Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Nointey]

he'd be a decent actor for Super mario bros movie reboot coming in 2030

 

[Tronathon242]

This may come as a shock to Bob and those he simps for, but China is a Potemkin Village on a national scale. Outside of carefully curated areas for tourists (like Beijing and Hong Kong), China is a backwards, rural shithole (they will literally eat animals alive out there, and they see nothing wrong with it.) On top of that, the disastrous One Child Policy has led to the Chinese population consisting largely of middle-aged men- an aging population that cannot be replaced quickly. China resorts to whataboutism because, if people began looking too closely, they'd realize the CCP rests on a foundation of sand. The CCP's power is largely an illusion, one aided and abetted by the West. If the West actually pushed, the Chinese house of cards would collapse.

That would require Westerners to actually call their bluff and no one seems to want to do that. It's especially not helpful that Bobert and company make up a contingent of the voting and consumption markets that are completely enamored with the Chicoms to a ridiculous degree. I bet Bob only wishes he could the kind of operation they have against the Uyghurs at his disposal.

One thing that I wanted to touch on before but forget in the shuffle of working and studying is that Bob not only falls for China's Potemkin shit, but also seems to project his own desires upon East Asia as a whole. He holds them to be these beacons of what the superior future could look like and that's only because, again, he has failed to venture outside of North America. I've visited the richer parts of Tokyo and I used to live in the Gangnam area of Seoul, the places he thinks are these amazing wonderlands of technological advancement. They aren't that much different from the upper cryst areas of NYC, Chocago, or LA. They're the same stretch of stores for people with "fuck you" money surrounded by apartments with monthly rent prices that make your eyes bleed and your wallets cry. The only great things about them are the bars and restaurants hidden off the main street. For that matter, with Seoul in particular, the only interesting areas are the traditional ones with the old houses, cheap markets, and cheap street food. But fuck tradition according to Bob, full speed ahead to the "future" no matter the cost.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

And they told me negative IQs weren't a thing. Totally not surprised Bob has a Twitter peer who so thoroughly missed the point of the Niemöller quote that they'd violate it to mock the kind of situation it's describing. I bet both of them will hear the Cheka kick in their upstairs neighbor's door and say "He must have done something wrong. I'm safe, they'll never come for me."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

bobbo still being an impotent incel

In other news, bears are still shitting in the woods and the Pope is still Catholic.

How, I wonder, can ”MAGAs” all be both white trash incapable of going to Superyah cultural things and upper-class people who own every type of tactical gear?

Say what you will about AOC, she is not Nancy Pelosi. AOC, for all her faults, managed to earn a living as a bartender. Pelosi has spent her whole life on Capitol Hill staying at least fifty feet away from working-class people.

There's a reason she managed to primary Joe Crowley, and it's not because she was part of the establishment.

If you have a society where corporations dictate what to do to governments and those corporations think they can trump the democratically expressed will of the people, you do not have a society that I, or most people, would like to live in.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

If you have a society where corporations dictate what to do to governments and those corporations think they can trump the democratically expressed will of the people, you do not have a society that I, or most people, would like to live in.

These people really want to live in dystopias like Robocop's Detroit, Demolition Man's San Angeles and wherever Shadowrun takes place. Sweet places to live.

There's a reason those are called dystopias and were painted in a bad light. But hey, my favorite company that gives me the shit I like is ruling. They can't go wrong, can they?

 

[ChampFantana]

These people really want to live in dystopias like Robocop's Detroit, Demolition Man's San Angeles and wherever Shadowrun takes place. Sweet places to live.

There's a reason those are called dystopias and were painted in a bad light. But hey, my favorite company that gives me the shit I like is ruling. They can't go wrong, can they?

Bobert the Imbecile and his retard sycophants perfectly embody the notion of "I have no brain and must CONSOOOOOM!"

 

[Laughingjoke2]

he'd be a decent actor for Super mario bros movie reboot coming in 2030

He'd need feet for the jumping.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

These people really want to live in dystopias like Robocop's Detroit, Demolition Man's San Angeles and wherever Shadowrun takes place. Sweet places to live.

There's a reason those are called dystopias and were painted in a bad light. But hey, my favorite company that gives me the shit I like is ruling. They can't go wrong, can they?

