Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

If you don't let social media cancel people, you are a religious cultist and your proposal is backward superstitution (BTW Cancel Culture totally does not exist):


The fedora seems stuck on his bald pate.


Georgia. Bobby reiterates his faith that unbridled Capitalism will extirpate obsolete white Christians.

Because Coca-Cola cares about the environment!

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We know you worship soda-pop. BTW Bobby is so upset with Dr. Drew Pinsky that he replied that tweet 6 times with various pop-culture figures called "doctors".


See? Here is a fair and reasoned argument, no need to bring out puerile shit like that spic doc from The Simpsons and Doc from Snow White.

Oops! Even Bobby's church, ACLU, isn't totally on the line with vaccine passports:




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Star Trek:


Bobby is still upset that GvK isn't a cinema-exclusive:


Loki:


Twilight is bad but its critics are still misogynists:

 

[ChampFantana]

It reminds me of that old ”enlightened by my own intelligence” meme.

I've met many fedora-tipping Euphorics who have a grossly over-inflated ego and sense of their own intelligence.

I've never once met a Euphoric whose massive ego and over-inflated sense of their own intelligence was WARRANTED.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Yeah but that sounds like literally any heist movie then.

A better one would be a game of keep-away. The SS steals an item/kidnaps Mister McGuffin, and they have to keep the payload safe until the US government can pick it up. The problem is that several other villains are coming for the payload.

If you don't let social media cancel people, you are a religious cultist and your proposal is backward superstitution (BTW Cancel Culture totally does not exist):
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Clarence Thomas passed a bar exam and was a respected judge before being appointed to the Supreme Court. This makes him infinitely smarter and more useful than Bob.

And of course Bob had to get the last word against Peter Coffin.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Yeah but that sounds like literally any heist movie then.

True, but hey, heist movies can be fun and a little silly. And I mean actually silly, as in the characters might stop and think "hey I'm kinda having a good time stealing shit", not the Whedon esque snark that "silly" means these days.

Hell if there's a movie that can use an Expy of "Coked Up Jimmy" from Hardcore Henry it would be Suicide Squad. Just imagine one of the characters dumping a bag of cocaine on his upturned head while firing a Snub nose Revolver and hitting with dead on accuracy. Calling his teammates stupid nicknames, like calling Harley Quinn "Quinny" or something, and then he gets into trouble and he shouts "I'm sorry for calling you Quinny!" Or just rushing in in his underwear screaming THE FLOOR IS FUCKING LAVA! while tossing a molotov. That would breathe some fucking life and identity into this thing.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've met many fedora-tipping Euphorics who have a grossly over-inflated ego and sense of their own intelligence.

I've never once met a Euphoric whose massive ego and over-inflated sense of their own intelligence was WARRANTED.

Euphoria is based off the sin of pride; that is, the sin of thinking that you, as a person, are perfect and don't need God in your life to guide you. It logically follows that Euphorics would display that sin in their day to day life.

Clarence Thomas passed a bar exam and was a respected judge before being appointed to the Supreme Court. This makes him infinitely smarter and more useful than Bob.

For Bob, a Catholic being successful is an attack on his worldview because he's incredibly bitter about the Catholic Church. Thomas was raised Catholic (I'm not sure if he's still a Catholic or has lapsed) and therefore him doing what he does is an attack on the teenage, fedora-tipping Blob that missed Mass to play Nintendo.

If you don't let social media cancel people, you are a religious cultist and your proposal is backward superstitution (BTW Cancel Culture totally does not exist):

I don't know enough about the issue to say whether they are common carriers or not. What I will say is that the way every social media company kicked conservative activists off after the 6th of January is probably grounds for an antitrust suit.

The fedora seems stuck on his bald pate.

Anyone who calls God an ”imaginary friend” should try calling Mohammed a ”goat-fucking raghead nonce” and see how well that works out for them.

If you're going to be euphoric, be euphoric equally.

Georgia. Bobby reiterates his faith that unbridled Capitalism will extirpate obsolete white Christians.

To sum up what Blob is saying, he thinks that multinational businesses trying to impose their will on a democratically elected government is okay because that government is run by those dang, dirty Christians and not Mummy Hillary.

