Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Loath am I to defend the US healthcare system in most circumstances, but I can find literally nothing wrong with having room in the insurance market for the guy who just finished his probationary period at Dunkin Donuts and no room to throw at wastrels like the Chippas and whatever medical pit they eat their ways into.

I will gladly stomach my lifetime healthcare costs for the right to say I had even a microscopic hand in making the Chippas work for something, just this once.
 
It's interesting to see that the Escapist wasn't the only "employer" that had trouble getting Bob to fall in line. If your Boss is a religious nut who tells you not to insult a certain movie he wants to promote, then you either roll with it, or you leave his service. I like how Bob's reaction to the cable show boss' behavior was not "I shouldn't act exceptional about the things I'm passionate about lest I turn people off," but rather, "Conservatives shouldn't act exceptional about the things they're passionate about, but it's okay when I do it because I have the Right Opinions." Bob was given an object lesson of what happens when people stan for a religious/political opinion too much and it just flew right over his tall, fat head.
Exactly.

And shows how narcissistic Bob is. He literally has no theory of the mind that other people might think and feel differently.

Also notice in the scene how he says he was terrified and ultimately didn't even do anything. Mr "Boston - we fight" can't even argue back against someone. I'm willing to bet that like High School, the guy called Bob in and is like "Man, just be chill about this film, ok?" and the shock of someone disagreeing with him shattered Bob's safe space.

Bob can't handle an argument - much less a fight.
My favorite take-the-piss-out-of-superheroes movie is Mystery Men.
A classic.

Also don't forget.
 
I really, REALLY don't get Christians that think this way: "we're mad at Jews because they 'killed Jesus'", it's like REALLY? So, you'd just rather NOT have Jesus die for your sins and thus be lost forever? With logic like that, they might as well be mad at Italians forever, because the Romans "pulled the trigger".

There's also the madness of holding someone born two millennia later for a murder that happened when they weren't even a statistical probability for existing yet....

There's a difference between holding someone in contempt for being an actual Nazi, due to the repugnant nature of the philosophy, and trying to get them brought up on murder charges for any of the Holocaust victims, and then arguing that since the law won't allow it, it's okay to extra-judiciously kill them because they're "close enough" to the real perpetrators who got away with their crime: "they're wearing the same HAT!" . By that "logic", buying and wearing one of Ted Bundy's old suits means you can give me the electric chair since I'm wearing his clothes..... guilt never transcends the person who actually DID the crime, for ANY reason.

Same thing with Anti-Semetic hardcore Christians, "They worship the same God as 2,000-year-old-dead-murderers! Functionally identical! KILL EM!"

You don't have to like them, but holding that kind of grudge is why I can't take religions all that seriously when they don't give up on the days of persecuting nonbelievers , be it by killing them or just tying their shoelaces together and hoping they fall and break their neck, and just admit that God will sort it out in the end, worry about your own faith and leave it at that.
 
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There's so much viciousness and ignorance in that latest batch of Bob tweets that I'm starting to get dizzy. Banality of evil indeed.

It's the main reason I took a break from this site, and why I might take another one.

On the plus side, it occurred to me reading the latest foaming at the mouth lunacy that Bob's violent fantasies quite possibly mean he's impotent, so there's that. Diabetes, gross obesity, his obvious depression, and his generally poor physical condition would all do it. No wonder he cheers on Democratic bombing campaigns, be they in Syria or at CPAC.
 
I really, REALLY don't get Christians that think this way: "we're mad at Jews because they 'killed Jesus'", it's like REALLY? So, you'd just rather NOT have Jesus die for your sins and thus be lost forever? With logic like that, they might as well be mad at Italians forever, because the Romans "pulled the trigger".

How about individual sinners suffering for their own individual sins in order to teach personal responsibility?
 
