Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lol, simp.
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Let's scratch all this stuff about unity because we all know that ”unity” really means ”conformity”.

Instead, let's remember that Joe Biden claims to be a Catholic. He has supported pro-abortion positions throughout his career. If he is truly Catholic, then he should bear in mind what paragraphs 2270-2275 of the Catechism say about abortion and shouldn't just reach out to pro-life Americans, but should work with them. However, we all know that he will continue dismantling the scant protections afforded to the unborn.

On that note, I'll leave paragraph 2272 of the Catechism here with my own emphasis.
”Formal cooperation¹ in an abortion constitutes a grave offense². The Church attaches the canonical penalty of excommunication to this crime against human life. "A person who procures a completed abortion incurs excommunication latae sententiae...by the very commission of the offense," and subject to the conditions provided by Canon Law. The Church does not thereby intend to restrict the scope of mercy. Rather, she makes clear the gravity of the crime committed, the irreparable harm done to the innocent who is put to death, as well as to the parents and the whole of society.”

¹ for non-Catholics, formal cooperation is where you cooperate in an evil act with the intention of allowing that evil act to happen. By signing pro-abortion bills, Biden cooperates in the evil of abortion with the intention of allowing more abortions to happen. He is therefore formally cooperating in evil, which is always illicit.
² if a sin is committed, where the object of that sin is grave matter and where that sin is committed with full knowledge and deliberate consent, the sinner is in a state of mortal sin (Catechism of the Catholic Church, paragraph 1857)

 

[Chilson]

Lol, simp.
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Of course bob has to project his own fantasy about "wielding power" as he simps. Bob is truly a disgusting goblin.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Of course bob has to project his own fantasy about "wielding power" as he simps. Bob is truly a disgusting goblin.

Bob sees the glowies spy on leftists, his nominal allies, and instead of thinking ”that's a bad thing”, thinks ”we should have that power”.

What he doesn't realise is that if they do get that power Blob, a useful idiot from Bahstan, is very unlikely to get near it.

 

[TowinKarz]

Oddly enough, the coalfields of central Appalachia are one of the few places in the United States where Pepsi is consistently more popular than Coke.

The places where Mountain Dew is extremely popular would be West Virginia, Eastern Kentucky, Southwestern Virginia, Northeast Tennessee, the "High Country" of western North Carolina, and parts of western Pennsylvania and the easternmost fringes of Ohio.

The 90's "rebranding" of Dew into an "attitude" energy drink for skateboarders and gamers was an attempt to distance itself from it's "hillbilly" past where it was seen as the drink of NASCAR fans and lazy, low-intellegence Rednecks. They kept the name, but, started emphasizing just "Dew" as a way to kind of disassociate itself from the fact "Mountain Dew" is slang for corn liquor, aka Moonshine.

Which is interesting as that was originally seen as a "less Rednecky" name when Dew hit the market in 1965, becuase at the time, it's main competitor in the "citrus soda" market was, get this, something called Kickapoo Joy Juice, and no, I'm not making that up... it was unashamedly pro-Redneck in it's promotion, the name coming from an actual moonshine brew that appeared in the Lil' Abner comic strip.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Joe Biden's not going to reach out to pro-life people. He's not going to reach out to anyone. Biden's role is to force through as many unpalatable things by EO as he can before he gorks out completely. In the greater realm of federal politics, there's going to be no bipartisanship or reconciliation. Not a single prominent federal Dem has so much as given lip service to listening to or addressing the concerns of tens of millions of voters. What I can't figure is whether the openness of this hostility is deliberate, as a morale-breaking technique, or whether it's elitist out-of-touchism, or whether they're just too incompetent to hide their naked contempt. Probably all three.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Kickapoo Joy Juice

That sounds like a stripper name.

Biden's role is to force through as many unpalatable things by EO as he can before he gorks out completely.

Yeah. The second Biden outlives his usefulness he'll ”resign”, Kamala will be enthroned, and the faecal matter will very quickly come into contact with the air recirculation device as it becomes apparent that the left of the party are not too fond of the idea that they'd have to take orders from a neoliberal who supported prison labour.

 

[Shield Breaker]

His attempt to latch on to Five Nights at Freddy's with that McDonald's tweet really shows how incompetent and out of touch he is with games. Then again, this is the maroon who failed to beat Super Mario World or whatever and just sucked at Mario in general.

How the fuck could he not beat Super Mario World? I did when I was seven.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

How the fuck could he not beat Super Mario World? I did when I was seven.

