Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Slowboat to China]

They are, in his mind, attractive. Therefore Bob wants to fuck them. When they refuse to do that he makes misogynistic remarks about them, because they're right-wingers and so, in his mind, calling them ugly sluts is perfectly fine.

I think it goes a little further than that.

In the cheesy old stories, the ones good feminists like Bob decry, there's always the woman who comes from the tribe of evil. You know, the mad scientist's beautiful daughter, stuff like that. The woman usually falls in love with the hero and ultimately helps him, turning against her evil father/tribe/country/etc. The power of Flash Gordon or Tarzan of the Apes sways her to the side of good.

We've established that Bob considers himself the ultra-manly hero of his narrative (all his talk about his marksmanship, survival skills, etc.). By all the laws of pop culture storytelling, beautiful conservative women ought to be throwing over their evil tribe to join with him instead. His charisma, intelligence, and mighty thews (OK, I just threw up in my mouth a little) should be enticing them out of their wicked ways. Yet ... it's not working.

Every conservative woman, every woman who continues to be "evil," is a rejection of the narrative. The existence of beautiful conservative women particularly so. Is it that they're not evil? Impossible! Can it be that Bob isn't enticing enough? Never!

So in order to preserve the narrative, these women can't actually be beautiful or worthy in any way ... Hence this Disney-gorged sack of rejected sausage meat talking shit about women way, way out of his league.

If it were anyone else, I wouldn't entertain this theory. But Bob "console wars gave me PTSD" Chipman, who's still pissed about the moon wheat and robot bodies that Epcot promised him? Yeah, I think it's a valid theory.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I was driving to work today, but someone tried to block me by building a wall out of MovieBob's Ws.

I showed up early.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

More Snyder Cut griefing:
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Yes Steppenwolf checks in with Desaad while finding the motherboxes, why is that suprising? He's a disgraced general and its made expliictly clear that Desaad doesn't trust him to locate the maguffins. Those scenes are there to serve as the foundation to Steppenwolfs character - that he's been exiled, disgraced and just wants to go home - since it's really the only way for him to exposit on his goals and personality. The only other option would've been an impromptu monologue while fighting the heroes which is exactly what the Whedon cut did and why the big bad was so ridiculously uninteresting.

Women! You are not empowered -- indeed you are barely a "person" -- unless you surrender your WAP to men and abort the clump of sin!

I love how he bleats 'respect women' anytime someone so much as side eyes his waifus but as soon as a female with the wrong opinions crosses his path Roberts first instinct is to dehumanise them, what a feminist indeed.

n's obsolete jerbs:

Whiteknighting a mass murderer, stunning and brave.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The only edit I demand is Bob being forcibly turned into a eunuch after it's decided his genes are lacking and won't be required for the state-monitored breeding program; non-procreational sexual impulse obviously running counter to an efficient and productive society.

Glory to the Motherland!

Salutations, Comrade Robert! I see you have adjusted to Commissar Bubba's methods of enforcement and have successfully begun the growth of your little rice paddy!

What's that? Where are the Asian women, you ask? Since I'm certain you're asking because you're genuinely curious, and not a racist who assumes that Asian women work in rice paddies, I'll tell you: they've been sent to the breeding grounds, destined to breed only with the greatest of men.

When will you meet them? Well, Comrade, never! This is why I'm here! You've been scheduled for involuntary castration!

No, I assure you, there is no mistake. We have examined your genetics and have determined that your genetic purity is, shall we say, less than stellar. Your failed genetics have resulted in you being chosen by the state to be removed from the human gene pool, all the better to make a superior human.

An example of a superior male, you ask? Well, this Joshua Connor Moon fellow. Alpha breeding stock right there! And let us not forget your usual overseer, Commissar Cleetus, who I do believe is engaging in state sanctioned breeding with the lovely Alexandria Occasio-Cortez and Naomi Wu at this very moment.

Save your protestations, Comrade; we've wasted enough time as it is. Commissar Bubba! Proceed with the castration!

As soon as you've finished writhing, Comrade Robert, return to work. That rice will not grow itself, after all! Glory to Bluelandia!

 

[StraightShooter2]

Can a mod add an "incel" tag to this thread? I think he fits the definition:

*Single, probably a frustrated virgin with rage

*Isn't single by choice - he's single because women he voyeurises on Twitter find him creepy and pathetic

*Likes "Cuties"

 

[Positron]

The woke are having second thoughts about Biden. Luckily, Bobby remains True Believer.

"I'm only a partisan of ME", bear this in mind whenever Bobby cheers on trannies.



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It is even more telling when you hear "poor people" you think "racist".

This is as good a time to refresh your memory with Bobby's OP:

OK the original poster specified "anti-black violence", but "refuse to acknowledge yada yada" is neither violence nor racism. To acknowledge something that one has no sufficient evidence of, for example, is dishonesty.

