Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I kinda figured that Bob would be all over this new police shooting but I've not seen him post a single thing about it. In fact I haven't seen as much talk about this as I thought I would've. Maybe it's because the guy was white enough that he doesn't get a pass? Maybe it's because the cop that shot him is a woman? Maybe it's because everyone's so burnt out since Saint Floyd was martyred that they just don't care anymore? I legit don't know.
Yes to all of the above.

Also remember. Floyd died for your sins.

I would also like to mention that that much treated water wont do shit to the ocean. The currents would spread it across the world within a few days limiting the impact. I know Bob his kind know nothing about science, but come on people.
 
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Bobby wants Disney to sue Jordan Peterson.
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I would ask if Bob knows that it's a parody and is considered fair use, then again I would set the high bar on the notion that Bob knows anything. Also, keep it classy of wanting to "squash this insect" no eugenic talk here, it must have been a joke friendo.
 
Wasn't there a X-force series which cyclops put together a black ops team lead by wolverine that went around assassinating/wiping out threats deemed too dangerous/ problematic to let live so they could be rid of the problem without tarnishing the image of the X-Men being good guys or whatever? Granted the bad guys were terrorist, anti-mutant hate groups, and maybe some super villains but I do find it funny that Scott basically had a unaccountable strike team on payroll for destroying any problems that would be too messy for the regular team and is "totally a good guy guys".

I could be totally remembering this wrong.
During Messiah Complex, Cyclops formed a team of Wolverine, Wolfsbane, Warpath, X23, the skunk chick from Starjammers, and Caliban to hunt down Cable, who had Baby Hope and had pretty much a ton of people (Scott included) hunting for him and the baby.

After Messiah Complex, Logan expected the team to disband but Scott demanded they stay together and hunt anti-mutant humans for Scott; with the group's continued existence being kept a secret from the rest of the X-Men. Wolverine reluctantly agreed and was joined by Angel (who through contrivance got his Archangel powers back) and Elixer (a young underage healer mutant who Wolfsbane fucked when she was his teacher), who replaced skunk alien girl and Caliban (the later of which died in Messiah Complex).

Wolverine was against the team and the use of younger mutants like Wolfsbane and Elixer and Warpath and X23 on the team. To make their mission more palatable, Marvel resurrected all the major dead anti-mutant humans as techno organic zombies and enhanced other living anti-mutant human bigots with the same tech, while having the Black Queen Selene steal the tech for her own scheming purpose (which was a rip-off of Blackest Night with all sorts of dead mutants coming back as Selene's slaves). They also fought the Dark Avengers during the Utopia arc. But a running theme was Wolverine seeing the young mutants become killers and not liking it one bit, which culminated in the events of Schism and Logan restarting the X-Men school. Along with Beast finding out about the team and being so horrified that he rage-quit the X-Men and rejoined the Avengers.

This version of X-Force dissolved after Second Coming when everyone found out about it and was horrified, though Wolverine secretly kept the team going behind Scott's back but with only adults: Logan, Archangel, Psylockes, Fantomax, and Deadpool. The second X-Force book (Uncanny X-Force) kept the team a secret for a bit thoough Logan eventually revealed to the X-Men who went with him to restart the school tht he had kept X-Force going. This team was haunted by Apocalypse: after a child clone of Apocalypse was created, killed, and then hidden away by Fantomex who resurrected the clone child and "raised him right" in a VR tube", the subplot of Archangel's metal wings having a mind of their own was resurrected as it was revealed that it contained a back up of Apocalypse's mind and it took over Archangel and nuked an entire city in the midwest that was covered up by the X-Men and Archangel mindwiped to kill the evil personality that controlled him. The final arc dealt with Sabretooth engaging in a plot with Wolverine's evil gay son Dakan to turn the Apocalypse clone over to Shadow King to use as a meat puppet, with the scheme designed by Sabretooth to force Wolverine to murder his evil son for Sabretooth's amusement. It continued the theme though of the strain of such actions had on the X-Men, Psylockes in particular and set Deadpool up as a sort of voice of morality as he was the only one who opposed the murder of the Apocalypse Clone and later became the child's parental unit when Fantomax was killed by Dakan and his goons.

