Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Can someone tell me what does Synder Cut has to do with Gozilla? Why would Synder's fans review-bomb Gozilla?
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The Snyder Cut has nothing to do with the review bombing of Godzilla vs. King Kong. Chris is enough of an idiot to believe everything the entertainment media prints, and the entertainment media hated the fact that AT&T listened to the fans.
 
The Snyder Cut has nothing to do with the review bombing of Godzilla vs. King Kong. Chris is enough of an idiot to believe everything the entertainment media prints, and the entertainment media hated the fact that AT&T listened to the fans.
Probably a bottle of red, bottle of white situation. Yeah there are probably some SnyderCut dweebs who are doing that. Just the fact that it's being talked about probably gave some idiots the idea. But it could just as likely be dorks who wanted Kong to win, or people butthurt about American companies doing Godzilla movies at all. or people who are just negging everything as a way to feel like they threw gas on a Hollywood trashfire. But in terms of being any one of those things definitively? Nah.

Culture war is a dumb phrase because it's less of a war and more like two colonies of worms trying to strip the same carcass.
 
This is one thing that Bob, and probably a lot of dirtbag leftist don't know: Asians are terribly racist against each other.
I once had a Taiwanese coworker a long time ago and once she blabbered about how unfair it is that the UE doesn't have movement restrictions and how Asian countries don't have anything similar. When we got to talk about it she essentially told me that she didn't wanted to be around Koreans or Chinese because they are a bunch of disgusting dirtbags, specially railing against the Chinese. It was quite amazing but it made me realize how much Asians hate other asians. Being particularly funny one time someone asked her if she was chinese and she took an enormous offense to it.

Also, on the part of normalizing men crying or telling we love each other... Guys do it, but people don't tend to cry in the open or say that they love each other because they know it's a moment of emotional vulnerability. It's normal that people don't want to be seen crying or anything like that, so there is no fucking need to normalize it.
Well, you could excuse the Taiwanese for hating the fuck out of the Mainland Chinese (except maybe the Hong Kongers), given that Mainland China has been threatening to take Taiwan over for the past 70 or so years and the Mainland Chinese people are too brainwashed to stop the CCP.

China and Korea have hated each other since ages past, and they both hate the fuck out of Japan.

But don't expect Blob or any of his angels and senpais to understand any of this.
 
Bob is such a mess now, I miss the days when the worst he did was accuse Halo 4 of being Republican propaganda attempting to keep people from voting for Obama.


Ah, those halcyon days when Bob was just some idiot making imbecilic comments about video games and pop culture, instead of someone who seriously thinks that the Console Wars are in any way comparable to the Vietnam War, or that calling for the removal of entire populations just because they piss him off is OK.
 
Bob is such a mess now, I miss the days when the worst he did was accuse Halo 4 of being Republican propaganda attempting to keep people from voting for Obama.


Ah, those halcyon days when Bob was just some idiot making imbecilic comments about video games and pop culture, instead of someone who seriously thinks that the Console Wars are in any way comparable to the Vietnam War, or that calling for the removal of entire populations just because they piss him off is OK.
You know that Moviebob’s shitty console war comparisons came from his book (that also compared the reveal of Mario 3 to JFK’s assassination and how he bragged about essentially skipping his grandmas funeral to play Mario 3) which was released even before Bob went full crazy with Gamergate, hell Bob could’ve always been this crazy since that interview with his acquaintance from the atheist forum showed Bob believe that Activision had been involved in 9/11 and were making shooter games to train people to be okay with shooting “brown people”.
 
You know that Moviebob’s shitty console war comparisons came from his book (that also compared the reveal of Mario 3 to JFK’s assassination and how he bragged about essentially skipping his grandmas funeral to play Mario 3) which was released even before Bob went full crazy with Gamergate, hell Bob could’ve always been this crazy since that interview with his acquaintance from the atheist forum showed Bob believe that Activision had been involved in 9/11 and were making shooter games to train people to be okay with shooting “brown people”.
And Gamergate/the woke bug just made him even worse. What was already an obnoxious, absent-minded, idiotic persona devolved even deeper into a wannabe-Himmler with extra fat, except the actual Himmler at least had the decency to be punctual and organized.
 
The Sonic movie is on, and it's interesting how Jim Carry's Doctor Robotnik is so similar to Bob in many ways.

He was bullied in school and never got over it.
He needlessly uses big words.
Thinks machines are better than people.
Looks down on rural folks.

The main difference is that Robotnik can actually create some of the things Bob is butthurt that other people aren't.

No wonder Bob despises this movie. His sort is the villain.
Hilariously, unused (?) concept art for Sonic Boom shows Eggman was a backwater hillbilly as a child. That'd probably trigger Bob's white trash inferiority complex like hell.
 

