Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Watchful Ghost]

Fallout of Bobby's hissy fit yesterday:

The fact you took it at face value instead of being ironic about it says the same about those comprehension skills, you thick-headed motherfucker. By the wording alone, it's clear he is taking the piss out of you Bobert, and they accomplished that. Congratulation, have a gold star in failure.

It would be great if Sonic 2 turns out to be an objectively awesome movie, and the Illumination Mario movie sucks.

We won't need that far to really piss off Bob. If Illumination continues to play it safe and ends up being a forgettable movie while Sonic 2 a relatively good movie on its own right will suffice to really rustle his jimmies. It's clear Nintendo being involved in the project won't change much since they don't have a good idea of how do movies work.

 

[Positron]

The fact you took it at face value instead of being ironic about it says the same about those comprehension skills, you thick-headed motherfucker. By the wording alone, it's clear he is taking the piss out of you Bobert, and they accomplished that. Congratulation, have a gold star in failure.

Bobby genuinely thinks millions of Trumpsters are deliberately going out of their way to make him suffer. He is the world's biggest, fattest victim. With such a prosecution complex, it is amazing he didn't troon out already.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Good news everyone, Bob got a new side job! He gets to write retarded film theories or something, I don't know, I am not watching that fucking video! The "ok guys" was enough for me.

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I am glad I unsubbed from that Channel when Matpat sucked Fauchi's Cock.

 

[make_it_so]

Bob, Chris, and all the other Blue Checkmark vultures on Twitter don't give one iota of a shit about the people that died in Atlanta outside of how they can use it as a cudgel to attack their political enemies, regardless of how little basis it has in reality.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bobby genuinely thinks millions of Trumpsters are deliberately going out of their way to make him suffer. He is the world's biggest, fattest victim. With such a prosecution complex, it is amazing he didn't troon out already.

On his hospital deathbed due to diabities/heart disease: "My last words... as Bob Chipman are... This was somehow Trumps fault...." *Farts softly into the afterlife.*

 

[Puck]

Good news everyone, Bob got a new side job! He gets to write retarded film theories or something, I don't know, I am not watching that fucking video! The "ok guys" was enough for me.

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It's not a job, blob got a freelance writing gig, meaning he gets paid next to nothing with no regular check, no 401k, and no benefits so he can write some other clowns videos for them.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's funny how Bob tries to project this really masculine, tough guy persona, but on the other hand he really wants victim status.

It's plain to see that Bob seeths when people tell him to nut up and that he's not a victim.

It's just maddening how he thinks the rules shouldn't apply to him. He goes all in on this intersectionality shit, but he can't stand when people tell him that they don't give a shit about his privileged white male problems.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

On his hospital deathbed due to diabities/heart disease: "My last words... as Bob Chipman are... This was somehow Trumps fault...." *Farts softly into the afterlife.*

I'm just hoping there's a doctor at his bedside that leans down and whispers into Bob's ear, "We live in a society."

 

[Mr Snek]

Okay, guys. I might be talking out of my ass here, but I came across an interview with Dennis Hopper about something very interesting about the movie. I forgot how it went, but he said the movie was originally was going to be like the video game. Not animated. Live action. I forgot what happened. If they were going for the original idea of being completely adapted to the game, that probably would have been something to a really bad acid trip.

If it was true, I prefer the 1993 version.

The actual story of the 1993 movie is pretty interesting, it was initially planned to be a comedic fantasy movie inspired by The Princess Bride. And then a pair of asshole directors got in charge, threw a shitfit whenever they didn't get their way and turned it into the final result. The best part was that the actors didn't even know the setting had changed until they showed up for filming.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I really wish people would remember that terrorism requires political aims. The abuse of the term to refer to any kind of multi-murder event is annoying as fuck.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What feminine tranny dick do I gotta suck to allow me to live in such a sheltered world where something like this Atlanta shooting happening once or twice a year means we have a "white supremacist", let alone any kind of, terrorism problem?

This reaction is my favorite.

"the fetishization of Asian women is in itself racist"
Bitch, you slants are lucky some y'all so goddamned cute otherwise there'd be no reason look at your short, squeaky voice having asses. You fuckers pickle cherries. What happened in your life to fill you with such self loathing that you kill the wonderful flavor of cherries with vinegar and salt? Having a fetish is racist, get out of here with that bush league bullshit, writer for the Guardian. Plus, ain't love love? How ya square that circle?

On the plus side, I guess this means Bob is officially racist now.

Also also, I like how no one's denying that these shops were really whore houses.

 

[make_it_so]

I really wish people would remember that terrorism requires political aims. The abuse of the term to refer to any kind of multi-murder event is annoying as fuck.

But if they don't abuse the term, how will Bob, Chris, and the political wing they follow be able to push thru the PATRIOT Act on steroids and use it to persecute their domestic political opponents?

 

[karz]

Why does it take him so many words to say fucking nothing? Why does he have to actually type, "So, um, you know, so yeah, that," like a dumb girl wrestling with her first period? Typing conversational crutches in tweets really gets the ladies slick down there, let me tell you.

Retarded opinions aside, I want to throttle that fat neck of his for these flagrant infractions against grammar and style.

Wordiness tends to increase with education and trying to sound important.
I recommend On Writing Well by Zissner, a 2016 publication about how to cut down your wordiness in writing while still conveying a clear message.

Bob, however, is trying to sound important, and doing it the worst way possible: bloating his sentences into incomprehensible jargon, without conveying anything meaningful.

 

[Positron]

Know MovieBob, know the whole Chipman Clan.
Laura's Facebook is not very active, but she definitely has a predilection for Biden, BLM, and LGBTBBQ+.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Know MovieBob, know the whole Chipman Clan.
Laura's Facebook is not very active, but she definitely has a predilection for Biden, BLM, and LGBTBBQ+.

Is this the troon relative or is that the one who lives in Kentucky, the one with the acorn avatar on Twitter?

 

[blablabla]

Another fat fuck reviewing useless trash. Congratulations

 

[UserAccess]

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Know MovieBob, know the whole Chipman Clan.
Laura's Facebook is not very active, but she definitely has a predilection for Biden, BLM, and LGBTBBQ+.

I don't think I've swiped left harder in my life.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The sad thing is, Moviebob's stance against gun ownership goes counter to this whole "fuck the police, they don't protect you" stance he's taking.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/997615569875632128

If those Asians had guns, they wouldn't need cops to protect themselves.

Rooftop Koreans for massage parlors when?

 

[The Valeyard]

Simping for Chloé Zhao.

Spoiler: Attached images

 

[Arthur Morgan]

It would be great if Sonic 2 turns out to be an objectively awesome movie, and the Illumination Mario movie sucks.

No, it should be good because that would piss him off even more. When the project was announced he was upset it was going to be CGI instead of live action, especially since it was being done by the Minions people and starring Charles Martinet. If it fails, he can gloat that they should have gone with his idea.

But if it's a hit? Critically and commercially? He would be livid. It would be the worst day of his life and once a sequel is announced, he might finally have his big meltdown.