Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Also the composer or sound designer or whatever fucking necked himself.

Unfortunately it was the sound mixer who died, not the composer Ludovico Einaudi, who is certainly laughing his way to the bank for another easy hack job.

 

[Red Hood]

I think they're going for more of an MCU. Whether or not you like capeshit, taking disparate movies and weaving them into a single, overarching narrative over the course of a decade is not a small achievement, and quite a few people are going to try and imitate it.

I do hope the Sonic Cinematic Universe is a thing. Bob will blow a gasket.

Better yet, a Sega Cinematic Universe. Don't tell me you don't want a kid-friendly talking hedgehog to exist in the same universe as House of the Dead and Altered Beast.

 

[The Valeyard]

Better yet, a Sega Cinematic Universe. Don't tell me you don't want a kid-friendly talking hedgehog to exist in the same universe as House of the Dead and Altered Beast.

They already have a Marvel Studios style logo sequence which included various games, such as Yakuza 0. So who knows?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

No. There is a difference between the phrase ”black lives matter” and the movement ”Black Lives Matter”. The first is inherently non-political, the second is a leftist organisation. Whether you support the second is entirely up to you, but public buildings shouldn't promote it.

I'm pretty sure this is a MtF account as this particular fetish is uncomfortably common with that background.

Not to mention that that avatar looks like a troon.

 

[Positron]

So I guess Christianity is still okay?

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Better yet, a Sega Cinematic Universe. Don't tell me you don't want a kid-friendly talking hedgehog to exist in the same universe as House of the Dead and Altered Beast.

I know you’re joking but I seriously don’t want that to happen, mainly because it will attract more spergs like Bob. I saw the Sonic movie and while I like it(even though I’m not a fan of the franchise) a lot of diehard Sonic fans were not happy.

What is it about Sonic the Hedgehog that attracts people with mental disabilities and are emotionally unstable?

Isn't Illumination making an animated Mario movie?

That’s what I heard.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Isn't Illumination making an animated Mario movie?

Yep, but Bob is pissed its not live action because, and he really said this, "live action makes it more real". Remember he thinks Mario is real.

So to me, the ultimate insult to him would be for an epic live action Mario Bros movie to be announced, only to be cancelled due to backlash, and then the CG movie made afterwards, which shits all over the cartoons, becomes one of the biggest hits of all time.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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So I guess Christianity is still okay?

Why would I be friends with people who hate normalcy and who want to use grievance politics to enrich themselves at the expense of people who think like me? At most I would just tolerate them and leave them alone as long as they didn't break the law or harass me. Also, if your philosophy is dressed up in stars and rainbows, then the people you are trying to sell it to are children or think like children. As bad as the Nazis or the Bolsheviks were, at least their target audiences were fellow adults and their iconography filled with reds, blacks, and scary shit like sickles and swastikas.

As for why mentally ill people love Sonic: I can only guess the wide range of cartoon animal characters either stood in for (or inspired OCs that stood in for) imaginary friends for sad, autistic losers. It's not unlike how Princess Celestia and the ponies from MLP: Friendship is Magic became mother figures and nurturers for sad lonely boys in single mother households.

 

[Fictional Character]

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So I guess Christianity is still okay?

You can't spell Christian without racist.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Personlly the discussion strikes me as redundant as it's unlikely bob has irl friends.

 

[Meriasek]

So the NYPD has tested Bahstan Dynamics robodogs, how long until Bob explodes with rage that his beloved robotic servants are used on dindus and not on deserving mayo ghouls?

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

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The hidden part of this statement is and always will be: "...and I'm in charge of deciding what's racist, sexist, ect."

If it's decided by the spergs on twitter that the liking Taco Bell is racist because its cultural appropriation or whatever, the discussion isn't about if it's passable fast food anymore. This innocuous thing that no one actually cares about is now Racist™, and it's illegal to disagree.

 

[Tronathon242]

The hidden part of this statement is and always will be: "...and I'm in charge of deciding what's racist, sexist, ect."

If it's decided by the spergs on twitter that the liking Taco Bell is racist because its cultural appropriation or whatever, the discussion isn't about if it's passable fast food anymore. This innocuous thing that no one actually cares about is now Racist™, and it's illegal to disagree.

The idea of what constitutes (insert here) ism is constantly shifting by the day, even by the hour in some cases. Even worse people follow these ever changing standards and apply them to people they've known their entire lives or at least ones they've been friends with for some time. It really is a strange idea of tolerance to burn bridges constantly over the smallest ideological issues, but I'm sure that all of us here have had this happen to them and way more than once in some cases.

Yep, but Bob is pissed its not live action because, and he really said this, "live action makes it more real". Remember he thinks Mario is real.

