maybe a dog fucker, I don't remember.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Then out of nowhere Bobby switched to German and brought up Nietzsche.

Klaus von Hitler over there could've asked Bobby what he thinks about certain kinks and issues with translating Nietzsche [or philosophy in general] into English. There would be no surprise to Bobbo not knowing shit, but he'd sweat a little - God knows he needs some form of energy expenditure.

 

[Tronathon242]

Knowing Blob and his way of thinking I'm convinced he wasn't talking about deportation to another country.
Sorry for doublepost.

People don't call him "Third Reich Chipman" for nothing.

People that firmly believe that the Church stunted culture and technology in the Dark Ages are probably the same retards that firmly believe that peasants were filthy and toothless dirt grubbers. It's not that most cultural and philosophical text were destroyed, looted or burned during that period by barbarians and the Church and the few people that could read and write did a titanic effort to copy all books they could get their hands on in order to pass the knowledge to others and future generations.

They are enormous contrarians to the efforts of the church and even if the Catholic church was misguided and corrupt during a lot of time in history, we cannot deny the good it did like stopping the Aztecs from ripping people's hearts.

Bob probably saw that episode of Family Guy where Brian and Stewie had that dimensional telrporter and went to the one where the Earth moved on without Christianity. It was all futuristic and nearly perfect and built around commentary that couldn't possibly fedora tip any harder.

Of course Bob would talk about the WSB destroying hedge funds and have zero fucking idea what he is talking about. Also....when does he sleep?

I just realized he keeps the same hours as me but my excuse is that I am in the middle East. He is on east time zone in the US right? It's like 2 am. Why is he still tweeting this late or I guess, this early?

I'd bet dollars to donuts that he doesn't get enough sleep every night. Much like other cows, his sleep schedule must be absolutely erratic and Twitter is surely the main culprit.

 

[A Random]

I was thinking to myself yesterday and I realized that a lot of Bob's words on his robot body felt familiar, somehow, and then it hit me where I had last seen it: Gulliver's Travels. Specifically, the third one, when Gulliver goes to Laputa and finds out that there's a race of immortals.

The Luggnaggians are a polite and generous people; and although they are not without some share of that pride which is peculiar to all Eastern countries, yet they show themselves courteous to strangers, especially such who are countenanced by the court. I had many acquaintance, and among persons of the best fashion; and being always attended by my interpreter, the conversation we had was not disagreeable.

One day, in much good company, I was asked by a person of quality, “whether I had seen any of their struldbrugs, or immortals?” I said, “I had not;” and desired he would explain to me “what he meant by such an appellation, applied to a mortal creature.” He told me “that sometimes, though very rarely, a child happened to be born in a family, with a red circular spot in the forehead, directly over the left eyebrow, which was an infallible mark that it should never die.” The spot, as he described it, “was about the compass of a silver threepence, but in the course of time grew larger, and changed its colour; for at twelve years old it became green, so continued till five and twenty, then turned to a deep blue: at five and forty it grew coal black, and as large as an English shilling; but never admitted any further alteration.” He said, “these births were so rare, that he did not believe there could be above eleven hundred struldbrugs, of both sexes, in the whole kingdom; of which he computed about fifty in the metropolis, and, among the rest, a young girl born; about three years ago: that these productions were not peculiar to any family, but a mere effect of chance; and the children of the struldbrugs themselves were equally mortal with the rest of the people.”

I freely own myself to have been struck with inexpressible delight, upon hearing this account: and the person who gave it me happening to understand the Balnibarbian language, which I spoke very well, I could not forbear breaking out into expressions, perhaps a little too extravagant. I cried out, as in a rapture, “Happy nation, where every child hath at least a chance for being immortal! Happy people, who enjoy so many living examples of ancient virtue, and have masters ready to instruct them in the wisdom of all former ages! but happiest, beyond all comparison, are those excellent struldbrugs, who, being born exempt from that universal calamity of human nature, have their minds free and disengaged, without the weight and depression of spirits caused by the continual apprehensions of death!” I discovered my admiration that I had not observed any of these illustrious persons at court; the black spot on the forehead being so remarkable a distinction, that I could not have easily overlooked it: and it was impossible that his majesty, a most judicious prince, should not provide himself with a good number of such wise and able counsellors. Yet perhaps the virtue of those reverend sages was too strict for the corrupt and libertine manners of a court: and we often find by experience, that young men are too opinionated and volatile to be guided by the sober dictates of their seniors. However, since the king was pleased to allow me access to his royal person, I was resolved, upon the very first occasion, to deliver my opinion to him on this matter freely and at large, by the help of my interpreter; and whether he would please to take my advice or not, yet in one thing I was determined, that his majesty having frequently offered me an establishment in this country, I would, with great thankfulness, accept the favour, and pass my life here in the conversation of those superior beings the struldbrugs, if they would please to admit me.”

