Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lasersuit Larry]

and he'll get drunk and start arguing with others at the bar over politics or video games or some woman he's simping for -- the argument will consist of Bob sidelining the argument when he's proven wrong; it'll end with people calling him a fat fuck. Not to be discouraged, he'll give the bar a one star review online and won't leave a tip.

If Blob ever grew a social streak, I could see him being the bane of bartenders in Applebee's, Chili's, and Hooters across MA. And not gonna lie, a saga of Bob spending months getting rejected by Sports Bar Suzy and all the other cougars at TGI Friday's sounds absolutely delicious.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

These big huge cgi blockbusters have been coming out consistently for years now. How can he still be so goddamn impressed with them?

I'm kind of imagining that it's the same as the Mario movie. He understands, on some level, that it's just a popcorn flick and nothing to really get excited about. But he's Moviebob, dammit, so he has to like it. So he forces himself to like cookie-cutter CGI movies.

I'm not saying this is true. But it would go a long way to explaining why he is the way he is.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

If Blob ever grew a social streak, I could see him being the bane of bartenders in Applebee's, Chili's, and Hooters across MA. And not gonna lie, a saga of Bob spending months getting rejected by Sports Bar Suzy and all the other cougars at TGI Friday's sounds absolutely delicious.

I remember Bob talking about how there should be a restaurant/bar chain for people with social difficulties, where the staff is specially trained to handle asocial losers. He talked about it as if it would be such a boon to autists and aspies. There was a certain wistfulness when he brought it up. Finally Bob would have a bar where the staff and patrons didn't ignore the fat creep.

 

[The tired cat]

Hm, wonder if fatso is seething that he cannot go to MarioLand, bar or cinema on his birthday.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I remember Bob talking about how there should be a restaurant/bar chain for people with social difficulties, where the staff is specially trained to handle asocial losers. He talked about it as if it would be such a boon to autists and aspies. There was a certain wistfulness when he brought it up. Finally Bob would have a bar where the staff and patrons didn't ignore the fat creep.

Reminds me of CWC's Dating 101. The similarities are honestly just so uncanny, Blob is a more functional and successful CWC in so many ways.

-Shell of a personality ruled by blind consoomerism.
-Dubious and extreme beliefs that shift instantly based on the words of people he worships, who or what is annoying him at that moment, and what he thinks would be cool.
-Laziness so intense that it damages his ability to be lazy in extremely predictable and avoidable ways.
-Instinctual hostility at anyone and anything that would dare let reality interrupt.
-A legitimately disgusting unironic misogynist, interest in troonism lurking beneath the surface.

He's very close and I could see a mounting series of defeats sending him to a very similar place.

 

[Garfgergin]

Let's be honest: even if Bob went to his favorite bar for his birthday, he'd still be ignored by staff and other patrons. He's a guy who'll weakly say to the bartender, "It's my birthday". The bartender doesn't care, if he knows Bob at all I'm sure he detests him for being a social buzzkill. He knows Bob as the fat asshole who plants himself on a stool and eats lots of greasy finger foods and drinks cheap beer all night, obsessively glued to his phone.

Let's be honest,

 

[RockVolnutt]

I am not going to completely dismiss Bob's fanwankery here, but that lady being Arcana is a bit of a stretch as the Squadron Supreme in Heroes Reborn will be the Hyperion/Power Princess/Nighthawk/Blur/Dr. Spectrum core. His speculation has some resonance as Arcana was the one of the few members of the Squadron to be married with children (the other being the Whizzer), however, the chances of him having read the 1985 Squadron Supreme maxi-series are nil. Plus, the themes would go right over his head as the series actually grappled with moral dilemmas regarding the Squadron (AKA the technocrats) seizing power and imposing utopia on the population.

Hell, I think Bob would argue that Behavior Modification would be a moral good, despite the Golden Archer (Green Arrow) using it to mind rape Lady Lark (Black Canary) into loving him

You could've pointed out he's just having another "I skimmed Wikipedia" moment when he described Onslaught and Heroes Reborn as "multiverse-fracturing" when there's legitimately nothing in that story that could be misread as that. Add it to the pile of him doing that on everything.

I'll never understand who that pretend expert shtick is aimed at. People who don't care about whatever you claim to know about will continue not to care and anybody who does would (hopefully) quickly notice you're making shit up as you go along.

