Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Outside of the warped reality of fat Chipmans being skinny and having anime eyes, the "A" in Chippa isn't kerned correctly and "This" should have been condensed the same way the top line is. Whoever made this couldn't even use the correct Blockbuster font. It's Machine BT. It's incredibly common, and at worst takes five minutes to look it up or find a look alike font.

Go back to watching your renovations make you take out another mortgage.
 
How has Chris managed to make Anita fucking Sarkeesian look sane and balanced by comparison?
The solution of Bobby and co.: Turn the whole State into EPCOT dammit!
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I find it hilarious that Bob's solution to conservatives existing is to let Walt Disney turn Florida into a totalitarian technocracy, because that is what EPCOT would have become if it was ever set up.

That said, a technocratic dictatorship is basically what Movieblob wants for society.
Bobby: Anti-Semite!
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I say this a lot but it bears repeating; if the first thing you hear when someone says ”big corporate executives that control society” is ”the Jews”, you are the anti-Semite in the room.
That person, like everyone with a rose next to their username, has no idea how expensive health care is.
Speaking as a Britbong, healthcare can either be:
• good for healthy people, and socialised
• cheap for all, and socialised
• good and cheap for healthy people, but privatised

The first one would require massive taxes, the second is what we have in Bongland, and the third is what you Yanks have; from what I can work out health insurance is cheap unless you have any form of pre-existing condition in which case it becomes a nightmare.
 
Speaking as a Britbong, healthcare can either be:
• good for healthy people, and socialised
• cheap for all, and socialised
• good and cheap for healthy people, but privatised

The first one would require massive taxes, the second is what we have in Bongland, and the third is what you Yanks have; from what I can work out health insurance is cheap unless you have any form of pre-existing condition in which case it becomes a nightmare.
Speaking as a Yankee, I'd like to tack on the following.

A large reason healthcare costs are what they are is due to the lack of providers. When the Feds propose healthcare regulations, the biggest supporters of these regulations are healthcare providers. But why, you ask. Doesn't it hurt the providers? Why would they shoot themselves in the foot like this? Yes, it hurts them, but only a little; they can afford it. The real reason they support it is because it shuts out competitors who could offer the same product at a lower price.

You see, the Feds have a lot of laws against monopolies. A company cannot buy up competitors to secure a monopoly, nor can they drive the price down to drive smaller competitors out of business. Large companies have thus found a loophole: raise the barriers to entry (fees, regulations, fines, etc.) so high that smaller companies are driven out of business, and would-be competitors cannot enter the market. This places power in the hands of a few companies, who can set the price at whatever they like. And the Feds, eager for more power over those obsoletes beyond the beltway, eagerly comply.

The solution, obviously, would be to lower many of those barriers to entry, and encourage a healthy, competitive market. This would bring lower costs, more choices beyond the same five or six companies, and a better product (you actually have to supply a good product to compete.

This will never happen, of course. The Feds will never give up power, and the companies donate generously to give the Feds financial incentives to maintain the status quo. Additionally, the solution is Capitalism, which is a filthy word among today's youth, who want Communism.
 
Skunk Angel comes out in defense:
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So dehumanization is a bad thing, or is it just another tactics-targets puzzle?
@Marshal Mannerheim has already addressed this but I'd like to add my two cents about these people's sheer hypocrisy about dehumanizing terms. "Bugman" and "NPC" may be broad and blunt but they at least have some sort of specificity, they each have their own clear definitions and conditions as to when to apply to people. Bugman is supposed to convey the inhuman hive-mind mentality of insects, the horror of humanity being stripped away and is applied to individuals who are proudly rootless, surrender their individuality to corporations and revel in material consumerism. NPC was originally a shitpost meme about people who had no internal monologue was an observation about people whose thought processes could be summarized in the simplest of flowcharts, before idiots from all spheres turned it into "anyone who disagrees with me is a dum-dum". Regardless of how hurtful or hateful they were, they at least had meaning. Then you compare it with something like CHUD or "MAGAts" which are literally just broad, non-specific articles of indiscriminate hate. They mean nothing other than "fuck this person I don't like". But of course with these types, it's always okay when they do it.

tl;dr Bob and Chris are FAT
 
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Outside of the warped reality of fat Chipmans being skinny and having anime eyes, the "A" in Chippa isn't kerned correctly and "This" should have been condensed the same way the top line is. Whoever made this couldn't even use the correct Blockbuster font. It's Machine BT. It's incredibly common, and at worst takes five minutes to look it up or find a look alike font.