The gentleman to whom I addressed my discourse, because (as I have already observed) he spoke the language of Balnibarbi, said to me, with a sort of a smile which usually arises from pity to the ignorant, “that he was glad of any occasion to keep me among them, and desired my permission to explain to the company what I had spoke.” He did so, and they talked together for some time in their own language, whereof I understood not a syllable, neither could I observe by their countenances, what impression my discourse had made on them. After a short silence, the same person told me, “that his friends and mine (so he thought fit to express himself) were very much pleased with the judicious remarks I had made on the great happiness and advantages of immortal life, and they were desirous to know, in a particular manner, what scheme of living I should have formed to myself, if it had fallen to my lot to have been born a struldbrug.”

I answered, “it was easy to be eloquent on so copious and delightful a subject, especially to me, who had been often apt to amuse myself with visions of what I should do, if I were a king, a general, or a great lord: and upon this very case, I had frequently run over the whole system how I should employ myself, and pass the time, if I were sure to live for ever.

“That, if it had been my good fortune to come into the world a struldbrug, as soon as I could discover my own happiness, by understanding the difference between life and death, I would first resolve, by all arts and methods, whatsoever, to procure myself riches. In the pursuit of which, by thrift and management, I might reasonably expect, in about two hundred years, to be the wealthiest man in the kingdom. In the second place, I would, from my earliest youth, apply myself to the study of arts and sciences, by which I should arrive in time to excel all others in learning. Lastly, I would carefully record every action and event of consequence, that happened in the public, impartially draw the characters of the several successions of princes and great ministers of state, with my own observations on every point. I would exactly set down the several changes in customs, language, fashions of dress, diet, and diversions. By all which acquirements, I should be a living treasure of knowledge and wisdom, and certainly become the oracle of the nation.

“I would never marry after threescore, but live in a hospitable manner, yet still on the saving side. I would entertain myself in forming and directing the minds of hopeful young men, by convincing them, from my own remembrance, experience, and observation, fortified by numerous examples, of the usefulness of virtue in public and private life. But my choice and constant companions should be a set of my own immortal brotherhood; among whom, I would elect a dozen from the most ancient, down to my own contemporaries. Where any of these wanted fortunes, I would provide them with convenient lodges round my own estate, and have some of them always at my table; only mingling a few of the most valuable among you mortals, whom length of time would harden me to lose with little or no reluctance, and treat your posterity after the same manner; just as a man diverts himself with the annual succession of pinks and tulips in his garden, without regretting the loss of those which withered the preceding year.

“These struldbrugs and I would mutually communicate our observations and memorials, through the course of time; remark the several gradations by which corruption steals into the world, and oppose it in every step, by giving perpetual warning and instruction to mankind; which, added to the strong influence of our own example, would probably prevent that continual degeneracy of human nature so justly complained of in all ages.

“Add to this, the pleasure of seeing the various revolutions of states and empires; the changes in the lower and upper world; ancient cities in ruins, and obscure villages become the seats of kings; famous rivers lessening into shallow brooks; the ocean leaving one coast dry, and overwhelming another; the discovery of many countries yet unknown; barbarity overrunning the politest nations, and the most barbarous become civilized. I should then see the discovery of the longitude, the perpetual motion, the universal medicine, and many other great inventions, brought to the utmost perfection.

“What wonderful discoveries should we make in astronomy, by outliving and confirming our own predictions; by observing the progress and return of comets, with the changes of motion in the sun, moon, and stars!”

I enlarged upon many other topics, which the natural desire of endless life, and sublunary happiness, could easily furnish me with. When I had ended, and the sum of my discourse had been interpreted, as before, to the rest of the company, there was a good deal of talk among them in the language of the country, not without some laughter at my expense.

