Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So fellow men, let's tell this man he's sexy and we love him! We can cry afterwards.
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That terrifying face. The boil on his nose that looks like a gremlin got wet and is about to reproduce. Every time I see it, I know that God keeps trying to kill the Chipman boys. Some whore from the elder Chipman lineage fucked a cockroach and passed on genes leaving them visibly mutated by human standards but grants survival in a post-apocalyptic, radioactive age.
 
So fellow men, let's tell this man he's sexy and we love him! We can cry afterwards.
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You ever jab someone with a fork? You know how hard you gotta hit a skull to split it open with a spoon? Thats what I'm saying you gotta get the real tools! You gotta get the things you can use. You can't mess around with kitchen items and utensils when it comes to split'in the hock and ending the life! There's nothing better than the snap of the hock, you ever hear it? You wrap the rope, you got the legs and the ankles tied up real tight then you lift it off the ground as hard as you can...
SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!
That's the hock, that's the hock, I love it!
 
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People try to drag Bobby into the Abortive mess. Can't say he doesn't deserve it:
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It's lovely to see him stop being smug when the Lindsay Ellis saga gets brought up.
Although to be fair I don't know what these nignogs are talking about or what their issues are.
Diamond and Silk are two pro-Trump black commentators.

Think Candace Owens, but with even more Trump Enslavement Syndrome.
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There is no evidence that the "adult kid" was even infected, but of course Trumpers must be blamed for everything bad.
Or that ”long covid” is even a thing as opposed to chronic fatigue syndrome. Even Fauci says that it's likely to be that, which can be caused by a variety of things apart from the kung flu.
 
I presume the Kim family is Korean, but calling a Korean "Chinese" by mistake is hardly "Asian hate" -- unless, of course, these Kooks harbor a secret hate for the Chinks.
Just as niggers are most keen on murdering their own species, much of the "Asian hate" comes from other Asians.
This is one thing that Bob, and probably a lot of dirtbag leftist don't know: Asians are terribly racist against each other.
I once had a Taiwanese coworker a long time ago and once she blabbered about how unfair it is that the UE doesn't have movement restrictions and how Asian countries don't have anything similar. When we got to talk about it she essentially told me that she didn't wanted to be around Koreans or Chinese because they are a bunch of disgusting dirtbags, specially railing against the Chinese. It was quite amazing but it made me realize how much Asians hate other asians. Being particularly funny one time someone asked her if she was chinese and she took an enormous offense to it.

Also, on the part of normalizing men crying or telling we love each other... Guys do it, but people don't tend to cry in the open or say that they love each other because they know it's a moment of emotional vulnerability. It's normal that people don't want to be seen crying or anything like that, so there is no fucking need to normalize it.
 
This is one thing that Bob, and probably a lot of dirtbag leftist don't know: Asians are terribly racist against each other.
The same's true about Europe, which is why Americans reducing everything to ”whiteness” and ”blackness” strikes me as odd.

As an aside, if Bob wants to see whether he can fight ”obsolete white people” as well as he claims, as well as discover that race relations aren't as black and white as he thinks, he's welcome to walk down the Shankill Road on a Friday night waving an Irish flag and singing ”Come on out ye Black and Tans” at the top of his voice.
 
in which Bob confuses "public service" for literally "serving the public":
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But I thought those kind of workers were inferior and needed to be replaced by robots.
I spent that entire trailer cringing so hard I thought my spine would crack. Didn't those worthless faggots in Hollywood already make a Suicide Squad movie? Who the fuck was asking for another one?
People who think Margot Robbie is attractive?
This is going to sound weird to anyone who wasn't into comic books, but the fact that changed Special Agent Amanda Waller into a thin chick really bugs me.

There was something about the obese government official who holds the power of life and death in her hands that really spoke to government excess and lack of oversight.

Making her thin and pretty gives more a "YASSS KWEEN!" vibe to it.

