Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Someone clearly doesn't know that if there is one thing tanks are horrible at is urban warfare. They are mobile fortressess, but they play much better in open fields where they can maneuver their way much easily than in a city where they will be much slower and clumsy. It makes considerable more sense to go in with far more maneuverable armored cars than with a slow as fuck tank that needs to be constanly babysitted by a squad of troops or else you risk on the enemy disabling the fucker or capturing the thing.
And maybe these people don't know what guerrilla tactics are, and even if they won't work that well on a suburban neighbourhood, if the inhabitants play their cards right and have their tools properly made, they can put up a decent fight against almost anyone trying to go in.
Lindsay wasn't even talking about armed insurrection. He was referring to a disaster where the police are unable or unwilling to protect civilians- like what we saw last summer with the riots. Anyone who lived through that would have to be an unbelievably diehard leftist not to want at least some protection.

But, yes, Bob and his gung-ho friends don't get that putting down an armed insurrection in the USA would be the worst of Stalingrad and Vietnam put together. They don't get it because they won't be the ones out there, dealing with ambushes, punji stake traps, caltrops, land mines, snipers, IEDs, etc. They want someone else to do it. I'm sure if you gave them the chance, they'd happily swagger out there with a gun, but the moment someone started shooting back, they'd have a mental breakdown on the spot.
 
And maybe these people don't know what guerrilla tactics are, and even if they won't work that well on a suburban neighbourhood, if the inhabitants play their cards right and have their tools properly made, they can put up a decent fight against almost anyone trying to go in.
They know, but they still think they're special somehow in a way that it won't affect them.

"It was foolish for the American Military to think that their fancy toys and tanks were immune to the ingenuity of dedicated and crafty Veitcong freedom fighters who would employ hit-and-run tactics, sabotage and irregular warfare to wear down our will to fight by denying us the open battle against superior forces we expected and tried to bait them into.... it was destined to fail. Oh, but, if we unleashed the same against our own rednecks, pft, they'd be dead in minutes....they're all a bunch of dumb peasants with no hope of beating the American Military with all it's fancy toys and tanks!"

Guerrilla tactics only work if the guerrillas political sensibilities are pleasing to you.... I guess.
 
They know, but they still think they're special somehow in a way that it won't affect them.

"It was foolish for the American Military to think that their fancy toys and tanks were immune to the ingenuity of dedicated and crafty Veitcong freedom fighters who would employ hit-and-run tactics, sabotage and irregular warfare to wear down our will to fight by denying us the open battle against superior forces we expected and tried to bait them into.... it was destined to fail. Oh, but, if we unleashed the same against our own rednecks, pft, they'd be dead in minutes....they're all a bunch of dumb peasants with no hope of beating the American Military with all it's fancy toys and tanks!"

Guerrilla tactics only work if the guerrillas political sensibilities are pleasing to you.... I guess.
Lindsay wasn't even talking about armed insurrection. He was referring to a disaster where the police are unable or unwilling to protect civilians- like what we saw last summer with the riots. Anyone who lived through that would have to be an unbelievably diehard leftist not to want at least some protection.

But, yes, Bob and his gung-ho friends don't get that putting down an armed insurrection in the USA would be the worst of Stalingrad and Vietnam put together. They don't get it because they won't be the ones out there, dealing with ambushes, punji stake traps, caltrops, land mines, snipers, IEDs, etc. They want someone else to do it. I'm sure if you gave them the chance, they'd happily swagger out there with a gun, but the moment someone started shooting back, they'd have a mental breakdown on the spot.
In this sense, We know that Bob, like it has been said many other times in the thread, thinks of dealing with the undesirables not with the might of an army but with drone strikes. After all, he and his fans think more of culling the population rather than taking ground and securing the place, to which you need a standing army in order to guard the damn place. And what better way to deal with the mayo ghouls than with the weapon of the Superior Futurist, the mighty Kino Robert that will slaughter thousands of mayo ghouls from the safety of his basement.

Plus, i bet that Bob would get PTSD from firing a gun, and that's not if half the fat of his body gets displaced from the recoil.
 
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I presume the Kim family is Korean, but calling a Korean "Chinese" by mistake is hardly "Asian hate" -- unless, of course, these Kooks harbor a secret hate for the Chinks.
Just as niggers are most keen on murdering their own species, much of the "Asian hate" comes from other Asians.

Also very telling that when you really start peeling back the ideological layers of the whole Stop Asian Hate thing, the thrust of these new calls is 'capitulate to the BiPOC activism agenda'. As though much of the rash of anti-asian violence post-COVID hadn't been urban minority teens curbstomping random aunties on tiktok. As though 1992 never fucking happened. As though Columbia University didn't just get caught having separate, stricter requirements for Asian applicants so that they don't take up all the charity spots. They memory-holed thirty years of violence against Asian-Americans by the black community and indifference towards Asian-Americans by left wing race politics in a single week.
 