Once again, @Positron, thank you for archiving this and allowing me to sit at home making fun of a virgin with rage's sperging.
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Two things are true here:
• the way healthcare in the US works is deeply unfair and, while I'm a bit sceptical of M4A, it seems a lot better than the current system you guys have.
• if you are on health insurance and you want to pay for medical care out of pocket because your insurance will only fund the generic drug and your wife wants the name brand, don't e-beg for a new kitchen while you do that.
You can see another spate of e-begging coming. He is using someone called Josh Ruben as the bait:
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Sold! Take my money you big pussy!
”multiple exclamation marks make you look like Jeb! are a sign of a diseased mind” - Terry Pratchett.
You did support eugenics though, unless saying shit like this:
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is somehow neither eugenicist nor elitist.
The thing is that all bigots have some form of justification for their actions, even if that justification is bullshit. The Nazis did not wake up one day and decide to gas the Jews; they did it as a result of thousands of years of anti-Semitism in Europe.

Also, ”the banality of evil” doesn't mean evil can't be interesting. It means that evil on the scale of genocide wasn't confined to fanatics or sociopaths but that ordinary people could commit unspeakably evil acts.
People can change their views, and the way Blob denies that people he considers evil can be redeemed is just a rebellion against his Catholic upbringing. Baptism cleanses you of sin; it therefore follows that Blob denies the concept of regeneration or redemption for sinners.
Given that CPAC supported moving Israel's capital to Jerusalem, barred a speaker for making remarks that could be defined as anti-Semitic and supported one of the most pro-Israel presidents in recent history, I doubt that they're Nazis.
Just going to leave this here.
America did not enter WW2 because it was filled with anti-fascist goodwill. It entered WW2 because Imperial Japan attacked US ships at Pearl Harbour.

The internet is literally free and this guy won't use it for good.
Is this guy seriously saying ”if Japan gave troons rights then hikikomori wouldn't exist”?
No. The reason legends about Troy came to dominate the West's perspective on Troy for so long is because there wasn't much actual history about the Trojan War. The same cannot be said about World War II.
That statue should, by rights, be shaped like a calf.
MCU creatures are our "folk heroes", and the Catholic Church was just the Disney of yore:
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If what he said is true, this is just a symptom of the spiritual poverty of our age, when the words of God is reduced to a "narrative", and pastoral guidance is seen as social control or, worse, hegemonic power.
This man's view on the Catholic Church (namely, that she invented doctrine to keep the peasants ignorant) is straight out of a Chick tract. I also find it funny that he believes capeshit and Christian doctrine are the same when, to put it frankly, nobody is going to call a crusade on Florida to allow pilgrims to visit Disney World.

As an aside, given that Blob's decided to express his hatred of Catholicism yet again, I think it's time for me to bring this quote out:
A certain waifu's Wikipedia article said:
Ocasio-Cortez is a Roman Catholic. She discussed her Catholic faith and its impact on her life and her campaign for criminal justice reform in an article she wrote for America, the magazine of the Jesuit order in the United States.
And from that article (which, interestingly enough, is worth a read; it's refreshing to see a Democrat politician advocate for some form of Christian doctrine even if she completely ignores Church teachings on every other issue)
AOC's op-ed said:
Innocence, in its mercy, partly excuses us from having to fully reckon with the spiritual gifts of forgiveness, grace and redemption at the heart of the Catechism: I believe in the forgiveness of sins.
Compare and contrast this with Movieblob:
KF's favourite virgin with rage said:
There are two types of people in the world: Thinkers and Believers. Thinkers build things. Believers break things.
Looks like Kino Roberto might have to eat crow or find someone else to obsess over.
 
Blockbuster seems to be the Chipman version of The Game Place. It was a place of interaction, of meaning, of being part of something--whether it was working the counter at Blockbuster or participating in a Pokemon league at The Game Place, it stuck as a place of relevance.
When can we expect their pilgrimage to the last Blockbuster?

