Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Captain Marvelous]

I think he knows that if he tried to describe sex he would be exposed because it would be readily obvious that he hasn't had it. The fact that he won't confirm or deny anything is absolute proof of this.

So he has the same understanding of the female body as Eric Cartman. Got it.

Go help make the spaceships then, asshole.

Why would he? Bob is the superior human being who's already earned his superior future, so he has no reason to do any physical labor.

 

[ChampFantana]

Tate Reeves may look like a sunburned thumb with no chin, but he has been a very competent and popular politician. Throughout his career as state treasurer, lieutenant governor, and now governor, he has conducted himself with honesty and integrity. He's completely clean and even runs positive campaigns.

He's also managed to marry and raise children, something Bob can't even dream of.

None of this matters to Bobbo because Tate Reeves has an R next to his name. Meanwhile, hideous gremlins like Jerry Nadler, gin-soaked face-melters like Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Dingell, and living examples of le happy merchant like Chuck Schumer get complete passes on their looks because they have a D next to their names.

But if Bob didn't have double standards, he'd have no standards at all.

I'm not sure it's even a conscious double standard on his part as opposed to Bobert being too stupid to know what a double standard is. I have a difficult time figuring out whether he is more malicious than he is stupid, and vice versa on any given day. It's about a 50/50 toss up.

 

[blablabla]

Is this the real reason Bob hates Elon?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1370622039074222082

https://archive.ph/u9Cdv

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I'm pretty sure he's made more than one spaceship work but what do I know.

Bob sees himself doing great things.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1370642864007438336

https://archive.ph/pkQ1k

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Spoiler: vid

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What Bob probably means by "frustrated" is that the lady filming says at the 22 second mark "instead of refinishing our kitchen cabinets, he decided to build a video rental store." which, yeah, I believe is grounds to be frustrated. You don't put off things like fixing your kitchen or house so you can do completely pointless money sinks like building a faux video rental store or 18 podcasts. Not that I expect Bob to be able to comprehend such things.

This won't happen for a multiplicity of reasons such as:

-You don't own a house to do this
-You lack the foresight to plan ahead
-You lack the ability to build anything
-Chris lacks the competency to build anything
-Neither of you have the money to build this
-It would require actual, physical work AND effort on your part
-etcetera

but I wouldn't be opposed to Bob getting baby bubba Chris to take out yet another mortgage to pay someone else to do it. Just please film it.

1 To use your basement like that you need to not live in it like the inbred moron retard white trash hick that you are boebert

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Go help make the spaceships then, asshole.

I'd like to see this concept developed into an ongoing series.

Fat, dilettante, blowhard, cargo cultist who only vaguely understands any science through pop culture references somehow lands a job as a project manager on a Space X component.

Sr. Engineer: "Bob, we need another sprint to resolve this issue with the interrupts firing too often --"
Bob: "You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule."
Sr. Engineer: (sigh) "Yeah. The thing is the RTOS can't get all the way through reading the buffer so it's introducing an oscillation. We're going to shake the mounts loose if --"
Bob: "Have you tried the inertial dampeners?"
Sr. Engineer: "-- we can't -- Tried the what?"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Let me point out that if I was trying to colonise Mars, I wouldn't send a fat autistic pedo in any of my colonial ships.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Let me point out that if I was trying to colonise Mars, I wouldn't send a fat autistic pedo in any of my colonial ships.

He is fat, and I would not entrust the fate of humanity in him OR have sex with him.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He once said he dated a businesswoman who used him as a beard. Pretty sure that's what he meant with "dating above his station".

called it.

I'd like to see this concept developed into an ongoing series.

Fat, dilettante, blowhard, cargo cultist who only vaguely understands any science through pop culture references somehow lands a job as a project manager on a Space X component.

Sr. Engineer: "Bob, we need another sprint to resolve this issue with the interrupts firing too often --"
Bob: "You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule."
Sr. Engineer: (sigh) "Yeah. The thing is the RTOS can't get all the way through reading the buffer so it's introducing an oscillation. We're going to shake the mounts loose if --"
Bob: "Have you tried the inertial dampeners?"
Sr. Engineer: "-- we can't -- Tried the what?"

Since Bob probably only took the bare minimum requirement of "OMG I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" in school, so I can totally see him basing all answers to real life science questions on the "technobabble" from Star Trek.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Let me point out that if I was trying to colonise Mars, I wouldn't send a fat autistic pedo in any of my colonial ships.

Or we could turn Mars into Space Australia and only send fat autistic pedos.

 

[blablabla]

"some woman picked me as pity inoffensive loser to use me as front while she got her pussy licked by some broad and she didnt let me even watch". and boeberto think thats a good story to tell?

this is how bob chipman looks like. i pity the poor girl at hooters that has to be nice to the retard who comes every friday to eat by himself a family sized meal.

 

[make_it_so]

"The Mayo-Ghouls know - shut it down."

 

[blablabla]

heh: that elon musk and his rockets, what a loser
*instead of buying a green screen paints his fucking wall even the fucking light switch

robert you fucking mongoloid piece of shit

 

[Mola Ram]

"The Mayo-Ghouls know - shut it down."

You know, if Bob shaved both his beard and his scalp, his head would look exactly like a suppository.

 

[BubbleButt]

"some woman picked me as pity inoffensive loser to use me as front while she got her pussy licked by some broad and she didnt let me even watch". and boeberto think thats a good story to tell?

this is how bob chipman looks like. i pity the poor girl at hooters that has to be nice to the retard who comes every friday to eat by himself a family sized meal.
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I guess poor camera framing runs in the family.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Or we could turn Mars into Space Australia and only send fat autistic pedos.

But what would take the place of snakes?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

But what would take the place of snakes?

Vacuum and radiation.

Is this a psychological theory? Can the ever-present threat of brutal death turn a continent of reprobates and scum into some down-under beach bros with funny accents and genial, devil-may-care attitudes, and also in space?

Edit: ahh, Bob would love it. In space, nobody can hear you REE, because they already shoved you out an airlock for wasting water and getting the air filters full of cheeto dust.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

But what would take the place of snakes?

Lack of oxygen and inhospitable temperatures.

"some woman picked me as pity inoffensive loser to use me as front while she got her pussy licked by some broad and she didnt let me even watch". and boeberto think thats a good story to tell?

this is how bob chipman looks like. i pity the poor girl at hooters that has to be nice to the retard who comes every friday to eat by himself a family sized meal.
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Did he put dye in his beard, or is he going prematurely gray?

 

[Mola Ram]

Did he put dye in his beard, or is he going prematurely gray?

He's 40. Not really premature, especially for facial hair.

He only acts like a teenager.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

He's 40. Not really premature, especially for facial hair.

He only acts like a teenager.

Contemplating genocide 24/7 will also do a great job of speeding that along. The whole 'stress is a killer' thing gets overblown by spineless hugbox types who want an excuse to never feel discomfort, but for a psyche as toxic as Blob's, it's a factor worth mentioning.

 

[Mola Ram]

Contemplating genocide 24/7 will also do a great job of speeding that along. The whole 'stress is a killer' thing gets overblown by spineless hugbox types who want an excuse to never feel discomfort, but for a psyche as toxic as Blob's, it's a factor worth mentioning.

The genocide is only how he expresses what's in that swollen dome of a head. What's really aging him is the frustration and loathing and depression. If Chris had an iota of compassion for his brother, he'd stop giving him attaboys for being a Twitter asshole to the tune of a quarter million tweets and try to get him into therapy so he can deal with his issues in a healthier way.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Did he put dye in his beard, or is he going prematurely gray?

¿Por qué no los dos?