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They don't get it because they won't be the ones out there, dealing with ambushes, punji stake traps, caltrops, land mines, snipers, IEDs, etc. They want someone else to do it. I'm sure if you gave them the chance, they'd happily swagger out there with a gun, but the moment someone started shooting back, they'd have a mental breakdown on the spot.
Now you've got me wondering about what Bob would actually do in the event of a civil war.

The day dawned bright and early in Revere, MA. For once, Robert Chipman was up with it. He knew, as well as anyone else, that the new regime only guaranteed food to those who they thought merited it, and he'd discovered after a brief conversation with Commisar Jamal LeShawn that ”bougie-ass cracka” film critics were not considered essential. No matter how much they had retweeted the President, or Special Advisor for Women's Affairs Sarkeesian, before the revolution. As he set off towards the nearest supermarket, hoping that he'd be able to get a tin of beans, his brain cell turned towards the problem of how to secure his next small amount of food for an average-sized human being.

An hour later, Robert Chipman headed home, clutching his beans in his hand and thinking about the future. He was down to his last twenty cans of PBR, and in a few days' time he'd be under 400lb. Now, he thought to himself, how could he compare himself to those superior thinkers in Wall-E?

At that moment, his brain cell, which had only stopped to ponder a celebrity's cleavage once, kicked into action. He should join the Revolutionary Guards and fight the mayo ghouls! Surely, someone who had been educated on tactics by that famous war epic Black Panther would be able to lead his nation to victory, and be provided with all the plunder from Alabama that he needed. In a haze of euphoria, Robert Chipman did something he hadn't done since middle school when he called the biggest boy in class obsolete; he ran. At a speed that would make Superman proud, he sprinted to the local Party office and offered himself in service of his country.

To his relief, when he got there he noticed that Commisar Jamal was absent. Instead, he noticed an olive-skinned man with a moustache, and a sign saying ”Recruitment”. Convinced that this must be the right place, Robert Chipman began to speak.
”How do you do, my fellow socialist!” were the first words out of his mouth, followed by a torrent of babble about the President, ”Latinx” issues and how he thought that Secretary of State Tlaib needed to be declaring war on Poland instead of Israel. As District Leader Gutierrez pondered whether to throw this drunk out onto the street or arrest him for anti-Party remarks, he heard something that made him prick his ears up.

”...and, y'know, these obsolete mayo ghouls in Alabama are clearly working for Putin. Putin's been trying to sabotage us, y'know, ever since he stole the election from Hillary, peace be upon her. I'd do anything to get back at them.”
Gutierrez sat back and said ”Anything, you say? The Revolutionary Storm Brigade always needs more men, and as a matter of fact is leaving for the frontlines today.”
”And will they feed me?”
”Sure they will. Here's a rifle and twenty rounds. Get in the truck.”
”But that's a metal tube with a hamm-”
”It's a rifle. Get in the truck, hijo de la chingada.”
 
Next I'd like to talk about just how absurd it is that Bob thinks Hollywood is the economic backbone of the country and not a dumpster fire. But that'll have to wait.
Alright, here goes:

As pointed out in this thread before, the actual numbers and data doesn't support the idea that the entertainment industry is a vital or even important part of the economy. Of course, very simple critical thinking could've told you this too. After all, entertainment is the one widely produced and profitable resource that could cease production entirely and life would stay exactly the same. It isn't vital like food or water, it isn't perishable, it can't be used to build anything and there's already so much of it that a single person could spend the rest of their life only consuming media that was already made and still not see everything. It's a luxury, nobody needs it like they need water or food.

The second major problem is Hollywood is actually really bad at producing money on a stable, consistent, reliable scale. To put it into perspective: the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot made $200 million dollars at the box office. While that would be King's ransom to anyone one reading this, it was considered a massive disappointment by Sony. They put at least that much into the movie to start with. They wanted the movie to make a billion dollars so they could start pumping out tons of sequels, spinoffs and merchandise and build a media empire around it. Instead, it flopped and they didn't make anything else for five years. Hollywood spends a lot of money very recklessly, and getting even slightly less on what they planned on can really fuck up their plans in a major way. Covid exposed how fragile even the big hitters like Marvel and Star Wars are, and how inconveniences and instability can basically shut down the whole industry even if the areas the studios are in aren't under lockdown. (I'm not even gonna get into how rocky the Star Wars franchise has been lately, that's an entire other rabbit hole)

They're not producing a vital service or building up new money, they're just shuffling around the money and resources that are already out there. And their business model is extremely risky and unstable. All the jobs they create are highly ephemeral, and there's only so much plastic crap and popcorn you can sell people until they get bored with it and go do something else. Shit, people like me only see one movie in the theaters a year.
 
The Sonic movie is on, and it's interesting how Jim Carry's Doctor Robotnik is so similar to Bob in many ways.

