Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Speaking of the old paradigm:
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Bob, if your brother is obsessed with a now defunct- dare I say, obsolete- store chain, does that make him obsolete too?

 

[TowinKarz]

Only one of them made a song about it........ and somehow, the person who made the song was held in higher regards by the elite....

Also, I'm not offended, I'm just supremely disinterested in listening to a song about pussy...... isn't that the kind of lowbrow stuff you put people on your perpetual shit list for?

 

[Tronathon242]

Speaking of the old paradigm:
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Yup. I was joking when I said WAP is about "empowerment". Idiots believe just that.
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Did Trump grab someone's pussy on primetime TV? Did Trump even intentionally appear and said he'd grab pussy on primetime TV? I thought engineers are supposed to be logical and understand how variables affect outcomes?

Moreover, didn't Cardi B admit she drugged and robbed her johns? Interesting person to hold as a paragon of consent.

 

[TowinKarz]

Moreover, didn't Cardi B admit she drugged and robbed her johns? Interesting person to hold as a paragon of consent.

The only consent they care about is the consent to be preached to, endlessly, about how much of a scumbag you are compared to them.

And if you don't give it, you're an evil monster straight out of H.P. Lovecraft.

Which is ironic, because, unlike Bobbo, Lovecraft made a living out of hating on rural Massachusetts and everything it stood for.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Moreover, didn't Cardi B admit she drugged and robbed her johns? Interesting person to hold as a paragon of consent.

It's very good for female empowerment to irresponsibly destabilize an industry founded on the suspension of consent.

 

[Flexo]

Random starfucking:

Oh man. I've still got like... 20 pages to go and I just know we are not prepared for how insufferable Bob is going to be about this Atlanta shooting. I mean it combines his 2 favorite things:

1. Asian chicks
2. An excuse to hate on white, religious people who live in a red state.

I'm almost fearful about what this catch up is going to entail...

Obviously I need more booze.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Unsurprisingly, Disney is going to dump Black Widow on Disney+ with a $30 premium price while playing in theaters at the same time.

And unsurprisingly, Bob is not happy.

Also.

 

[Positron]

The idea of a black elite disturbs the racist ass of Bobby and co. so much that they try the hardest to deny it.


If you don't believe that all white people are inherently racist, you should hide yourself in deep sea.



Not all books are good. Ideological agitprop is not good. Brick by Brick is not good.
Even if the book were good, reading it to "piss off" someone else is not good. This is no doubt too fine a point for Bobby to understand.

The command Robert starts the random-string subroutine.


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Guns reminds Bobby of junk food.

If only Massachusetts had gone Singapore and ban Snicker bars. Some people, you know, need to be protected from themselves.

Ted Cruz believes in the power of prayers for victims of the shooting. Bobby and co. think he is stupid, evil and subhuman:




The usual:

I'd love to see how the "pluralist" LGBTBBQ fight against each other. Ditto for the "pluralist" BIPOCs.



Let the illegals in!


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Disney's way or the highway.





Who is she? The Mattress Girl who framed a fellow student of rape?

Pedophile defend force. Chu-chu thinks no one gives a damn about teenagers getting tattoos, ergo no one should mind if teenagers get castrated.


Bobby discusses DC with Chu-chu:


Angel brings good tiding:

 

[Tronathon242]

Oh man. I've still got like... 20 pages to go and I just know we are not prepared for how insufferable Bob is going to be about this Atlanta shooting. I mean it combines his 2 favorite things:

1. Asian chicks
2. An excuse to hate on white, religious people who live in a red state.

I'm almost fearful about what this catch up is going to entail...

Obviously I need more booze.

I can't wait for him to join in on the chorus that will conveniently leave out the race and religion of the Boulder shooter and just push for gun control. That's a movie I've seen played out several times and it still repeats itself today.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Something I just now noticed,

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1374038268040335360

https://archive.ph/bE2kH

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Tweeted pic which you may recognize as the avi of his dead account.
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Am I autistic or is Bob hover handing the person in the xenomorph costume?

This suit has to be a rental, that's why it actually fits.

Also, I hope Zatanna actually turns out good. The character is cool, has the possibility for a cool movie. And Disney shills will be mad because woke Marvel still hasn't invented a better roster of female characters than the ones DC has been sitting on for decades.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

I can't wait for him to join in on the chorus that will conveniently leave out the race and religion of the Boulder shooter and just push for gun control. That's a movie I've seen played out several times and it still repeats itself today.

"It's internalized Islamophobia! The guns are to blame!"