I think his specific hatred of Scream revolves around the fact that his high school "bullies" liked it. Of course the references in the MCU are far, far more obscure so his Google based geekdom isn't as threatened by it.
I think it's that, plus it made self aware snark mainstream. One of the scene that people remember isn't any of the killings, it's the group of friends watching a horror movie while one guy lectures them about horror cliches, ending with another dude bro saying "I'll be right back!" to laughter as he goes to get more beer. I can imagine Bob and Chippa seeing themselves as those two guys and being pissed they were painted as jocks instead of nerds.

The other scene is the woman on the phone with the killer, complaining to the killer about how she hates it when the women in horror movies run up the stairs instead of out the front door. Like you said, before scream that was a cliche noticed by slasher movie fans, but now it was mainstream.

Remember, you didn't have the internet yet, so casual movie goers didn't know these things. Now that I type this, that might explain his hatred for Red Letter Media. They made his shtick of watching schlock and pointing out the logical problems mainstream.

Or maybe that's all bullshit. Bob hasn't mentioned The Last Action Hero, which did what Scream did, but for action movies.

For "young people" born after 1990, The Last Action Hero is an action movie where a young film geek goes to the cinema to watch the latest entry in a generic action movie franchise and ends up inside the movie. There's a lot of poking fun at cliches like the cop who has 3 days til retirement dying, and action hero one liners.
 
Oh shut up.

The point of the meme is that the Democrats are all too willing to say ”troon rights” and use, for want of a less-woke sounding term, POC as props, but won't actually help poor people by giving them free healthcare. I don't know whether the guy who made that meme believes that troonery is a bad thing - it would be pretty based if he did, but it's from a leftist so I doubt it. What I do know is that meme has nothing to do with troons being bad and everything to do with the Democrats being bad.
I think Bob's ultimate problem with it is that it doesn't hold your hand and explicitly state what you're supposed to think and feel because he's the epitome of consoomers and cannot think for himself, especially if it's pointing out something that should be more than fucking obvious now after a month of Biden laughing at everyone who supported him as he renigs on everything he said he would/wouldn't do. So glad we finally got rid of those kids in cages and set them up nice camps where we can concentrate them.

See Bob, the joke is that literally nothing changed when you voted out OrangeManBad, it actually got worse and you and your ilk are doing some impressive mental gymnastics to explain that really it's a good thing now.
 
Tell on your MAGA family just like the Red Guards did!
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I don't think describing Bobby's view as "Eugenicist" is diluting the term's meaning, the way that describing Trump as "Fascist" does.

Another spot-on take by Fox G. Green: transsexualism is a disease that came out of Consumerism. Bobby justifies transsexualism by "it harms no one but 'bigots' " and "you are evil if you don't agree with me" -- both are, of course, dead wrong,
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The discussion goes from transsexuals to every grievance under the sun: Christians, wypopo, mah jews, and what have you.
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Conservatives are literally Nazis! Just as Bobby told us long before!
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I spoke too soon: Conservatives aren't just Nazis; they are the serial killers who live next door:
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Fascism entitles us to bomb things:
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If Bobby lived during the FUN part of the 40s he couldn't have gotten his fairy small amount of food. What a moron.
The only thing worse than Bobby's political takes are his religious takes (seriously trying to compare consoomer pablum to millennia-old religions is the most fedora of takes).

Props to caffeine_clout for distilling Bob's political spergery down to its base element: it's virtue signaling of the highest order. Being a straight(?) white male, Bobby's at the absolute bottom of the progressive stack, so he's got to show how much of a good ally he is by violently lashing out against anyone or anything his betters tell him to. He'll throw all kinds of justifications to excuse his horrible behavior ("they're evil! they don't deserve sympathy!"), but in the end, it's all performative. I'm sure he at least believes what he says in some part, though I don't think his reasoning extends beyond "people I hate should be punished."

