Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Never mind all the actual facts that blow any arguments of "Derek Chauvin is a cold-blooded killer just waiting for the perfect opportunity to kill a darkie" out of the water (and at the very least present plenty of reasonable doubt as to what actually killed Saint Floyd), never mind that the prosecution's arguments boiled down to "dude just trust me," never mind the various threats by Maxine Waters and others that are clear grounds for a mistrial, nope, he's totally guilty and deserves the gallows.

Cow reactions to this shit are not gonna be fun to read, let me tell you. Glad I don't live in a major city, that's all I'll say.
It's part of the reason I switched to KF's Tor link. The mob has a harder time finding me, Null has nothing to give to the Feds if they come after me, and I get to call George Floyd a nigger all I like.
"lil brother" eh? I guess now we know why Chris did what he did: he's following his big brother's footsteps.
 
Wanna hear something more insidious @Tronathon242?
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Point 1:

"It was just a few businesses that burnt down due to chimping out and a few public memorials that got torn down due to a chimping out and few people killed in autonomous zones and/or fires due to a chimping out! F**king troglodytes think we're living in some kind of third world hell hole."
My statehouse STILL has it's first floor boarded up and getting close to a year at this point.

Point 2:

You dumb, pointless, unlovable, sheltered, faggot ass retard. You only think that because your dumb, pointless, unlovable, sheltered, faggot ass never had to do anything different from your regular never leaving home and ordering out. Actual working people, which you are not part of, were hurt financially, physically, and mentally because 49 of the 50 states, in what I will argue to my dying breath is completely unconstitutional, said it's too dangerous for them to be able to work. You do not understand this because you haven't received an actual paycheck since probably 2014. Eat shit.


No he fucking isn't too busy to whore his 8 podcasts out.
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RIP the buckeye state
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It's almost too perfect
That Wendy's burnt down in Atlanta; I worked with a guy who drove to work on the highway adjacent to where that went down and he says BLM had traffic backed up for miles the night after. They took over the little awning bridge going over the highway and used it to hang signs/throw rocks/drive dirtbikes around it and so forth. Not sure why Bob wants to pretend Black hooliganism can contain itself to one area.
 
She's a goddamn lich that feasts off of the souls of the innocent to sustain her decrepit form
If I were to turn lich I'd just subsist on ice-cream. Thank you.
Though I like Pelosi's implication that we need to kill more George Floyds to promote justice.

#AllChipmansAreBobs
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Vagueposting like a sixteen-year old girl, Chris is mad that people as a rule aren't as nutty as him and his brother:
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Chris toke offense that someone insinuates he isn't woke enough regarding Shane Black and Joss Whedon.
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Another "new logo"
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Random bits and pieces of St. Floyd:
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We don't need another synonym for "nigger" or "sheboon: but "Maxine Waters" is okay.

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More tard fights about MLP and extremism:
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Bobby might not like Peter Coffin, but he sure loves a car that looks like a coffin:
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Steve Scalise expresses his concern that socialist agenda will result in a "hostile take over of the judiciary branch of the government" and the American Dream will disappear.
Bobby: American Dream is passé. The Superior Futurist dreams the Chinese Dream.
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Same old shit about the Election College:
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We must spare no cost on space-exploration research, but Elon Musk must not stick his dirty finger in it!
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Now let's look at Bobby's fans and anti-fans. Someone mistakes Bobby for claiming himself a "ubermensch", when what he really says is "People That Matter".
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You can see how pissed Bobby is by how incoherent he writes, but the real treat is the response of Bobby's fans:
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Sonic movie:
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Wanda:
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Fap:
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The two "aunts" must be gawking at a Bob-lookalike unzipping his jeans.

Yellow fever:
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Creature feature:
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James Corden seems to have offended soccer fans with his comment on the European Super League:
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Another of Bobby's stopped clock moments: The Simpsons is still cooler than Morrissey.
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Protect little Angels:
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It’s amazing that people in her district are crazy enough to keep reelecting her.
She is the poster child for term limits, something that I've found common ground on with even the most Lefty of co-workers.
Wanna hear something more insidious @Tronathon242?
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Point 1:

"It was just a few businesses that burnt down due to chimping out and a few public memorials that got torn down due to a chimping out and few people killed in autonomous zones and/or fires due to a chimping out! F**king troglodytes think we're living in some kind of third world hell hole."
My statehouse STILL has it's first floor boarded up and getting close to a year at this point.