Unsurprisingly, Disney is going to dump Black Widow on Disney+ with a $30 premium price while playing in theaters at the same time.

And unsurprisingly, Bob is not happy.
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Also.
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Of course Bob would be against people saving money. It's like he hates the common man or something.......

 

[The Valeyard]

Disney's way or the highway.

Then why did Tom & Jerry perform better at the box office than Raya and the Last Dragon when it was available for free with HBO Max?

Who is she? The Mattress Girl who framed a fellow student of rape?

I think that's Chloé Zhao, the director of Eternals who has previously only directed indie films.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Then why did Tom & Jerry perform better at the box office than Raya and the Last Dragon when it was available for free with HBO Max?

Because Tom and Jerry was somewhat more competent, despite its flaws.

 

[Positron]

Then why did Tom & Jerry perform better at the box office than Raya and the Last Dragon when it was available for free with HBO Max?

Because neither Tom nor Jerry are Mary Sues?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Because neither Tom nor Jerry are Mary Sues?

I dunno. Jerry's kind of a Gary Stu. He's beloved and cute despite being a jerk.

 

[Positron]

People feeling sadomaschistisic might want to know that the "book" Things I Learned from Mario's Butt is available for free. The author, Laura Kate Dale, is one of the transsexual recipients of Bobby's patreon bucks.

 

[Flexo]

Ok. Getting closer...

ROTJ was not a cultural milestone. Just the ending movie to a popular trilogy. I mean, why not start the Millennial clock at 1977, when Star Wars was kickstarted? Or 1984, when The Terminator (a movie that was to greatly influence Sci Fi for the next few decades) was made? Some movies are cultural touchstones, but only a coomer like Bob would think you could use them to define an entire generation.

Generation X was, socially, the first post-Boomer generation, dealing with the fallout of widespread social changes, such as skyrocketing divorce rates and women entering the workforce in droves. Gen X was also the first generation of kids to be widely aborted. Gen X kids often lived in the shadow of their Boomer forebears, since pop culture at the time was largely pandering to Boomer nostalgia. As such, Gen X-ers were often cynical, knowing they'd never live in the kind of Boomer Golden Age they saw being portrayed in the media at the time.

MovieBlob wants to be part of the Gen X generation because he likes the idea of being cynical and above it all. He also wants in on all of the Gen-X nostalgia bait being created now (like the series, Stranger Things,) The thing is, all of the culture stuff that Bob wanks over was largely a product of the late 80s and early 90s - Nintendo, Nickelodeon, Batman TAS. Early 80's things like Star Wars and Transformers were largely waning or preparing to take on other forms by the time Bob got to them, although he certainly could have become familiar with them via VHS tapes. The point is that Bob's childhood would have been centered from the years 1985-1995, which puts him firmly in the Millennial camp.

It is one of the weirder things about generational markings. Like what if Boomer parents had children a bit later? Technically is it the fact those children follow boomer parents that they are Gen-X? Or their birth in a date range make them millennial?

(Though Xellenial should absolutely take off - there's a weird hodgepodge gap in culture and technology where those kids in that time have little in common with Gen-X or millenials. I mean how can you be the same generation as someone that's never seen Alien or Predator? While your age range had freakin' toys of them!)

Does anyone really miss the Ewoks?

I still enjoy teasing people that Rey is really the girl from the Ewok movies.

Also lumberjack-Ewok rules!

Basically, yes. He sees it as another victory for the alt-right yahtzee crowd that wants to bully poor, sweet corporations whom he sees as beautiful creatures. Ever since the Mass Effect 3 debacle, we've seen idiots like Moviebob always bitch at the fans for wanting to get what they paid for. How dare the fans want to get what they were advertised! How dare the fans speak up for consumer rights against megacorporations that lie to their faces about the kind of endings promised to them in games they paid for with their hard-earned cash!

I remember once an interaction with Bob where after a few minutes of trying to sus out what his complaint about a movie was, I finally realized the answer is that it had a budget. Bob has always had this belief and finds it offensive for artists (especially film makers) to be limited in their vision in any way. Thus ANY blowback to the artists by the customers is a complete affront. It's as much heresy to his religion as dissing Mary to @Marshal Mannerheim's face would be.

Given that he sees himself as James Gunn 2.0 - I have a pretty good idea now why that is.

Good news everyone, Bob got a new side job! He gets to write retarded film theories or something, I don't know, I am not watching that fucking video! The "ok guys" was enough for me.

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Oh *$&@#*4 me! Now one of my favorite skits on youtube is 2 degrees separated from moviebob.

Does anyone have 4 hours to kill?