Furthermore, I always enjoy lefties' "we know how to deal with Nazis :smug:" bullshit. Setting aside the fact that a bunch of limp-wristed, noodle-armed, soyboy bugmen would crumple in any fight off of Twitter, it ignores what happens when you take retribution too far. The victors of WWI did that to Germany, and that led to the Nazis. The Allies did it to Germany again after WWII, and they tore the country apart for almost half a century, with the scars of Soviet influence still visible in the former East Germany. People who do bad things should be punished, sure, but you can't paint with such a broad brush without causing more harm than good. All that does is breed more hostility and more suffering.

It's funny that these people constantly complain about stereotypes against racial/sexual minorities and how harmful it is to marginalize a group of people, but they don't see the harm in doing the same to straight white men, conservatives, religious folk (really just Christians), and any other target of their ire. It's like, what the fuck do you think is gonna happen if you keep that up? They're not just gonna sit there and take it forever. Something's gotta give, and when it does, it usually isn't pretty.
 
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You can see another spate of e-begging coming. He is using someone called Josh Ruben as the bait:
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Sold! Take my money you big pussy!

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Tell on your MAGA family just like the Red Guards did!
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I don't think describing Bobby's view as "Eugenicist" is diluting the term's meaning, the way that describing Trump as "Fascist" does.

Another spot-on take by Fox G. Green: transsexualism is a disease that came out of Consumerism. Bobby justifies transsexualism by "it harms no one but 'bigots' " and "you are evil if you don't agree with me" -- both are, of course, dead wrong,
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The discussion goes from transsexuals to every grievance under the sun: Christians, wypopo, mah jews, and what have you.
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Conservatives are literally Nazis! Just as Bobby told us long before!
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I spoke too soon: Conservatives aren't just Nazis; they are the serial killers who live next door:
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Fascism entitles us to bomb things:
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If Bobby lived during the FUN part of the 40s he couldn't have gotten his fairy small amount of food. What a moron.

Body-shaped pillows and other ills of Glorious Nippon:
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MCU creatures are our "folk heroes", and the Catholic Church was just the Disney of yore:
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If what he said is true, this is just a symptom of the spiritual poverty of our age, when the words of God is reduced to a "narrative", and pastoral guidance is seen as social control or, worse, hegemonic power.

Bobby goes on. His argument is basically "your treasured ancient literature and folklore were just cheap entertainments like MCU" and "we construct history with arbitrary scraps". Anyone with a passing interest in anthropology is going to get mad at him. He also thinks that other modern people are as historically ignorant as he is:
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Marvel is real art:
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Lauren Fox's thread. I'm less familiar with Iowa Writer Workshop but it is well-known that CIA did support Abstract Expressionism -- yet being under the auspices of CIA doesn't mean Abstract Expressionism is necessarily "bad art" or "non art".

More on art. For a change Bobby is right about something -- and I don't mean "Jeff Koons is underrated":
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I presume this is about Wanda:
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"Video essayist"
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I have no idea which video he's talking about.

Long comic-book talk with Luke. Of course I don't follow at all but it seems Bobby has more sympathy towards Thanos "The Space Hitler" than the real-life "Nazis" he rages against every day:
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Channel Awesome / AVGN:
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Simp:
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What if she makes herself cry? Will she end up peppering her head with tiny snowflakes?

WTF simp:
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"A stage at a CPAC event vaguely resembles the shape of an obscure pagan rune that was one of many symbols appropriated by the Third Reich. I now expect you to apologize to me and acknowledge I was right when I said half the country were subhuman nazi scum and deserved to be gassed, their corpses raped and then ground into a fine mulch to find the cows that will be slaughtered to make my Big Macs."
 
Wait, doesn't something like Watchmen, The Boys (TV show anyway because fuck the comic and Garth Ennis), Kick-Ass 1-2, and the upcoming Robert Pattison Batman do all those things? Like they do take the piss on MCU's shit a lot.
I think the Pattinson Batman isn't concerned about fitting in with trends (though it looks to draw from Se7en the way Nolan drew from Heat) and hopefully like Joker the derivative nature doesn't get in the way of being an entertaining and compelling movie. After seeing The Lighthouse and Good Time I'm interested to see what Pattinson can do with the role.

