Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bloody bunny]

So I just finished Godzilla vs Kong. Surprise, surprise, it was as deep as a puddle in terms of story and characters. It had big flashy visuals, so that’s enough for Bob to get it a recommendation.

The legendary Godzilla cucks the 1989 one and make his son wish he was his daddy. Good news for Him is he is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

That dog has more worth in his eyes than tens of millions of his fellow citizens.

I mean, sure, he's said plenty of horrific things about Republican voters and the entire Trump family (God knows what worse things he thought in his head, especially about Red voting women). But joking about Biden's dog and Biden himself? That's just plain uncouth, you worthless piles of unhuman filth!

He wanted Starro because Starro is weird. That's all.

That would be interesting if that were the case but he could be talking about an aunt or cousin-in-law or something. Anyway, let's just say I've got one up on him in this regard, so my opinion ought to matter more according to his logic. But here I am forgetting I'm not even a human being again, curse my voting habits.

yeah but he mentioned "Korean in-laws" meaning a sibling had to have married a Korean, and we know his sister is the only one that's married to an azn.
Even so, I bet even the "in-laws" that vote the D think Blob is whatever Koreans' word for "foreign devil" is.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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When you roll away their craniums, you'll see they are empty inside.

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The idea that Jesus has prevailed over death makes the Properly Evolved deeply uncomfortable:
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I would consider tipping your fedora on Easter a genuine sign of bad taste. It would be like celebrating the birth of Krishna by posting a picture of a smurf in Indian garb. I don't ever again want to see Bob trying to flash his Catholic cred on Twitter when it's clear he has absolutely no respect for Christians of any stripe.

If I ever get a wish, it would be to transport Bob back to the world of the pagans, where morality was based on the arbitrary whims of violent and rapey gods and the old and useless were routinely exposed to the elements to die. If Bob could escape the fate of the useless, it would be because he was enslaved and forced to toil in some Greek warlord's rock farm for 16 hours a day.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

God knows what worse things he thought in his head, especially about Red voting women

He doesn't just hate Republican women; he hates all women, but thinks Republicans are a safe outlet for his misogyny. If Anita or any of the Squad ever fall from grace, he'll start insulting them in exactly the same way he talks about Fox News anchoresses and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

”Alleluia, he is risen indeed!” to you too.

If I ever get a wish, it would be to transport Bob back to the world of the pagans, where morality was based on the arbitrary whims of violent and rapey gods and the old and useless were routinely exposed to the elements to die

Reminds me of one of my favourite memes:

 

[Tronathon242]

yeah but he mentioned "Korean in-laws" meaning a sibling had to have married a Korean, and we know his sister is the only one that's married to an azn.
Even so, I bet even the "in-laws" that vote the D think Blob is whatever Koreans' word for "foreign devil" is.

Foreigner is kind of pejorative on its own if its said derisively. They can just look at you, shake their heads and say "외국인" (waygookin). It says it all.

Of course, if the in-laws happened to listen to his praising of China, his beliefs on relegating farmers to a forced extinction, or watch him get plastered on soju and have to drag his fat ass home, they'd probably mumble:
"등신" (deungshin)= asshole/fool
"멍청이" (meongcheongi)= dumbass
"병신" (byeongshin)= jerk ass/jackoff/dick head
or the eternal classic "개새끼" (gaesaekki)= son of a bitch.

I really can't imagine that he actually has a great relationship with any Koreans, especially those from from the old country with the old style beliefs. In the case of the latter, they would look at him being the oldest son of his family, see his single, perpetual virgin lifestyle and living conditions and come to the conclusion that he is a pathetic, useless lump.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Foreigner is kind of pejorative on its own if its said derisively. They can just look at you, shake their heads and say "외국인" (waygookin). It says it all.