Actually I am hanging with some other bots around the block and giving it a look Thursday. I'll report back how it went.

Even outside of religion, you only have to look at the massive rise in single mother households and all the problems that attend that snake pit, rampant abortions, untreatable STDs, porn addiction facilitated by unrestricted access and the upcoming thot apocalypse when all these women with Onlyfans accounts turn 30 and realise they have zero prospects to see why any sane culture, religious or otherwise, would promote chastity and the family unit over unchecked coomerism.

Source.

I forget who it's from specifically, but there is an old Jewish commentary which states that Lot's daughters liquored him out (victim blaming, nice) because they thought the entire world had ended and they were the only ones left. Ignoring the fact that if God had wanted survivors to repopulate he wouldn't have picked them, and maybe betraying that they had lost faith in all of humanity as a result of the sins they had witnessed, they assumed it was on them to break the taboo, even though they had narrowly escaped destruction for very similar crimes. And in their minds they were more than justified, they felt duty bound. That part is very important

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And it has a metric ton of translations free and ready to read. Even the "Complete Jewish Bible."

Bob only really likes his husband friend Mario and Godzilla I sincerely doubt he care about anything else involving japan or it's people. You could make make the argument that he has a fascination with china and the ccp since he loves defending them at every turn

Seems I've got to post this again. A gif I made from a segment of one of Bob's videos.

It's been probably asked a million times, but is there a link anywhere for Brick By Brick? The megalink in the OP is dead

Did you get it? I can send you a copy if need be.

For me, him having a heart attack after AOC BTFO's Kamala Harris in the 2024 primaries and Blob realises that his waifu and him are fighting for completely different things is a lot more likely than the saga of Elliot Bobger, and is also far funnier.

It's so cute that you think there's going to be fair elections free of cheating in 2024.

Yet wokesters aren't satisfied with The Falcon, because the show won't let them indulge in their favorite racial grudgewank:

Oh for FUCKS SAKE can we go five fuckin' minutes without bringing up "white supremacy" or something? You assholes talk more about race than some of the drunkest rednecks I've ever been around!

Every single one of you need this service.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Then why did Tom & Jerry perform better at the box office than Raya and the Last Dragon when it was available for free with HBO Max?

Probably because Jom and Terry is a well established property that did exactly what it always does, like the MCU. Feminist Eragon, on the other hand, is an echo, a contradiction. It's a Disney fairy tale that has been adapted from nothing, paying homage to no nationality.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Dude imagines all of creation into being over a week, np. Easy Peasy, just need one day to rest.....
Make people be nice to jews without slaughtering them? OOOOF THAT'S A BIT MUCH!

The problem with that argument is it's not even unprecedented, he hardens the heart of pharaoh (pretty dick move btw) so why not just ..... make everybody elses heart on the planet.... whatever the opposite of hardened is.... (squishy?) towards the Jews?

Either that was too much for the Father of Creation or he liked it better when they were killing people.... (Or he doesn't exists)

Or God wants to interfere with people as little as possible and prefers to have them settle their own problems. The Old Testament took place in a savage time and Jews were hardly the worst of the civillizations back then. If anything, the Jews were pretty chill since they specifically made laws banning child sacrifice, a practice common in the ancient world at the time. The OT God was definitely more hands on then than He is today, but if the Jews decided to ghost God and do their own thing, God let them. Of course, when it invariably blew up in their faces, He let that happen, because that's what they wanted. Free will and all that crap. The same atheists who whine about God letting evil happen would whine even louder if God prevented THEM from doing any evil, especially since a libertine atheist's definition of Evil and God's definition of evil are likely to be very different.

Anyway, getting back to MovieBob: he's fat and autistic and I would not have sex with him.

Guys - Biblegateway is literally right here:

BibleGateway.com: A searchable online Bible in over 150 versions and 50 languages.

Read, hear, and study Scripture at the world's most-visited Christian website. Grow your faith with devotionals, Bible reading plans, and mobile apps.

www.biblegateway.com

And it has a metric ton of translations free and ready to read. Even the "Complete Jewish Bible."

Yeah, but Bob's a fedoratipper who's somehow also a Jesuit seminarian, so he can play both the Atheist Card and the Catholic Card whenever he wants to, prompting more autism-related religious discussion. If Bob can honestly be said to worship something, I'd say it would have to be either Capeshit, Consoomerism, or his own appetite.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Since he and his ilk are going to do it, why are morons like Bob quick to blame the firearm for a mass shooting. Wouldn’t they also blame it on the society that enable the shooter since they blame them for everything for their failures and accusing them of racism?