Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr Snek]

And given the direction they went with Captain Marvel, I am rather concerned for the future. Granted, Bob isn't worried at all. In anything, he is drooling over that Ms. Marvel actress like the hungry creep he is.

A vast majority of people I know who watched the MCU only did it because they grew up with it and wanted to see how it ended, and most of people I've spoken to about it since Endgame agreed that they hated that movie. I could easily see the MCUs viewership dropping by a massive chunk now, even if cinemas recover after covid which I doubt.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The only time Bob's brain cells seem to function (Stolen from the TDS thread)

Original Tweet (someone managed to make a more unhinged take than Bob for once)

 

[Troonologist PhD]

The only time Bob's brain cells seem to function (Stolen from the TDS thread)

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Original Tweet (someone managed to make a more unhinged take than Bob for once)

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Oh shit another part of the end times prophecy has been fulfilled.

 

[Jack Awful]

The only time Bob's brain cells seem to function (Stolen from the TDS thread)

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Original Tweet (someone managed to make a more unhinged take than Bob for once)

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Sometimes takes are so bad that even moviebob realizes it's awful.

Unfortunately, 25,000 people agreed with Brooklyn Dad.

 

[The Valeyard]

A vast majority of people I know who watched the MCU only did it because they grew up with it and wanted to see how it ended, and most of people I've spoken to about it since Endgame agreed that they hated that movie. I could easily see the MCUs viewership dropping by a massive chunk now, even if cinemas recover after covid which I doubt.

It's about to become the M-She-U with FemThor, lesbian Captain Marvel, Ironheart, She-Hulk etc. which will lead to it failing like Ghostbusters 2016 and Birds of Prey.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

2) Superhero Fatigue is definitely real and the formula will eventually go stale. WW 1984 will mark the moment of capeshit's decline, if not its nadir. References are not going to carry it along because you're going to run into the same problem of continuity that the comics suffer from and its going to be difficult for normies to pay attention or keep caring. One of these new releases is going to bomb fucking hard and that will be the merciful end of it. Look, the MCU did something commendable and ambitious. It mostly succeeded. But the next big thing will arrive, assuming the Little Red Virus doesn't completely destroy Hollywood.

I concur.

As a big superhero fan myself, the whole genre is getting stale. I mean, I can think of a few superhero franchises that have been milked to death aside from DC and Marvel.

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

2. Ben 10

3. Teen Titans

The whole superhero thing was fun but it’s starting to get old.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Wtf are the Chinese racist against Wookies too?

To be fair, China would probably have herded them all into concentration camps for not knowing how to say ”Long live Xi Jingping”.

Prussian militarism and the stab in the back myth were an awful combination.

That they were.

The problem was that they didn't think Germany could be fairly defeated, so when Germany got defeated they started searching for someone to blame.

Billy-Bob's not Marxist at all; he loves corporations and shills hard for them. He's a globo-homo Fascist with an Objectivist bent who deludes himself into thinking he's a liberal.

He also only flexes his patriotism because he wants to soak up that glory second hand. That's just how sad Bob is. His god is Mario, and Disney is is prophet.

Wasn't he a full-on Objectivist?

Bobby's dreamland doesn't like niggers (except maybe Will Smith).

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Bobby didn't tweet much yesterday; most of his tweets are capeshit related.

Dan Crenshaw wants to attack celebrities and pop culture! This will not stand!
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The amount of subtext these leftist conspiracy tards read from one line will make Derrida blush.

Ben Shaprio:
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Peter Coffin offends Bobby again by spoofing AOC's trauma-whoring:
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Vaccine:
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WandaVision:
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MCU:
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Synder Cut Joker:
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More comic book movies:
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Bobby encourages another thot, aged 16, to "ditch her dogshit family".
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Simping by negging a girl. Our Robert is such a PUA:
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Simp:
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Ugh.

1) Chris continues virtue signalling.
2) is Noah Berlatsky implying celebrities are working class? That's a Blob-tier take.
3) I enjoy making fun of Ben Shapiro for his height, his wayoftalkingreallyfast and his alleged obsession with a certain politician who we'll get to shortly, but Blob has no business making fun of him.
4) Blob, thirst posting for AOC when she's talking about her trauma is low, even for you.
5) > her mother voted for Pmurt so she's inherently evil
Can someone tell Blob that America doesn't have songbun?
6) keep it in your pants, for the love of all that's holy.

The only time Bob's brain cells seem to function (Stolen from the TDS thread)

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Original Tweet (someone managed to make a more unhinged take than Bob for once)

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5 people died on January 6th. 2000 died at 9/11. I'm sure 2000 is bigger than 5 unless the person who wrote that tweet graduated from the Diane Abbott School of Mathematics.

 

[Tronathon242]

To be fair, China would probably have herded them all into concentration camps for not knowing how to say ”Long live Xi Jingping”.

That they were.

The problem was that they didn't think Germany could be fairly defeated, so when Germany got defeated they started searching for someone to blame.

Wasn't he a full-on Objectivist?

