Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Every time I come to this thread I'm reminded of CGP Grey's 7 Ways to Maximize Misery.

 

[TowinKarz]

I'd say the fact he constantly feels the need to insert his Thesaurus.com drivel into other people's Twitter conversations qualifies him for the first part.

Reflecting on faux intellectualism as @Therealhomor pointed out to us.... real smart people have the ability to get points across without having to use $5 words.

Outside of academic situations where large words are actually called for for definition's sake, scientists don't talk like the kid from Dexter's Lab in casual conversation, they don't have to, and like most people, smart or not, don't "want" to either... (and even then, research papers have abstracts and conclusions for a reason, so you can get the point BEFORE you get lost in table after table of otherwise useless data)

Seriously, I had an electronics engineer for a father who could build the guidance system for a Tomahawk cruise missile on the kitchen table if you gave him the parts, but, he also could tell a mean knock-knock joke.... and cussed at the football game on TV in plain English, like everyone else.... the idea that "Smart" people only use "smart" words is a Hollywoodism, which is why Bob tries so hard to emulate it. He thinks that's how the world works because he doesn't believe his Holy Grail of media would LIE to him.

Even a genius level intellect wouldn't ask for "refrigerated pasteurized bovine lactations" at the breakfast table, they'd say "hey, pass the milk, would ya?" like everyone else..... because getting your point across as clearly and quickly as possible is the whole POINT of language.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Tolkien's work are the seminal traditional fantasy stories. Trying to fuck with them will always end badly because you're violating what makes the series great in the first place.

If you don't have an established tradition, what's there to subvert?

 

[MirrorNoir]

Kirby really didn't have trouble getting it off the ground at DC. He was brought over from Marvel after negotiating that his first few comics would let him have a huge amount of creative freedom. He chose to take over Jimmy once he started as it was their lowest selling book at the time and didn't have anyone permanently assigned to it. Kirby was one of the highest paid people in the industry at the time. If he wanted to negotiate himself in to writing and start introducing the Fourth World characters in a bigger comic, he could have. Superman was also featured in the first issue of Forever People, the comic where a group of hippy New Gods go on a road trip.

Kirby also always meant to tie the New Gods in to a bigger mythos and be a part of a larger Universe, though it wasn't necessarily DC. The New Gods origin story is a very much the same event as the vision of Ragnarok Kirby wrote in Marvel's Thor. If Kirby had more creative control at Marvel, and wasn't super pissed at Stan Lee, he probably would have introduced the New Gods as a kind of hybrid Thor storyline/sequel at Marvel.

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Actually the New Gods were supposed to REPLACE Thor.

Kirby never liked Thor and one of the chief reasons he left the book/Marvel in general for DC, was that he wanted to permanently wipe out the Norse God pantheon and embargo writers from using them ever again. The New Gods (or the concept of them) was what he pitched Stan Lee to replace them with but was turned down.

Which in turn was one of the turning points for the last year or so of the Kirby years at Marvel as he stopped pitching new ideas at Marvel and just counted down until he could leave the company and take his new ideas elsewhere.

 

[Rei is shit]

He didn't even have the balls to say he sucked a lesbian off. He made some autistic joke about learning how to peel an orange with his tongue which confused 99% of the people who saw it.

I think he got it confused with tying a cherry stem using your tongue. Which is one hell of a thing to fuck up in a fake memory.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think he got it confused with tying a cherry stem using your tongue. Which is one hell of a thing to fuck up in a fake memory.

Don't expect Bob to be an expert on fruit, or any other healthy food.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I think he got it confused with tying a cherry stem using your tongue. Which is one hell of a thing to fuck up in a fake memory.

Well yeah, that would make sense because the cherry stem is an innuendo for a clit. Bob probably wouldn't realize the significance of this difference because he's a virgin.

 

[BubbleButt]

The Lindsay Ellis blowout is a perfect example, but in pretty much every Tweet update @Positron posts there will be at least one example of him doing it, and it never ceases to amaze me more people don't tell him to fuck off.