Oops! Even Bobby's church, ACLU, isn't totally on the line with vaccine passports:

It sure is funny to watch the ”pro-choice” party suddenly declare that women don't have the right to choose what happens to their bodies.

> Zionist DEW

It would be a shame if a Congresswoman who Blob has simped for had made similar remarks about Israel, because it would make him look like a partisan hack who wavers from supporting or opposing the Palestinians when it suits him. Completely apropos of nothing, here's a picture:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bobby is still upset that GvK isn't a cinema-exclusive:
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I like how Robert is acting like the raw stated budget and box office numbers that fans play with are the same set of calculations these corporations make every decision by and have to show their work on. Yeah, obviously a movie makes $1 billion a company is going to pay attention to that more than anything but on most every other film they're tracking all of these various metrics in all kinds of demographics and judging them against all kinds of expectations. He's also again ignoring how COVID threw every model out for an entire year and these companies were making bets in different areas to try and get literally anything back not just relying on the publicly stated budget vs. raw box office figures. This is actually an instance where I know Robert knows better than this because in other situations he knows exactly what a crock public Hollywood accounting usually is. It makes how mad he is at being "left out" by not being able to Wiki the budget/box office figures more obvious.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I've met many fedora-tipping Euphorics who have a grossly over-inflated ego and sense of their own intelligence.

I've never once met a Euphoric whose massive ego and over-inflated sense of their own intelligence was WARRANTED.

What I find funny about Euphorics who wear their "Intellectual Atheist" mantra on their sleeve is how many of them are sexually frustrated, if not outright incels.

>enlightened by his superior intellect
>can't figure out how to get a girlfriend

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Oops! Even Bobby's church, ACLU, isn't totally on the line with vaccine passports:
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Bob retweeting NXIVM sex abuser Nikki Clyne got a big laugh out of me.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I've met many fedora-tipping Euphorics who have a grossly over-inflated ego and sense of their own intelligence.

I've never once met a Euphoric whose massive ego and over-inflated sense of their own intelligence was WARRANTED.

You never see an actual genius or highly accomplished person with a massive ego because knowledge and accomplishment are humbling. When you know the secrets of the universe, you realize how much bigger it is than you are. When you understand other humans, you realize even the dumbest ones know and understand things you never will. When you actually accomplish something significant, you realize that accomplishment goes beyond who you are and might even outlive you.

If you're sitting around marveling at your intellect, you probably don't actually have it.

 

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A better one would be a game of keep-away. The SS steals an item/kidnaps Mister McGuffin, and they have to keep the payload safe until the US government can pick it up. The problem is that several other villains are coming for the payload.

Clarence Thomas passed a bar exam and was a respected judge before being appointed to the Supreme Court. This makes him infinitely smarter and more useful than Bob.

And of course Bob had to get the last word against Peter Coffin.

A dude picking up dog shit on the street is more smart and useful than Bob Chipman

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob now knows more about the law than a Supreme Court Justice.

Someone should compile a list of things Bob thinks he is an expert in, but that list could probably be summed up as "everything."

Meanwhile the actual list is "reading Godzilla and Marvel wikis"

 

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the funniest is when this incel fuck wrote that a lesbian teached him how to eat pussy in reality he was probably talking about the chicken he let rotting in a fucking garbage bag

 

[Oliver Onions]

5. Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior: I'm not sure about the first half because I've never seen him talk one-on-one with anyone, but the second half is dead-on. He's constantly calling people "ghouls" and "things" and says they're obsolete, they're dying, they're useless and they need to be disposed of or replaced. Half his Twitter feed is just him calling people subhuman for not being like him.

I'd say the fact he constantly feels the need to insert his Thesaurus.com drivel into other people's Twitter conversations qualifies him for the first part.

The Lindsay Ellis blowout is a perfect example, but in pretty much every Tweet update @Positron posts there will be at least one example of him doing it, and it never ceases to amaze me more people don't tell him to fuck off.

I've met many fedora-tipping Euphorics who have a grossly over-inflated ego and sense of their own intelligence.

I've never once met a Euphoric whose massive ego and over-inflated sense of their own intelligence was WARRANTED.

In my general experience, the more smart a person actually is, the less inclined they feel to constantly remind you of the fact.

It reminds me of an old quote I'm probably butchering: "The more he spoke of his virtue, the tighter we gripped our silverware."