 

[Niggerman]

I thought Bob would actually stay off Twitter...

you must be new to this thread

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

EDIT:
Added archive

A certain "cupcake" disrespects Ollie Thorn and even @ "her" channel's name:

Bob follows up with this zinger about declarative statements to a guy making fun of him for making declarative statements that he and Lindsay were close.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1363736416014991362

https://archive.vn/NKC3C

You'll notice that the tweeted pic is missing something. It's not twitter's weirdo image cropping. Bob did that. Thus he is the winner!

Spoiler: Full pic

I only wanted to include this because Jonny got it from what I guess is a subreddit about Vaush and I find that strangely funny.

and of course there are still Bob defenders in Jonnny's replies

Dis one is muh favorite

I hope I never get over that there are people, Bob included, who think that Bob was somehow the victim because of his creeping on some girl on the internet for LITERAL YEARS got to her enough to tell him to fuck off. BODERLINED GASLIT PEOPLE!!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'll never understand who that pretend expert shtick is aimed at. People who don't care about whatever you claim to know about will continue not to care and anybody who does would (hopefully) quickly notice you're making shit up as you go along.

He doesn't understand any of this because he doesn't understand other human beings perception of things. That's such a huge component of why Bob acts the way he does online. He posts things thinking they are going to be viewed with amazement by other people, but instead finds himself getting laughed because he instead looks like a retarded manchild.

 

[blablabla]

The fact that this retard wasn't cancelled after hot dog girl fiasco is proof that
A) He is smalltime and doesn't matter. Nobody cares about bobo retardo so nobody is going to waste time cancelling his inbred retard hick ass
B) Even if someone cared enough retardo has a small group of even bigger mongoloids than him who try to defend the small time little guy youtuber.

In conclusión: Bobbo you are nothing, nobody cares about your insights in the topics you flap your piehole and i hope you die

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

Considering Bob brings up Gamergate long after the movement pretty much died (even the maggots who ate the dead horse are gone) it's ironic that he says no one should bring up the "acting creepy to hot dog girl" incident.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

just by the way, Bob hasn't lived in his mother's basement (assuming Casa de Papa Chipman even had one) since like 2014. AFAIK Chris's hovel (in Lynn) doesn't even have a basement. The home Bob's living in (in Revere) belongs to an aunt (last check anyway according to property rolls) who clearly does not live there but owns the house for a means of rental income and rented out the top half to complete asshole strangers that Bob has nothing to do with (nor does he need to as he has a separate entrance) and who I'd guess is probably giving Bob a great deal on his rent.

So yeah, Bob's been only living on his own for like the last 7 years.

I don't even count that as 100% living on his own because he probably rents from an Aunt because his family fears what he'd do if a landlord heaven's forbid disagreed with him. Then he'll end up back at one of their places which I doubt they want so rent him a basement of a property one of them owns so he can be a big boy adult and forget about the fat troll until family gatherings.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

it gave him literally less than 10 minutes of self reflection before he went back to jacking off to troons the last few times that

I have to disagree with you there.

Blob privated his account for a week and would probably have kept it private if Twitter hadn't threatened his blue tick. Being BTFO did have some sort of affect on him.

and then if they're of the Left he'll No True Scotsman them up as "the dirtbag left" and insinuate they're actually horseshoeing into the alt-right (despite, I believe, Bob officially denying Horseshoe Theory, IIRC?) and dismiss them thus out-of-hand as irredeemable Zombie Mayonnaise Ghouls.

Blob's perspective on politics boils down to picking a woman he considers hot, and twisting statements she makes until she becomes a neoliberal in his eyes, at which point he'll simp for her. This is why mentioning Hillary or AOC in any tone other than worship is a cardinal sin in his eyes, which brings me onto my next point:

If Blob ever grew a social streak, I could see him being the bane of bartenders in Applebee's, Chili's, and Hooters across MA. And not gonna lie, a saga of Bob spending months getting rejected by Sports Bar Suzy and all the other cougars at TGI Friday's sounds absolutely delicious.

I was thinking about Blob during a Zoom lesson today and found myself wondering why he insists that bartenders are the TRUE and HONEST working class. Could it, perhaps, have something to do with a certain ex-bartender who Blob constantly retweets?

Hm, wonder if fatso is seething that he cannot go to MarioLand, bar or cinema on his birthday.

He's presumably blaming Pmurt as we speak.

I love how Blob screenshotted the other guy's tweet instead of quoting it, so that he wouldn't notice that the fat cunt from Boston was trying to insult him.