Of course, if the in-laws happened to listen to his praising of China, his beliefs on relegating farmers to a forced extinction, or watch him get plastered on soju and have to drag his fat ass home, they'd probably mumble:
"등신" (deungshin)= asshole/fool
"멍청이" (meongcheongi)= dumbass
"병신" (byeongshin)= jerk ass/jackoff/dick head
or the eternal classic "개새끼" (gaesaekki)= son of a bitch.

I really can't imagine that he actually has a great relationship with any Koreans, especially those from from the old country with the old style beliefs. In the case of the latter, they would look at him being the oldest son of his family see his single, perpetual virgin lifestyle and living conditions and come to the conclusion that he is a pathetic, useless lump.

This is Korea:

This is Moviebob:

Notice a difference?

 

[Positron]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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If I didn't know better, I'd say that is the face of a homeless man.

 

[Positron]

If I didn't know better, I'd say that is the face of a homeless man.

I'm not sure if a homeless man can get this fat.

For Lass_Library, the world has only Fascists and non-Fascists:


Bobby claims "most people from most places are not Nazis"; he just want people eliminated if they happen to be Nazi and rural:


Like Philip "ADF" Delici, Bobby doesn't want to be king, or even a high-ranking official in his techno-utopia. No, he'd rather be some Machiavellian puppet master in the shadows.

Given his dream techno-utopia must be run by (or at least figureheaded by) BIPOC females and shemales, it stands to reason that Bobby keeps trying to cozy up those types.

Bizarre convo with commies that I can't make head or tails of:



If I could decipher more than 20% of what Bobby writes, maybe I too would beat him up.

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Bulldoze the churches to distribute the vaccine! And for "general societal-improvement"!




White people are so fragile!

(Video. It is, as Bobby suggested, a brief history of the Frankfurt-School rats in Academia, though I don't recall the Frankfurt School attacked the family as bourgeoise.)

Bobby kisses up to AOC as per the course, but "playing Falstaff"?!


By "playing Falstaff" does Bobby mean "those kids" are being led on by AOC with the promise of money and love?




The "Cleopatra Schwartz" reference.

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Bob very tough.


Peter Coffin! For the record I much prefer my cops to be Republican.


For all his simping for niggas, even a BLMer finds Bobby insufferable:


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Big Munki is religion:




Another three-way conference between Bobby, Luke, and Chu-Chu. This time about the Christofascist Orson Scott Card. I've omitted a lot but you can see that Luke and Chu were pretty chill -- until Bobby joined in.


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Literal Lesbians:

That's exactly the point dumbass: not only did Sappho's followers died out, very little poetry they wrote survived.


No, he won't let you be his cool reprobate best buddy and trust you with his off-the-book dirty works.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

If I ever get a wish, it would be to transport Bob back to the world of the pagans, where morality was based on the arbitrary whims of violent and rapey gods and the old and useless were routinely exposed to the elements to die. If Bob could escape the fate of the useless, it would be because he was enslaved and forced to toil in some Greek warlord's rock farm for 16 hours a day.

Nah, I'd send him to an alternate universe where Hilary won 2016 and the Dems had full control for the next twenty years, but still accomplished jack shit in terms of everything he wants. NASA was completely defunded, even more money was given to agriculture, and the MCU got cancelled because all of the movie theaters went out of business during COVID. And he died unloved and never accomplished any of his goals (I'm assuming he won't live for long past fifty, if he even makes it that far). After a week of this world he comes back to the current timeline with the knowledge that the Democrat party and mommy Hilary were never going to give him the superior future he wanted.

If you're going to make him suffer with a wish, make sure you give him one that cuts right to the bone.

 

[Positron]

Nah, I'd send him to an alternate universe where Hilary won 2016 and the Dems had full control for the next twenty years, but still accomplished jack shit in terms of everything he wants... mommy Hilary were never going to give him the superior future he wanted.

If you're going to make him suffer with a wish, make sure you give him one that cuts right to the bone.

But a depressed, dejected Bob would generate far less content than an angry Bob.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

But a depressed, dejected Bob would generate far less content than an angry Bob.

True... True...

