Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

‘Go do something that matters’

This is coming from the guy who reviews movies all day in his aunt’s house.

Whatever he means by "thing that matters", it doesn't include going to Gramma's funeral.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Bob hasn't read any Orwell book. Judging from the way he writes, I doubt he's read any books at all.

One of the few people who has written more books than he has read.

 

[ChampFantana]

It's not fair. So many people died from Covid due to being fat or having risk factors but Bob didn't, despite having the beetus, being hyper-obese and constantly about to have a stroke from being smug-mad 24/7.

Like - I know that lumpy nigga gums beer bottles like dicks and consume fast food on the daily without washing his hands, but the fact he didn't get put into an iron lung is the saddest part of this disease. Honestly, this year's 9/11 is knowing some poor Mexican has not coughed on Boba nuggets yet.

Sub-moronic swine like Bobert are the greatest argument I can think of against socialized medicine. Rest assured, were it not for MA's public healthcare system, Bobert would be worm food by now.

 

[Fictional Character]

I love the implication that belief in God is the same as being a BDSM sub.

Remind me, how many martyrs have been created by cock and ball torture?

Martyrs have died in so many diverse ways that there has to be at least one.

It's not fair. So many people died from Covid due to being fat or having risk factors but Bob didn't, despite having the beetus, being hyper-obese and constantly about to have a stroke from being smug-mad 24/7.

Like - I know that lumpy nigga gums beer bottles like dicks and consume fast food on the daily without washing his hands, but the fact he didn't get put into an iron lung is the saddest part of this disease. Honestly, this year's 9/11 is knowing some poor Mexican has not coughed on Boba nuggets yet.

He would have to leave the basement to get infected. Though maybe even the virus knows that Bob is a dead end who doesn't go anywhere where he could spread the virus further.

 

[The tired cat]

Space Jam is going to flop, causing their pulling feminist bullshit with Lola.

I already seen some fat nerds and Twitter geeks simping for her because, ‘strong wamen’.

It's kinda funny actually when the original came out Lola was a blank slate "sexy tomboy-don't call me "babe" " stereotype, and now with this movie, they're bending the other way where she's still bland eye candy but now spout feminist crapola. It says something when the Looney Tunes show version had more personality and character.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

It's kinda funny actually when the original came out Lola was a blank slate "sexy tomboy-don't call me "babe" " stereotype, and now with this movie, they're bending the other way where she's still bland eye candy but now spout feminist crapola. It says something when the Looney Tunes show version had more personality and character.

It's yet another franchise that's decided "pissing off heterosexual males" is a viable long-term strategy in a franchise that appeals primarily to heterosexual males. Of course, the entire purpose of doing this isn't to make money, but to push an ideology. The natural feedback mechanisms and need for profit that used to keep ideologues from seizing the means of cultural production have gone awry, and soon we'll have an entire entertainment industry that makes entertainment that no one wants to watch or pay money for. Movie and game studios will still stay in business and keep making this shit, somehow, and MovieBob will still pretend that he can understand it.

 

[Meriasek]

So does Bob, like, think the MoT was just some sort of absurd parody or joke instead of a concept that was supposed to be a warning, a warning against this specific thing where a central organization controls what is accepted as truth? Jeez, Bob really keeps on going to new depths of dumbness. He has a very absolutist worldview, everything is purely binary black and white, there's always an absolute, real truth. He can't even understand the basic concept 1984 was trying to depict, even though the book has a massive infodump explaining it all in detail when Winston and Julia read Goldstein's book (as fake as it is, the content is confirmed as accurate later on).

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Like... how would you not make that racist? Would you just have 2 nondescript blobs and say "on this day one blob freed another blob from slavery"?

”stunning and brave LGBTQRSTUVWXYZÅÄÖ Black folx liberated themselves from Pmurt's plantations”

But if he was, he'd just find a way to blame the Mayonnaise Ghouls, similar to how Dobson would blame men if a girl bullied a boy.