1) Chris continues virtue signalling.
2) is Noah Berlatsky implying celebrities are working class? That's a Blob-tier take.
3) I enjoy making fun of Ben Shapiro for his height, his wayoftalkingreallyfast and his alleged obsession with a certain politician who we'll get to shortly, but Blob has no business making fun of him.
4) Blob, thirst posting for AOC when she's talking about her trauma is low, even for you.
5) > her mother voted for Pmurt so she's inherently evil
Can someone tell Blob that America doesn't have songbun?
6) keep it in your pants, for the love of all that's holy.

5 people died on January 6th. 2000 died at 9/11. I'm sure 2000 is bigger than 5 unless the person who wrote that tweet graduated from the Diane Abbott School of Mathematics.

Any random school shooting is worse than 1/6/21. Bobert at least has the good sense to know what a dumb take that is.

As an aside, is it true that Jeremy Corbyn fucked Diane Abbott way back when?

 

[Adamska]

The only time Bob's brain cells seem to function (Stolen from the TDS thread)

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Original Tweet (someone managed to make a more unhinged take than Bob for once)

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When the retarded manchild who fails at movies and games tells you that you're insane, you probably need to do a flip. Brooklyn-Dad is about one drug trip away from channeling his inner mufti and jihad'ing anyone he suspects of being right wing in the slightest.

Seriously, the man who doubled down on cuties and gassing the normals knows this take is dumb. Holy shit.

 

[Meriasek]

That was less than two weeks ago. Jesus Christ, get your life together and improve your station. Maybe instead he can be the chained freak in his brother's palatial "$750k seaside manse" in Lynn, the fuckin ambulatory tub of shit and adipose.

Four years, actually. But no doubt nothing changed for him.

 

[Koby_Fish]

And given the direction they went with Captain Marvel, I am rather concerned for the future. Granted, Bob isn't worried at all. In anything, he is drooling over that Ms. Marvel actress like the hungry creep he is.

I wonder if Bob thinks he has a chance with any given lesbun because some lesbun way back when let him be her beard?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Marvel movies are what Marvel has left because no one's been buying their comics enough to hit best seller lists. 2020's top selling graphic novel category was from a single company, and that company is Viz Media. Shueisha's raking the yen in hand over fist.

Not to bring the Comicsgate drama here, but Ya Boi Zach's channel has many, many Marvel comics that he reviews. All of them follow the same formula, and all of them suck.

 

[SolidZone 26]

I wonder how long until Bob becomes a troon?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Not to bring the Comicsgate drama here, but Ya Boi Zach's channel has many, many Marvel comics that he reviews. All of them follow the same formula, and all of them suck.

Zach's comic reviews were always the writing on the wall for the whole comicsgate spergery, at least for me. A lot of that shit got really autistic and really retarded around the edges, but it's hard to argue with videos outlining, week by week, which books are steaming molten turds, how and why, and which people are responsible for squeezing them out.

 

[Flexo]

I honestly believe he had a "Coming to Damascus" moment where he gazed, probably blankly, at the monorail that took him to EPCOT as a really stupid and prone to tantrum child. Because that's the best part; about 80% of his retard ramblings came from a speculative future ride that used to run at the place.

The remaining 20% came from him watching a random Star Trek movie and then doing some googling to pretend he actually has watched anything else but parodies of ToS.

To Bob, his future and idea of heaven is shitty elevator ads and a ride from the late 1980s.

Actually I'm not sure we've ever confirmed that he's been to disney world.

 

[The Valeyard]

How would Bob react if this is the version of She-Hulk that comes to the MCU?



Here is how she looked through the late 80’s and early 90’s.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

How would Bob react if this is the version of She-Hulk that comes to the MCU?

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Here is how she looked through the late 80’s and early 90’s.

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He react however his troon overlords told him too.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

How would Bob react if this is the version of She-Hulk that comes to the MCU?

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Here is how she looked through the late 80’s and early 90’s.

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Don't know which one is worst.
Bland, photoshopped background manly She-Hulk. Or garish, anatomically horrendous 90's hardass She-Hulk.

Comics art sucks.
Bandes-dessinées on the other hand...

 

[Tronathon242]

Actually I'm not sure we've ever confirmed that he's been to disney world.

Yeah, good point. Just how well traveled is Bob? Has ever been to Florida? How many times has he even been outside of Massachusetts? He's been out of the US only once it seems.

How would Bob react if this is the version of She-Hulk that comes to the MCU?

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Here is how she looked through the late 80’s and early 90’s.

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He would outwardly proclaim how amazing and progressive it is while secretly moaning that a more fappable version didn't show up. He does genuinely believe in a progressive platform, but desires are desires and Bob certainty isn't good at hiding how he's just one step above a flasher.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Yeah, good point. Just how well traveled is Bob? Has ever been to Florida? How many times has he even been outside of Massachusetts? He's been out of the US only once it seems.

It’s hard enough for him to leave his subterranean lair let alone travel internationally. He’s talked wistfully about visiting the new Nintendo World at Universal Studios in Osaka, but I’m convinced it’s just another thing for him to be miserable and angry about.

If he didn’t have his tard rage, he could use it as light at the end of the tunnel for the pandemic. But I think he prefers to be angry and I’m sure he will never go even when the pandemic is a distant memory. I mean hell, he was hospitalised for “exhaustion” just travelling domestically for a convention. Japan from Massachusetts isn’t exactly down the road, it’s a long time to be off Twitter for him too unless they have recently introduced wifi for trans pacific flights.