Okay, change of plans: Same universe where Hilary won, except everything happened exactly how Bob pictured it. All of America moved to the states, and the northern continent became one big country, and is currently in talks with China and the European Union to join as one big country. NASA has unlimited funding, just like the film industry, and not only colonized Mars but the rest of the solar system and has invented a new propulsion system that is basically warp drive. Androids exist and while there's a big waiting list, you can upload your consciousness to one so you can be part of the space exploration team. Bob manages to get approved for an upload but just before it happens, he wakes up in his bed in this world with the knowledge that he almost achieved all his dreams in a world where the Democrats had total power.

He would seem utterly insane to anyone else when he went back to twitter to rant about it.

 

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My wish for Bob Is that he dies miserable, alone and unloved.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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Big Munki is religion:
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"Let Natural Selection take them out!" says the fat incel with few practical skills about the people who hunt, grow their own food, and have on average more kids.

My wish for Bob Is that he dies miserable, alone and unloved.

That's like wishing for rain on Mount Roraima.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I like that he takes "the Phantom of Heilbronn" as a way to fend off conspiracy theorists rather than a cautionary tale about placing too much faith in the infallibility of modern technology.

Without me Googling, was this the story about the woman in the lab accidentally contaminating all the samples from different crimes with her own DNA?

If so, how in the fuck does that relate to his shitty Joker idea?

Conservative woman. Working out in a gym. Is there anything more triggering to Bobby?
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Kipping pull-ups, and Crossfit in general, are complete bullshit, but Blobbert's still fooling no one by pretending he has the first idea how (or the upper-body strength) to do a real pull-up.

His heart would fall out his arse before his feet even left the ground.

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Chippa is no Spring chicken himself, but this photo gives me strong 'visiting dad in the nursing home for Easter' vibes. Although I guess it could just as easily be 'visiting my mongoloid brother in the care home' instead.

 

[EnemyStand]

"Let Natural Selection take them out!" says the fat incel with few practical skills about the people who hunt, grow their own food, and have on average more kids.


That's like wishing for rain on Mount Roraima.

Yeah, for people that aren't really big fans of Mr. Darwin they sure do prove he has a point, huh?

 

[Mola Ram]

Without me Googling, was this the story about the woman in the lab accidentally contaminating all the samples from different crimes with her own DNA?

If so, how in the fuck does that relate to his shitty Joker idea?

That's the story. How it relates to the Joker or batting away conspiracy theories I have no idea. If anything, "there's one careless lady creating a phantom serial killer with her stray spit" is more of a conspiracy than "there's a very prolific serial killer haunting Europe."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

For Lass_Library, the world has only Fascists and non-Fascists:

It's possible for communists and ”reactionaries” to be on the same side. Look up the 1931 Prussian Landtag referendum or the Nazi-Soviet pact.

Bobby claims "most people from most places are not Nazis"; he just want people eliminated if they happen to be Nazi and rural:

The fact of the matter is that Bob has said that rural areas are obsolete and need to be stripped of government funding, with a long-term goal of deporting their human population and turning them into nature preserves. Just because Bob denies that and claims he only hates ”Nazis” doesn't mean that stops being true.

Like Philip "ADF" Delici, Bobby doesn't want to be king, or even a high-ranking official in his techno-utopia. No, he'd rather be some Machiavellian puppet master in the shadows.

”Nazis should, ideally, not hold power” is not the same as ”people I define as Nazis should lose their right to vote”. ”Jews shouldn't exist” and ”Christians shouldn't exist”, however, are morally the same.

On the topic of Christianity:

Bulldoze the churches to distribute the vaccine! And for "general societal-improvement"!

I'm a Catholic, and I'm not a fan of evangelical Protestantism, but one thing is clear; Prods do a lot more good for society than Movieblob or, more generally speaking, fedora tippers ever will.

Do remind me how Bob isn't a eugenicist?

White people are so fragile!

I'm surprised to see that Blob knows more than a black lady about black Americans' relationship with society.