He was a Randroid once so it wouldn't be that hard for him to go from libertarianism to white supremacy. (case in point: Nathan Larson)

I thought that maybe his family was actually part of the tribe

He'd actually be good with money and raised in a culture that values achievement if he was.

More eugenics BS.

People cannot be obsolete, technology can. The fact people's jobs rely on obsolete technology does not make them obsolete.

Insisting that Neera Tanden didn't get confirmed because she's Indian is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. The left hated her because she was willing to go to war for profit and the centre hated her because she ran her mouth on Twitter.

To put this in perspective, this is about as ridiculous as Bernie supporters saying that the only reason Bernie lost was because he was a Jew.

Jeff Manchin, unlike half the Democrats, has a conscience. He actually sticks to his Blue Dog principles instead of following the whip, and he's one of the few Dems I can respect because of that. The way he and Bernie opposed Tanden's nomination took balls, and I have to take my hat off to them for that.

Obviously, the fact he displayed actual courage means Bob has to hate him.

I can't decipher his words of wisdom.

I envy your innocence.

Meanwhile, cancel culture and woke mob continue their non-existence:

He's totally not a eugenicist though.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Bob hates that golden mouse because it's visually appealing and people will want to lavish attention and affection and resources on it. People will want to buy them, put them in special habitats, brush them, and enjoy having them as pets.

Nobody wants Bob even in their mentions, much less brush his hair or make him a lavish habitat.

Bob rolled snake-eyes in life and will have no descendents.

That golden mouse hit the lottery jackpot and will be valued and sought after long after Bob has become food for obese worms that suffer from heart failure trying to process his corpse.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

What are you talking about? How could any woman deny herself this modern Adonis?

 

[Oliver Onions]

These ideas have been already done multiple times and yet, they still as you said, ‘cream themselves’ over it.

In the RLM review for Infinity War they even point there is a Star Trek episode (because of course there is, Mike) where the leader of a planet chooses to sacrifice a random selection of the population so the rest can survive, and another episode called 'Endgame' where Janeway travels back in time to fix her fuck-ups.

The only thing truly remarkable about the MCU is how they repeatedly managed to cram dozens of characters into a single movie without the whole thing collapsing in on itself, that is all the franchise will ultimately be remembered for.

There was another movie that was remarkably similar to taxi driver released about 3 years ago called You Were Never Really Here that didn't get an ounce of shit from the same people criticizing joker. It also starred Joaquin Phoenix!

I regard You Were Never Really Here as the good version of Joker. Not only does it also star Joaquin, but he's playing basically an identical character (mentally damaged loner who lives with his mother) except he's chaotic good instead of chaotic evil. The novella is great too, I'd recommend.

Those same people would also be wrong. It's only similar to Taxi Driver in that it takes place in a metropolis in the 70's and has a mentally ill main character. But Arthur and Travis share nothing else apart from that.

I think the comparisons come from both films being a commentary on how society's neglect of the mentally ill can easily lead them down radical paths. The difference being Taxi Driver is nuanced and the way Travis ping-pongs between being sincerely likeable and really creepy makes him frighteningly unpredictable (the porno theatre date is still one of the most uncomfortable things I've seen in a movie) whereas Joker is the most surface-level, Reddit-tier social commentary imaginable (MENTAL HEALTH FUNDING GOOD; RICH WYPIPO BAD).

 

[Godzilla@1989]

With all these spergs complaining that classic movies need to have warning labels lately, I really hope Disney trolls Bobby and the others by adding warning labels to Black Panther.

TCM Puts Classic Films ‘Breakfast At Tiffany’s’, ‘Tarzan’, ‘Psycho’, ‘GWTW’ And More Under Microscope For Offensive Content

It seems we are living through a phase of so-called “cancel culture” these days. Just this week, Dr. Seuss Enterprises announced it will no longer publish six lesser-known books by the …

deadline.com

 

[SITHRAK!]

Movieblob: World's Most Attractive Men
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>Hates the actual, hard-working, skilled laboring, blue-collar class because they sway conservative
>Worships a fictional, apolitical, not-quite-white blue collar worker created by a faceless corporatist Zaibatsu
Oh, Bob. Nintendo isn't going to miss you as much as your local Greek diner does.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Greek diner

That's implying he eats food other than Mac Donald's.