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I really don't like the idea of Bob getting official Nintendo stuffed toys with holes made for sticking body parts into.


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This is why I pray the Rosary every day.
I was under the impression that chronic fatigue syndrome was one of those fake diseases that mainly afflict bored housewives, similar to fibromyalgia and multiple chemical sensitivity. A collection of symptoms with no traceable cause.
I don't know enough about it, but whatever it is, it isn't covid and can't be blamed on covid.
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Unless, of course, they're Republican congresscritters.

As an aside, let me just point out that a lot of the communists who use the Three Arrows don't realise that it was an anti-communist symbol. The arrows stood for opposition to communism, monarchism and Nazism.
Ralph has also had sex.
If you consider his right hand to be a seperate person, which given his diabetes might happen soon, the same is true of Bob.
 
Well, you could excuse the Taiwanese for hating the fuck out of the Mainland Chinese (except maybe the Hong Kongers), given that Mainland China has been threatening to take Taiwan over for the past 70 or so years and the Mainland Chinese people are too brainwashed to stop the CCP.

China and Korea have hated each other since ages past, and they both hate the fuck out of Japan.

But don't expect Blob or any of his angels and senpais to understand any of this.
Some of the most memorable experiences I have ever had teaching in Korea involved my kids bluntly hating the Chinese and the Japanese. It's fairly easy to forget how closely connected ethnicity and nationalism are over in East Asia and you get dozens of hours of footage of the young and old ovet here railing about how the Chinese are a spider eating mass of assholes who scoop up tge real estate and fuck over the locals or how the Japanese are monkeys who deserve another atomic bomb for refusing to acknowledge the comfort women issue.

Bob and his angels are not well-traveled. They not only live in the West but are stuck in the progressive/SocJus bubble where the whites are the root of all societial ills and the POCs all gallop and hold hands in meadows. When you visit any region outside of North America, you notice that tensions run deep and that the locals don't necessarily want to be grouped into one race bracket. It's brutally honest and quite refreshing.
 
Some of the most memorable experiences I have ever had teaching in Korea involved my kids bluntly hating the Chinese and the Japanese. It's fairly easy to forget how closely connected ethnicity and nationalism are over in East Asia and you get dozens of hours of footage of the young and old ovet here railing about how the Chinese are a spider eating mass of assholes who scoop up tge real estate and fuck over the locals or how the Japanese are monkeys who deserve another atomic bomb for refusing to acknowledge the comfort women issue.

Bob and his angels are not well-traveled. They not only live in the West but are stuck in the progressive/SocJus bubble where the whites are the root of all societial ills and the POCs all gallop and hold hands in meadows. When you visit any region outside of North America, you notice that tensions run deep and that the locals don't necessarily want to be grouped into one race bracket. It's brutally honest and quite refreshing.
China's so hep to this western socjus bubble bullshit that they have the absolute unmitigated gall to accuse other countries such as Canada with much better human rights records of "Human rights abuses" (trying to curry favor with Canada's indigenous population, natch) but when they're called out on their own human rights failings (such as when Canada's parliament - minus the Liberal Cabinet who in a cowardly fashion weren't even there except Marc Garneau, and he made a big unparliamentary show of abstaining ("for the Government of Canada, I abstain" which is absolutely verboten) - voted to condemn the genocide on the Uighurs, they will sternly declare that Canada/US/whoever (ESPECIALLY Canada) has no right to interfere in the domestic affairs of China and therefore very bluntly says that Canada should STFU.

If only western leaders had brass balls that big... but unfortunately the majority has the political fortitude and understanding of the average Moviebob senpai, which is hardly anything at all.
 
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Can someone tell me what does Synder Cut has to do with Gozilla? Why would Synder's fans review-bomb Gozilla?
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Because the current retarded marketing gimmick that companies terrified of failing or shill needing clicks or retard manchildren like Chris and Bob do to feel validated is to force a stupid us v. them bullshit comparison. It's the laziest and saddest attempt to market and a sign you aren't confident in your work, but they keep doing this.

Also nice fascism support Chris. Billy-Bob isn't the only one who wants to gas the normals it seems, though this is just seemingly due to blind and willful ignorance rather than 30+ years of reeee.
 
China's so hep to this western socjus bubble bullshit that they have the absolute unmitigated gall to accuse other countries such as Canada with much better human rights records of "Human rights abuses" (trying to curry favor with Canada's indigenous population, natch) but when they're called out on their own human rights failings (such as when Canada's parliament - minus the Liberal Cabinet who in a cowardly fashion weren't even there except Marc Garneau, and he made a big unparliamentary show of abstaining ("for the Government of Canada, I abstain" which is absolutely verboten) - voted to condemn the genocide on the Uighurs, they will sternly declare that Canada/US/whoever (ESPECIALLY Canada) has no right to interfere in the domestic affairs of China and therefore very bluntly should Canada should STFU.

