Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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People who hit rock bottom may never actually be aware of it. Bob should have known he did when Ellis shot him down. That should have been a moment of reflection because he won't listen to other Lefties who are repulsed by him but losing the (imagined) affection of the Nostalgia Chick in a public manner really did seem to get to him. He did announce that he was stepping back from the matter after all. However, it only seemed to make him even worse as if his conclusion was that he needed to crank his unique brand of verbal malice up to 12 and tear the knob right off.
The thing about Bob is that he always forgets the first rule of holes: when at the bottom, stop digging. Bob can never truly hit rock bottom, because he will always pull out a shovel and start digging.
He's no Aragorn. Hell, he's not even Gimli. Does James Gunn even acknowledge Bob's existence (like even with retweets)? (I'm going out on a limb and saying no).

"You have my sword"? More like "You have my Mountain Dew/Sriracha Abomination Chicken"
Hey now. Gimli was an excellent fighter. Every member of the Fellowship was an excellent fighter.
Bob is more like Ted Sandyman: a sour hobbit who took part in Saruman's destruction of the Shire and gleefully helped Saruman subjugate the other hobbits. No ambitions, willing to follow orders, and thinking anything that an "elite" does is good.
 
So what is he trying to say here? Is he insinuating that kids are killing themselves because their parents are abusive and they're forced to be around their abusers constantly, or is he actually implying that the parents are actually killing their children and covering it up as a suicide? Either way, Jesus fucking Christ Bob, you're a goddamn asshole.

As has been discussed many times over in the Wu Flu megathread, kids are having a brutal time this past year. It turns out that when you prevent kids from seeing their friends, throw their daily routine out of whack with no sign of when they'll be allowed to get back to normal (or worse, torture them by giving them normalcy for a brief period only to tear it away again), force them into mediocre online learning "solutions," ban their clubs from meeting and sports from playing, and constantly throw doomerisms in their faces about the deadly pandemic...yeah, no shit kids are breaking down mentally, who'd have fucking thunk? You don't need abusive parents to want to kill yourself when everything you ever loved has been forcibly ripped from your hands, leaving you feeling utterly powerless and hopeless. But these sorts of things won't be discussed by society at large until years down the road, if ever, because talking about them now would distract from The Narrative™ that the coof is sooper cereal you guise. These poor kids are being thrown under the bus by the uncaring elites. If CPS wants to investigate someone, they should be looking at the people that are theoretically in charge of this lunacy.

As always, of course, Bob gives the dumbest take possible to a serious problem. Never fucking change, you bloated waste of oxygen.
At least the reclusive introverted gamers will be ok. (They will, won't they? But then that's not great if the only thing that survives the pandemic is a bunch of spergy antisocial shut-ins)
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Kids kill themselves during school closure? No way!
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Bobby enjoyed being far from bullies, so should every kid!

Cow Crossover. The guy replying to Bob is this guy here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/antho...an-bapst-the-unknown-autobot-themagus772.309/ A failed Chris-Chan troll and wannabe reviewer who got fired for looking at gay furry porn at Wendys. These are the kind of guys who follow Bob.

Domestic terrorists! That THAT!
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Bob: "Our problem has always been angry entitled white men"

Also Bob: "Everyone needs to wear a mask and get the vaccine NOW! I HAVE to see Black Widow and Godzilla on the big screen the way I want to see it! You worthless idiots have no empathy for anyone but yourself! I will laugh when Queen AOC rips your children out of your arms before ordering her robot army to gun down every ONE OF YOU USELESS FUCKS! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WILL PAY!

Lots and lots of AOC. The whore's whoring got the whole wokosphere listening.
Because Bobby thinks Ted Cruz et al are "silly TV villains", he assumes AOC thinks likewise and thus sincerely believes that they try to kill her.
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Sorry Bobby, your princess was in another castle!
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You can't criticize AOC unless you watch her on video-game channels.
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I can just taste the desperate thirst Bob is radiating through my screen. As much as he goes on and on about how the guys who stormed the Capital being Domestic Terrorists and they need to be hunted down like dogs, you just know he is so envious of that one guy who stole AOCs shoes. Bobby would sell his entire basement full of Amibos just to get one sniff of them.

Bobby dreads the thought that the first woman American President might be a Republican.
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Every time someone says we need a female President/leader ask them what they think of [Insert Conservative Politician Here]. Laugh inside when they start explaining why they wouldn't be a good choice for President.

