Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

I have no idea Bob thinks utilization of force is the way to go 9/10 times historically it's a total shit show.

Because it makes his peepee hard to envision his enemies broken and defeated by the people he cowers behind or toadies up to.

Film Robert Esq. Attorney at Law:
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So I took a look again, and I'm legit struggling to figure out what the hell he's trying to say in this post. It's almost a word salad due to smoothbrain's abuse of parenthesis breaking up his tard logic into syntactical gibberish.

Something something defamation I guess? I think it's just him crying over people calling him the retard he is, and combining that with the fact he sees republicans as those band geeks that used to draw dicks on his Mario folders all throughout high school.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Because it makes his peepee hard to envision his enemies broken and defeated by the people he cowers behind or toadies up to.

Yeah I suppose he's never looked into what happens after all the 'bad guys' are dead.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

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Shouldn't we start by cutting off all aid to Africa?

 

[Positron]

Film Robert Esq. Attorney at Law:
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The use of disease names or categories are NOT regulated anywhere in the world, otherwise we'd all be guilty for calling each other "autistic".

Covid-related finger pointing: "...because most people are stupid...thinkers and believers"

"Wisdom rests in the heart of him who has understanding, but what is in the heart of fools is made known" -- Proverbs 14:33.

Bobby really, really hates antivaxers and he believes we should have nixed them decade ago -- but why didn't he complain until covid? Why didn't he say something about the resurgence of measles, for example?

I checked. Over the years he made ONE single tweet about measles -- and in it he merely cawed about measles coming back, and he seems to misattributed it to global warming.

Bobby defends trooning out children, no question asked, no adult consent needed.


Sensible people: Men have no place in women sports!
Bobby: Ha ha you got your political opinion from South Park!!!



Because a 40-yr-old virgin who subsist on McD is the authority on Nature and Love.

+ + + + +
Peter Coffin: woke is performative bullshit.
Bobby: Ha ha! you said "woke"!!


Owning some rando who tells him to calm down after his insane rant over the corny "grief is love persevering" line:


Bobby doesn't think MCU is military propaganda:


In case anyone still gives a capeshit:








Russian period drama:

 

[SITHRAK!]

Bob hates anyone who supports what he believes to be autocratic totalitarian governments.
Yet he fantasizes about being the absolute ruler of the US with unquestionable and unchecked power to decide who lives and who dies, based off an arbitrary set of rules he made up and can change at any time.
They tried that already in Russia, Bob. It wasn't pretty.

 

[Positron]

Something something bitcoin (whole long thread involving Chu-chu here)


More on that oh-so-impressive line from Wanda, and the nature of film criticism:


Simping Stinkface Larson:

 

[The Valeyard]

Simping Stinkface Larson:

What is the context? Is it just Movieblob furiously jacking off at the mental image of Valkyrie and Captain Marvel scissoring again?

 

[Positron]

What is the context? Is it just Movieblob furiously jacking off at the mental image of Valkyrie and Captain Marvel scissoring again?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Because it makes his peepee hard to envision his enemies broken and defeated by the people he cowers behind or toadies up to.

So I took a look again, and I'm legit struggling to figure out what the hell he's trying to say in this post. It's almost a word salad due to smoothbrain's abuse of parenthesis breaking up his tard logic into syntactical gibberish.

Something something defamation I guess? I think it's just him crying over people calling him the retard he is, and combining that with the fact he sees republicans as those band geeks that used to draw dicks on his Mario folders all throughout high school.

Bob's smooth brain is working overtime trying to parse out words that amount to "In the United States they could probably get away with doing that [book about homosexuality and mental disorder] the same as Tucker Carlson gets away with (alleged) lying every night by claiming some sort of crazy legal loophole." Such as the galaxy brained concept that hey, if they call it entertainment, they have an "out" if something turns out to be inaccurate. I mean, that was some insane 5D chess the Fox lawyers came up with when they pulled that off, and Film Bob is just mad he didn't think of something that cheap first.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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I wonder how Bobbert would feel about suggesting guvment should do the same in Dem cities/states where officials allowed BLM to burn everything to the ground because they were upset an amateur thug choked to death on his own overdose.

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Bob and Brie would make a good couple; they're both insufferable cunts who unironically use emojis to appear human.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I wonder how Bobbert would feel about suggesting guvment should do the same in Dem cities/states where officials allowed BLM to burn everything to the ground because they were upset an amateur thug choked to death on his own overdose.

I cannot speak for Bob, but as I recall many right-wing pundits were against it, for the same reason the rioters were arming up and the media was hoping for it: such use of force would make Trump look like a tyrant. If such a thing happened, Bob would produce a flood of salt for us to mine.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I cannot speak for Bob, but as I recall many right-wing pundits were against it, for the same reason the rioters were arming up and the media was hoping for it: such use of force would make Trump look like a tyrant. If such a thing happened, Bob would produce a flood of salt for us to mine.

Blobbo salt is the best salt, he tries so hard to hide it, but he's so incompetent it leaks everywhere.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I cannot speak for Bob, but as I recall many right-wing pundits were against it, for the same reason the rioters were arming up and the media was hoping for it: such use of force would make Trump look like a tyrant. If such a thing happened, Bob would produce a flood of salt for us to mine.