Point 2:

You dumb, pointless, unlovable, sheltered, faggot ass retard. You only think that because your dumb, pointless, unlovable, sheltered, faggot ass never had to do anything different from your regular never leaving home and ordering out. Actual working people, which you are not part of, were hurt financially, physically, and mentally because 49 of the 50 states, in what I will argue to my dying breath is completely unconstitutional, said it's too dangerous for them to be able to work. You do not understand this because you haven't received an actual paycheck since probably 2014. Eat shit.
Again, only the "wrong" people were affected by the Summer of Love 2020. If everything they ever worked their entire lives to build went up in flames while the perps got nothing but adulation and praise from the MSM at large then so much the better for Bob. It's even better if they died in the process of protecting a business like David Dorn did. I will bet dollars to the extreme amount of doughnuts that fat fuck consooms that someone will bring Dorn or some former business owner committing suicide and he will shrug it off with another shitty joke.
 
Wyoming, and thus Liz Cheney like her or not, do not qualify for a House seat by any sort of population measure. They qualify because every State is allocated at least one House seat so that no State goes unrepresented in the House. The "math" on population is irrelevant.

edit: Article I, section 2, emphasis mine:
Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.
Fourteenth Amendment maintains this:
Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed.
 
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I'm just gonna skip over the majority of Blobbo's bloviating (there's only so much of this fat retard that any of us can handle) and focus on this one gem of a hot take:
Same old shit about the Election College:
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Setting aside Bobby's hateboner for the Electoral College letting the Mayo Ghouls have a say, I just want to point out that Bob actually fucking believes that New York and California get most of their food from their own states, because apparently one can subsist on almonds alone. That New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and other urban sprawl areas are served by farms "a short distance outside" them. That the gigantic swathes of farmland across the Great Plains are little more than "wasteland [that] isn't actually doing much for us," and not actually the breadbasket that feeds not only the bulk of the country, but much of the world in turn.

Jesus H. Christ, how anyone takes this absolute goddamn fucking moron seriously is one of the great quandaries of our time. I invite Blobbo to quit eating the red states' food anytime if he's so convinced he can go without.
 
Owing to the intense levels of retardation from Bob and Chauvin being found guilty this post is a lot longer than I'd usually make it.
But ”the correct decision” and ”justice” are literally synonyms?
I don't think anyone can be surprised that the party that uses black people as pawns is using a black man's corpse as a pawn.
There are atheist anti-abortion groups out there.

You don't need the pope, just an understanding of natural selection can tell you abortion may not be in the species' best interest.
I know, I was responding to a Bob tweet where he said that people opposed abortion because of religious reasons.
It’s amazing that people in her district are crazy enough to keep reelecting her.
I know, but San Francisco will be blue until the day I die. That said, a shitty knockoff version of AOC is trying to primary her next year so we might get to see the Congressional version of a tard fight.
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”just a Wendy's”, you say?
China did lockdowns, if by ”lockdowns” you mean ”human rights abuses”.
If Maxine Waters is going to jeopardise the safety of a jury by making what could reasonably be interpreted as threats of violence, she shouldn't be surprised if she gets called out for it.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
The thing is that Bob saying what he does tells us all there is to know about court packing. The left don't want it because of some notion of fairness; they want it because they hate the idea that a religious person could be anywhere near power.
Same old shit about the Election College:
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I'd love to see this man's reaction if there was a farmers' strike in Mayo Ghoulland and he couldn't get small amounts of McDonalds for average-sized people.
> there's almost nothing I'd rather we spent it on.

I, too, have never heard of child hunger or literally any of the many things that are more important than sticking a flag on a rock.
Just wanting to commit mass murder on ”anti-intellectual white supremacists” does not make your murderous desires good.
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The difference is that those are being prescribed to people who haven't been groomed into taking them.
 
I like how he's dressed like mario. What the fuck is with these people and mario?
I think it’s for the same reason spergs like Sonic the Hedgehog. A game series ridiculous fantasy setting with a simple plot/goal. You know like @Tronathon242 said;
the ridiculous yet simplistic plot and characterization are sperg magnets.
That and the fact, Mario is fat like Bob and Chris.
Speaking of Ultraman, in the "horrible people Bob would totally stan for while missing the point of the character": Akane from SSSS Gridman. NEET who sold her soul to a digital Lovecraft abomination, who put Akane into a digital dream world where she was allowed to relive her high school days as a Mary Sue type and basically relive high school while controlling EVERYONE like it was a game of The Sims by way of Grand Theft Auto. And that anytime anyone did something she didn't like, she'd create a monster to murder them and even went as far as to create a version of a former friend of hers who existed solely to whine about how Akane wasn't her friend anymore to get back at said friend for shunning the real Akane in the real world when they reached high school (while having said expie of her friend made into an exact double of Akane's real body for extra creepy Freudian levels).