If memory serves me rightly he did, and wrote an autistic book about it.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

If memory serves me rightly he did, and wrote an autistic book about it.

No, that's Super Mario Bros. 3 on the NES which he sperged about on a book, as if someone would bother.
I'm not sure how familiar he is on consoles past the 8-bit era. I think he had a GBA, and of course the SMB3 port for it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

No, that's Super Mario Bros. 3 on the NES which he sperged about on a book, as if someone would bother.
I'm not sure how familiar he is on consoles past the 8-bit era. I think he had a GBA, and of course the SMB3 port for it.

Thanks. I've got the various things involving one of Bob's many sexual desires mixed up.

(on a vaguely relevant note, I got bored and decided to wonder why Bob simps for the people he simps for. In my opinion, it comes down to either:
• he sees a woman or ”woman” in distress and thinks she'll be desperate enough to fuck him, or
• he sees some part of himself in that woman.
We've seen a lot of the first type of simping when it comes to people like ”Ellie” Lockhart and Zoe Quinn - Lockhart is a troon so obviously he's likely to be desperate for sex, and Quinn, despite her protests, is well known as a town bicycle. As for the second part, I can best explain this by pointing to AOC.
For Blob, being born into a working-class background is evil unless you have the right political opinions. AOC was born into a working-class family and has, in Blob's mind, the right political opinions. Blob also enjoys pretending to be a working-class Bahstan man that made good - make of this what you will. If you look at his fetish for Hillary Clinton, this is also reflected there - Hillary, like Blob, made some incredibly elitist remarks (”basket of deplorables”, anyone) and is a woke neoliberal who, quite rightly, is hated by the left, the right and generally anyone with a spine, similarly to how leftists and rightists on this thread both dunk on Cineplex Robert.

I know full well that in some people's minds I'm massively overanalysing Blob and that, for those people, he's a thirsty guy who thinks he can score with the hot ex-bartender or the danger-haired games developer, but I genuinely think there's some actual reasoning behind why he does what he does, and believe me when I say that it's fucked up.)

 

[BubbleButt]

At what point does Bobby's simping/stalking enter Ricardo Lopez territory?

Eight years ago.

 

[thismanlies]

Thanks. I've got the various things involving one of Bob's many sexual desires mixed up.

(on a vaguely relevant note, I got bored and decided to wonder why Bob simps for the people he simps for. In my opinion, it comes down to either:
• he sees a woman or ”woman” in distress and thinks she'll be desperate enough to fuck him, or
• he sees some part of himself in that woman.
We've seen a lot of the first type of simping when it comes to people like ”Ellie” Lockhart and Zoe Quinn - Lockhart is a troon so obviously he's likely to be desperate for sex, and Quinn, despite her protests, is well known as a town bicycle. As for the second part, I can best explain this by pointing to AOC.
For Blob, being born into a working-class background is evil unless you have the right political opinions. AOC was born into a working-class family and has, in Blob's mind, the right political opinions. Blob also enjoys pretending to be a working-class Bahstan man that made good - make of this what you will. If you look at his fetish for Hillary Clinton, this is also reflected there - Hillary, like Blob, made some incredibly elitist remarks (”basket of deplorables”, anyone) and is a woke neoliberal who, quite rightly, is hated by the left, the right and generally anyone with a spine, similarly to how leftists and rightists on this thread both dunk on Cineplex Robert.

I know full well that in some people's minds I'm massively overanalysing Blob and that, for those people, he's a thirsty guy who thinks he can score with the hot ex-bartender or the danger-haired games developer, but I genuinely think there's some actual reasoning behind why he does what he does, and believe me when I say that it's fucked up.)

Lemme simplify that down for you. Bob believes that if he simps hard enough for a woman, she'll magically appear in his basement with a Princess Peach costume.

 

[Tronathon242]

How the fuck could he not beat Super Mario World? I did when I was seven.

This is the same guy who once insisted that gamers didn't call themselves "gamers" but rather "players." He's not a Sarkeesian level poseur, but he's not as connected to gaming as one might think at first glance.

At what point does Bobby's simping/stalking enter Ricardo Lopez territory?

He has too many crushes to pull something like that. Lopez only had eyes for Bjork.

Also, if Psaki happened to be working for the last administration, he'd have mocked her relentlessly and compared to a barnyard animal in severely degrading language. The fact that he can only find someone attractive if they have a (D) at the end of their name is truly stunning.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Look, making fun of Bob is so easy and calling him out on being pathetic about Mario is also great. But I think this is a bit misleading.