I mean, Bob would gladly buy into the crap the evil corporation in Cyberpunk 2077 sells. Who cares that they will steal everything you know and you will become a corporate product, you will become inmortal if you just say yes! Why not? Plus, you should totally trust those shady businessmen.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I believe the correct list is when his parents die, his daughter marries or his country falls.

For real though I'm so fucking sick of this particular woke talking point: men do cry, but usually it's done privately if at all, because men are capable of recognising crying doesn't get shit done. It's not like women who start crying and men will trip over themselves to get to her first and fix her problems for her.

Normalising weakness in men is abhorrent to me, but I'm not remotely surprised a big girl's blouse like Chippa supports it; dude probably has a full-on meltdown if he rips the top of his Fruit Loops box trying to open it.

yes, there's a world of difference between crying while maintaining some dignity and self-respect, and blubbering child-like emotional incontinence
guess which way the woketards are headed!

 

[LightDragonman1]

Some of the most memorable experiences I have ever had teaching in Korea involved my kids bluntly hating the Chinese and the Japanese. It's fairly easy to forget how closely connected ethnicity and nationalism are over in East Asia and you get dozens of hours of footage of the young and old ovet here railing about how the Chinese are a spider eating mass of assholes who scoop up tge real estate and fuck over the locals or how the Japanese are monkeys who deserve another atomic bomb for refusing to acknowledge the comfort women issue.

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Yeah, Korea really seems like a pretty vindictive country. That one screenshot just goes to further show how much they are in that regard, and how easily they find amusement in it.

Gotta say, it makes me really embarrassed of my heritage, given all the really bitter things that the Koreans have said regarding Japan and the like. Seriously, wanting tons of innocents dead just because of things that happened almost a century ago? Okay yes, Japan should own up to their past, but hatred and the like isn't going to do that. If anything, it'll make Japan less willing to apologize, as why would they want to do so to a country that clearly hates them so much?

These people really want to live in dystopias like Robocop's Detroit, Demolition Man's San Angeles and wherever Shadowrun takes place. Sweet places to live.

There's a reason those are called dystopias and were painted in a bad light. But hey, my favorite company that gives me the shit I like is ruling. They can't go wrong, can they?

They get so enthralled by all the technology and the like that they tend to overlook just how crappy the living conditions in those dystopias truly are.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Gotta say, it makes me really embarrassed of my heritage, given all the really bitter things that the Koreans have said regarding Japan and the like. Seriously, wanting tons of innocents dead just because of things that happened almost a century ago? Okay yes, Japan should own up to their past, but hatred and the like isn't going to do that. If anything, it'll make Japan less willing to apologize, as why would they want to do so to a country that clearly hates them so much?

Not only that. I remember certain recounts during the whole Daughters of Egalia shitshow that in South Korea there was a considerable sector of the population that wanted to murder and anhialate North Korea to the point that they would want absolutely no sort of reconciliation with the north even if that was possible. There was one time where an organization was promoting reconciliation with North Korea and some guy from ILBE (according to the info, it was like Korean Stormfront) bombed one of their places and killed a lot of people. The guy got lauded as a national hero by many despite getting prision time.

There is a lot of fucked up shit in Korea but tbh people shouldn't dwell so much in past grudges because that fixes fucking nothing. Much like people today hold undying grudges over colonization or slavery. It doesn't help, they just keep people fucking mad over something that has no solution.

 

[Koby_Fish]

These people really want to live in dystopias like Robocop's Detroit, Demolition Man's San Angeles and wherever Shadowrun takes place. Sweet places to live.

There's a reason those are called dystopias and were painted in a bad light. But hey, my favorite company that gives me the shit I like is ruling. They can't go wrong, can they?

It makes me wonder whether Blob has ever played Final Fantasy VII. He'd jizz his panties at the thought of Rufus and his old man President Shinra of Shinra Corporation. Shinra does what Bobbo wants, gets rid of the wasteland Midgar mayonnaise ghouls while marching onwards to the Promised Land Soopeeryah Fyootcha! His eyes would roll back in his head while cooming if he ever saw the Sector 7 plate come crashing down, crushing countless mayo ghouls innocent citizens.

Not that he actually could ever be like Rufus, because that would require, you know, effort. And having an old man who ran the corporation in the first place.