 

[Flexo]

Man, my post about lockdowns in the NE has aged HORRIBLY!

Yeah but i don't blame you.

Blame the media which proves every day it should be burned down long before the government.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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I know Bob's going for "tough" in that picture, but the rolls of neck fat ruins it.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Ah, no Bob. No one is fantasizing about splitting some catglasses wearing housefrau's head open here.

Except you.

Get help, you fat misanthrope.

 

[Felis Meanis]

The thing is that Bob's beliefs are also a heap of trash. His "Technocrat" thing just boils down to what we all said and saw: technology good, human bad. Yet he cannot even grasp the philosophical implications of his own beliefs or the problems with it. And we know he doesn't even want to think about them because that would give him a headache and he's so deluded.

Robert knows nothing of technology.
Robert knows nothing of science.
Robert knows nothing of politics.
Robert knows nothing of religion.
Robert knows nothing of society.
Robert knows nothing of interpersonal communication.
Robert knows nothing of intrapersonal communication.
Robert knows next to nothing about movies and videogames.
Robert knows next to nothing about popculture.
Robert cannot for the life of him construct a sentence based on human grammar, logic and rationality.
Robert cannot for the life of him engage in culinarily activities that would result in a meal that is anything other than the equivalent to pig slop.

Of course he can't grasp the philosophical implications of his own beliefs. Yet despite all of this, he continues to flap his mouth about these topics as if he had any significant insight in them, and as we all know, he does so in the most asinine ways possible. Part of the reason for why he does this is simply because he is deluded and dumb. I'm not saying this to be needlessly mean — it's just the inevitable conclusion one must make after having spent some time following this thread and reading his ramblings on social media. If the theory he concocted in his younger years of Ubisoft's supposed (indirect?) involvement in 9/11 is anything to go by, then I believe that we can all agree with the notion that Robert is a quite dense and illogical individual, to put it mildly — if the abundance of all other evidence pointing to this verdict weren't convincing enough. The other part of the reason as to why he behaves the way he does, is because Robert firmly belives that if he were to not do this, then his enemies would win — and boy do Robert have enemies, imagined or otherwise. That the vast majority of his enemies are merely law-abiding people who does not know who he is, and would most likely recoil in contempt as soon as he opened the bottomless pit that is his mouth, is either a realization that Robert has never had, or is otherwise completely supressed in the moldy recesses of his dark mind, where all things unplesant to our dearest pseudo-cinephile are stowed away for scrutiny at his much fantasized about judgement day. Robert has been operating solely on dimwitted, hate-filled and vitriolic momentum for quite some time now. The moment he stops to get off the ride, it's likely that everything will collapse. Perhaps he is aware of this?

Others continually assert their belief that Robert reads this thread, but I very much doubt it. He might get some "reports" filling him in on the overall scoop of what is discussed here and elsewhere from his fans and the like from time to time, but Robert is a man who posses neither the integrity nor the bravery to log onto this website, much less to actively engage in arguments in this thread — especially not without the ability to block people and generally steer the course of the conversation.

Regardless, I believe that you're overthinking your analysis, Malgor-san, even though your conclusions are correct. The reason for the perpetual clusterfuck that is Robert Chipman is so easily explained, yet precisely because of the simplistic answer to his being, people can't help but continue to try and grasp for some more detailed and reasonable explanation for Roberts behavior. That he would be the way he is, that he would say the things he do, because of something other than a grander plan, simply perplexes the more orderly and reasonable members of polite society. The unfortunate truth is that Robert is the way he is simply because it's in his nature, like with the fable of the scorpion and the frog, combined with what might have been a subpar quality of upbringing (I'm not versed well enough in Bobology to claim that his parents are at fault though). Whichever forces that decided to bestow upon us with Robert Chipman are indeed cruel, for to be able to concoct such a horrifying individual is nothing short than an act which goes against the very concept of virtue and righteousness in this world. I've come to suspect that Robert suffers from more than mere raging autism and anger management problems. I'm more inclined to believe that he also suffers from some form of personality disorder, like the theory of the Chipman narcissism put forward by @Pokemonquistador2. I'm also of the mind that Robert is at least somewhat less intelligent than your average man. Again, I must stress that I'm not saying this in an attempt to dunk on him in an edgy manner, but I genuinely believe this to be the case. It seems to me that to be able to come up with the kind of conclusions that he broadcasts to the world on any given matter simply necessitates an active aversion to think things through. I just don't see how it's possible to become the Robert Chipman we all know and love without some more severe underlying deficiencies brewing beneath the surface.

