Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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A 24-pack of PBR is $16-17 dollars
The food i get it if you have Bob's cooking prowess and you don't want to end in an early grave. But that money for a 24 pack of beer is a fucking ripoff. Even good quality beer is 3 eurodollars per 6 pack where i live. The saddest thing is that he probably downs all that beer by himself in a day, which makes me think already a french goose has a healthier liver than him.

At least he should be happy he's not downing wine, because then his diabetis would kick him in the balls.
 
A 24-pack of PBR is $16-17 dollars, and a (literal) giant alcoholic could easily drink that in a day.
Here in Bongland you can buy cheap cider for about £2 per litre. Being a dude of all teenages I tend to enjoy cider, and I could definitely imagine Blob drinking a whole bottle of cider in one go.
 
Here in Bongland you can buy cheap cider for about £2 per litre. Being a dude of all teenages I tend to enjoy cider, and I could definitely imagine Blob drinking a whole bottle of cider in one go.
Damn, a gentleman of taste. I also like cider and here a bottle of the most expensive cider is 5 eurodollars, but the cheapest one can be bought for barely 1 euro (Spain, where booze is cheaper than water).

But tbh, i think Bob wouldn't be downing wine or cider, at least not the good kind. We already see that he's the kind of white trash that would probably mix red wine with coca cola. The craft beer is probably a symbol of status for him as much as it is for Chris, even if it's not good for any of them, not in their health nor their wallets.

I also wonder what kind of "average sized meals" Bob gets from uber-eats. Because if he gobbles McDonalds every day his wallet is probably not that hurt from the ordeal.
 
The food i get it if you have Bob's cooking prowess and you don't want to end in an early grave. But that money for a 24 pack of beer is a fucking ripoff. Even good quality beer is 3 eurodollars per 6 pack where i live. The saddest thing is that he probably downs all that beer by himself in a day, which makes me think already a french goose has a healthier liver than him.

At least he should be happy he's not downing wine, because then his diabetis would kick him in the balls.
Between the booze, lack of exercise, and fat, his heart's probably not doing great, either
 
I also wonder what kind of "average sized meals" Bob gets from uber-eats. Because if he gobbles McDonalds every day his wallet is probably not that hurt from the ordeal.
Nah that shit gets expensive, just checking Grub Hub for my local Mcdonalds a single combo meal is at 20 bucks with the taxes and delivery fee, do that 3 times a day you are looking at a minumum food bill of sixty bucks.
 
Nah that shit gets expensive, just checking Grub Hub for my local Mcdonalds a single combo meal is at 20 bucks with the taxes and delivery fee, do that 3 times a day you are looking at a minumum food bill of sixty bucks.

jesus fuck thats horrible. at sixty dollars some poor fucking grubhub driver should be feeding it to me while i'm in the tub

also, i'm bored and wanna math this out.

60 bucks a day for three value meals. If you do this every meal, and limit yourself to three, that's fucking 20k in a year. minimum wage near me is near 9 bucks, so I rounded to 9.65. and its just about the same income as outcome, if you catch the drift. i mean, minus taxes, you'd actually end up in debt by like 3-4k livin the dream of big macs erryday

imagine working 40 hour weeks, every week, just so you can eat at the arches like some kind of white-trash baron

he's at what, 4k a month? about 50k a year.

fucking 40% of his income goes to making poorer people than him bring him shitty cold fries and burgers so subpar that you can make better on accident

jesus christ what a disgusting fat fuck
 
jesus fuck thats horrible. at sixty dollars some poor fucking grubhub driver should be feeding it to me while i'm in the tub

also, i'm bored and wanna math this out.

60 bucks a day for three value meals. If you do this every meal, and limit yourself to three, that's fucking 20k in a year. minimum wage near me is near 9 bucks, so I rounded to 9.65. and its just about the same income as outcome, if you catch the drift. i mean, minus taxes, you'd actually end up in debt by like 3-4k livin the dream of big macs erryday

imagine working 40 hour weeks, every week, just so you can eat at the arches like some kind of white-trash baron

he's at what, 4k a month? about 50k a year.

fucking 40% of his income goes to making poorer people than him bring him shitty cold fries and burgers so subpar that you can make better on accident

jesus christ what a disgusting fat fuck
So remember when he said The Movie Bob Challenge is an "Average Sized meal" tm?

That would cost me 46 Dollars (WITHOUT TIPPING THE DRIVER tm), so presuming Bobby actually eats that much the math is much fucking worse.
 