What's more, Bobby himself shifted the focus from "antiblack violence" to "poor white people who are assholes who hates me". Indeed, you can see Bobby's interlocuters are taking issue. not at the supposed racism of "assholes", but at Bobby's assertion that said "assholes" are "largely unneeded". They don't draw the inference to racism because normal people, even in this age of thought crimes, don't think being racist automatically means you are "unneeded by anybody".

The following three convos once again illustrate what Bobby's critics are concerned:



You can see they are talking in circles, because Bobby refuses to acknowledge the worth of people who hold the "wrong" ideology. They are just as bad as rapists and murderers.






If the statue were done by Jeff Koons, Bobby would be licking at the denim texture.

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"Everything you said is inaccurate", even though the internet doesn't forget.


Marvel:


More Marvel. No fucking idea:


Consoom:


Consoom to make your dreams come true:


Finally, let's have some fun!

 

[Adamska]

Ah yes, the minority's dreams to just take the white peoples' sloppy seconds and fucking love it.

Oh wait, that's the brutal way of saying whatever it is Bob mentally wanks to to pretend he isn't just a parochial moron with an IQ in the double digits.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob is the eternally waterboy for the establishment. Unfortunately, employment prospects and demand for "suck-up Simp for elderly career politicians" are very low.

His replying to legitimate criticisms of Biden with "but guys! What about the good will he built up?!" really tells you where his head is at. It's not important what you do, what's important is your status.

 

[Positron]

<A haggered, beaten down, weary looking man walks in.>
"@Positron is here!"
"Oh he definitely has to give it."

I'll keep it brief. I'm sure all of you know the Bee Gee song "I Started A Joke". But what is the song about? Who is the "I" in this song? Some think it is Hitler, who must die to let the whole world live. But it seems to me the song is describing someone who is stuck in his own personal fantasy world. In his isolation, he thinks he has an inordinate power over the world, someone Who Matters, someone that the perverse, backward world is always fighting against. He sees his eventual death as a sort of martyrdom, a cause of celebration to the intolerant, ignorant world, when in fact it is quiet, lonely, not so much forgotten as never acknowledged. This is a perpetual teenager. A Bob Chipman.

Bob Chipman is no Hitler, although he often speaks as though he is. His suffering brought the world a small bubbling rill of joy, of which we should be thankful. Bob loved to talk about "unneeded people", yet on reflection, there are indeed very, very feel people who the world does not need. Even someone as vile as Bob is needed, if only as an harmless, even amusing, example of vileness in this comedy of life. Now that, like the protagonist in the song, Bob finally died and the whole world goes on living, we may indulge in a little private thought: when it comes to the time we take stock of our lives, will we be haunted by the question: "Is the joke on me?"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

One of the things I hate about DC and Marvel is how they treat their properties. They have so many characters yet they keep using the same classic but overrated characters or the new woke division.

I’ve look up some dc comics and marvel comics and I found there are tons of underrated and underappreciated heroes and villains. Some of them are pretty cool and you could make a fortune off of them if you do it right.

Seriously, there’s tons of material that could be made into live-action movies and animated series.

1. Big Barda & Mister Miracle

They actually are developing a New Gods movie directed by Ava DuVernay, a black woman who Bob simped on a few pages back, and co-written by Tom King (who did the recent Mister Miracle series). DuVernay tweeted not too long ago that the script had progressed to a fourth draft. I think some of the #Snyder hype around Darkseid has helped there with the studio. If Eternals does decent for Disney it feels like this almost assuredly will come out in some form.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Man, is there a word for something funny that depresses you? Because the idea of the Squad running the country makes me almost suicidal.

There probably is in German.

Honestly I can see him more in denial and tard screaming in rage at Cletus, probably because he remembered him as the country boy (ie he hunted with his dad sometimes) from 2nd grade who made fun of his luck totem and belief in Mario as a god. Bob is that petty.

As funny as that sounds, I was trying to write a short comedy about Bob being fucked over by the people who he claims to support and I didn't think 20 lines of autistic rage would fit in with that.

Joshua Connor Moon

That's Dear Leader Moon to you.
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> GQP [sic] plague

I'm surprised to learn that the Republicans run a popular bat soup stall in the Wuhan market.

It is entirely possible for a rapist to work an essential job, and it's also possible for an unobjectionable guy to be laid off.

Bob's black and white thinking is so autistic it's not even funny.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It’s clear at this point despite Bob not saying it that he clearly shows contempt for poor people since he constantly uses wealth as a dig at people he doesn’t like (especially if they’re white) and doesn’t bother to acknowledge other races that are poor unless a “senpai” acknowledges it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

There probably is in German.

As funny as that sounds, I was trying to write a short comedy about Bob being fucked over by the people who he claims to support and I didn't think 20 lines of autistic rage would fit in with that.

That's Dear Leader Moon to you.
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> GQP [sic] plague

I'm surprised to learn that the Republicans run a popular bat soup stall in the Wuhan market.

It is entirely possible for a rapist to work an essential job, and it's also possible for an unobjectionable guy to be laid off.

Bob's black and white thinking is so autistic it's not even funny.