I mentioned some pages ago that I read a book about happiness, which was centered around a pshychatrist's interviews with Dalai Lama. Based on the book, I'd say that one of the core parts of the philosophy of the bodhisattva can be summarized by the phrase "extreme empathy". This goal is explained as the strive to achieve basically universal empathy. It's a tall order, though Dalai Lama explains how he has learnt to feel empathy and kindness towards even the communist chinese, whom the Tibetan Buddhists obviously don't have an especially cordial relationship with. In all honesty though, I'm struggling to understand how one would go about to employ this kind of empathy with someone like Robert. I might be overly dramatic here, but really — what kinds of circumstances could possibly have affected Robert in order to possess him to continuously spew his trademark antipathy of whomever he ambiguously decides is a part of his personal Vietnam? Dalai Lama explains how he envisions the negative influences on the chinese who perpetuated the crimes of humanity that they enforced on the Tibetan people, and how he can empathize with the struggle of these chinese people, even after what they did to his fellow countrymen and others. He explains how one can learn to see how strong negative influences would affect such people like, say, a poor chinese farmer in the 50's, who was suddenly conscripted into the service of the communist party and eventually forced to commit heinous acts. The same holds true for many other perpetrators of atrocities against human beings in history. Take that and put it in contrast to Roberto del Cine. The kind of deluded, nonsensical bitterness and hate he upholds is very much not in proportion to any sort of hardship he has had to endure. In this light, Robert seems to be quiet evil indeed.

At any rate, it is marvelous to behold just how uncanny and wearisome his convoluted and retarded ramblings in cyberspace are, but juxtaposed with his simplistic core of being, one comes to understand one of the great joys of the Internet that is Robert Chipman.

What are you talking about? How could any woman deny herself this modern Adonis?

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When last I saw these pictures posted here, someone mentioned that Robert displays feelings of feeling powerful in them. It's not just a casual cosplay for the fun of it, but him indulging in a power fantasy. The fact that he feels mighty and dangerous when dressing up as Super Mario just makes me smile.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Robert knows nothing

That's all you had to say.

 

[Positron]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/108-migrants-released-border-patrol-texas-positive-coronavirus

More than 100 illegal immigrants released by the Border Patrol into Texas since late January have tested positive for the coronavirus following their arrival, officials in a city on the U.S.-Mexico border tell Fox News.​

Shhhh! If you point out -- like Judge Jeanine Pirro did -- that illegals are full of diseases and they are going to spread them in the US. You are a bad person and are likely full of money as well:



That Wanda shit ends at last. Thank God! Read the replies: these people are consoomerist pussies.

Monster Hunter the Movie


"Rabbits don't have tits". Someone tells Bobby that humans can't fly.

The truthful half is "huge".

+ + + +
Is Bobby suggesting he'd side with a MAGA weirdo if he is a huge Transformer fan?


If you believe in the goodness in people, or in other words, if you're not fueled by seething anger like Bobby does, you are lacking in "drive and vision":


The Dems are increasing blatant in their degradation of political opponents, which is exactly what Bobby wants.




Luke Lockhart tackles Ender's Game. Here is his long treatise on the book, with contribution by Breadtube regular Noah Berlatsky.

Ah, no Bob. No one is fantasizing about splitting some catglasses wearing housefrau's head open here.

Oops I missed that woman-beating fantasy. I'd better archive it.