Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So what's Bob's opinion about this whole GameStop Stock thing? Will he support the little guys who are trying to fuck Wall Street? Or will he lick the boot of Wall Street because 'Gamers are evil".
More importantly, AMC's stock has gone up today, can't tell if Bob will be happy to hear about that though
 
Grammatically, the first two are good. They just don't make much sense since they're literally translated. The last one is also grammatically terrible. Google translated, most likely, but the first one in particular is too complex to come out of Google Translate. I think he had help there.
I doubt the German noun Besitz has the same sense as the the English colloquial "being owned", i.e. "being defeated", "losing face to your opponent".

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The misattributed Nietzsche quote (actually by Kipling) is also a Google translate:
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I doubt the German noun Besitz has the same sense as the the English colloquial "being owned", i.e. "being defeated", "losing face to your opponent".

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I doubt Blob actually speaks any language other than Bahstan English.

At most, he did 2 years of Spanish at high school and gave it up after trying to ask a Latina out in badly translated Castilian Spanish and being met with ¡vete a la mierda, gringo!
 
I doubt the German noun Besitz has the same sense as the the English colloquial "being owned", i.e. "being defeated", "losing face to your opponent".

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The misattributed Nietzsche quote (actually by Kipling) is also a Google translate:
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Yeah, as I said, it's grammatically correct, just doesn't make sense because it's literally translated.
 
More importantly, AMC's stock has gone up today, can't tell if Bob will be happy to hear about that though
He will be happy, but only because he doesn't understand that the stock price going up doesn't mean that AMC is doing better it just means people are trying to get in on the bottom floor of the next bit of autism.




Might be worth a gamble....
Lol best 10$ I ever gambled.
 
Then again, they live in middle-class areas where the only black person they see comes to deliver their bubble tea; they allow immigrants to come here without integrating into our culture, dump them in working class areas and ignore the polarisation *cough* Bradford *cough* that happens as a result. If you want to know what multiculturalism, mass immigration and the idea that doing anything about division between communities is waycist does to a society, take a trip to Bradford.
on the other hand, having worked there and lived down the road from it for several years, much of inner-city Bradford is more English in its own way than many more Americanised cities
the working-class British Asian neighbourhoods, particularly around Little Horton, are straight out of 1970, the only difference being that most people are brown instead of white; all but the oldest of them grew up speaking English from childhood and the majority do so with a Yorkshire accent

ed: a better example would be Oldham; the report following the 2001 riots nailed down the effective segregation of white and Asian communities a fundamental root cause, and proposed bridging the cultural gap as a way to prevent further violence - as a result, it has much improved in the last 20 years
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This one. It's been circulating on the webs for a while and often taken as absolute truth in certain fedora-tipping places like Reddit.
what absolute bollocks - how do you even quantify scientific advance?
 
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I assume he used Google translate?

What graphic? I used to spend a lot of time arguing with an atheist on another forum but he sperged about Hypatia of Alexandria instead of using graphs.

I said earlier today that he'd make saying ”send them back” acceptable if you were talking about Republicans and he goes out and does that. It's weird.

Not to mention that without the Church there would have been no Renaissance and as such, no science.

Say it with me:
The. Bigotry. Of. Low. Expectations. Is. Still. Bigotry.

In seriousness, if we didn't have Christianity the Roman Empire and the imperial cult that came with it would have survived, and the world would look a lot more like North Korea than it does now. There'd be a lot more slave labour and a lot less technology.

He's probably written a lot of Islamic content about his waifus.
Bob's still so dumb/ignorant, that he doesn't realize that forcibly sending someone who was born in the USA to another country isn't "deportation". It's EXILE.

I remember a guy who said, "If you get the wrong kind of religion, you get the wrong kind of science" and used the example of the Ancient Greeks, who believed their gods played tricks on mankind. If you see a fish in a rock (fossil), and you believe your gods play tricks on you, are you going to think of a rational way the fish got there? No, you're going to shout up to the sky, "Fish don't swim in rocks! They swim in water! Haha, you can't fool me!"
 
Bob's still so dumb/ignorant, that he doesn't realize that forcibly sending someone who was born in the USA to another country isn't "deportation". It's EXILE.
Funny how you brought up Ancient Greece, because when a greek commited a gave crime in the polis, there were two options: exile for life or you were given a cup of hemlock you ahd to drink. You remember Plato and how he died? He was given to choose between fucking off from Athens for the rest of his life or death, and he still chose death.