After this, Rick Remender (writer of Uncanny X-Force) moved to Uncanny Avengers and continued his plotline with a dangler from his UXF run (brainwashed Archangel knocking up one of his Horsemen with twins who became villains in UA) while X-Force got split into two books: one featuring Cable and a random roster (Cable and X-Force) who were framed for mass murder by a woman who's daughter was killed by Magneto at the end of the Morrison X-Men run, and another Uncanny X-Force book that had a female centric cast with Psylockes, Storm, Spiral, Puck, and Bishop (who's villainy in Messsiah Complex was retconned as Demon Bear possession). The two books flopped saleswise and they crossed over for a crossover ending that wrapped up C&X's storylines.

After that there was a nostalgia X-Force book dealing with adult Cable's death that lasted ten issues and the current X-Force book which is "X-Men CIA" with Beast doing all sorts of morally ambiguous shit with Sage, Wolverine, Kid Omega, Jean Grey, and Black Tom Cassidy and is notably for featuring a major storyline where Xavier is assassinated that should have run in the main X-Men book but was put in X-Force to force people to buy X-Force.
 
The crime? Having a shady past with drugs, and a damaging life.
For me, this kind of worldview where you refuse to forgive is a reaction against Christianity. At the centre of Christian prayer, whether that's the Our Father (”...and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us...”) or the Apostles' Creed (”I believe in... the forgiveness of sins”), Christians forgive. The way Blob refuses to do so is rooted in the same reason he calls the Pope the head of an international crime syndicate; he can't get over having to go to Mass when he'd rather play Mario.
Bobby wants Disney to sue Jordan Peterson.
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I know lolcows have a hard time understanding this (case in point - any DMCA Null receives) but parody is fair use. Peterson is parodying a comic with this merchandise, ergo he can use copyrighted symbols without being sued for it.

Even if it wasn't fair use, the phrase ”Hail [thing]” does not belong to Marvel. If it did, they'd need to sue about a billion Catholics.
Defending The Squad.
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If Rashida wants to defund policing, she is very welcome to start with the Capitol Police and I, for one, will support her doing that.
Fukushima:
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It would be a shame if there was a country near Japan that was known for being the world's biggest contributor to climate change.

Whatever happened to climate action, Talkie Hrodebert?
"Lapsed but aware Catholic":
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So building religious statues isn't what Jesus wouldn't have wanted?

I never thought ”Moviebob or Prod” would become a thing, but here we are.
The Romans were right because some crackpot Christians today deliberate between covid, demonic possession and zombification (transcript of the convo)
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I don't think Bob realises that because of how the Roman Empire used slaves for manual work, if the Romans had never fell we wouldn't have the technology that allows him to sit around politisperging and Bob would probably be the sort of plebian farmer that he insults today.
 
Bob’s hate boner for Macaulay Culkin will soon be as hard as the rage stiffies he gets for Kimberly Guilfoyle, Megyn Kelly and any other right-wing woman. Knowing this goofy motherfucker, Bob might well believe he could have been a famous child actor but missed his chance to shine and make bank. Hell, that’s STILL more likely to happen than him getting laid at this point.
 
Bobby wants Disney to sue Jordan Peterson.



Bobby is still jealous that Macaulay Culkin has a beautiful Asian wife.
1) Peterson has stated his intention to donate the proceeds. But fuck that, just crush him because Bob doesn't like him. I bet he actually does think Peterson is like the Red Skull.

2) What the fuck is with him and constantly making snide comments and how others look? Culkin turned his life around and named his daughter after his deceased sister only to have a perma-virgin lush like Robert turn the mementous occasion into him taking swipes at his appearance. Seriously, fuck this guy and his bullshit about saying how good it is for him, he only threw that in to ward off criticism.
 
Culkin is 40. The same age as you-know-who.