 

[ChampFantana]

You never see an actual genius or highly accomplished person with a massive ego because knowledge and accomplishment are humbling. When you know the secrets of the universe, you realize how much bigger it is than you are. When you understand other humans, you realize even the dumbest ones know and understand things you never will. When you actually accomplish something significant, you realize that accomplishment goes beyond who you are and might even outlive you.

If you're sitting around marveling at your intellect, you probably don't actually have it.

Agreed. Genius, like Badass, isn't a title you can bestow upon yourself and expect it to have any meaning to anybody else. It has to be earned.

My last Twatter got blocked by Stupid Arty Chu Chu when I pointed out that if you have to put Genius in your Bio, you ain't one. It's just like when The Breaker Of Toilets calls himself smart. He is fooling nobody.

Anytime you see some wall-eyed imbecile on Twatter call themselves a "Rogue Intellectual" or "Cerebral Badass" or some other such nonsense, rest assured that they are holding down the far left end of the Bell Curve for IQ Distribution.

 

[Felis Meanis]

In this post, I'll be going over a few of the reasons I think Bob Chipman is a vulnerable narcissist. Before we begin, I have to stress again: I'm a layman, I'm not an expert, I don't have the medical ability to diagnose anyone, and even if I did I'd need to do a full diagnostic interview and psychological evaluation on Bob before I could diagnose him with anything short of a head cold. I say this not because I assume you care that much, or you're not smart enough to know, but for my own conscious. I absolutely despise it when people recklessly throw around medical terminology and act like experts when they don't know anything and end up judging or hurting people.

I understand you completely. I wrote a very scathing post about Robert's evil a while back, which I ultimately deleted. I still believe in what I wrote, about how morbid Robert's character can be deep down, but I still felt guilty over how grievously I worded my contempt for his behaviour, despite the fact that we're dealing with none other than Moviebob himself here. I shudder to think how dark the man must be, in order to be able to spew his unique brand of poison into the emptiness of cyberspace on a daily basis.

The Tolkien estate guy found that Amazon and their woke anti-life producers never intended to honor the terms of the deal regarding the above mentioned restrictions and were actively and aggressively trying to defy them, as much as humanly possible to the point of having their own lawyers looking for loopholes/ways to skirt the restrictions to the furthest they could without outright voiding shit.

Thank you for making my blood boil. I've actually enjoyed the last couple of months since Donald Trump got ousted from the White House (despite living in a different country), since I now realize how much I've missed the political left all over the western world not having a retardedly convenient kill-switch-for-any-conceivable-conversation-ever by invoking Orange Man as a scapegoat. Now reality sets in, and it's business as usual. Are we here just to suffer?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

the funniest is when this incel fuck wrote that a lesbian teached him how to eat pussy in reality he was probably talking about the chicken he let rotting in a fucking garbage bag

He didn't even have the balls to say he sucked a lesbian off. He made some autistic joke about learning how to peel an orange with his tongue which confused 99% of the people who saw it.

 

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He didn't even have the balls to say he sucked a lesbian off. He made some autistic joke about learning how to peel an orange with his tongue which confused 99% of the people who saw it.

no but he totally got himself a threesome after blabbin about some books written by a dyke or whatever the fuck this retard broken mind tought it happened

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

He didn't even have the balls to say he sucked a lesbian off. He made some autistic joke about learning how to peel an orange with his tongue which confused 99% of the people who saw it.

your man's vocabulary abuse is up there with Chris-Chan's, except it's irritating and confusing rather than entertainingly ridiculous
one thing's for sure, he'll never come out with anything on a par with "my wooden badge was delicious!"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

your man's vocabulary abuse is up there with Chris-Chan's, except it's irritating and confusing rather than entertainingly ridiculous

I can just imagine it now.
”Run, Lindsay! Moviebob's in a golf cart and he's coming after us!”
”You don't have to tell me twice, Naomi! But during the Stone Age...”

 

[Mola Ram]

your man's vocabulary abuse is up there with Chris-Chan's, except it's irritating and confusing rather than entertainingly ridiculous
one thing's for sure, he'll never come out with anything on a par with "my wooden badge was delicious!"

I dunno, he did manage to barf up "autism blackface."