The climax of the series had Akane get betrayed by her digital abomination benefactor and turned into a monster, before being freed and convinced she had to go back into the real world and interact with normal people and not hide away.

Bob would probably claim that Akane did nothing wrong morally and that if she had any fault, it was her being the wrong kind of "super hero" fan due to her liking the bad guys more than the good guys and that she should have stuck to making Ultraman doubles to do her wetworks since "Heroes like Ultraman would gladly off people who piss you off!" in Bob's eyes.
I agree, I’m not a Ultraman fan but I saw the show and that girl was out of her mind. But you’re wrong on the neet part. In the show she was very popular and talented but she was so insecure that every time someone wronged her in the slightest she would harbor feelings of murder and revenge.

But I agree that Akane is someone Bob would simp for.
When people like Maxine Waters are encouraging violence if they don't get what they want, I wouldn't blame you.
Honestly, anytime someone like Maxine Waters resorts to violence that proves that they’re a childish brute.
 
I could be the getting the timeline wrong, but I swear I remember MPC referring to these people as bugmen several years ago before all the "eat the bugs" shit cropped up.
I always thought it was from the fact that bugmen were the sort of people who would sit in pods and eat bugs.
I am a fucking nerd, so I assumed it had something to do with Heinlein's Arachnids.
Though Heinlein probably just based his arachnids off of bugmen.
I love how Chris made himself skinny and happy but kept Bob fat and grumpy lol
 
Bob is his usual appalling moron self, but what the fuck is that Chink retard whining about?

For fuck's sake, I LOVE The Killer, Hard Boiled, and just about anything by Jacky Chan or Bruce Lee. Liu Kang was also the coolest guy in all of Mortal Kombat besides maybe Kung Lao. This loser has gotten his wish for decades now.
 
Bob is his usual appalling moron self, but what the fuck is that Chink retard whining about?

For fuck's sake, I LOVE The Killer, Hard Boiled, and just about anything by Jacky Chan or Bruce Lee. Liu Kang was also the coolest guy in all of Mortal Kombat besides maybe Kung Lao. This loser has gotten his wish for decades now.
They're bloviating about the fact that Asians are supposedly getting more roles in Western cinema. That's the key. It doesn't matter that there is a treasure trove of acclaimed and beloved films from Asia that fulfill the requirements. It seems those don't count because they weren't made in the West, nevermind the fact that they are and always will be better than the woke crap being made Stateside. It really sounds like the kind of whining I see from people who don't want to watch I Saw the Devil, A Dirty Carnival, The Man from Nowhere or Old Boy (in addition to the slices of kickass you mentioned) because they aren't dubbed, only now the issue is that they are stories with plots instead of being out and out PC propaganda.
Super Mario Bros. was a terrible movie, get over it.
He'll never let that go. He's the Hiroo Onoda of the Console War, only without honor, dignity, or even an interesting story to tell.
I'm just gonna skip over the majority of Blobbo's bloviating (there's only so much of this fat retard that any of us can handle) and focus on this one gem of a hot take:

Setting aside Bobby's hateboner for the Electoral College letting the Mayo Ghouls have a say, I just want to point out that Bob actually fucking believes that New York and California get most of their food from their own states, because apparently one can subsist on almonds alone. That New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and other urban sprawl areas are served by farms "a short distance outside" them. That the gigantic swathes of farmland across the Great Plains are little more than "wasteland [that] isn't actually doing much for us," and not actually the breadbasket that feeds not only the bulk of the country, but much of the world in turn.

Jesus H. Christ, how anyone takes this absolute goddamn fucking moron seriously is one of the great quandaries of our time. I invite Blobbo to quit eating the red states' food anytime if he's so convinced he can go without.
He wants it to be true to justify purging everything between the coasts. If the Midwest really was a wasteland, then it would not be an issue to just bury its residents under the soil. He really does stand out in that aspect of his genocidal mania. Often times (nearly all of the time actually) those committing mass murder want the land their targets occupy even if it's not explicitly stated. Bob, on the other hand, wants nothing to do with the most bountiful breadbasket on Earth.
 