Go back to watching your renovations make you take out another mortgage.

Chris's bizarre fixation on Blockbuster is especially cringe in light of the deleterious effect they had on the mom & pop home video phenomenon. Very nicely detailed in this blogpost.


Long but worth a read.
 
This is what I deserve for listen in on a Robert's video in months.

What is this retard talking about? Nobody thought that Cloverfield was a fucking Voltron movie.

I was "there" as well Robert, everybody was, cloverfield wasn't that long ago, and a lot of people either thought it was a godzilla movie or were just curious to see what the fuck was going on.

Maybe some assholes on those old ass 2000's movie forums were playing with the idea, but not enough to make it a backlash because the movie wasn't about a shitty 80's cartoon. No one buys that.

This shared universe speculation bullshit is a recent pop culture crap, back then, Abrahms mystery box bullshit was just about a mystery on it's own story.

That aside, this new click bait bullshit "will the *recognizable franshise* show up in the MCU" just can go fuck itself.

I was never against fan speculation, never engaged in much, but I understand it's part of the fun to guess where a story will turn, what will the character do, even fucking shipping I was alright with (before it turned into complete madness that is).

But this "I wanna see the x-men in the MCU, so I can clap to what I can recognize" is so.,.. I don't know how to describe besides "go fuck yourself".

I know I'm the one being autistic here, this shit is meningless, and fuck it, people need those clicks, still, can't shake off this aversion I now have to anything movie/comic related.

The original Cloverfield was sold entirely off the same selling point of Independence Day: watching major IRL landmarks be destroyed. It also had the "guilty pleasure" angle of being one of the first really big budget disaster porn film to come out after 9-11 (see Tom Cruise's War of the Worlds for another example of this). 10 Cloverfield Lane was carried entirely off of word of mouth relating to John Goodman's performance and the third film was a huge flop and IIRC didn't even get a theatrical release.

I really don't understand HOW the fat fuck could get Voltron from Cloverfield, since the entire film is a bunch of pretty GQ models running for their lives and being put through purest hell and culminating in a downer ending where, IIRC, everyone dies. There was NEVER any god-damn robots, comic relief space mice, blue skinned pretty boy sadist who kept chasing after the main chick to make her marry him, and no evil science witch cackling about about Cloverfield was her creation. Him watching Cloverfield and getting "This is Voltron" is like watching "Gone With the Wind" and thinking "This is totally Batman!".

One highlight from that video that drew amusement from me is this:
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Bob claimed that this is a Lion when it’s a tiger-based monster. Even more surprised he used a Ultraman Gaia episode to illustrate his shitty point.
Here’s the episode he used for context for those interested.
Speaking of Ultraman, in the "horrible people Bob would totally stan for while missing the point of the character": Akane from SSSS Gridman. NEET who sold her soul to a digital Lovecraft abomination, who put Akane into a digital dream world where she was allowed to relive her high school days as a Mary Sue type and basically relive high school while controlling EVERYONE like it was a game of The Sims by way of Grand Theft Auto. And that anytime anyone did something she didn't like, she'd create a monster to murder them and even went as far as to create a version of a former friend of hers who existed solely to whine about how Akane wasn't her friend anymore to get back at said friend for shunning the real Akane in the real world when they reached high school (while having said expie of her friend made into an exact double of Akane's real body for extra creepy Freudian levels).

The climax of the series had Akane get betrayed by her digital abomination benefactor and turned into a monster, before being freed and convinced she had to go back into the real world and interact with normal people and not hide away.

Bob would probably claim that Akane did nothing wrong morally and that if she had any fault, it was her being the wrong kind of "super hero" fan due to her liking the bad guys more than the good guys and that she should have stuck to making Ultraman doubles to do her wetworks since "Heroes like Ultraman would gladly off people who piss you off!" in Bob's eyes.
 
