Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Bob, you repeatedly refer to Justice Kavanaugh as a "rapist" so you and your angels here can GET FUCKED.

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Like when I first say trailers I was like "ha that's gonna suck", then I saw it on TV and was like "eh, not half bad", having seen it a second time and letting it age a bit more I can go off on a limb and say it was good.

But I also feel like Real Steel was a movie about human characters in a setting vaguely inspired by Rock'em Sock'em Bots, rather than a PRODUCT LABEL film
I remember back in the day as soon as I saw the trailer I called it the "Rock'em Sock'em" movie. Hadn't got the chance to watch it yet (apparently the robots do not try to kill any humans) but even then I couldn't imagine an actual "licensed" film would have been any better. Seriously, it was perfected. Hasboro (or whoever), don't go down this road.

I'd love to see this man's reaction if there was a farmers' strike in Mayo Ghoulland and he couldn't get small amounts of McDonalds for average-sized people.
Since you're brit, I want to explain another aspect of why these idiots are so wrong that you're not even seeing.

*deep breath*

THE SENATE WAS LITERALLY DESIGNED TO BE EQUAL REPRESENTATION OF STATES.

See, back in American History 101, it was explained that during Constitution drafting, the big states wanted Congress to be all size based while the small states wanted it to be a flat number. So a compromise was formed where the House of Representatives is based upon your state's population while the Senate is a flat 2 senators per state, PERIOD.

Bobby and his angels bitching about this is like someone bitching about why a muslim can't be a priest in the Catholic church. That is seriously how dumb they are.

Speaking as a Britbong, healthcare can either be:
• good for healthy people, and socialised
• cheap for all, and socialised
• good and cheap for healthy people, but privatised

The first one would require massive taxes, the second is what we have in Bongland, and the third is what you Yanks have; from what I can work out health insurance is cheap unless you have any form of pre-existing condition in which case it becomes a nightmare.
Remember insurance is a bet. The company is betting on you staying healthy, you are betting on that you're going to be sick. Whoever wins the bet gets money. A pre-existing condition is the equivalent of trying to bet with loaded dice or a rigged deck.

Or to put it another way: imagine someone walked up to you and said, "Hey, can I give you $100 and you'll give me a $1000?" then declared you heartless and uncaring when you declined the offer.


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These morons literally can't conceive of "Oh i had an initial reaction, but then more facts came to light and I changed my position to better reflect those facts."

Nah that's something only a Thinker would do. You've got to be a Believer and keep on keeping on no matter- wait...

Got to admit, I'd much rather see her in the Captain Marvel movies (or porn parodies) than Blah Larson.
 
When you click the link to donate it takes you to this page. There is no other page it's linked to, no homepage for this IWMF organization or even an about section. There's text at the bottom for "Donor Support" that has no hyperlink. It's just there. I'm willing to bet that this is going straight into someone's pocket, Quinn style.
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"International Women's Media Foundation is a 501(c)3 tax-exempt organization and your donation is tax-deductible within the guidelines of U.S. law."

Someone want to put on a fedora and tell me again how much of a scam it is that churches are tax-exempt?
 
Same old shit about the Election College:
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This shit about the Midwest being empty of farms and CA and NY getting their food locally is so easy to disprove that I can do this with 10 minutes of looking up stuff online:
Let's take a look at a bunch of staple crops/animal products and where they are produced. Specifically what would be needed to make Bob's normal amount of McDonalds
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Wheat:
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No California or NY

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No California or NY

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Cali is on the top for dairy production, and has a 4% lead over Wisconsin. NY is number 4.

Poultry:
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No California or NY

Eggs:
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Cali and NY do produce a good amount of eggs, but are dwarfed by Ohio, NC, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Florida, and Iowa.
Soy:
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No California or NY


Potatoes:
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California at number 9, and no NY

Onions:
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Cali does produce a lot of onions, but is matched by Oregon and Washington. NY doesn't produce that much.
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California is number 2, but Florida is ahead

Cucumbers/Pickles:
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Cali is number 5, but MI and FL beat it out.


In short, CA probably only contributed to the ketchup, cheese, and onions of his burgers. NY may have contributed to the cheese. Everything else came from the Mayo Ghoul wasteland he hates so much and is apparently empty.

TL:biggrin:R: Robert is fat, retarded, and wrong.
 
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This shit about the Midwest being empty of farms and CA and NY getting their food locally is so easy to disprove that I can do this with 10 minutes of looking up stuff online:

In short, CA probably only contributed to the ketchup, cheese, and onions of his burgers. Everything else came from the Mayo Ghoul wasteland he hates so much and is apparently empty.