Bob did manage to beat those games in the same year he got them, that's not the problem. Even his book project wasn't him coming back for one last attempt after so much failure, it was him actually returning to a game he had beaten many times as a kid and which he had fond memories of. That's not the problem.

One thing I want to add to this: He didn't beat the game. In the book he admitted he needed assistance to get through it multiple times. It wasn't until Super Mario World 2, which came out when he was 15, that he could beat one of these games on his own and that's just because he was so autistic he expected to see the story of Mario and Luigi being spirited away to Brooklyn where they could grow up in the same canon as the cartoons. And it broke his brain when the game said they grew up in the Mushroom Kingdom instead.

The other thing is he limited his scope to one game, which only had 5 hours of content, and filled the rest of the 200 page book (including title pages) out with his autobiography. If he'd done all of the Mario games from his childhood, and maybe one page on his personal feelings about each game, it probably would have been fine. Hell, most of the lulz come from the autobiography shit he needed to include to pad out the book.

 

[A Random]

One thing I want to add to this: He didn't beat the game. In the book he admitted he needed assistance to get through it multiple times. It wasn't until Super Mario World 2, which came out when he was 15, that he could beat one of these games on his own and that's just because he was so autistic he expected to see the story of Mario and Luigi being spirited away to Brooklyn where they could grow up in the same canon as the cartoons. And it broke his brain when the game said they grew up in the Mushroom Kingdom instead.

The other thing is he limited his scope to one game, which only had 5 hours of content, and filled the rest of the 200 page book (including title pages) out with his autobiography. If he'd done all of the Mario games from his childhood, and maybe one page on his personal feelings about each game, it probably would have been fine. Hell, most of the lulz come from the autobiography shit he needed to include to pad out the book.

He still spent half of his autobiography talking about said games to try and prove how Mario had changed the landscape, and only managed to prove to us that he's a fat retard.

 

[instythot]

One thing I want to add to this: He didn't beat the game. In the book he admitted he needed assistance to get through it multiple times. It wasn't until Super Mario World 2, which came out when he was 15, that he could beat one of these games on his own and that's just because he was so autistic he expected to see the story of Mario and Luigi being spirited away to Brooklyn where they could grow up in the same canon as the cartoons. And it broke his brain when the game said they grew up in the Mushroom Kingdom instead.

The other thing is he limited his scope to one game, which only had 5 hours of content, and filled the rest of the 200 page book (including title pages) out with his autobiography. If he'd done all of the Mario games from his childhood, and maybe one page on his personal feelings about each game, it probably would have been fine. Hell, most of the lulz come from the autobiography shit he needed to include to pad out the book.

If he's done some research or interviews into the making of the game instead of just describing playing it poorly and hiding from his family, it could theoretically have filled the video game version niche of the 33 1/3 series. Bob would have still written it, but you get what I mean

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Wasn't that the Ustasha?

L8, but yes, that was the Ustaše. A group that did things that disgusted even the SS. In part this was because, as a *friend* once told me, the Croatians said to the Germans:

"You Germans are too fancy with your machine guns and your gallows. Here, we do things simply and cheaply. Axes, chains, and clubs take longer but are more satisfying."

Back on point with the Movieblob, regardless of Ustaše or Nazi, it remains clear why he continues to use the eugenic rhetoric that inspired these disgusting excuses of humanity. He has never seen true cruelty or violence. If Blobbo ended up within eyesight of an Ustaše operation he'd squeal like the fucking pig he is and avert his gaze. That's what really pisses me the fuck off about people like movieblob. The cowards willing to use this language and vitriol are always the fucking faggots that would never have the guts to see, never mind take accountability for, the horrendous shit Eugenics-related rhetoric can wreak upon humanity.

Imma go drink off my tophats, thanks.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

I don't give a shit about new content to laugh at. I want this bloated, bloaviating faggot to permanently lose his Twitter someday. THAT would be funny.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't give a shit about new content to laugh at. I want this bloated, bloaviating faggot to permanently lose his Twitter someday. THAT would be funny.

I want him to lose his blue checkmark. His entire identity is wrapped around "I'm somebody important; you can tell because of my blue checkmark." Losing that would be a devastating blow to his pride.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I want him to lose his blue checkmark. His entire identity is wrapped around "I'm somebody important; you can tell because of my blue checkmark." Losing that would be a devastating blow to his pride.

It might be a bit but I would love to see Twitter itself become entirely irrelevant and forgotten by the public at large. That would be the ultimate blow for Bob, to see the thing he built his life around go the way of Myspace.