By "playing Falstaff" does Bobby mean "those kids" are being led on by AOC with the promise of money and love?

The whole thing is an autistic slapfight between AOC and left-wing Twitter, which has decided that she's Pelosi's successor because she gave money to some Dems.

Most people see the far left declare that AOC's a neolib and wonder what they're smoking; Moviebob sees this and gets hard at the thought of his waifu becoming a technocratic God-Empress and crushing her enemies with her cleavage, which Blob might get within 10 feet of someday, right?

Peter Coffin! For the record I much prefer my cops to be Republican.

> frequently work to undermine progressive leadership

I'd be very unsurprised if this guy believes the myth that the Capitol Police were behind the boomers' day trip to DC.

Spoiler: Conspiracy sperging

My unpopular opinion is that the 6th of January protest/riot/whatever was infiltrated by some sort of state agents, only it was the glowies instead of the cops.

For one, it gave them a chance to arrest all the right-wing activists they wanted, and it's also worth noting that Ayanna Pressley's office had the panic buttons in it disabled. Knowing that the CIA has got leftists killed before, the fact that a member of the Squad had that happen to her the day before a riot that glowed so much I could use it to light my room took place just seems suspicious.

For all his simping for niggas, even a BLMer finds Bobby insufferable:

Bob, I know you read this thread. Given what you've said about natural selection and social conservatives, I'd like to ask you to answer a simple, yes/no question.

You are in a room with my nan, who is a devout Christian and is to the right of Biden on social issues. There's a gun on the table, and my nan's an old lady who can barely walk a mile, let alone fight. Would you shoot my nan?

Nah, I'd send him to an alternate universe where Hilary won 2016 and the Dems had full control for the next twenty years, but still accomplished jack shit in terms of everything he wants. NASA was completely defunded, even more money was given to agriculture, and the MCU got cancelled because all of the movie theaters went out of business during COVID. And he died unloved and never accomplished any of his goals (I'm assuming he won't live for long past fifty, if he even makes it that far). After a week of this world he comes back to the current timeline with the knowledge that the Democrat party and mommy Hilary were never going to give him the superior future he wanted.

If you're going to make him suffer with a wish, make sure you give him one that cuts right to the bone.

I don't think Blob understands that if Hillary won, there would not have been the massive push to the left that got the Squad elected. This means that the neolibs in the Dems would be in power for the forseeable future, including - and I can see Blob's jaw opening in shock at this - Jeff Manchin.

If you want a vision of that alternate future, Bob, imagine a Southerner's shoe stepping on your waifu's face. Forever.

My wish for Bob Is that he dies miserable, alone and unloved.

You'll get the first two, but unless his retard brother dies before him I think the third will be out of reach.

 

[Ita Mori]

I can't wait for Bob to act like the new Godzilla vs Kong is some deep intelligent movie like how he was treating King of the Monsters as deep art that was too deep for movie critics.

Bobert is a Snyder-schlock fan in denial.
If it weren't for his autism telling him that ZS is a MAGA-chud's favorite director, he'd realize that he likes the exact kind of mindless numb popcorn edgy shit Snyder makes.
The idea that he fathoms every other critic is wrong about NA Godzilla is just... God, he really dethrones CWC as the king of autists with these takes.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Bobert is a Snyder-schlock fan in denial.
If it weren't for his autism telling him that ZS is a MAGA-chud's favorite director, he'd realize that he likes the exact kind of mindless numb popcorn edgy shit Snyder makes.
The idea that he fathoms every other critic is wrong about NA Godzilla is just... God, he really dethrones CWC as the king of autists with these takes.

At first I thought that might be a little hyperbolic, but I realize that a lot of CWC's core beliefs from before the new shit with the cosmic pony roleplay brainwashing shit are based in kernels of reality, distorted by his autism and his sheltered existence.

MovieBlob never needed any hard diagnoses that we know of or psychological War of the Weens over his fantasy world to bloviate about horrifying nonsense.