Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He also wants to defend the theatre employees as they are the only "working class" that he cares about.
Oh crumbs, what are the handful of teenagers who haven't already been replaced by automated ticket machines and phone apps gonna do. I guess they could stand behind a counter in McDonald's instead of a concession stand charging twenty bucks for a fuckin hot dog.
 
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Bob is such a consoomer that even with his forced consoom reaction he's trying to act human, and there's enough there to meme him for a while. Compared to his appearance in the Cynical Review Mulan video, he must be using clothespins on the back of his neck to keep his jowls from wobbling.

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Bob is such a consoomer that even with his forced consoom reaction he's trying to act human, and there's enough there to meme him for a while. Compared to his appearance in the Cynical Review Mulan video, he must be using clothespins on the back of his neck to keep his jowls from wobbling.

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This is closer to Bob's O-face than I ever wanted to see.
 
Since he and his ilk are going to do it, why are morons like Bob quick to blame the firearm for a mass shooting. Wouldn’t they also blame it on the society that enable the shooter since they blame them for everything for their failures and accusing them of racism?
Look at how they egged on the riots, and never complained when their "team" shot people. They just want their enemies disarmed and easy to abuse. They don't care about their causes.
 
Since he and his ilk are going to do it, why are morons like Bob quick to blame the firearm for a mass shooting. Wouldn’t they also blame it on the society that enable the shooter since they blame them for everything for their failures and accusing them of racism?
Don't worry, Bob will smoothbrainedly try to prove he's bad-ass with that gun he allegedly shoots again at some point.
 
This thread... should not be binged...

Now where is my copy of The Day The Clown Cried?
I think it's in a VCR store run by some hack frauds in Milwaukee.

Yes, and Red China is a republic that went off the deep end, not a monarchy.
. . .Oooooh. I get it now.
Mild powerlevel, but I used to be a Zionist. The way Blob accuses his enemies of anti-Semitism for the crime of disagreeing with him really reminds me of how Zionists act, right down to cherrypicking Jewish groups that agree with him and ignoring any Jewish opponents or comparing them to kapos.
You're still a Zionist, just now you've replaced "Zion" with "Monarchy."

Not really. Again, monarchies had many checks and balances on their system that isn't due to primitive technology-it was more due to the system being reliant on oaths and personal honor. The truth is, republican governments, with their national armies and bureaucracies that have long since predated things like cell phones, internet, and airplanes, were far more powerful and had a greater potential for tyranny than even the worst of the monarchs did.

Heck, just look at the Roman Republic. As a kingdom, the worst they had was Tarquin the Proud, who bossed people around and raped some Vestal Virgin, but under the Republic, they had senators and aristocrats who drove poor farmers out of business by replacing them with slave labor taken from wars. Which explains why the plebians supported a dictator for life/Emperor replacing the Senate as the locus of Roman power.

In the same vein, monarchical armies numbered in the tens of thousands, whereas America during the Civil War, not even 100 years old, was able to field a massive army of 600,000 troops, while their president suspended Habeas Corpus and threw people in jail without a trial. When Charles I tried to do that in the English Civil War back in Great Britain, he got his head chopped off. Lincoln got away with it in the USA despite the fact that most of the military elite and most of the fighting men of the country fought against him, while many immigrants AND citizens didn't approve of his war and saw him as a tyrant, even in the North. All because the republic he served had a bureaucratized system that oppressed anyone who disagreed and had no problems drafting them to die fighting in the South. Both Lincoln and Charles I faced against foes who had good commanders and fighting men, yet Lincoln won and Charles I lost his head.
. . .You just argued that with a straight face.

Ok let's see here... Britain during the English Civil war. That would be 1642. So population of it was... Estimates of 4-5 mil. Let's go with the 5 milion of 1650.

What was the US total population in 1860?
Oh right. 31 million.

Yes, it's amazing how, when you have 6 times the total population, you can field 6 times the army.

But yeah, I'm sure all those romans, chinese, and japanese emperors honored habeas corpus - which originated as a concept in the 12th century in England...

And yes, in the American Civil War, neither side had airplanes, cell phones, or the internet. At most, they had telegrams that could easily be cut by the enemy, as well as rail lines and trains that can also be raided by cavalry.

TL;DR - you're assuming monarchies weren't capable of great tyranny because they had limits to their system based on them not having the proper technology. I now refer you to the Aztec Empire which was radically different from other monarchies and which reserved the right to sacrifice anyone to the gods at any given time. Monarchs could easily have been more tyrannical than the modern republics of today if they wanted to, and many ancient monarchies before the rise of Roman/Western Civilization WERE that tyrannical. Western monarchs couldn't be as tyrannical as say, Civil War America because there were legal checks and balances that prevented monarchs from having too much power, and even in absolute monarchies like Spain, the monarch still has to act in the interests of his people, especially when his troops come from the local populace instead of foreign borders.
No, YOU asserted that. These were your words:
Sure, monarchies have invaded other countries for taxation, slavery, and exploitation, and in the case of some, they've even eradicated entire tribes now and then, (like Spain with the Aztecs/Incas) but that can hardly get close the crimes done at the hands of so-called democracies, such as slavery, (which existed in America up to 1860) eradication of entire tribes, (which kept on going up until the 20th century) and forced sterilization (which continued up until the end of WW2).​

You even mentioned the Aztecs right there. WHO HAD SLAVERY! So pick your damn lane, which is it?
A) monarchies . . . can hardly get close the crimes done at the hands of so-called democracies
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B) Monarchs could easily have been more tyrannical than the modern republics of today if they wanted to, and many ancient monarchies before the rise of Roman/Western Civilization WERE that tyrannical.