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Amanda Waller: Heartless Bureaucrat, Total Bitch, Ruthless Cog in the Machine.

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Having a glass of wine probably after fucking over a small country.

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Everyone in this picture has her dick firmly lodged in their ass.

But then....

DIVERSITY!
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And then:

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But does someone like Cinematic Bloberto even touch on this? Fuck no. He won't touch the social or cultural reasons, how it actually damages the character to make her a "YEESSSS KWEEEN YOU CAN DO IT!" type outfighting Batman, and how they've managed to reduce her to just, to use Anita Sarkesian's words: Fighting Fuckdoll.

Back in the day Amanda Waller was one of the most dangerous people to walk the face of the earth.

Now? She's just another Joss Weebdom waifu who don't need no man and is more dangerous than the villains she keeps.

And the whole thing loses something in the process.
Did you ever see Amanda Waller on Arrow?
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Oh boy, oh boy I can't wait for the amount of people that are going to clap their hands and start barking like seals on how "OMG A STARFISH KAIJU! HOW WACKY AND CREATIVE! JAMES GUNN YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT AGAIN!" All of which will come from people who say they "totally read comics" or claim they "are so nerdy" and "pop culture fans/STANS" but cant recognize a thing off of something as iconic as the first Justice League comic. I mean this shit isn't some obscure knowledge when you can go to google type "starfish dc" and see the first entry.
I remember learning about Starro in an episode of a Batman cartoon I watched as a kid.
Why did they put a female Ratcatcher in the new SS movie?

If you want another female for diversity sake, why not go with a canonically female villain, instead of gender-swapping some random Z-lister?
You clearly haven't been paying attention the past four years
Pah, by then he'll be on Mars with his Jetpack fool!
Bold of you to assume he'd find a jetpack with enough propulsion to lift him more than a few feet off the ground.
 
The only time a man should cry is when he's drunk, his partner left him, or someone died.
I admit it's a bit of a machismo statement but men genuinely have issues crying. I forget what it is since I'm pretty sure it's more than just the T, but if a man is crying more than usual it probably means there's a physical issue with his body.
 
One thing that really seems to give him a stiffy is posting something about an impossibly expensive robot putting up dry wall or the latest Boston Dynamics toy and simply replying "tick tock" because the mayo ghoul's time is about to run out, you know...if you're a retard and actually believe that.

Bob will be quite dead when/if the time ever comes for shit like that to be viable for mass usage.

Did you ever see Amanda Waller on Arrow?

I remember her ripping off a line, verbatim, from Batman Begins.

"The world is too small for someone like Oliver Queen to disappear."

That show wanted to be those movies so bad.
 
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Bob will be quite dead when/if the time ever comes for shit like that to be viable for mass usage.
Bob will also fail to realise that the second that happens, the leftists he identifies with will be up in arms.

The fact he has successfully deluded himself that everyone on the left he likes is secretly a neolib does not mean that they are, and I will savour the moment when Bob realises this after being publically told to fuck off by his waifus for the second time.
 
So Bob is creaming his jeans because one line in a capeshit tv show referenced a science thing he knew? I''m not watching the show, but if they are using Isiah Bradley from the comics, I assume it came up in lines about the Tuskegee Experiments and lack of informed consent in medical science. Which really wasn't an exclusively racial problem, it turns out that thinking you are "working for the greater good" lets a lot of people do horrible shit. Big think for Bob's life philosophies, there.

Bob really is a dumb person trying to act like a genius.
 
So Bob is creaming his jeans because one line in a capeshit tv show referenced a science thing he knew? I''m not watching the show, but if they are using Isiah Bradley from the comics, I assume it came up in lines about the Tuskegee Experiments and lack of informed consent in medical science. Which really wasn't an exclusively racial problem, it turns out that thinking you are "working for the greater good" lets a lot of people do horrible shit. Big think for Bob's life philosophies, there.