Delphic proclamations on this year's Oscar heats.
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Bobby is Judge, Jury, Execeutioner, and Believer of Women (Matt Taibbi's article)
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Greenwald gave Bobby another chance to rant about the electoral college.
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The notions that big corporations are woke because they are moved by the plights of the oppressed, or that they are woke because they are imperialists in disguise, are both unwarranted, bizarre fantasies. Occam's razor suggests that business are doing things for the dirty lucre. (Greenwald's article)
 
1) Peterson has stated his intention to donate the proceeds. But fuck that, just crush him because Bob doesn't like him. I bet he actually does think Peterson is like the Red Skull.

2) What the fuck is with him and constantly making snide comments and how others look? Culkin turned his life around and named his daughter after his deceased sister only to have a perma-virgin lush like Robert turn the mementous occasion into him taking swipes at his appearance. Seriously, fuck this guy and his bullshit about saying how good it is for him, he only threw that in to ward off criticism.
Because much like how Bob gets pissy over not mattering (likely getting insulted about his worthlessness a lot over the years) and his desperate attempts to weaponize it himself, he likely gets made fun of a lot for looking like a sex pervert due to his shades and choice of clothes, not helped by his weird head shape working alongside his obesity to make him look worse.

It's clear that Tyrone the Band Geek and his pal Cletus the Battlestar Geek made fun of Bob for looks back in high school too.
 
I would also like to mention that that much treated water wont do shit to the ocean. The currents would spread it across the world within a few days limiting the impact. I know Bob his kind know nothing about science, but come on people.
I'm more amused that he thinks there's a power somewhere on Earth that can tell a sovereign nation "no" and they have to listen.... and that its' reachable by prayer raising awareness online.

You know, it really shows that for all his bluster and pompous pontifications, he doesn't understand a THING about how anything "adult" works. There IS no world police, there is no God-Emperor of Earth, no complaint department, no team of roguish but good-moraled mercenaries, the UN exists, but it ultimately can't stop shit by it's own decree... and while you can protest things, by the time the bulldozer shows up to clear the lot, it's too late to protest the new apartment block..... your chance was during the zoning/public comment process 2 years ago, but you were too busy/lazy, so you lose. The only thing you can do now is get arrested for standing in front of it.

Unless you want to take your nations' Navy out and sink that boat in harbor, that shit's getting dumped.

That "please, tell everyone!!!!" whining? He may as well be saying "if we get enough likes on this Tweet, maybe we'll summon Captain Planet?", it's a perfect microcosm of how he thinks being a Twitter personality gives him influence that must be listened to. If not by the lowly people, then certainly by the cosmos itself.
 
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Defending The Squad.
Outstanding warrant for having an unregistered gun(those are bad right?) ✅
Resists arrest? ✅
Wrestles free and tries to flee or possibly obtain a weapon in his car? ✅
Gets shot?(by accident or not does not matter to me the guy was a threat) ✅
This is racist?

Duante is their worst martyr attempt yet.

Greenwald gave Bobby another chance to rant about the electoral college.
I find it hilarious that Boob is defending Nike in particular given their choice of labor force. I do not find it hilarious when people shit on the electoral college. It is literally the only thing that will stop one party rule in the US and that could be any party. Morons like Boob think things are going great under DNC rule because he is a slave to the media. He buys into crime being a product purely of poverty and white supremacy keeping the negro down. He believes that there is a golden future in communism socialism. Boob is a fool and I think in this decade he is going to have to confront his stupidity. Ah well we will all be broke and in coof camp but at least we will still be able to laugh at MoobyBoob and his slow brother.
 
So Bobby's version of Eternal Return means living his grudges anew each day. Nietzsche wept.

Here, have something more uplifting instead:
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Why is a man in or around his 40s posting the kind of Hallmark-tier motivational quotes college girls share to sound deep? How can an alleged male be this much without shame.
Because much like how Bob gets pissy over not mattering (likely getting insulted about his worthlessness a lot over the years) and his desperate attempts to weaponize it himself, he likely gets made fun of a lot for looking like a sex pervert due to his shades and choice of clothes, not helped by his weird head shape working alongside his obesity to make him look worse.
Sorry, no. I have to disagree.

...He looks more like a mall shooter than a sex pervert.
 
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