That's...that's just madness. I suppose by his standard that the nightmare fuel Spongebob porno is better than the animated movies because it has real actors.

I never understood the reason why so many cartoons, manga, and video games were adapted into live action. It seems so incredibly limiting, not to mention costly.

As for why mentally ill people love Sonic: I can only guess the wide range of cartoon animal characters either stood in for (or inspired OCs that stood in for) imaginary friends for sad, autistic losers. It's not unlike how Princess Celestia and the ponies from MLP: Friendship is Magic became mother figures and nurturers for sad lonely boys in single mother households.

I would also add in that the character's blazing speed and the ridiculous yet simplistic plot and characterization are also sperg magnets. The untreated ones have one track minds that go a million miles an hour, so Sonic rushing through everything is really appealing to how they're wired.

 

[Positron]

So the NYPD has tested Bahstan Dynamics robodogs, how long until Bob explodes with rage that his beloved robotic servants are used on dindus and not on deserving mayo ghouls?

Nah, if anything the news strengthened his faith in machines. You see, the difference between robot cops and human cops is that human cops have free will -- and that's exactly what make them bastards:




Peter Coffin believes that being rich frees you from marginalization. Unlike Bobby, Coffin does not pity the Jews and the elite, decadent gays.


Glen Greenwald. Bobby needs to brush up on reading comprehension.

It seems to me this is what the odd phrasing conveys: Abdelhamid's does her job at the premise of Google; she is not their employee yet wants people to think she is.


What's up with all these animated gifs? Bobby you are FORTY YEARS OLD!

 

[John Carmack]

I hate when neckbeards use backstage wrestling terms in real life, it's no surprise that Bob does it. (heel turn)

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He wants to be witty and snarky so bad.

The infestation of shitlibs into pro wrestling has been devastating. Seeing it go from a thing for rowdy sports fans and middle class families to these faggots is something it may never recover from.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

That's...that's just madness. I suppose by his standard that the nightmare fuel Spongebob porno is better than the animated movies because it has real actors.

I never understood the reason why so many cartoons, manga, and video games were adapted into live action. It seems so incredibly limiting, not to mention costly.

Found the video where he said it, it was his pitch for a new Mario movie. The video is even dumber than I remember it being, especially when he uses Lord of the Rings to try to justify there being enough story in trying to rescue a princess for a film.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

So the NYPD has tested Bahstan Dynamics robodogs, how long until Bob explodes with rage that his beloved robotic servants are used on dindus and not on deserving mayo ghouls?

Bob rage is primarily JPGs and occasional CAPITAL LETTERS.

 

[BScCollateral]

Nah, if anything the news strengthened his faith in machines. You see, the difference between robot cops and human cops is that human cops have free will -- and that's exactly what make them bastards:

This is what makes Bob the stupidest man on the Internet.

First, he's not wrong. Free will means some cops will be bastards.
However, there's any number of cautionary tales about the limits of a programmed system; there's even stories about robot cops going horribly wrong despite working perfectly to design. Bob's talking exactly like the overconfident designers from these stories, and he is alleged to be a genre critic.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

That's...that's just madness. I suppose by his standard that the nightmare fuel Spongebob porno is better than the animated movies because it has real actors.

I never understood the reason why so many cartoons, manga, and video games were adapted into live action. It seems so incredibly limiting, not to mention costly.

Arrogance. Because some suits simply don't think highly enough of animation to consider it a choice for a big-budget almost 2-hour film, and rather go with the option that usually sells in the Box Office. Even if it hampers the source material. Most, if not all the Western animation is forever stuck in the mentality that it's for kids. And KIDS alone in the eyes of the execs.

This is what makes Bob the stupidest man on the Internet.

First, he's not wrong. Free will means some cops will be bastards.
However, there's any number of cautionary tales about the limits of a programmed system; there's even stories about robot cops going horribly wrong despite working perfectly to design. Bob's talking exactly like the overconfident designers from these stories, and he is alleged to be a genre critic.

The fear for his mortality, and delusion of his mind being transferred strikes again. Bob is so convinced robots are better than humans that he will go to extreme lengths to justify it. Hell, it's not a meme when people say he'll root for Skynet in the Terminator universe. His ego makes him extremely susceptible to coming an enemy to all. Not just the people he hates because of his bitterness and lack of self-awareness would push him to press the button for the nukes. Just a petty way to say "Fuck you, MAGAS! I'm better than you since I'll live out the Apocalypse." However, once again he can only wish he lives long enough to see that advancement that is unlikely in this lifetime.

We can breathe in peace knowing Bob's bullshit begins and ends with him. And he doesn't have any power to do anything his mind desires.

 

[Positron]

"Less criticism, more compliments," remember?