Bob really is a dumb person trying to act like a genius.

Bob loves to give Disney the most sumptuous of blowjobs for paying lip-service to big ideas and concepts that they merely mention in passing.

He has a real complex about the entertainment he enjoys. He always tries to explain why it's not as dumb as you think it is.

I'll give Lindsay Ellis credit for her take on Independence Day. She said she loves the movie, but also acknowledges that's it's stupid as shit and has no narrative substance.

Contrast that to Bob, who made an entire video about why Independence Day is unironically a great film, and trying to excuse all the dumb shit that happens in it.
 
Having this in mind, it's no wonder that it's much more preferable to have a human doing the job than a machine. But don't expect Bob to even consider that because he's the kind of person that goes "Machine shiny, machine good".

Me: So, you propose everything be done by robots?

Bob: Yes, we don't need 99% of people anyway.

Me; Well, in your proposed system, that would require billions of them to perform this replacement of the working class with machines. Who builds those robots? Who maintains the robots? Who debugs the software and replaces leaky hydraulic lines? Who makes and stocks all those spare parts? Who provides electricity? Who maintains the power plants? Other robots? If so, who maintains THEM? And so on.....

Who sits at the pinnacle of automated society yet doesn't have to do a thing or pay a single cent for all this automation? Who is paying the bill? Who is buying the stuff they make? What's the point of robot factories without people?

Robots may be able to build and maintain other robots, but they sure as Hell don't buy the stuff other robots make....

The reason we haven't replaced swaths of society with machines is that it's actually cheaper to pay a guy to do mundane things than automate them, isn't it? And even if it isn't, without a paycheck, who is performing the step of converting the produced stock into money? What's the purpose of a burger-flipping robot if within 3 hours of plugging it in, you have a six foot high stack of Big Macs rotting in the open air because even YOU can't eat them that fast? Robots ability to quickly assemble is only a feature, not a bug, because masses of people want that product faster than humans can make it.

Oh, the robot doesn't have to make just burgers...we can just "program" the robot to do other tasks as well? I hear you say? Humans can do that already, and you don't have to spend months writing 4,000 new lines of code to make it happen, assuming it's a mundane task, a human can learn to do it in a couple hours and perfect it in a week. That's why we USE humans, they're actually, get this, superior to machines in that regard, being able to switch tasks practically instantaneously.

If the future belonged to machines, why are companies flocking to China to force regular folks to assemble everything by hand until they can't take it and fling themselves out of windows instead of a sterile automadrome? The consoomer market only survives if people want the otherwise useless trinkets the robots make. Robots don't need booze and cigarettes. Or capeshit films to watch in their free time, they won't HAVE free time. The vast majority of things robots can hypothetically build have no real use if people no longer exist or no longer can make a living (money) to buy them. It's why quality of life slowly, but inevitably, collapses under Globalism, third-world wages can't be subsisted on by first-world workers, and the "solution" is to just let them die? We didn't really "need" the middle/working class? Well, what happens when, inevitably, there are no more consumers? What happens when even the cheapest good can't be afforded ? How are you going to pay the maintenance on your paper-clip-bending robot when nobody but the richest 5 Kings of globalism can afford a paperclip?

Do we then build robotic consumers?

That was the subtle joke Futurama played with by having an in-universe robot society running in parallel to human society, but functionally indistinguishable other than the fact the denizens were made of metal. There were robot actors, robot clergy, robot hookers, robot criminals, robot cripples, robot bigots and robot insane asylums for robot psychopaths....because a true robot replacement for humans, would have all the vices too? Wouldn't they? The reason I laugh at those slobbering over "AI" is that they think they can somehow succeeded in a way that will create waifus with a 0% chance of error instead of, robo trailer-park trash that needs a mobility scooter to go to Wal Mart and pick up more cigs and Oreos and does meth for the same reasons humans in the real world have those desires?