Often times (nearly all of the time actually) those committing mass murder want the land their targets occupy even if it's not explicitly stated. Bob, on the other hand, wants nothing to do with the most bountiful breadbasket on Earth.
Oh Bobby wants the Midwest all right. He wants to turn it into a real-life Jurassic Park.
 
Bob fully admits that he believes that Biden is a puppet.
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The Lord of Lynn said:
They never fully grokked that 'Team Joe' is 'Team Kamala' (and 'Team Squad') swinging Joe as a battering ram to get stuff done
No Bob. No one outside of your sycophants and weirdos and the breadtube you so desperately want to be a part of thinks this.


Some Bob retweets that I found funny.

And the people will be breaking down the doors to come see GvK in it's 4th week of playing or the new Fast and the Furious movie that totally doesn't look like it was shot on set smaller than my bedroom/greenscreen.
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Truth be told I don't take glee in the cinemas closing up. I used to love going to the movies and did it at least once a week. Then they all started to get *blah*. Then Hollywood spent 4 years trying to guilt me for something I didn't do. Then the movies got even more *blech*. Then retards like Bob splooged over every little goddamned thing they could consoom. Then the world shut down for a year...
I don't take glee in the cinemas closing but I will actively cheer for Hollywood as an institution to die in a fire.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE JOURNALISTS?! THE BLACK JOURNALISTS!? WHO ARE WOMEN!? THAT NEED THERAPY!?
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When you click the link to donate it takes you to this page. There is no other page it's linked to, no homepage for this IWMF organization or even an about section. There's text at the bottom for "Donor Support" that has no hyperlink. It's just there. I'm willing to bet that this is going straight into someone's pocket, Quinn style.
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They had to cover Trump and read online hate from horrible bully forums instead of only getting pissy on twitter. Now they has the trauma. Give $500 or you is racist n sheeeeit.
 
Bob fully admits that he believes that Biden is a puppet.
This is hardly new; right off the bat Bobby sees Biden as the Trojan horse for Kween Kamala, and this is how the scenario will play out: by the power of Superior Future, it will take Biden a year, two years tops, to overcome the covid crisis. Then he will cede and hand the reign to Kween K.

I think even Biden himself admitted so.

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May I give you the same advice your brother just gave to Marjorie Taylor Greene? Go to bed frightened!
 
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Outside of the warped reality of fat Chipmans being skinny and having anime eyes, the "A" in Chippa isn't kerned correctly and "This" should have been condensed the same way the top line is. Whoever made this couldn't even use the correct Blockbuster font. It's Machine BT. It's incredibly common, and at worst takes five minutes to look it up or find a look alike font.
I hate doing typography, but it's a fairly straightforward process even for a layman with basic software; it's actually hurting my head trying to figure out how Chris fucked this up so badly.

The only way I can think that this could have gone so wrong is if he was manually cut-and-pasting each letter onto the ticket stub like a kidnapper making a ransom note, but then it's highly unlikely he would have managed to get all the letters angled somewhat similarly unless he had the ticket horizontal at first then rotated the entire image once it was done.

That's not even getting into how wildly inconsistent the art is. Quality/accuracy aside, the rule of thumb is you pick one style and stick to it; don't just throw in whatever shit you have to hand to fill up the empty space. This looks like a school project where the kid just grabbed random clip art off Google.

Oh for fuck sake. I give up.

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Truth be told I don't take glee in the cinemas closing up. I used to love going to the movies and did it at least once a week. Then they all started to get *blah*. Then Hollywood spent 4 years trying to guilt me for something I didn't do. Then the movies got even more *blech*. Then retards like Bob splooged over every little goddamned thing they could consoom. Then the world shut down for a year...
I don't take glee in the cinemas closing but I will actively cheer for Hollywood as an institution to die in a fire.
For me it got to the point where the negatives of the cinema experience (artificially inflated prices, obnoxious people talking or on their phones, 30 minutes of ads (not trailers) before the film, the same capeshit over and over) far outweighed any pros it offered. Plus I don't need the 'big screen experience' when the best films being made today aren't explosion porn or 90-minute jump-scare reels.

Even before Kung Flu shut the world down I probably went to the cinema maybe once or twice a year, and at least half of those times were because I just needed a way to kill a couple hours.
 
Despite Bob's denials, Massachusetts was indeed locked down. I've spent part of the past year in Florida and the rest in Massachusetts. Massachusetts was a much more unpleasant and restrictive place to be. It always is but it was even more so this past year thanks to Charlie Baker's BS.

Hes the one that has been blaming delays and lack of content on the lockdown which made zero sense.
 
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