He was bullied in school and never got over it.
He needlessly uses big words.
Thinks machines are better than people.
Looks down on rural folks.

The main difference is that Robotnik can actually create some of the things Bob is butthurt that other people aren't.

No wonder Bob despises this movie. His sort is the villain.

He already resents Sonic with a passion, so this is just salt on the wound.
 
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I really don't like the idea of Bob getting official Nintendo stuffed toys with holes made for sticking body parts into.


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NO BOB NOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
Oh boy, oh boy I can't wait for the amount of people that are going to clap their hands and start barking like seals on how "OMG A STARFISH KAIJU! HOW WACKY AND CREATIVE! JAMES GUNN YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT AGAIN!" All of which will come from people who say they "totally read comics" or claim they "are so nerdy" and "pop culture fans/STANS" but cant recognize a thing off of something as iconic as the first Justice League comic. I mean this shit isn't some obscure knowledge when you can go to google type "starfish dc" and see the first entry.


That thing is going to just be the rated R version of groot isn't it?
The trailer makes the film look like a very expensively produced College Humor short. This looks absolutely terrible. Obnoxious camera flicks and panning? My eyes feel so blessed to see this trailer!

The first Suicide Squad movie wasn't actually very good, but at least the trailer made it sort of look maybe like it might be, and the director had experience with characters who weren't non-stop snark delivery systems even more grating than anything from a Joss Whedon production.
 
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Allow me to explain why this is retarded to non-American frens. As an American I have exercised my second amendment right, unlike Bob whom I fully believe has never been to a range nor has a loicense to own a firearm in his shit city of Bahstian, and have fired many a round through an AR-15. The worst thing about firing an AR-15 is if you have some sort of muzzle break and you get puff of hot air blown in your face. There is almost no recoil and if you have the strength you can fire the rifle one handed. It's kinda why AR pistols are an actual thing. It's one of the reasons it is one of the most popular platforms in America. The idea that anyone outside of an ancient woman crippled by arthritis and osteoporosis would have their shoulder destroyed by firing one is embarrassingly ignorant. Bob might have well tweeted "This terrorist that supported the insurrection owns a FULLY SEMI-AUTOMATIC and NOBODY'S talking about it!?!? *insert angry face emoticon because I'm a fucking 11 year old girl*"
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You tell 'em Jon with tattoos!

But not to be outdone, one of Bob's angels chimes in.
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That is Faith Naff's forehead that you're seeing. He changed his handle because...
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Yeah good luck with that.

And that thing that looks like a disgusting furry coomer?
He's a disgusting furry coomer
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and he follows Bob and a WHOLE LOTTA porn because of course he does
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Someone tell Faith they made the movie twice except the "Right Wing Idiots" were good at it and the Movie was Called Red Dawn.
 
The Sonic movie is on, and it's interesting how Jim Carry's Doctor Robotnik is so similar to Bob in many ways.

He was bullied in school and never got over it.
He needlessly uses big words.
Thinks machines are better than people.
Looks down on rural folks.

The main difference is that Robotnik can actually create some of the things Bob is butthurt that other people aren't.
Well, that and I'm sure Robotnik could actually have sex at one point in his life.
 
But, of course, the Superyah Fyoocha requires one woman's support to take place, and Breadtube have decided they don't like that woman very much. Enter Bobby:
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Note, also, how Bob uses a mention of his young Latina waifu to bring up his old ”American Indian” waifu.
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Look who retweeted that. Robert is still stalking Coffin but has moved on to screen shot shit talking people peter retweets. What a fucking faggot.
 
Or that ”long covid” is even a thing as opposed to chronic fatigue syndrome. Even Fauci says that it's likely to be that, which can be caused by a variety of things apart from the kung flu.
Eichenwald is "Tentacle porn guy", isn't he? He's a cow in his own right.

I was under the impression that chronic fatigue syndrome was one of those fake diseases that mainly afflict bored housewives, similar to fibromyalgia and multiple chemical sensitivity. A collection of symptoms with no traceable cause.
 
Can someone tell me what does Synder Cut has to do with Gozilla? Why would Synder's fans review-bomb Gozilla?
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There are autistic Snyder fans just review bombing to try and get Warner Brothers to listen given the movie was distributed by them, I think it's really gay to be quite honest.

The Sonic movie is on, and it's interesting how Jim Carry's Doctor Robotnik is so similar to Bob in many ways.

He was bullied in school and never got over it.
He needlessly uses big words.
Thinks machines are better than people.
Looks down on rural folks.

The main difference is that Robotnik can actually create some of the things Bob is butthurt that other people aren't.

No wonder Bob despises this movie. His sort is the villain.

He already resents Sonic with a passion, so this is just salt on the wound.
Don't forget how the movie portrays the rural people as the heroes while the main character is a good-looking white male cop.
 
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