Of course, after speaking about all the awesome that he wanted from being immortal, Gulliver finally learns what being immortal actually means in this society:

At last, the same gentleman who had been my interpreter, said, “he was desired by the rest to set me right in a few mistakes, which I had fallen into through the common imbecility of human nature, and upon that allowance was less answerable for them. That this breed of struldbrugs was peculiar to their country, for there were no such people either in Balnibarbi or Japan, where he had the honour to be ambassador from his majesty, and found the natives in both those kingdoms very hard to believe that the fact was possible: and it appeared from my astonishment when he first mentioned the matter to me, that I received it as a thing wholly new, and scarcely to be credited. That in the two kingdoms above mentioned, where, during his residence, he had conversed very much, he observed long life to be the universal desire and wish of mankind. That whoever had one foot in the grave was sure to hold back the other as strongly as he could. That the oldest had still hopes of living one day longer, and looked on death as the greatest evil, from which nature always prompted him to retreat. Only in this island of Luggnagg the appetite for living was not so eager, from the continual example of the struldbrugs before their eyes.

“That the system of living contrived by me, was unreasonable and unjust; because it supposed a perpetuity of youth, health, and vigour, which no man could be so foolish to hope, however extravagant he may be in his wishes. That the question therefore was not, whether a man would choose to be always in the prime of youth, attended with prosperity and health; but how he would pass a perpetual life under all the usual disadvantages which old age brings along with it. For although few men will avow their desires of being immortal, upon such hard conditions, yet in the two kingdoms before mentioned, of Balnibarbi and Japan, he observed that every man desired to put off death some time longer, let it approach ever so late: and he rarely heard of any man who died willingly, except he were incited by the extremity of grief or torture. And he appealed to me, whether in those countries I had travelled, as well as my own, I had not observed the same general disposition.”

After this preface, he gave me a particular account of the struldbrugs among them. He said, “they commonly acted like mortals till about thirty years old; after which, by degrees, they grew melancholy and dejected, increasing in both till they came to fourscore. This he learned from their own confession: for otherwise, there not being above two or three of that species born in an age, they were too few to form a general observation by. When they came to fourscore years, which is reckoned the extremity of living in this country, they had not only all the follies and infirmities of other old men, but many more which arose from the dreadful prospect of never dying. They were not only opinionative, peevish, covetous, morose, vain, talkative, but incapable of friendship, and dead to all natural affection, which never descended below their grandchildren. Envy and impotent desires are their prevailing passions. But those objects against which their envy seems principally directed, are the vices of the younger sort and the deaths of the old. By reflecting on the former, they find themselves cut off from all possibility of pleasure; and whenever they see a funeral, they lament and repine that others have gone to a harbour of rest to which they themselves never can hope to arrive. They have no remembrance of anything but what they learned and observed in their youth and middle-age, and even that is very imperfect; and for the truth or particulars of any fact, it is safer to depend on common tradition, than upon their best recollections. The least miserable among them appear to be those who turn to dotage, and entirely lose their memories; these meet with more pity and assistance, because they want many bad qualities which abound in others.

“If a struldbrug happen to marry one of his own kind, the marriage is dissolved of course, by the courtesy of the kingdom, as soon as the younger of the two comes to be fourscore; for the law thinks it a reasonable indulgence, that those who are condemned, without any fault of their own, to a perpetual continuance in the world, should not have their misery doubled by the load of a wife.

“As soon as they have completed the term of eighty years, they are looked on as dead in law; their heirs immediately succeed to their estates; only a small pittance is reserved for their support; and the poor ones are maintained at the public charge. After that period, they are held incapable of any employment of trust or profit; they cannot purchase lands, or take leases; neither are they allowed to be witnesses in any cause, either civil or criminal, not even for the decision of meers and bounds.

“At ninety, they lose their teeth and hair; they have at that age no distinction of taste, but eat and drink whatever they can get, without relish or appetite. The diseases they were subject to still continue, without increasing or diminishing. In talking, they forget the common appellation of things, and the names of persons, even of those who are their nearest friends and relations. For the same reason, they never can amuse themselves with reading, because their memory will not serve to carry them from the beginning of a sentence to the end; and by this defect, they are deprived of the only entertainment whereof they might otherwise be capable.

“The language of this country being always upon the flux, the struldbrugs of one age do not understand those of another; neither are they able, after two hundred years, to hold any conversation (farther than by a few general words) with their neighbours the mortals; and thus they lie under the disadvantage of living like foreigners in their own country.”

This was the account given me of the struldbrugs, as near as I can remember.

And then he finally gets to see what they're actually like:

I afterwards saw five or six of different ages, the youngest not above two hundred years old, who were brought to me at several times by some of my friends; but although they were told, “that I was a great traveller, and had seen all the world,” they had not the least curiosity to ask me a question; only desired “I would give them slumskudask,” or a token of remembrance; which is a modest way of begging, to avoid the law, that strictly forbids it, because they are provided for by the public, although indeed with a very scanty allowance.