I'd be against it, too, mainly because the idiots who voted the Dems in should reap what they sowed, I just find it amusing how it's only fascism when the wrong people are usurping in Bob's eyes.

No way I'm digging back through his mountains of tweets to find last May, but I'm guessing he didn't say word one about the government of Minneapolis being unfit to lead, and he sure as shit didn't refer to the people burning down their own communtiy in protest as 'The Stupid'.

 

[MK-Ultra test experiment]

If he did, it's the only thing lately he'd be partially right on. LOTR was racist, but it was also written by an old Englishman during World War 2, so it's kinda expected as a product of it's time.

People exaggerate how racist Tolkien actually was. He supported what would be african studies at Oxford, explicitly modeled the dwarfs after jews, criticized the treatment of africans in South Africa, and the basic point of the fellowship was that a bunch of different races were putting their differences aside for a common goal, and that is without getting into his notes were he privately complained that he didn't found a good way to insert a "good orc" in the narrative. He was, however, a reactionary, but not in the sense of wanting to change the political clock to how it was 100 years ago, but rather in the sense of having a very romanticized, religious view of simple, bucolic countryside living over the urban, industrial modern world.

Blobbo salt is the best salt, he tries so hard to hide it, but he's so incompetent it leaks everywhere.

Bob salt is wonderful because of just how blatant it is that whatever caused the salt affected him on a personal level. He basically can't separate his own opinions on anything from his own self-image.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I think it's just him crying over people calling him the retard he is, and combining that with the fact he sees republicans as those band geeks that used to draw dicks on his Mario folders all throughout high school.

He's on record as saying that Republicans remind him of his school bullies.

Shouldn't we start by cutting off all aid to Africa?

Indeed. For all Blob's sperging about thinkers and believers, the last sodomy laws in America were struck down by Lawrence v. Texas in 2003, whereas gays can still be jailed for homosexual acts in the majority of Africa.

Covid-related finger pointing: "...because most people are stupid...thinkers and believers"

> faux-individualism

This from the guy who is on record as saying that socialism and conservatism were irrelevant and that neoliberalism was the only political ideology that existed.

Bobby really, really hates antivaxers and he believes we should have nixed them decade ago -- but why didn't he complain until covid? Why didn't he say something about the resurgence of measles, for example?

Suggesting that wrongthinkers shouldn't get government benefits is Orwellian even for Blob.

On the other hand, the way Blob says ”fuck believers” while simping for:
• two Catholics (Joe Biden and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)
• a Baptist (Kamala Harris)
• a non-denominational Christian (Ayanna Pressley)
• two Muslims (Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar)
will never stop being funny to me.

Bobby defends trooning out children, no question asked, no adult consent needed.

If a 10 year old can't consent to drinking a pint of beer, why can he consent to taking cross-sex hormones or puberty blockers?

The Catholic Church believes that homosexual acts are inherently unnatural and sinful. This is a belief I hold. I, along with my church, have probably done more good works in the past year than Movieblob.

That said, Objectivism and charity don't mix.

Class reductionism is not post-leftist or anti-leftist, it's been a feature of left-wing politics since the beginning.

”All history has been a history of class struggles... between exploited and exploiting, between dominated and dominating classes at various stages of development.” - Friedrich Engels
”The history of all previous societies has been a history of class struggle.” - Karl Marx

Russian period drama:

@The tired cat

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

 

[Vida]

Vintage Bob lusting after the lesbos.

 

[The tired cat]

@The tired cat

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

Oh wow, I barely remember this movie but funny thing Bob isnt wrong comparing it to 300, hell even some Russian reviewers did. Though, I think reason it got a positive buzz was because a movie before it called Viking (which had ten times the budget) sucked hard but I also recall this movie lots of critique for its acting snd script. Infact, only the visual and this "Medvil Russian atmosphere" is the only good thing thats ever mentioned.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

I wonder how Blobbert and his sycophants would react if you told him Wanda and Natasha are ardent capitalists? Because there’s no way two people growing up in Eastern Europe in the time period they did are anything but anti-communists. Wandavision even explicitly shows her living an a communist dystopia.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I wonder how Blobbert and his sycophants would react if you told him Wanda and Natasha are ardent capitalists? Because there’s no way two people growing up in Eastern Europe in the time period they did are anything but anti-communists. Wandavision even explicitly shows her living an a communist dystopia.

He's a neolib and hates socialists unless they happen to be well endowed.

Think about it - would Blob spend half the time he currently spends extolling certain Congresswomen's virtues on a male, very socialist, Puerto Rican ex-waiter called, to pick a completely random name with no connection to anyone real whatsoever, ”Alejandro Ocasio y Cortés”, and who primaried someone who had been described as Nancy Pelosi's successor, especially if that hypothetical Congressman had fucked over Blob's corporate waifu, Amazon, several times before?

 

[Wormy]

and that is without getting into his notes were he privately complained that he didn't found a good way to insert a "good orc" in the narrative.

Eh, it wasn't the orcs that lead me to that conclusion. It was that Middle Earth's only good humans happened to be white people and (oddly) pygmies (the Woses). All the blacks and asians (Hardrim, the men of Umbar, the Easterlings) were servants of evil.

But again, I don't hold that against Tolkien since, as I said, it was the product of an old Englishman in the early 20th. I'm fairly sure Blobert wouldn't care about that circumstance or context.