I honestly don't understand how people justify having fast food delivered. You are easily paying more in the fee than the actual meal (Unless you are ordering for a decent sized group or a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person). It is a horrendous waste of money. Just drive to the store, or plan ahead and buy a frozen meal at the grocery store.
 
You're forgetting that Bob lives in BAHSTAHN, a very expensive part of the country. Bob could live like a king for $4000 a month if he moved out to the MidWest. He could get a luxury apartment for the 1200 a month that he's probably spending on his flooded basement hovel in Lynn, MA. He could also live fairly close to centers of culture and University towns and even have the benefit of being a big fish in a small pond. He might even be a big enough deal to get laid. If Chris Chipman is smart, he'll take the $700,000 he hopes to get from remodeling and selling the family homestead and move out to MayoGhoul land where that type of money could net him a mansion with low property tax. As far as food goes, most midsize midwestern towns aren't horribly congested and have a nice selection of national and local cuisine. If he's willing to drive instead of delivery, he'll find his McDonalds costing him less than 10 bucks a meal, and most high-end restaurants costing less than 30 dollars a meal plus tip (minus copious amounts of booze, which he shouldn't be drinking anyway.)

But no. Bob is stupid, so he'll go on living in an expensive craphole filled with people who feel superior to everyone else in the country because they vote D.
 
But no. Bob is stupid, so he'll go on living in an expensive craphole filled with people who feel superior to everyone else in the country because they vote D.
Even then, there are plenty of cities in Mayo Ghoulland that vote Democrat.

Minnesota is a great example. The countryside shows up bright red, whereas the cities... I'll just say that Minneapolis produced both George Floyd and Ilhan Omar and leave it at that.
 
I honestly don't understand how people justify having fast food delivered. You are easily paying more in the fee than the actual meal (Unless you are ordering for a decent sized group or a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person). It is a horrendous waste of money. Just drive to the store, or plan ahead and buy a frozen meal at the grocery store.
Because Bob is a diabetic lardass, he's too scared of the coof to leave his shithole dwelling, thus he 'has to' have all of his food delivered. Again, if he'd taken the coof as a warning call about the unsustainability of his lifestyle and started dieting and exercising when it had first started, he'd be able to go out and could have saved thousands of dollars on deliveries by now. He'd feel better and think better too. His content might even have improved, increasing his income. But no, he'd rather be fat and mad and wait on the false god of Almighty Government to save him from his self-inflicted problems.
 
Wouldnt it be easier for them to use MalcomX then? I mean, he was more about "Kill whitey!!" during his younger days
The white liberal is the worst enemy to America, and the worst enemy to the black man. Let me explain what I mean by the white liberal. In America there is no such thing as Democrat or Republican anymore. In America you have liberals and conservatives. The only people living in the past who think in terms of I’m a Democrat or Republican, is the American Negro. He’s the one that runs around bragging about party affiliation. He’s the one that sticks to the Democrat or sticks to the Republican. But white people are divided into two groups, liberals and conservative. The Democrats who are conservative, vote with the Republicans who are conservative. The Democrats who are liberal vote with the Republicans that are liberal. The white liberal aren’t white people who are for independence, who are moral and ethical in their thinking. They are just a faction of white people that are jockeying for power. The same as the white conservative is a faction of white people that are jockeying for power. They are fighting each other for power and prestige, and the one that is the football in the game is the Negro, 20 million black people. A political football, a political pawn, an economic football, and economic pawn. A social football, a social pawn. The liberal elements of whites are those who have perfected the art of selling themselves to the Negro as a friend of the Negro. Getting sympathy of the Negro, getting the allegiance of the Negro, and getting the mind of the Negro. Then the Negro sides with the white liberal, and the white liberal use the Negro against the white conservative. So that anything that the Negro does is never for his own good, never for his own advancement, never for his own progress, he’s only a pawn in the hands of the white liberal. The worst enemy that the Negro have is this white man that runs around here drooling at the mouth professing to love Negros, and calling himself a liberal, and it is following these white liberals that has perpetuated problems that Negros have. If the Negro wasn’t taken, tricked, or deceived by the white liberal then Negros would get together and solve our own problems. I only cite these things to show you that in America the history of the white liberal has been nothing but a series of trickery designed to make Negros think that the white liberal was going to solve our problems. Our problems will never be solved by the white man. The only way that our problem will be solved is when the black man wakes up, clean himself up, stand on his own feet and stop begging the white man, and take immediate steps to do for ourselves the things that we have been waiting on the white man to do for us. Once we do for self then we will be able to solve our own problems’ "The white conservatives aren't friends of the Negro either, but they at least don't try to hide it. They are like wolves; they show their teeth in a snarl that keeps the Negro always aware of where he stands with them. But the white liberals are foxes, who also show their teeth to the Negro but pretend that they are smiling. The white liberals are more dangerous than the conservatives; they lure the Negro, and as the Negro runs from the growling wolf, he flees into the open jaws of the "smiling" fox. One is the wolf, the other is a fox. No matter what, they’ll both eat you.
 