And don't be pulling this Bob-level "talk out of both sides of your mouth shit on me.
Worshipping the invisible hand leads to the same result that worshipping Satan does, with the exception that Satan had a rationale for doing evil while the invisible hand is an unthinking process.
The problem is with so many debates is that any objection to fool-hardy interference is dismissed as "worship." To make a metaphor it would be like if a dude said, "I want to introduce this new species of grass in this environment." "I'm not sure that's a good idea. There could be a lot of unforeseen consequences." "What, you worship nature or something? Get with the science!"

(years later, we're dealing with Johnson grass...)

Because they removed God from their lives, and they need something to replace Him. Communists replace Him with their ideas of a "superior future", while capitalists replace Him with the "Invisible Hand of the Free Market", with many capitalists thinking that it can regulate itself.

Judging by all the woke corporations that have monopolized tech and entertainment while working alongside the power of the state and censoring anyone they despise, the latter has proven to be completely false.
One of the main reasons I'm a distributist is because an unregulated free market inevitably turns into an oligarchy, and oligarchic rule is equally as bad as communist rule; in fact, it's worse, since commies at least pretend to have principles.
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This isn't even an argument of "oh true free market capitalism has never been tried." This is a straight up argument of you've had what you wanted for half a century now! Kind of like the communists who keep getting all their policies implemented on the west coast only to have inequality increase, eventually maybe it's time to take a moment and go "wait a minute, maybe our idea isn't working."
 
You want more retardation? (CW: close up of Bobby's jiggle physics)
Skits like this are funny when Mr Plinkett does it because you know Mike went out and bought the plastic crap just to do that scene.

Robert can feign irony all he wants; we all know those toys are from his personal collection he keeps on the shelf with the rest of his hallowed shrine to Consoomerism.
 
Not to mention that Tom and Jerry has universal appeal, and doesn't have an agenda.
By SJW logic, Tom and Jerry is an anti-feline piece of bigotry that normalises beating cats up.
He also wants to defend the theatre employees as they are the only "working class" that he cares about.
There's a reason Bob insists that bartenders and theatre workers are the TRUE and HONEST working class; they vote for his policies. It's basically the Marxist idea of the lumpenproletariat, only a fat man from Bahstan instead of a political theorist and sociologist from Germany is using it.
This thread... should not be binged..
Binging this thread is like reading the CWCki - it's horrible, but it's so horrible that it's both funny and you can't turn your eyes away.
You're still a Zionist, just now you've replaced "Zion" with "Monarchy."
Eh? I don't go around accusing people who are against monarchism of being anti-Semites.
 
For a guy who always spergs about his Superior Future, he sure goes backward when it comes to video games or movies.
He's not a lefty in any meaningful sense. He threw his considerable weight (erm...) behind Bernie, but for all we know, that was just posturing for Lindsay.

I don't consider him much of anything, except a bundle of hot takes.
 
He's not a lefty in any meaningful sense.
Bob is a fascist. He believes in a corporatist economic model, the state dictating culture, a state religion (or irreligion, in his case) and ultranationalism (if you consider ”blue America” to be a nation).

Admit it: if you took a quote from a fascist leader like:
Benito Mussolini said:
The Fascist conception of the State is all-embracing; outside of it no human or spiritual values can exist, much less have value. Thus understood, Fascism is totalitarian, and the Fascist State – a synthesis and a unit inclusive of all values – interprets, develops, and potentiates the whole life of a people.
and replaced ”fascist” with ”superior future”, you could imagine Bob saying it. Heck, this quote sounds exactly like a Movieblob tweet:
Francisco Franco said:
It is essentially a defensive reaction of the organism, a manifestation of the desire to live, of the desire not to die, which at certain times seizes a whole people.
 
He's not a lefty in any meaningful sense. He threw his considerable weight (erm...) behind Bernie, but for all we know, that was just posturing for Lindsay.

I don't consider him much of anything, except a bundle of hot takes.
Could've sworn he was SIMPing for Warren because he likes his politically acceptable mommy rulers. He'd have thirsted after Gabbard, but she was unacceptable to the group he tries to creep into so he just probably flung some very misogynistic and kinda rapey comments at her.
 
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Who is she? The Mattress Girl who framed a fellow student of rape?
That is the director of Eternals, an asian woman. She's being showed off because she's an asian woman. You don't need to show anything about the show, like production stills, the characters, or basic info about a gonzo part of the MCU that only the most die hard fans of Marvel have a grasp on when you've got an asian woman.
 
That is the director of Eternals, an asian woman. She's being showed off because she's an asian woman. You don't need to show anything about the show, like production stills, the characters, or basic info about a gonzo part of the MCU that only the most die hard fans of Marvel have a grasp on when you've got an asian woman.
Bob just knows he found a new stalking target to creep at on twitter.
 
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