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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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You're giving the piece of pork too much credit by implying he would know about Cervantes. Or Soul Calibur. Or Miguel de Cervantes. Or everything else.
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There is no doubt Bob doesn’t play games that don’t have Mario.
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The only Spanish speakers Bob cares about are well endowed women.
I'll leave it to you to work out why that's the case.
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i think everyone itt is aware about how much of a sexual creep robert really is
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Bob Chipman, noted straight cisgendered FUCKING WHITE MALE, has somehow had his future cancelled by Fox News for pretty much his entire life.
Unless Bob is about to join Jim Sterling in wearing really bad wigs, I have no idea what he means by this.
Unless Bob is about to join Jim Sterling in wearing really bad wigs, I have no idea what he means by this.
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bob wont troon out. in his diseased mind he actually believe he is a bad ass intelectual and IF ONLY STACY NOTICED HIM
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Indeed. Bob is under several delusions:
• he is the pinnacle of manhood
• all his waifus are single and desperately horny
• therefore, if they noticed Bob, they'd leap on his microscopic dick.
Whether this is true can be confirmed by looking at the Lindsay Ellis saga, and will soon be confirmed by the forthcoming AOC saga.
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He means that Fox News encouraged the Mayonnaise Ghoul phenomenon to spread, brainwashing otherwise sensible hwhite people into proto-MAGA CHUDs and making them unredeemably, irrevocably bad people. The preponderance of Mayonnaise Ghouls then voted wrongly (not the D), causing governments that allegedly held back the progress that leads to the Soopeeryah Fyootcha™ (even though it was Obama that ditched the Space Shuttles and defunded NASA like Bob wants to defund the police).
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Let me just point two things out:
1) a socialist pastor, Ralph Abernathy, opposed spending money on moon landings.
2) William Proxmire, a Democrat senator, killed off Nasa by starving it of funding. Remind me, what party is Blob registered as?
In fact, I'll talk about pop culture because that's the only thing that can penetrate Blob's skull. A while back Amazon Prime did a comedy about a bunch of US government employees trying to set up the Space Force. As always with these sorts of shows, lots of the characters were thinly-veiled parodies of real politicians. Guess what position the parody of AOC took, and think about how that lines up with Blob's views about da Superyah Fyoocha.
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Wokies sounds like award given for being a virtual signaling faggot.
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Bob will never understand that he, and he alone, is the reason that he's fat, miserable, and a forty year old virgin.
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Nah, buddy, Bad Senile Man did not "cancel your future." Chances are, you did yourself in with your abrasive personality and your terrible life choices.
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Oh, double hit.
First, Bob did nothing to secure a future for himself, expecting that he'd have it all handed to him on a silver plate by a big tittied cat girl.
As for the "Can they do it" the question should really be "WILL they do it?" The answer is simply a quote from their own generation: No. You made your bed, now get fucked in it. - Based Blue
The idea that Bob had his future "stolen" from him is funny, considering he is living in one of the most richest states in the world, with the most luxuries in the world. He entirely exists, not off the sweat of his brow, but off the charity of people willing to listen to him babble like a gibbon with a cratered head wound. He produces nothing of value, nothing that really makes anyone think deeply, has no literary or cinematic value, and when he dies and his channel is deleted, he will have left nothing behind. He existed only to consume resources.
He did have a future stolen from him, he spurned the opportunities offered by the most plentiful and lavish society that the human race has ever seen.
He is sound and fury, signifying nothing, and leaving no mark upon the stage with his passing.
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No, Blob. You're Millennial or Xennial. No amount of incoherent babble will change that. You're not some witty Gen-Xer from a Kevin Smith movie, dude.
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bob you are 40yearsoldvirginloserwithaninsignificantyoutubechannelandeveryonehatesyourinbredretardhick-ennial.
Try to carbon 14 that you swine
Try to carbon 14 that you swine
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Imagine getting upset over an irrelevant cultural label.
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He knows it's all he has going at this point. Meaningless labels, trends and preferences that he wears as badges of honor and legit accomplishments.
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He did blow every available opportunity, but he sure did take in some of the worst detriments on offer. Of course, he can't take responsibility for anything he does, that would mean he's not as superior as he thinks he is. So, here we are with him eating himself himself into an early grave while wasting precious days hammering out messages on a social media app and having deranged fantasies about genocide of all non-Blue counties and sex with women who either are repulsed by him or are unaware of his existence.
Yes, Bob, let's stop the clock precisely in 1983 for a film that your beloved Sequel Trilogy made its purpose in life to undo everything accomplished within.
Bobert's entire world revolves around pop culture and his skin is the only thing about him that is thin, so naturally he would get touchy about it.
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