It's because no one but us pays any attention to this dipshit.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Well yeah, that would make sense because the cherry stem is an innuendo for a clit. Bob probably wouldn't realize the significance of this difference because he's a virgin.

It's almost a pity he'll die a virgin in a few years. Another fifty years, and we'd actually have had to take him seriously.

 

[blablabla]

Don't expect Bob to be an expert on fruit, or any other healthy food.

or licking pussy

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Of course that idiotic cretin Bobert likes Discovery. Well it is the only STD he'll ever get.

 

[Nobue]

I think he got it confused with tying a cherry stem using your tongue. Which is one hell of a thing to fuck up in a fake memory.

If he winds up going down on a woman, it'll bee hilarious if he tries the orange technique, ngl

 

[Lizard Pope]

If he winds up going down on a woman, it'll bee hilarious if he tries the orange technique, ngl

After he gnaws off some poor, desperate hooker's labia someone will tell him "that's not how you get your red wings, retard" before he's hauled off by the team of police needed to drag his fat ass away.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Of course that idiotic cretin Bobert likes Discovery. Well it is the only STD he'll ever get.

I thought it was weird how he kept saying shit like "MY Star Trek future that I EARNED" because that sentence misses the entire point of Star Trek. But now knowing that his experience with the franchise is limited to STD, it all makes perfect sense. The only message STD has is "big explosions and pew pew lasers wooo." It's tailor-made for schlaubs like Bob who just wanna consume product.

 

[No Exit]

I thought it was weird how he kept saying shit like "MY Star Trek future that I EARNED" because that sentence misses the entire point of Star Trek. But now knowing that his experience with the franchise is limited to STD, it all makes perfect sense. The only message STD has is "big explosions and pew pew lasers wooo." It's tailor-made for schlaubs like Bob who just wanna consume product.

I don't know much about Star Trek but wasn't the world peace or whatever political situation on Earth predicated by a massive, terrible war where the dregs of society and others like Bob were purged?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I don't know much about Star Trek but wasn't the world peace or whatever political situation on Earth predicated by a massive, terrible war where the dregs of society and others like Bob were purged?

No. There were like two alien wars but there was never a "purge" that got rid of all the "undesirables." That's more like the delusion MovieBlob has.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Care to explain why it’s a good idea your boy Biden is building the wall Bob?

 

[Positron]

If you are GOP, you are already guilty of something and need to be incarcerated:

I see Bobby and his orbiters are deliberately misspelling GOP as GQP.

Bobby is still dead set on vaccine passports, ACLU's reservation notwithstanding:


Speaking of vaccines, Trump might have unknowingly contributed to the development of a new HIV vaccine. Bobby mad:

If Bobby disagree with what Bruenig said, surely he could refute him with reason? Instead he chose to share a violent fantasy straight out of Looney-Tunes.

Black History Forever!

(Peter Savodnik's essay that contains the passage Bobby quoted.)





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Everything reminds Bobby of Synder:


GvK trivia:


Fake Tits badmouths the American cultural elites that Bobby holds dear, the beacon of truth known as CNN. Bobby: Hear! Hear!

 

[The Valeyard]

Of course Bob would hate Black Mirror, he wants the robotic dogs from "Metalhead" to hunt down the obsoletes.



Context for the quote tweet.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Everything reminds Bobby of Synder:

Reading this thread reminds me of the time he was fired the first time. His goon squad came in to kiss ass, and praise dishonestly. They are diluted, and so into their own ass as Chipman does. I have never seen these fucks trying to justify this asshole's narrative so blindly. A bad movie? MOtherfucker, your point being? This is something bigger than the movie. But once again, Chipman rather dehumanizes, and lets his goon squad parrot the stuff he says.

But that implies putting his hatred aside for something else. But Bob can't have that. He can't have the same people he hates get another victory over him. Stuff like this why I have to remind myself he is such a leech of others because he is such a hateable guy that the people that follow him as equally as terrible as he is.