They are despised and hated by all sorts of people. When one of them is born, it is reckoned ominous, and their birth is recorded very particularly so that you may know their age by consulting the register, which, however, has not been kept above a thousand years past, or at least has been destroyed by time or public disturbances. But the usual way of computing how old they are, is by asking them what kings or great persons they can remember, and then consulting history; for infallibly the last prince in their mind did not begin his reign after they were fourscore years old.

They were the most mortifying sight I ever beheld; and the women more horrible than the men. Besides the usual deformities in extreme old age, they acquired an additional ghastliness, in proportion to their number of years, which is not to be described; and among half a dozen, I soon distinguished which was the eldest, although there was not above a century or two between them.

The reader will easily believe, that from what I had heard and seen, my keen appetite for perpetuity of life was much abated. I grew heartily ashamed of the pleasing visions I had formed; and thought no tyrant could invent a death into which I would not run with pleasure, from such a life. The king heard of all that had passed between me and my friends upon this occasion, and rallied me very pleasantly; wishing I could send a couple of struldbrugs to my own country, to arm our people against the fear of death; but this, it seems, is forbidden by the fundamental laws of the kingdom, or else I should have been well content with the trouble and expense of transporting them.

I could not but agree, that the laws of this kingdom relative to the struldbrugs were founded upon the strongest reasons, and such as any other country would be under the necessity of enacting, in the like circumstances. Otherwise, as avarice is the necessary consequence of old age, those immortals would in time become proprietors of the whole nation, and engross the civil power, which, for want of abilities to manage, must end in the ruin of the public.

So there we have it. Bob's pretty much in the same mindset as Gulliver, assuming that being immortal means eternal youth, eternal wisdom, eternal beauty and eternal energy. Instead, odds are good that his wanted immortality's going to suck, and that he'll be begging for death soon enough.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Simping some ugly old hag, who just announced she might be gay, or maybe a dog fucker, I don't remember.
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Bob probably wrote thousands of fam fiction of Brie Larson getting barebacked by Tessa Thompson in his moronic MCU pitches.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Bob probably saw that episode of Family Guy where Brian and Stewie had that dimensional telrporter and went to the one where the Earth moved on without Christianity. It was all futuristic and nearly perfect and built around commentary that couldn't possibly fedora tip any harder.

Ninja'd. This is literally exactly what I was thinking. There was a Family Guy episode where they visit a dimension where Christianity never existed, and for some reason that meant everybody had flying cars and magic anti-AIDs pills (seriously). I think Bob saw this and somehow genuinely thought it was real, Chris-chan style. (Well, okay, not LITERALLY real, but you know what I mean.)

 

[Meriasek]

just how bad is his German?

Grammatically, the first two are good. They just don't make much sense since they're literally translated. The last one is also grammatically terrible. Google translated, most likely, but the first one in particular is too complex to come out of Google Translate. I think he had help there.
Why is he even posting in German? He thinks it makes him look smart, innit.

 

[The Nothingness]

Why is he even posting in German? He thinks it makes him look smart, innit.

What better way to dunk on your "enemies" then in their own native tongue?

 

[LionoRaptor]

Simping some ugly old hag, who just announced she might be gay, or maybe a dog fucker, I don't remember.
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I heard rumours that she is either gay or had an affair with Chris Hemsworth.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

What better way to dunk on your "enemies" than in their own native tongue?

The only thing Movie Blob dunks successfully is a dozen Dunkin' Donuts/day.

 

[Adamska]

Simping some ugly old hag, who just announced she might be gay, or maybe a dog fucker, I don't remember.
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It's always painfully obvious that if it vaguely resembles a woman and likely has a pulse, Bob will want to fuck it and will definitely creep after it.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

It's always painfully obvious that if it vaguely resembles a woman and likely has a pulse, Bob will want to fuck it and will definitely creep after it.

Maybe we should warn all the nursing homes in the Boston area?

 

[Adamska]

Maybe we should warn all the nursing homes in the Boston area?

Warn the mortuaries and daycares too, I honestly wouldn't put it past him given his past history defending pedophiles and sex perverts.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

just how bad is his German?

I assume he used Google translate?

Blob is a firm believer of that one graphic that shows humanity's progress was severely stunted by the Catholic Church during the Dark Ages. You know, the one that says without it, our current technologies and lifestyles could have been achieved and exponentially grown as soon a the 19th Century hit around.