Blob and his senpais have dimensionally merged the Q-anon conspiratardcy with the GOP, thus the ridiculous "GQP" abbreviation, thus trying to eternally co-link the two in everlasting shame, because some LARPers did some dumbass shit.

Yet "Muh russiagate/pissgate/whatever" isn't treated with the same disdain, because it's OK when Bob and his ilk be conspiratards.

 

[ditto]

Don't learn to code:

wtf is Bob even saying there? That there *is* a shortcut to learn-to-code because the Beatles couldn't read sheet music?

Guess it's just his usual garbled thoughts.

 

[Koby_Fish]

wtf is Bob even saying there? That there *is* a shortcut to learn-to-code because the Beatles couldn't read sheet music?

Guess it's just his usual garbled thoughts.

that BS from bob right there, clearly comes from someone who never really learned computer code in any meaningful fashion. He's also never played any musical instrument. Playing by "ear" is a thing, and the Beatles did know the chords, but Bob doesn't realize that there's no such thing as coding by "ear" or whatever. It's nowhere near the same (and I say that as someone that once played a couple musical instruments, could read music at some point but forgot how, and who also learned how to code in one of the older programming languages).

The only blind code-muddling I ever did (maybe Bob did? If he had a Game Genie?) was play with the hexidecimal arrangements - without knowing it was hexadecimal - in Game Genie code books. But that was trial and error and as likely to bite you in the ass as turn into something good or better than what the original code being cribbed off of did.

 

[ditto]

that BS from bob right there, clearly comes from someone who never really learned computer code in any meaningful fashion.

Not to mention his source of income is from making videos. Much easier than coding but he still does it terribly.

 

[Mr Snek]

that BS from bob right there, clearly comes from someone who never really learned computer code in any meaningful fashion. He's also never played any musical instrument. Playing by "ear" is a thing, and the Beatles did know the chords, but Bob doesn't realize that there's no such thing as coding by "ear" or whatever. It's nowhere near the same (and I say that as someone that once played a couple musical instruments, could read music at some point but forgot how, and who also learned how to code in one of the older programming languages).

The only blind code-muddling I ever did (maybe Bob did? If he had a Game Genie?) was play with the hexidecimal arrangements - without knowing it was hexadecimal - in Game Genie code books. But that was trial and error and as likely to bite you in the ass as turn into something good or better than what the original code being cribbed off of did.

There's no way Bob has ever done any programming work. I imagine he thinks that coding is writing out orders in technical jargon, like
1. Kill mayo ghouls
2. Buy me a small amount of McDonalds
Really, unless you've done programming before, it's extremely hard to imagine what programming is like. It comes down to visualizing what you want the program to do then translating that through your understanding of the programming language. And anyone who has done programming before can tell you that adapting to a new language or even another person use of a language takes a lot of learning in itself. Bob can't even learn to do his own job well, much less someone elses, and I don't even know what he's trying to say by comparing it to music, they've got nothing in common aside from writing music using its own language, I guess?

 

[Ita Mori]

Even more funny is that Bob admits he sucks at his own job and does nothing for society, yet has the guts to ree at Musk for choosing to make crappy cars than forward moon rockets. The no effort scum demanding efforts of others is such a CWC play I'm starting to think Bob is the absolute undisputable autist king of the farms.
I'd suggest he has no self-awareness but the fact he insults others based on their physical appearance says it all.
I think most people would sooner see any GOPer he rages at completely naked (Cruz, Boebert, Hawley, Carlson) before they have to suffer seeing Bob shirtless.

Sorry bob, you will not be alive to see affordable mainstream space travel, much less a way to cheat death via DNA manipulation or cyborg body.
You'd think a guy so scared of death would do his best to prolong his life by eating, sleeping and training like an athlete, but nope; Bob knows the secret to life is tweeting at 5am, MickeyD's, and sloth.

 

[YMB]

I know I'm about 15 pages behind on this, but Bob's head is so large and misshapen because it's full of tumors. At least I hope it is.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Even more funny is that Bob admits he sucks at his own job and does nothing for society, yet has the guts to ree at Musk for choosing to make crappy cars than forward moon rockets. The no effort scum demanding efforts of others is such a CWC play I'm starting to think Bob is the absolute undisputable autist king of the farms.
I'd suggest he has no self-awareness but the fact he insults others based on their physical appearance says it all.
I think most people would sooner see any GOPer he rages at completely naked (Cruz, Boebert, Hawley, Carlson) before they have to suffer seeing Bob shirtless.

Sorry bob, you will not be alive to see affordable mainstream space travel, much less a way to cheat death via DNA manipulation or cyborg body.
You'd think a guy so scared of death would do his best to prolong his life by eating, sleeping and training like an athlete, but nope; Bob knows the secret to life is tweeting at 5am, MickeyD's, and sloth.

Given the rapidly advancing progress of medicine, we could all theoretically live a very long time provided you make it to the next 50 years or so. The problem for Bob would be surviving that long and keeping his physical form in state where his quality of life is anything but dismal. I mean, if you're bed-ridden and on a breath-machine with no limbs and still weigh more than a car, wouldn't you want them to just shoot you?