If only western leaders had brass balls that big... but unfortunately the majority has the political fortitude and understanding of the average Moviebob senpai, which is hardly anything at all.
This may come as a shock to Bob and those he simps for, but China is a Potemkin Village on a national scale. Outside of carefully curated areas for tourists (like Beijing and Hong Kong), China is a backwards, rural shithole (they will literally eat animals alive out there, and they see nothing wrong with it.) On top of that, the disastrous One Child Policy has led to the Chinese population consisting largely of middle-aged men- an aging population that cannot be replaced quickly. China resorts to whataboutism because, if people began looking too closely, they'd realize the CCP rests on a foundation of sand. The CCP's power is largely an illusion, one aided and abetted by the West. If the West actually pushed, the Chinese house of cards would collapse.

Some of the most memorable experiences I have ever had teaching in Korea involved my kids bluntly hating the Chinese and the Japanese. It's fairly easy to forget how closely connected ethnicity and nationalism are over in East Asia and you get dozens of hours of footage of the young and old ovet here railing about how the Chinese are a spider eating mass of assholes who scoop up tge real estate and fuck over the locals or how the Japanese are monkeys who deserve another atomic bomb for refusing to acknowledge the comfort women issue.

Bob and his angels are not well-traveled. They not only live in the West but are stuck in the progressive/SocJus bubble where the whites are the root of all societial ills and the POCs all gallop and hold hands in meadows. When you visit any region outside of North America, you notice that tensions run deep and that the locals don't necessarily want to be grouped into one race bracket. It's brutally honest and quite refreshing.
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If only western leaders had brass balls that big... but unfortunately the majority has the political fortitude and understanding of the average Moviebob senpai, which is hardly anything at all.
Thing is that a lot of western leaders are scared of China because China has money in their pockets or because they know that if they piss off the CCP enough, they will ban companies from their country to operate in China, which will mean a considerable loss of revenue on their part.

I just wish someone had the guts to not want to feed the enemy and told China to fuck off and take their filth money elsewhere. The problem is that China will inevitably do it because there is a long queue of companies waiting to do business with them.
 
Journos continue to play dirty and the Capitol rioters cannot get crowdfunded. Bobby rejoices:
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Cancel Culture continues not to exist. This time it is natural selection am I right?
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Bobby demonstrates his erudition with respect to an AOC meme:
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Wishing bad things upon his political enemies:
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I have no intention to listen to a 26 minute podcast to find out what's happening with the tweet below:
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More Synder Cut vs Godzilla tard fights:
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People took issue at Bobby calling the Synder Cut "the same bad movie" as the original.
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Just because another movie had a more-drastic alteration means that Synder Cut is exactly the same movie. You may as well say Robert Chipman is not fat because Louis Gagliardi is fatter.

Bobby still insists that Falcon is about HeLa cell line and/or the Tuskegee study:
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Marvel and KISS:
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Marvel and vampires.
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Batman bullshit:
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Huge DC sperging:
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Bobby's Angel congratulates MCU-Disney for doing the right thing:
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While another Angel continues to dream of an America without police:
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Simp. Bobby cares about "original artists":
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Go to the Twitter of this skank to see why Bobby is concerned.

Finally, smething more interesting than trannies and camwhores, and less of a pest:
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Can someone tell me what does Synder Cut has to do with Gozilla? Why would Synder's fans review-bomb Gozilla?
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The retarded indignation of this. He's basically saying that our silence is violence and finishes strong with "You bet on the wrong horse". Much like how Chris has stated that he's not responsible the stupid shit his superior sibling, every accomplishment Chris has had has been wiped away by Bob's victory this weekend, says NONE of us are tard wranglers and it's not our job to defend a movie about a big monkey fighting a radioactive dinosaur.
How the hell else is Chris gonna get all his home improvements done on the cheap?
 
The only time a man should cry is when he's drunk, his partner left him, or someone died.
I believe the correct list is when his parents die, his daughter marries or his country falls.

For real though I'm so fucking sick of this particular woke talking point: men do cry, but usually it's done privately if at all, because men are capable of recognising crying doesn't get shit done. It's not like women who start crying and men will trip over themselves to get to her first and fix her problems for her.

Normalising weakness in men is abhorrent to me, but I'm not remotely surprised a big girl's blouse like Chippa supports it; dude probably has a full-on meltdown if he rips the top of his Fruit Loops box trying to open it.
 
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