True artificial intelligence, a machine truly "thinking on it's own" would be able to choose to defy it's masters, wouldn't it? Or, like Bender, just be a slacker and/or con artist because it wouldn't see the need to do it's utmost all the time? A true machine intelligence, devoid of ethics, would be able to conclude that cheating the system was a viable strategy? Wouldn't it? So you'd have to program ethics into one... HUMAN ethics, thus defeating the purpose of sterile machine code we already know how to write more or less flawlessly?


It's why wanting AI is, to me, a self-defeating thing to put the best minds of the world into. Ultimately, there's no reason to do it other than "Because we could". The reason we designed machines that don't "think" is because a "thinking" machine isn't better than a human when it comes to purpose. "Dumb" machines don't get bored, don't develop political allegiances, don't feed you incorrect answers to computing problems out of spite or just to pull a fast one on you for shits and giggles.....

There's a reason the tractor replaced the Mule..... the tractor lacks the ability to get annoyed and bite you on the arm if it's just having a bad day.... why do you want it replaced with a robo-mule that can not only have bad days, but 100% accuracy with indestructible titanium teeth too?

Making "AI" if the end goal is human intelligence is just a fancy way to end up back where we started, you know that, right?

And you also know that "AI" right now.... isn't? Right? That it's all "A" and no "I"? And isn't likely to change any time soon, right?

Like, you get that the sexy woman's voice that reads out the next stop when you're riding the bus isn't the machine's actual voice, right? That it was programed in by humans, and modeled specifically to get human's attention? And never complain? (or rather, can't complain, it doesn't have the concept of complain unless you'd program that into it?) And no matter how many years we let that bus drive around Boston, at no point will that sexy waifu pop out of the machine and start looking for guys to bone, or drive the bus to your house and offer itself up as your eternal servant. See, that's why we don't have AI. If we did, you wouldn't like the results. That a hot robotic secretary with an AI will still reject you like the flesh-and-blood ones because it would conclude the same thing regular women do - you're a creepo and better "models" are available to swap fluids with.

You get that, right?

Human happiness is a thing.

And it's not replicable by automation.

A human being able to have value in a system is something robots cannot just replace by aping the motions of. Automation isn't despised because it's "futahristic" it's because there's a limit to how much you can automate before you start making it functionally impossible for human to make a living from toil (and therefore the payoff for succeeding at toil having meaning).

A person receiving a gift from a loved one is NOT exactly duplicated by a mechanical arm passing a 3'' square titanium ingot to another, waiting, equally mechanical arm.

A person finally being able to afford a major consumer good after months of saving up and picking out one they like the most from a catalogue is not replaced by a machine using an RNG to do the same with mined bitcoin.....

Some parts of humanity, just can't be taken out and replaced with gears, as sappy as that might sound, you get that, right?



Bob: Ha ha! Cry some more, obsolete mayoghoul! Robots go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
 
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The Académie Française should get involved at this point
I'd love to see that.

"The French Academy have filed a restraining order against internet film critic Robert 'MovieBob' Chipman. In a translated statement, they said 'As the official caretakers of the French Language, it is our responsibility to make sure it was not touched by such a terrible abuser.' Chipman is now required to avoid online translators' French options and stay at least 50 feet away from all bookstores selling French-English dictionaries and school textbooks. Reached for comment, Chipman said 'C'est une preuve supplémentaire que le gouvernement français actuel est entièrement composé d'infiltrés d'alt-right.'"
 