 

[Jack Awful]

I was thinking about Blob during a Zoom lesson today and found myself wondering why he insists that bartenders are the TRUE and HONEST working class.

Because he violently hates the white, Trump voting middle American working class, but is also a leftist, meaning his political belief system is based around the elevation of the working class. This means Bob has to invent a new working class that's more gay, brown, liberal, and urban centered.

 

[TowinKarz]

Because he violently hates the white, Trump voting middle American working class, but is also a leftist, meaning his political belief system is based around the elevation of the working class. This means Bob has to invent a new working class that's more gay, brown, liberal, and urban centered.

eh, he doesn't have to invent anything, just keep simping for the modern DNC machine politicans like AOC, they already developed the "script" for how to be compassionate and caring while also dumping on the "working class" - minorities are the real working class, whites are just faking it, or, if they really are living paycheck to paycheck, then it just proves how stupid they are that they couldn't even leverage their white privelage to get a better job!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I'll never understand who that pretend expert shtick is aimed at. People who don't care about whatever you claim to know about will continue not to care and anybody who does would (hopefully) quickly notice you're making shit up as you go along.

I doubt that it's aimed at anyone in particular. My personal theory is that Bob wants the public to treat him with reverence because he was reviewing capeshit a couple years before nerd culture has become mainstream. Like most "progressive" fans, it is all about outward appearances and putting on a learned persona hoping that postulating a theory regarding an obscure character will shock and awe the normies into believing that he knows what he is talking about. He wants the public to believe that he is the keeper of some arcane knowledge, when said knowledge is available to anyone with a smartphone.

I took the Arcana thing more personally than I should have because the 1985-86 Squadron Supreme maxi-series is one of my favorite reads and an under-appreciated gem that I consider a contemporary of Watchmen and The Dark Knight Returns. Given how Bob loves subversion and camp, I shudder to think at what he would want to see in an SS film or series set in the MCU, which his tweet indicates that he want to see a parody of the DCEU. To that I say: no, just no.

 

[Wormy]

An adult would enjoy movies like 12 ANGRY MEN or To Kill a Mockingbird, you know...

Hory shit, a genuine cinema r/gatekeeper AND MovieBlob stan in the wild. Don't get this everyday.

Hey cookiepuss, I enjoyed both those movies, and I also enjoyed a couple of Marvel movies. Now what?

 

[Book Thief]

Every time someone keeps talking to me about MOVIE BOB saying he is this super villain and today I went to his Twitter and it's just him talking about Movies, that Wanda Vision show (I don't like Marvel) and that he doesn't like Donald Trump, Guns, racism etc.

Look, he just reviews MOVIES and VIDEO GAMES, he is not that blalablabla you guys wrote about him being this super evil villain.

The guy regularly expresses genocidal fantasies for anyone who doesn't follow his personal worldview. It's one thing to say you dislike Donald Trump. It's another to say that everyone who voted for him is irredeemably evil, and the best course of action would be to strip them of all political influence and personal rights, and brand them as social pariahs who deserve violent retribution. The former is reasonable, the latter is insanity.

Bob is a lunatic. We're here to point and laugh at him. Simple as that.

 

[Florence]

Every time someone keeps talking to me about MOVIE BOB saying he is this super villain and today I went to his Twitter and it's just him talking about Movies, that Wanda Vision show (I don't like Marvel) and that he doesn't like Donald Trump, Guns, racism etc.

Look, he just reviews MOVIES and VIDEO GAMES, he is not that blalablabla you guys wrote about him being this super evil villain.

Nintendo is awesome too and his Mario fantasy I saw in this post it's okay, Mario is a bit of a portly guy, he could definitely play him in a LIVE-ACTION version of Super Mario Oddyssey in REALISTIC GRAPHICS.

I know a lot of people worse than him, way worse.

Let's be honest, Marvel movies are bad, it's always the same thing and it's all just people punching and kicking each other.

Oh, cunting hell.

Hory shit, a genuine cinema r/gatekeeper AND MovieBlob stan in the wild. Don't get this everyday.

Hey cookiepuss, I enjoyed both those movies, and I also enjoyed a couple of Marvel movies. Now what?

Unfortunately it’s just everyone’s favourite fat Brazilian underage autist and Pokemon obsessive, socking yet again. Having an actual Bob fan here would be interesting though.