Did you ever imagine what if Goebbels had invented the Ninja Turtles?
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>Is a big futuretech nerd
>Wants the future society to look like a cheesy 40s/50s/60s pulp magazine cover or Tomorrow-land and rely on outdated technology because it looks cool

Peter Coffin. I hate to speak favorably of Coffin but compare how he owns Bobby -- succinct, funny, to the point -- and Bobby's clumsy repartee.
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I'm not mad! You're mad! Cries into his sixth Big Mac of the night.

Today I will explain to you why I am the best choice to work the deep fryer at Burger King.
 
Cow Crossover. The guy replying to Bob is this guy here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/antho...an-bapst-the-unknown-autobot-themagus772.309/ A failed Chris-Chan troll and wannabe reviewer who got fired for looking at gay furry porn at Wendys. These are the kind of guys who follow Bob.
You mean @wizard_snark is the Unknown Autobot? Jesus I never expect that! This fucker has been Bobby's orbiter for ages!

Bob is more like Ted Sandyman: a sour hobbit who took part in Saruman's destruction of the Shire
Ahem. Superior Futurization of the Shire.
 
The 200th episode is so good because it's willing to make fun of itself. Arguably the best episode in all of science fiction.

Not to mention all the other parodies in that episode. Particularly the Farscape one, made even better by two of the actors that were on Farscape being on SG1 at the time as well.
If Stargate was the canadian Star Trek, Farscape was the australian.
And Lexx was the german/british/canadian one. On LSD.

Man, I need to take a break from this thread. Bobert is getting hard to stomach again.
 
So what is he trying to say here? Is he insinuating that kids are killing themselves because their parents are abusive and they're forced to be around their abusers constantly, or is he actually implying that the parents are actually killing their children and covering it up as a suicide? Either way, Jesus fucking Christ Bob, you're a goddamn asshole.

Months ago Bob was hand wringing over all the mysterious deaths and disappearances that he thinks are gonna come to light once quarantine ends.

It's just another example of him actively wanting to view his fellow citizens in the worst possible light.
 
The problem with Elitist leadership comes from their utter detachment from regular people. People don't actually mind real tyranny if their government allows for economic freedom (Singapore), but our current Neocon/neoliberal leadership have absolutely no regard for what regular people actually need plus they do think they're so much smarter than the rest of us. It's true of Silicon Valley elites all the way down to dispossessed intellectuals like Sam Harris; they're noblemen and think less of serfs just because. I can't put Diabeto as the bottom rung of noblemen because he isn't one and never will be.
If memory serves me rightly Bob has stanned for Singapore before.
The problem with this, even if it's right, is that most people far up (in both spectrums, because detached retards are in all colors and sizes) will constantly parrot that the masses don't know what's good for them, they are too shortsighted and too selfish to think about what's better for society or the country and focus too much on small issues.
That's Kino Robrecht for you.
But people are worried about if they will have a job next year, if they will be able to put food on the table and if they will have a roof over their heads, things that are a concern to absolutely everyone and are a symptom of something greater since they are not getting properly and timely adressed.
Yeah. Troons make up about 0.1% of the population. Poor people make up a far larger amount than that.
Why, then, do politicians who claim to support the poor care far more about troons than bread?
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MovieBob thinks the left is being manipulated by the right. All while lusting after an attractive woman.
Socialists simping for hedge funds to own the cons is not what I expected to see today.
You have a better chance at getting something good out of a populist movement than an elitist movement just because as a member of the masses the chances are better you'll get something out of it than a smaller group of elites. Take free college for example, if college becomes free to all it would most likely suck and drive down the value of college degrees even further, resulting in lowered wages and increased competition. At the same time free college could help a poor person get a good paying job if they study the right material and meet the right people. You could also take the money you would have originally invested in your kids college education, assuming you weren't getting completely assfucked by taxes, and buy a home in a good school district or put your kids in a private school, giving them a better educational foundation. Better chance overall you'll get something good out of a movement that's fighting for more people than a movement that's fighting for a few people.
Yeah. The thing with populism is it doesn't come with a ”no mayo ghouls” disclaimer, and that's why Bob opposes genuinely populist things like universal healthcare - white people from Alabama might get to use them, and Bob couldn't tolerate them being given human rights.
Bobby was blocked by another "colleague":
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Kids kill themselves during school closure? No way!
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Bobby enjoyed being far from bullies, so should every kid!