I'm sure Bob will find a way to hate it.
 
"A stage at a CPAC event vaguely resembles the shape of an obscure pagan rune that was one of many symbols appropriated by the Third Reich. I now expect you to apologize to me and acknowledge I was right when I said half the country were subhuman nazi scum and deserved to be gassed, their corpses raped and then ground into a fine mulch to find the cows that will be slaughtered to make my Big Macs."
"Also, Trump supporters are all insane conspiracy theorists that believe in complete nonsense!"
 
"Also, Trump supporters are all insane conspiracy theorists that believe in complete nonsense!"
I was gonna give Blob some undeserved credit and say that the rune he was pointing at was also used by Manhunt as a stand-in for a swastika but I looked it up and it wasn't even the same fucking rune. Plus, you know Blob's never played anything as awesome as Manhunt before. Not enough gold coins, jumping on turtles or big titty asians.
 

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"A stage at a CPAC event vaguely resembles the shape of an obscure pagan rune that was one of many symbols appropriated by the Third Reich. I now expect you to apologize to me and acknowledge I was right when I said half the country were subhuman nazi scum and deserved to be gassed, their corpses raped and then ground into a fine mulch to find the cows that will be slaughtered to make my Big Macs."
I brought this up in the TDS thread, but isn't the whole point of a dogwhistle that it's a coded message to signal support without explicitly stating it? Seems to me that a dogwhistle that's apparently so patently obvious to the unintended audience pretty much defeats the purpose. It's almost like--and stay with me on this--it's entirely coincidental and these idiots are seeing things that aren't there.
 
I brought this up in the TDS thread, but isn't the whole point of a dogwhistle that it's a coded message to signal support without explicitly stating it? Seems to me that a dogwhistle that's apparently so patently obvious to the unintended audience pretty much defeats the purpose. It's almost like--and stay with me on this--it's entirely coincidental and these idiots are seeing things that aren't there.
So, it's a THEORY that there's a CONSPIRACY of Nazis using coded messages to contact each other?
 
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Bobby goes on. His argument is basically "your treasured ancient literature and folklore were just cheap entertainments like MCU" and "we construct history with arbitrary scraps". Anyone with a passing interest in anthropology is going to get mad at him. He also thinks that other modern people are as historically ignorant as he is:
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I don't I've ever wanted to pound my head into a concrete wall until it became bloody paste more than now.

1) Yes, let's not overdo the usage of words. It's not like the people who spout the word fascist at everything they think is "icky" or "gross" can't actually pinpoint when the movement was conceived or where it originated from or even why. You certainly haven't contributed to that, Bob.

2) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. He has the gall to call people hisorically illiterate and says shit like this? We know the names of nearly every pharaoh, troop movements at the Battle of Cannae, the very day when King Sejong introduced hangul, and a myriad of other things that occurred centuries ago. As that dude responding to him said, we know what happened at Troy. History is not that built on shreds of evidence, there's llts of it back up our assertions even if the full picture isn't known.

Now, the WWII part. To powerlevel, I'm studying it specifically for specialized degreeabout the very subject and have made it my life's work to study. I translated copied of documents from the imperial conferences in Tokyo and Hitler's speech announcing Barbarossa. I can see pictures of Corsairs and concentration camp victims in books in my home. To put a finer point on it, WWII is not the Trojan War. No one in 1,000 years is going to think Captain America fought in the war because all the mountain range of sources will not show a super soldier in colorful tights and a metal frisbee storming the hedgerows of Normandy. I simply detest how this fat fuck can call others illiterate in anything when, by his own past admission, he sucked at academic subjects. I'd rather someone who needs repeated Google searches to understand the significance of Coral Sea or Bagration to hold his tongue on calling others historically ignorant, but Twitter is a curse we must all live with.