The white liberal is the worst enemy to America, and the worst enemy to the black man. Let me explain what I mean by the white liberal. In America there is no such thing as Democrat or Republican anymore. In America you have liberals and conservatives. The only people living in the past who think in terms of I’m a Democrat or Republican, is the American Negro. He’s the one that runs around bragging about party affiliation. He’s the one that sticks to the Democrat or sticks to the Republican. But white people are divided into two groups, liberals and conservative. The Democrats who are conservative, vote with the Republicans who are conservative. The Democrats who are liberal vote with the Republicans that are liberal. The white liberal aren’t white people who are for independence, who are moral and ethical in their thinking. They are just a faction of white people that are jockeying for power. The same as the white conservative is a faction of white people that are jockeying for power. They are fighting each other for power and prestige, and the one that is the football in the game is the Negro, 20 million black people. A political football, a political pawn, an economic football, and economic pawn. A social football, a social pawn. The liberal elements of whites are those who have perfected the art of selling themselves to the Negro as a friend of the Negro. Getting sympathy of the Negro, getting the allegiance of the Negro, and getting the mind of the Negro. Then the Negro sides with the white liberal, and the white liberal use the Negro against the white conservative. So that anything that the Negro does is never for his own good, never for his own advancement, never for his own progress, he’s only a pawn in the hands of the white liberal. The worst enemy that the Negro have is this white man that runs around here drooling at the mouth professing to love Negros, and calling himself a liberal, and it is following these white liberals that has perpetuated problems that Negros have. If the Negro wasn’t taken, tricked, or deceived by the white liberal then Negros would get together and solve our own problems. I only cite these things to show you that in America the history of the white liberal has been nothing but a series of trickery designed to make Negros think that the white liberal was going to solve our problems. Our problems will never be solved by the white man. The only way that our problem will be solved is when the black man wakes up, clean himself up, stand on his own feet and stop begging the white man, and take immediate steps to do for ourselves the things that we have been waiting on the white man to do for us. Once we do for self then we will be able to solve our own problems’ "The white conservatives aren't friends of the Negro either, but they at least don't try to hide it. They are like wolves; they show their teeth in a snarl that keeps the Negro always aware of where he stands with them. But the white liberals are foxes, who also show their teeth to the Negro but pretend that they are smiling. The white liberals are more dangerous than the conservatives; they lure the Negro, and as the Negro runs from the growling wolf, he flees into the open jaws of the "smiling" fox. One is the wolf, the other is a fox. No matter what, they’ll both eat you.
I wonder why he got killed.
 
Because Bob is a diabetic lardass, he's too scared of the coof to leave his shithole dwelling, thus he 'has to' have all of his food delivered. Again, if he'd taken the coof as a warning call about the unsustainability of his lifestyle and started dieting and exercising when it had first started, he'd be able to go out and could have saved thousands of dollars on deliveries by now. He'd feel better and think better too. His content might even have improved, increasing his income. But no, he'd rather be fat and mad and wait on the false god of Almighty Government to save him from his self-inflicted problems.
This was another thing i would have brought up. His inevitable fear of the coof is probably why he's constantly getting his food delivered, which is worse for his wallet and for his health. He will actively say that he will not go out to buy groceries because he might die just because he's around people.

I'm no spring chicken, and i have gone outside every single day since quarentine started. I would say that If i can do it, so can Bob. But i have to remember that maybe after all this time, Bob has developed anxiety so that might put him on a tighter spot.

Also, if Bob is stupid enough to not understand the importance of agriculture and logistics, don't expect him to understand more complex subjects like property prices. But i guess he will never be able to let go of the city instead of going to live to hicktown because he thinks cities are centers of cultural importance and production.
 
Came across this on Instapundit, and I immediately thought of our boy Bob.
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