Domestic terrorists! That THAT!
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Bobby on War On Terror, the security state, and the "neutralization" of "spiritual sickness":
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Lots and lots of AOC. The whore's whoring got the whole wokosphere listening.
Because Bobby thinks Ted Cruz et al are "silly TV villains", he assumes AOC thinks likewise and thus sincerely believes that they try to kill her.
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Sorry Bobby, your princess was in another castle!
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You can't criticize AOC unless you watch her on video-game channels.
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Bobby retweets another of The Squad:
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Bobby dreads the thought that the first woman American President might be a Republican.
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Respect women!
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Respect women!
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Somebody is taking Marxist Cultural Critique 101.
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Did you ever imagine what if Goebbels had invented the Ninja Turtles?
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MCU:
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But recall how Bobby called Orson Welles a "manchild" for his appearance in a Transformer cartoon.

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Cut that out. Gunn does not remember you and won't get you a job.

Peter Coffin. I hate to speak favorably of Coffin but compare how he owns Bobby -- succinct, funny, to the point -- and Bobby's clumsy repartee.
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Thirst:
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Good luck.
1) an atheist like Bob should know about Ockham's razor given that :neckbeard: s love using it as a cheap anti-religious argument. Ockham's razor says that the simplest explanation should be assumed to be true unless proven otherwise (I can explain why that's not a good anti-religious argument but here isn't the place). Which is simpler:
• parents suddenly bullying their kids and making them an hero in ways that never happened before covid, or
• covid making people depressed (which we can actually prove) and those people an hero'ing themselves?
2) ”the CIA extrajudicially killing people if those people have opinions I disagree with” is a er... spicy take.
3) Blob called Bin Laden a fundamentalist. Blob has also called the Roman Catholic Church fundamentalist. Is he implying that the Pope should ”suffer... painfully” and that Catholics should be ”weeded out”? If so, he makes Jack Chick look like a Knight of Columbus.
4) ”right wing domestic terrorism is... our greatest threat”
Here's a fun question. Did ”right-wing domestic terrorists”, which Robert uses to describe anyone from conservatives who own a scary black fully-automated AR-15 (the AR stands for assault rifle, friendo) to actual white supremacists, crash two aeroplanes into the World Trade Centre and crash one into the Pentagon?
5) at the risk of sounding like Donald ”send her back” Trump:
Ilhan, you do realise that this isn't Somalia and we don't have fights, whether with guns or otherwise, on the House floor, right?
6) what a great feminist ally Bob is.
7) if you get owned by a they/them you fucked up.
I know Bob gets a boner thinking about the military sweeping middle America and throwing every man, woman, and child into a burning pit but there are people discussing wanting the feds to use counter-insurgency/military tactics on their own civilian population. Its fucking batshit insane. Of course Bob thinks if you suck all the right lefty cocks, and lick all the right Dem boots that they will never ever turn on you.
Bob is a temporarily embarassed member of the 36th Waffen-SS Grenadier Division.
At least he’s not doing that stupid and pretentious thumbs up that both Chipman’s seem to do.
And which reminds me of Borat.
that one guy who stole AOCs shoes.
The polite term is ”Ben Shapiro”.
 
Domestic terrorists! That THAT!
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Bobby on War On Terror, the security state, and the "neutralization" of "spiritual sickness":
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Ernest Hemingway: "Write about what you know and write truly and tell them all where they can place it..."

Robert Chipman: "Blast off about things you have never even glimpsed in the most public way possible. The more divorced from reality your take is, the better. The smartest men deal only in meaningless abstraction."
 
I don't care about the craft beer. I personally enjoy a good beer myself. But the constant selfies with easy to acquire fairly uninteresting beer is so weird.

Much more concerning are those chintzy purple headphones and the untold amount of grease marks on them. My god, wipe down your shit occasionally people.
 
I don't care about the craft beer. I personally enjoy a good beer myself. But the constant selfies with easy to acquire fairly uninteresting beer is so weird.

Much more concerning are those chintzy purple headphones and the untold amount of grease marks on them. My god, wipe down your shit occasionally people.
It's just an easy joke to make since so many craft beer drinkers are left leaning beardos that all have the same aesthetic: balding, bearded, often bespectacled, with an untoned, schlubby figure and pale complexion. Usually stuffed into a "geek culture" t shirt and jorts.
 
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Every time someone says we need a female President/leader ask them what they think of [Insert Conservative Politician Here]. Laugh inside when they start explaining why they wouldn't be a good choice for President.
If a Female was elected president on a republican ticket they would go all out tying themselves in knots trying to explain why she doesn't count. Just like the lefties do here trying to explain why Maggie and Theresa don't really count as female prime ministers because reasons (then you point out Labour's track record of electing female leaders and watch them really go into mental gymnastics mode).
 
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