Don't know where this notion of "get rid of the people and the problem goes away" notion comes from, but it proves that Bob is far mores stupid than anyone would think of, specially if he doesn't think that this exile punishment would spiral out of control eventually because not everyone will fall in line 100% and we know very well that with Bob, it's either 100% or you might as well get your life, belongings and children set on fire.
 
Funny how you brought up Ancient Greece, because when a greek commited a gave crime in the polis, there were two options: exile for life or you were given a cup of hemlock you ahd to drink. You remember Plato and how he died? He was given to choose between fucking off from Athens for the rest of his life or death, and he still chose death.

Don't know where this notion of "get rid of the people and the problem goes away" notion comes from, but it proves that Bob is far mores stupid than anyone would think of, specially if he doesn't think that this exile punishment would spiral out of control eventually because not everyone will fall in line 100% and we know very well that with Bob, it's either 100% or you might as well get your life, belongings and children set on fire.
oh yeah, exactly. Bob would probably be all about giving people the cup of hemlock juice, were he aware of that little detail, as opposed to exile. Socrates had chosen to drink the hemlock rather than fuck off forever, too.

See, this is how Bob's actual embrace of "eugenics" (or an equivalent phenomenon which he often refers to as "natural selection" despite not actually understanding what NATURAL selection is, if he's applying it to stuff like this) manifests itself. He's convinced that much like how genes get weeded out over the course of evolution, that undesirable ideas must also follow the same pattern, even if outside action (by say, Government) would be necessary. He doesn't understand that active government suppression of ideas only forces those ideas underground, and also feeds a persecution/martyrdom complex in the adherents. By persecuting any idea, one only guarantees the idea's survival. Bob hasn't learned from history, like, ever.
 
I mean, any realistic eugenics program that aims to support a healthy population without outright murdering people would boil down to middle/upper class tax benefits, free childcare for them; and a fluid system of social mobility that aimed to ensure that the best in the population were given access to be the best. Gene expression is limited by environment; you can have all the 'smart genes' in the universe, but if all you eat is microwave pizza, french fries and coca cola you're going to grow up to be a dunce due to poor diet.

Bobs 'thinkers' world would have to go over the poor and destitute, feed them well; try and educate them better, and then if they become part of the middle class through hard work, offer them incentives to have children. Typically the 'pull yourself up' and 'hard work' sort of behaviour has trended with the very people he hates. A eugenics system aimed at any realistic definition of 'fitness' would more than likely see huge swathes of the urbanites he loves so very much being shunted to the bottom of the pile and encouraged to not breed; while the man who clings tooth and nail to his farm would be given tax breaks, free schooling for his kids and every benefit under the sun.

Bob doesn't understand eugenics in the same way he doesn't understand anything; eugenics as envisioned by Galton wasn't 'murder the dumb and weak!' it was 'ensure the healthy and smart can succeed'. Bob isn't particularly healthy, or smart. Galton wanted men and women who had strong, healthy, mentally sound and intelligent people to have more children than those who were not; he didn't want anyone executed, or murdered. It wasn't just 'fuck the disabled'; it was an issue of modern medicine and modern poverty relief creating a situation where the least capable of succeeding in society were able to outbreed those most suited to succeed because the success lessens the support given and increases the cost of each child. The reasons why behind Galtons ideas are issues we have right now. Not really relevant to the thread so it's not worth going full TMI over.

Bob of course doesn't care, understand, or want to understand; because Bob is a literal dunce. I hate to be a dick about it; and I'm not saying all stupid people are bad or anything. Bob is a specific kind of stupid person, he's the sort of moron that isn't just a bit slower than average, or poorly educated. He's an idiot that is socially and mentally deficient; and always has been. To the point where basic shit like 'don't wear dirty clothes to school' was a concept that never sunk in, or 'don't stare at people' is something he needed explaining to him. He rationalised it away with bollocks about how he was just on a 'different level' or he pretended like he was smarter than he was because maybe he read a lot and could repeat shit for good boy points. But when it came down to actual higher education he floundered, crashed and barely scraped by.

Bob is a moron that is so arrogant that he thinks he's a genius; but so socially retarded and detached from reality that he doesn't understand that life isn't his story. If Bob were alive in any time other than today he'd have probably been some slightly retarded farmhand that would assault random people when he thought he could get away with it, and eventually get hanged by the village. In a 'Society of thinkers' Bob would be medicated, filed away and forgotten about. Not even put down because he's too much of a coward to do anything; just sort of pitied and then discarded.
 
