Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Kingfisher9000 said:
Blob: lol Sony totally knew Venom was gonna bomb!
Also Blob: I mean, it didn’t actually bomb at all, but I bet the test audiences in China thought it was super gay!

The only dunk Bob ever succeeds at is dunking his foot directly into his mouth.
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If anything, they got their audience right if the internet has shown me anything
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
Austria-Hungary only fought on the Eastern and Italian fronts if I recall my history correctly, and I believe that the United States sent its troops to the Western front so I too doubt that American and Austro-Hungarian forces had ever engaged each other. (But please do correct me if I'm wrong.) Bob would only be correct insofar as that Austria-Hungary was the junior partner of Imperial Germany in the Central Powers, so yes, America technically Austria in the most roundabout way. Also, he might want to tone down that pride because America was a latecomer in the First World War as the other Entente powers did the bulk of the dying. Don't get me wrong, Germany could have conceivably eked out a win had America not thrown its industrial strength and manpower at them in 1918 as the war had completely exhausted the UK and France.
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Germany also thoroughly underestimated the time it would take for American forces to actually deploy in-theater to Europe, erroneously assuming we would be as slow as the Russians but also with an ocean to cross.
In WWI America was more or less the time-crunch factor of "Win the war by X date or you're fucked".
Jetpack Himmler said:
Odin Almighty, Bob is the living embodiment of the ignorant "ugly American" stereotype. Both literally and figuratively.
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The irony is that Blobert thinks he is one of the few enlightened scholars trapped in America with the rest of the ignorant deathfats.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
Sony advertised a movie differently depending on the country, clearly they had no faith in it.
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I wish I could be as incompetent at my job as Bob is and not get fired. I could spend all day flinging my own shit at the walls and get paid.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Germany also thoroughly underestimated the time it would take for American forces to actually deploy in-theater to Europe, erroneously assuming we would be as slow as the Russians but also with an ocean to cross.
In WWI America was more or less the time-crunch factor of "Win the war by X date or you're fucked".
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The USA in WWI; like the moon in Majora's Mask, but instead of the moon it's a bunch of illiterate 19-year-old corn farmers with Model 1897 Winchester war crime sticks.
 
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Tronathon242 said:
To get back to the topic at hand: Bobert shows himself to be a complete uncultured swine yet again. There are benefits to traveling the world and one of the biggest is opening your eyes to appreciate other nations. Austria has a proud legacy and a list of accomplishments and notable people (insert Hitler joke here) as long as your arm. He'll probably claim he's joking again, but dismissing the traditional dress and national pride of a fraternity that may well be older than America itself by proclaiming "but we haz muh Comic-Con" is insufferably low even for him. Then again, Comic-Con probably is the biggest cultural experience he'll ever have. It was probably more like his own pilgrimage to Mecca where he could celebrate the festival of consoomption.
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These kind of posts from Bob infuriate me a lot, but once it subsides it just leaves me with a terrible pity for him. Because we know that he will never appreciate long held cultural traditions. He sees people behaving with discipline and honoring their nation and culture and the only thing he can thing is "Heh, what a bunch of old fashioned subhumans that don't consoom comics and pop culture. How great i am". I mean, how much you wanna bet that he sees Civil War reenactors as filthy ignorant hillbillies rather than people that take time and effort to appreciate a very important part of American history?

I could go on about how a lot of people in Europe still holds their traditions, festivities and traditional clothing in a high regard, specially in the countryside and historical towns, but i don't want to sperg so much i bore you to death.
Marshal Mannerheim said:
That said, Germany was being blockaded in a way that was definitely problematic for the average German.
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When the Germans had to start making bread with potatoes (which was a terrible move since the lack of Vitamins in the bread fucked up a lot of children) you can consider the situation terribly dired for pretty much everyone. But even with the war over, the germans resented the french to an enormous degree for several years.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Notice how he starts his argument.
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It's startling pathetic to dunk on someone comparing the order and discipline of an Austrian fraternity to the drunken debauchery of an American fraternity (yes it is a fraternity you can see the men on top of the roof looking down on the thots just like God intended) with
"Yeah we have Comic-Con too, dude."
An appropriate comeback would've been to point out that Based Austria constructed a strawman using pictures of Ohio State Fun fact! In my many years and my many travels I have never encountered a place with such, I don't even know what to call it, a Pavlov's dog reaction. If you ever find yourself near people from Ohio or if you just wanna figure out if someone is from there, muster up your courage and yell out "O-H" and be amazed when they shout back, WITHOUT HESITATION, "I-O". It is weird and creepy and never fails to work. It must be something they put in their water to cope with their sport teams always loosing celebrating yet another Thursday and that's an unfair comparison. You can tell it's supposed to be a dunk because he follows it up with "We also won that war." which is asinine because "we" didn't win "that" war with Austria. Fucking retard.
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Maybe it's the Britfag in me talking with our love of royal bollocks and general pageantry, but those Austrian blokes are looking slick as hell.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
Sony advertised a movie differently depending on the country, clearly they had no faith in it.
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Yeah. Advertising a film differently based upon the country it's airing in surely shows that a studio has no faith in their product. It's not like Disney or "Muh Mawvel" has ever deliberately altered promotional material for the Chinese mar-
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Yeah. Advertising a film differently based upon the country it's airing in surely shows that a studio has no faith in their product. It's not like Disney or "Muh Mawvel" has ever deliberately altered promotional material for the Chinese mar-
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Wtf are the Chinese racist against Wookies too?
 
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