 

[Mola Ram]

It makes me wonder whether Blob has ever played Final Fantasy VII. He'd jizz his panties at the thought of Rufus and his old man President Shinra of Shinra Corporation. Shinra does what Bobbo wants, gets rid of the wasteland Midgar mayonnaise ghouls while marching onwards to the Promised Land Soopeeryah Fyootcha! His eyes would roll back in his head while cooming if he ever saw the Sector 7 plate come crashing down, crushing countless mayo ghouls innocent citizens.

Not that he actually could ever be like Rufus, because that would require, you know, effort. And having an old man who ran the corporation in the first place.

Every indication is that Bob has no interest in RPGs, or JRPGs, and while I'm neutral-to-negative on the latter, I'm profoundly grateful he doesn't tend to venture anywhere near the genre, whether East or West.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Every indication is that Bob has no interest in RPGs, or JRPGs, and while I'm neutral-to-negative on the latter, I'm profoundly grateful he doesn't tend to venture anywhere near the genre, whether East or West.

that, and I'm not sure where Bobbo was in terms of the Sony faction of the "console holy autism war".

 

[No Exit]

Every indication is that Bob has no interest in RPGs, or JRPGs, and while I'm neutral-to-negative on the latter, I'm profoundly grateful he doesn't tend to venture anywhere near the genre, whether East or West.

Which is hilarious since J/RPGs are some of the best games on the old Nintendo consoles. Calling yourself a gamer nerd and not liking RPGs is pretty antithetical now that I think about it. But then again, aside from bing bing wahoo I don't think he ever really liked games.

 

[Mola Ram]

Which is hilarious since J/RPGs are some of the best games on the old Nintendo consoles. Calling yourself a gamer nerd and not liking RPGs is pretty antithetical now that I think about it. But then again, aside from bing bing wahoo I don't think he ever really liked games.

I don't even like JRPGs and even I've played a handful that I've enjoyed -- older stuff like Phantasy Star and Lunar.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Which is hilarious since J/RPGs are some of the best games on the old Nintendo consoles. Calling yourself a gamer nerd and not liking RPGs is pretty antithetical now that I think about it. But then again, aside from bing bing wahoo I don't think he ever really liked games.

Pretty much, and he mainly liked those because the cartoons helped him pretend he'd one day be having adventures alongside those characters.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Which is hilarious since J/RPGs are some of the best games on the old Nintendo consoles. Calling yourself a gamer nerd and not liking RPGs is pretty antithetical now that I think about it. But then again, aside from bing bing wahoo I don't think he ever really liked games.

Shit, I got dinged up and spent the time I was on bedrest playing FF VII and FF X and X2. It was a fun way to spend the time while I healed up.

Well, hey, maybe Blobert can play them after he loses his feet to da beetus.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Huge DC sperging:
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Holy shit is this bad. And of course the only thing Robert of Movies knows, or can remember, about Morrison's Animal Man is the end part where Morrison self-inserts and talks to Buddy and not say the other 25 issues which were way more influential and formed the basis for how everyone has done Animal Man since, including the longer runs that eventually defined him as an animal avatar ala Swamp Thing's plant avatar role. (Which became the standard take on Animal Man going forward.) I also like how he talks up this "definitive take" to show he's in the know but then says "they should just do a superhero action-comedy movie (and make fun of Snyder)" which is completely 180 degrees from the series which is more about nearly everything else except the superheroing. It'd be completely missing the point of Morrison's Animal Man to adapt it as a "regular superhero" movie (let alone an action-comedy) or to make it about superhero movies. It's more of a story about a father trying to learn what's morally right so he can be a better father. (Which is where Morrison comes in, Buddy expects the AUTHOR to have the answers, but all Morrison has for him is more questions. Plus veganism.)

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Which is hilarious since J/RPGs are some of the best games on the old Nintendo consoles. Calling yourself a gamer nerd and not liking RPGs is pretty antithetical now that I think about it. But then again, aside from bing bing wahoo I don't think he ever really liked games.

Keep in mind though that during the PS1 era (And to a lesser extent, PS2 era), there was a LOT of sour grapes from Nintendo fans (And hell, the President of Nintendo himself) over Square and...just about every RPG developer ditching the Big N for Sony due to the sheer amount of space a CD offered over the N64 cartridges.

So, Bob, being a Nintendo fanboy, might not speak much of RPGs due to the big JRPG Gap Nintendo suffered through.