Bugman is supposed to convey the inhuman hive-mind mentality of insects, the horror of humanity being stripped away and is applied to individuals who are proudly rootless, surrender their individuality to corporations and revel in material consumerism.
I always thought it was from the fact that bugmen were the sort of people who would sit in pods and eat bugs.
 
This is what I deserve for listen in on a Robert's video in months.

What is this retard talking about? Nobody thought that Cloverfield was a fucking Voltron movie.

I was "there" as well Robert, everybody was, cloverfield wasn't that long ago, and a lot of people either thought it was a godzilla movie or were just curious to see what the fuck was going on.

Maybe some assholes on those old ass 2000's movie forums were playing with the idea, but not enough to make it a backlash because the movie wasn't about a shitty 80's cartoon. No one buys that.

This shared universe speculation bullshit is a recent pop culture crap, back then, Abrahms mystery box bullshit was just about a mystery on it's own story.

That aside, this new click bait bullshit "will the *recognizable franshise* show up in the MCU" just can go fuck itself.

I was never against fan speculation, never engaged in much, but I understand it's part of the fun to guess where a story will turn, what will the character do, even fucking shipping I was alright with (before it turned into complete madness that is).

But this "I wanna see the x-men in the MCU, so I can clap to what I can recognize" is so.,.. I don't know how to describe besides "go fuck yourself".

I know I'm the one being autistic here, this shit is meningless, and fuck it, people need those clicks, still, can't shake off this aversion I now have to anything movie/comic related.
I didn't watch but is he doing that dumb shit again where he doesn't realize the Marvel universe is a thing in itself that the MCU is adapting and instead thinks it's some corporate showcase for consoomers where Kermit the Frog can become an Avenger and show up in Star Wars with Xenomorphs and Warhammer characters? It's really baffling since I could sorta see how a complete outsider would get that impression but I think even somebody with a casual understanding wouldn't think that.

He's the most vocal person I've seen who does that outside of odd clickbait articles.
 
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I find it hilarious that Bob's solution to conservatives existing is to let Walt Disney turn Florida into a totalitarian technocracy, because that is what EPCOT would have become if it was ever set up.
Sure, the Happiness Enforcement Patrol regularly beat up old people and minorities in the streets, but you can buy Funko Pop versions of them so they're OK!
 
And Chauvin's guilty on all counts and he's going straight to jail. Let's see what the next 12 hours hold.

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And it begins with Bob being Bob.
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Never mind all the actual facts that blow any arguments of "Derek Chauvin is a cold-blooded killer just waiting for the perfect opportunity to kill a darkie" out of the water (and at the very least present plenty of reasonable doubt as to what actually killed Saint Floyd), never mind that the prosecution's arguments boiled down to "dude just trust me," never mind the various threats by Maxine Waters and others that are clear grounds for a mistrial, nope, he's totally guilty and deserves the gallows.

Cow reactions to this shit are not gonna be fun to read, let me tell you. Glad I don't live in a major city, that's all I'll say.
 
Just like a broken clock, Bob is right about something.
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That is not a misquote or paraphrasing, white woman Nancy Pelosi thanks George Floyd for being killed by state officials because they can now use his name for their own purposes.

What would justice be, then? This is literally what people have been rioting for months.
Derick stripped naked, chained in the middle of the town square, watching a reanimated Floyd bang his chink wife in front of him and then getting shot in the back of the head once zombie Floyd completes and pulls out. Even then it wouldn't do enough to heal the pain of POCs from the murdering of Gentle Giant George.
 
Then you compare it with something like CHUD or "MAGAts" which are literally just broad, non-specific articles of indiscriminate hate. They mean nothing other than "fuck this person I don't like". But of course with these types, it's always okay when they do it
CHUD and MAGAts actually do have a somewhat well defined meaning, though. CHUD is short for "cannibal humanoid underground dweller", being nominally used to refer to alt/dissident right types associated with 4chan and 4chan like imageboards(which have a self-admitted fame of being crammed with basement-dwelling weirdos not unlike Bob himself), albeit, like NPC, it scaled to mean anyone the user doesn't like. MAGAts, likewise, is a jab on Trump supporters, particularly(if urban dictionary is correct) those that invaded/supported the invasion of the Capitol.
 
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