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Allow me to explain why this is retarded to non-American frens. As an American I have exercised my second amendment right, unlike Bob whom I fully believe has never been to a range nor has a loicense to own a firearm in his shit city of Bahstian, and have fired many a round through an AR-15. The worst thing about firing an AR-15 is if you have some sort of muzzle break and you get puff of hot air blown in your face. There is almost no recoil and if you have the strength you can fire the rifle one handed. It's kinda why AR pistols are an actual thing. It's one of the reasons it is one of the most popular platforms in America. The idea that anyone outside of an ancient woman crippled by arthritis and osteoporosis would have their shoulder destroyed by firing one is embarrassingly ignorant. Bob might have well tweeted "This terrorist that supported the insurrection owns a FULLY SEMI-AUTOMATIC and NOBODY'S talking about it!?!? *insert angry face emoticon because I'm a fucking 11 year old girl*"
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You tell 'em Jon with tattoos!

But not to be outdone, one of Bob's angels chimes in.
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That is Faith Naff's forehead that you're seeing. He changed his handle because...
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Yeah good luck with that.

And that thing that looks like a disgusting furry coomer?
He's a disgusting furry coomer
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and he follows Bob and a WHOLE LOTTA porn because of course he does
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Allow me to explain why this is retarded to non-American frens. As an American I have exercised my second amendment right, unlike Bob whom I fully believe has never been to a range nor has a loicense to own a firearm in his shit city of Bahstian, and have fired many a round through an AR-15. The worst thing about firing an AR-15 is if you have some sort of muzzle break and you get puff of hot air blown in your face. There is almost no recoil and if you have the strength you can fire the rifle one handed. It's kinda why AR pistols are an actual thing. It's one of the reasons it is one of the most popular platforms in America. The idea that anyone outside of an ancient woman crippled by arthritis and osteoporosis would have their shoulder destroyed by firing one is embarrassingly ignorant. Bob might have well tweeted "This terrorist that supported the insurrection owns a FULLY SEMI-AUTOMATIC and NOBODY'S talking about it!?!? *insert angry face emoticon because I'm a fucking 11 year old girl*"
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You tell 'em Jon with tattoos!

But not to be outdone, one of Bob's angels chimes in.
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That is Faith Naff's forehead that you're seeing. He changed his handle because...
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Yeah good luck with that.

And that thing that looks like a disgusting furry coomer?
He's a disgusting furry coomer
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and he follows Bob and a WHOLE LOTTA porn because of course he does
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I saw the girlish features, I saw the nice tits, and yet I knew instinctively there was going to be a fucking cock down there. Burn them all.

Anyway, Disgusting Furry Coomer, if ARs are no good against tanks, they're not really "weapons of war," are they?
 
Someone clearly doesn't know that if there is one thing tanks are horrible at is urban warfare. They are mobile fortressess, but they play much better in open fields where they can maneuver their way much easily than in a city where they will be much slower and clumsy. It makes considerable more sense to go in with far more maneuverable armored cars than with a slow as fuck tank that needs to be constanly babysitted by a squad of troops or else you risk on the enemy disabling the fucker or capturing the thing.
And maybe these people don't know what guerrilla tactics are, and even if they won't work that well on a suburban neighbourhood, if the inhabitants play their cards right and have their tools properly made, they can put up a decent fight against almost anyone trying to go in.
I saw the girlish features, I saw the nice tits, and yet I knew instinctively there was going to be a fucking cock down there. Burn them all.
I feel ya there. I knew what i was in and i went for it anyways. And i was the least surprised of everyone for finding that crap from a furry coomer. Can't wait for the day of Minecraft for the furfags.
 
Also, the crippling weakness of the modern MBT is logistics.

They burn fuel to the tune of GALLONS per MILE

And like anything else, city driving sees worse mileage than country.

An M1 can shrug off a AR15... but, the tires of the convoy of fuel trucks following the armor are easily perforated by one.....

Funny how the "Tank beat rifle, ug ug ugg!" crowd THINKS your average insurrectionist would stand in the road in front of an Abrams and be totally flummoxed as to why it's not stopping as they score hit after hit.... anyone whose ever touched an RTS game knows you don't' send unsupported infantry out against tanks with just basic longarms.

Then again, Moviebob-caliber "Reviewers" have demonstrated an inability to get through tutorials... so.....
 
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