Therefore, he has enough expertise and acumen to disparage and logically disprove assumptions and beliefs made by the ignorant masses.

What graphic? I used to spend a lot of time arguing with an atheist on another forum but he sperged about Hypatia of Alexandria instead of using graphs.

Was I hallucinating, or did somewhere in the that is Bob's twitter feed did he actually say that MAGA CHUDS/Republicans/Mayonnaise Ghouls/Drumpf Supporters need to be/should be/are going to be DEPORTED?

Deported to WHERE, Bob? You can't do that, especially if they were born in America. You can't just "pick a country" to send a person that you don't like. Especially given that white people in general are such genetic Heinz 57 varieties, that even if you 23&Me'd/Ancestry DNA'd them all to pin down a general location, you'd have too many options, and even their ancestral lands (plural in many cases) don't have to take them. It's also against international law to leave a person "stateless".

I said earlier today that he'd make saying ”send them back” acceptable if you were talking about Republicans and he goes out and does that. It's weird.

People that firmly believe that the Church stunted culture and technology in the Dark Ages are probably the same retards that firmly believe that peasants were filthy and toothless dirt grubbers. It's not that most cultural and philosophical text were destroyed, looted or burned during that period by barbarians and the Church and the few people that could read and write did a titanic effort to copy all books they could get their hands on in order to pass the knowledge to others and future generations.

Not to mention that without the Church there would have been no Renaissance and as such, no science.

Because, y'know, not doing drugs, not committing crimes, not leaving a woman once she gets pregnant, and not abandoning your kids are all too much to expect from poor, unintelligent negroes. Instead, we must pour money into the ghetto. The white man must shoulder his burden once again.

Say it with me:
The. Bigotry. Of. Low. Expectations. Is. Still. Bigotry.

Bob probably saw that episode of Family Guy where Brian and Stewie had that dimensional telrporter and went to the one where the Earth moved on without Christianity. It was all futuristic and nearly perfect and built around commentary that couldn't possibly fedora tip any harder.

In seriousness, if we didn't have Christianity the Roman Empire and the imperial cult that came with it would have survived, and the world would look a lot more like North Korea than it does now. There'd be a lot more slave labour and a lot less technology.

Bob probably wrote thousands of fam fiction of Brie Larson getting barebacked by Tessa Thompson in his moronic MCU pitches.

He's probably written a lot of Islamic content about his waifus.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

What graphic?

This one. It's been circulating on the webs for a while and often taken as absolute truth in certain fedora-tipping places like Reddit.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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This one. It's been circulating on the webs for a while and often taken as absolute truth in certain fedora-tipping places like Reddit.

Without catholics, imagine Bob living in a Muslim nation, lol.

Dude would be murdered on day one for shit talking the tribesmen

 

[Crustyguy]

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This one. It's been circulating on the webs for a while and often taken as absolute truth in certain fedora-tipping places like Reddit.

Ah yes, the Egyptian, Greek, and Roman time periods that totally didn't overlap at all at any time. And the dark ages, when nothing ever happened in Europe and the rest of the world didn't exist because I slept through history class.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He's probably written a lot of Islamic content about his waifus.

There’s probably one involving both Lindsey and Anita.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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This one. It's been circulating on the webs for a while and often taken as absolute truth in certain fedora-tipping places like Reddit.

Greek and Roman culture were interlinked, the Catholic Church was responsible for educating the majority of people in the Middle Ages, even without Christianity the Islamic world made a lot of advances in science, and the implication that if it wasn't for those meddling Papists we'd have faster than light travel is ludicrous.

Without catholics, imagine Bob living in a Muslim nation, lol.

Dude would be murdered on day one for shit talking the tribesmen

Nah, the Muslims wouldn't dare to lay hands on him.

It's haram to touch pork, after all.

There’s probably one involving both Lindsey and Anita.

> one

 

[Quixotic Man]

I like how even the notion that the Middle Ages stopped science dead in its tracks is so Eurocentric.

It implies that all SCIENCE comes from the Greek traditions, and there was no technological advancement has ever been made elsewhere in the world. Pretty sure the Chinese developing gunpowder had plenty of world wide effect.

The middle ages actually had a ton of technological advancement in Europe, but a lot of it was in farming, construction, and warfare, all things Bob is too small brained to consider. Just because people didn't have access to Aristotle didn't mean nothing was going on. He really should have paid more attention at Epcot when Spaceship Earth went over how hard it was to disseminate information before the invention of the printing press.