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This one. It's been circulating on the webs for a while and often taken as absolute truth in certain fedora-tipping places like Reddit.
I may go into "mad at the Internet" territory here, but fuck it. This graph goes beyond fedora tipping, it goes straight into outright historical ignorance or outright lies. It frames the big dip as being the Christian Dark Age while ignoring the fact that it was the Western Empire that collapsed into oblivion. As many have already stated here, it was the efforts of those in the Church that contributed massively to saving the old texts during that time, this having a hand in making the Renaissance.

The other, bigger issue here is proclaiming that progress will always be made. That isn't the case. The Bronze Age Collapse is a great example of great civilizations failing and ushering in a dark age. Of course someone like Bob would believe this graph because he has a hard-on attacking Christianity, but this thing is complete and utter shit.
 
I may go into "mad at the Internet" territory here, but fuck it. This graph goes beyond fedora tipping, it goes straight into outright historical ignorance or outright lies. It frames the big dip as being the Christian Dark Age while ignoring the fact that it was the Western Empire that collapsed into oblivion. As many have already stated here, it was the efforts of those in the Church that contributed massively to saving the old texts during that time, this having a hand in making the Renaissance.

The other, bigger issue here is proclaiming that progress will always be made. That isn't the case. The Bronze Age Collapse is a great example of great civilizations failing and ushering in a dark age. Of course someone like Bob would believe this graph because he has a hard-on attacking Christianity, but this thing is complete and utter shit.
Hell, the founding father of our understanding of genetics was a monk with a hardon for peas. Bob's a fucking dunce. Always has been, always will be.
 
Some called "Ninja", a game streamer or something, and "white privilege":
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Getting pissy at "it's not celebrities jobs to raise you kids" really shows a lot about Bloberts childhood.

Plopped his chubby ass down in front of the tv and handed him a bag of Doritos and that was the extent of Blobbys parents interactions with him.
Christ how horrifying.
 
Grammatically, the first two are good. They just don't make much sense since they're literally translated. The last one is also grammatically terrible. Google translated, most likely, but the first one in particular is too complex to come out of Google Translate. I think he had help there.
Why is he even posting in German? He thinks it makes him look smart, innit.
I'm not a philosopher nor a scholar of 19th-century German so I'm open to being corrected here but...

Based on my reading of a shitty Penguin Classics translation of Beyond Good and Evil, the gist is that if you're an "enlightened" atheist and think you're superior to those dumb Christians while clinging to "muh justice," you've just replaced one god with another, you clever little moron.

Herr Nietzsche also calls out all manner of 19th-century social justice movements in his journal entries that make up Will to Power.

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On the first stage one demands justice from those in power. On the second, one speaks of "freedom" -- that is, one wants to get away from those in power. On the third, one speaks of "equal rights" -- that is, as long as one has not yet gained superiority one wants to prevent one's competitors from growing in power.

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Funny how you brought up Ancient Greece, because when a greek commited a gave crime in the polis, there were two options: exile for life or you were given a cup of hemlock you ahd to drink. You remember Plato and how he died? He was given to choose between fucking off from Athens for the rest of his life or death, and he still chose death.
That was Socrates, not Plato. Indeed Plato, who had relatives in high places, did everything to help his mentor. The charge could have easily been laughed away, but Socrates had a death wish and chose hemlock.

Bobs 'thinkers' world would have to go over the poor and destitute, feed them well; try and educate them better, and then if they become part of the middle class through hard work, offer them incentives to have children.
In a sense Bobby advocates the grotesque version of this: wrest the children of MAGA ghouls from their Christofascist parents, have the State (or just some tranny commune) be their guardian, and brainwash them for progressive ideology.

Yeah, as I said, it's grammatically correct, just doesn't make sense because it's literally translated.
To be fair a lot of Bobby's English tweets don't make sense either, especially when he tries to "own" people.

Amazon grew fat among covid while workers suffer. Bobby must have delivered what he considers a sick burn:
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Gamestop stock fiasco:
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More importantly, AMC's stock has gone up today, can't tell if Bob will be happy to hear about that though
He is not:
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I don't think you can "destroy" a stock that way, but I'm not Properly Evolved.

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Does she serve Lynn, Boston? Because there is a special-needs 40-year-old child who needs a tutor.

But this other woman, she must be eliminated!
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The history of Gozilla in 10 tweets.
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Addendum:
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Kirsten Stewart as Princess Di.
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Opioid Crisis movie starring Gary Oldman:
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Peter Coffin criticizes casual pick-up. Bobby thinks it is "slut shaming":
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His Angel thinks it is Biden's administration's priority to flush out QAnon:
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And you can bet Bobby's blood pressure is shooting up:
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Oh, Chris's Facebook ban expired and he post a nice picture outside his home:
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