I would posit that his attacks on old folktales and heroes is another one of his backhanded dismissals of national identity. He has said that he wants to move intona post-national world and these tales are very specific to their nations as a source of pride and culture. He's basically saying "Robin Hood, Gilgamesh, Hercules? So what? The Hulk and Iron Man are the same thing really." He wants it to be to the point where capeshit made by transnational corporations can cancel out these old traditional stories and errode one more bit of nationalism. It also partly explains why he has so much disdain for Zach Snyder's King Arthur project that's supposed to be more faithful.
 
Remind me, what did he say about thinkers and believers?
Thinkers - People like Him, who are calm, logical and science-driven in their every move, thus they are the future and practically living demigods.

Believers - Everyone else, These "people" are ignorant, dumb and accept no truths except what's in their heads and conforms to their biases and are therefore evil, backwards and destructive.

Funny thing, Bob's refusal to accept anything outside liberal/corporatist dogma means that by his own rules, he is a believer, who thinks he's a thinker, and will never notice the bitter, bitter, irony.


We know the names of nearly every pharaoh, troop movements at the Battle of Cannae, the very day when King Sejong introduced hangul, and a myriad of other things that occurred centuries ago. As that dude responding to him said, we know what happened at Troy. History is not that built on shreds of evidence, there's llts of it back up our assertions even if the full picture isn't known.

I forget who it was, but, someone on YouTube did an absolutely brutal deconstruction of the notion that "History is written by the victors" and how flawed it is as a philosophy because history, being built of facts we agree upon though several different scientific disciplines, cannot be "fooled" by trying to shape it before it's happened. No serious historian just takes the word of one primary source and goes home...

That is, the Nazis could hypothetically have won WWII, and claimed they never killed six million Jews, but, no matter what they did, at some point in the future, someone is going to dig up one of those mass graves, and then that would encourage them to look for and find more. Anthropologists would identify the ethnicities of the dead, ballistics experts would identify the kinds of weapons used to kill them, historians would find at least one surviving version of a Russian Anne Frank's diary, talking about being invaded and hiding from liquidation squads committing genocide, old landfills would be found and, curiously, every one of them, at the 1940-1944 level would be stuffed full of Russian artifacts, books, clothing, guns, pieces of art, and most of it was apparently still intact when thrown away, why would they do that?

All this would be tracked and graphed alongside known movements of the Wehrmacht and we would eventually piece together the fact the Nazi conquest was NOT a peaceful liberation of the Soviets from communism, no matter what the Nazis wanted us to think of them when they wrote their own story, which would also be used against them as what they didn't mention would stand out.

I.E. - In the official record, you admit to being in the Soviet Union in 1942, and your glorious victories therein. Coincidentally, every "great victory" you had coincides with where these mass graves were found to date to, they're full of ethnic non-Germans, contain civilian artifacts like coat buttons and shoes that aren't military-issue, indicating they weren't just combat casualties, they were all shot by German weapons, but, you don't mention them? At all? In fact, you deny such things exist in all your surviving archives? And your court records from that era say people went to jail for insisting they did? Hummmmmmmm. That's odd... it's almost like you're.... hiding something..... and this paper we uncovered that is alleged to be from a German university in the late 20th Century, entitled "The Need for Further Genocide, Repeating the Soviet Success Worldwide"? Yes, for a long time we thought it was a joke, or a fraud out to smear the German nation, but, it matches up with all this other evidence... maybe it's the truth after all?

You can't fool history because it goes in blind, with enough time lapsed between event and current day scholars that there isn't a vested interest in keeping an ideology afloat or a person's legacy intact, and that only grows stronger as time goes on. It will find the truth, or the closest thing to it from available evidence no matter what you, the victor today, want your legacy to be. You can hide the truth short-term, but you can't dictate it long term.

Which is why Bob and the SJWs are so keen on wresting control of all media, they think they can do it, bend history to their will by declaring themselves the victor, and they haven't even won yet....
 
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