TL:biggrin:R: Robert is fat, retarded, and wrong.
I think we should make blobs retarded idea a reality. Cut off every state bob sees as a model for the superior future from the ones he sees as backwards and obsolete . Then we sit back and see how long it takes them to die of starvation, infighting, and disease. I love that the coastal elites have forgotten how much they need the "mayo ghouls" who produce most of the things they need to live in over crowded crime ridden cities they love so much. If it wasn't for them Bob's comfortable life of reviewing movies and making retarded hot takes on twitter wouldn't be possible.
 
I think we should make blobs retarded idea a reality. Cut off every state bob sees as a model for the superior future from the ones he sees as backwards and obsolete . Then we sit back and see how long it takes them to die of starvation, infighting, and disease. I love that the coastal elites have forgotten how much they need the "mayo ghouls" who produce most of the things they need to live in over crowded crime ridden cities they love so much. If it wasn't for them Bob's comfortable life of reviewing movies and making retarded hot takes on twitter wouldn't be possible.
I do wonder how these people have gotten so detached from the rest of the country that they think food just magically appears in grocery stores. This was stuff that I remember being taught in 3rd grade as a part of the whole producers/consumers concept and even before that outside of school. Is this just deliberate ignorance or politics poisoning these people's minds so much they refuse to admit that rural states are an important part of the country?
 
I do wonder how these people have gotten so detached from the rest of the country that they think food just magically appears in grocery stores. This was stuff that I remember being taught in 3rd grade as a part of the whole producers/consumers concept and even before that outside of school. Is this just deliberate ignorance or politics poisoning these people's minds so much they refuse to admit that rural states are an important part of the country?
Yes.
 
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These morons literally can't conceive of "Oh i had an initial reaction, but then more facts came to light and I changed my position to better reflect those facts."

Nah that's something only a Thinker would do. You've got to be a Believer and keep on keeping on no matter- wait...
"Natural causes" is a funny way of saying fentanyl overdose. Floyd himself was yelling, "I can't breathe!" throughout his arrest, which indicates that he was in respiratory distress before Chauvin put the knee to his neck. Like you said, it's about believing the narrative and not the evidence.
 
I think we should make blobs retarded idea a reality. Cut off every state bob sees as a model for the superior future from the ones he sees as backwards and obsolete . Then we sit back and see how long it takes them to die of starvation, infighting, and disease. I love that the coastal elites have forgotten how much they need the "mayo ghouls" who produce most of the things they need to live in over crowded crime ridden cities they love so much. If it wasn't for them Bob's comfortable life of reviewing movies and making retarded hot takes on twitter wouldn't be possible.
I have a few points on why that wouldn't work.

First, the corollary: The Wasteland would be cut off from the blue states (because we all know Bob's Superior Future States vote blue.) I think you underestimate how much the Wasteland indeed depends on the blue states. The Superior Blue States are on the coast, meaning any shipping has to come through them first, and you'd be surprised at how much farming equipment is imported from abroad. The USA has an interdependence between states that isn't easy to restructure.

Second: the blue states have their own farms and factories, and could change the crops and products they produce if needs be. The states won't collapse completely. There would be initial unrest and upheaval, but a new equilibrium would be established soon enough (and I do believe that such an equilibrium would be the pyramid-shaped societal structure Bob craves. Only he'll be at the bottom.)

Third: Bob believes that if we cut of the Wasteland then the international community would step up and support the Superior Future. That the international community would engage in price gouging hasn't crossed his mind- or if it has, he believes any price is worth paying if only those Obsolete Wasteland Mayo Ghouls get what's coming to them.
 
which indicates that he was in respiratory distress before Chauvin put the knee to his neck
Or he was lying at first to try and get out of the arrest. (Seems to have been a pattern with him, see: 2019 arrest)

Only to then learn the lesson of the boy who cried wolf...
 
Or he was lying at first to try and get out of the arrest. (Seems to have been a pattern with him, see: 2019 arrest)
That's possible, but Floyd had three times the fatal dose of fentanyl in his system, if memory serves. I once came across two people who had overdosed on it while on my way home from work a couple years ago and one of them had stopped breathing--onlookers had already called for an ambulance, but it was a horrible coincidence that it happened across the street from a hospital ER. I'm inclined to believe that Floyd was a dead man before Chauvin restrained him.
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Oops. I overlooked this. LOL. Stay mad, Bob. Hollywood is never going to read your pitch and Shigeru Miyamoto will never lavish you with praise.
 
I have a few points on why that wouldn't work.

First, the corollary: The Wasteland would be cut off from the blue states (because we all know Bob's Superior Future States vote blue.) I think you underestimate how much the Wasteland indeed depends on the blue states. The Superior Blue States are on the coast, meaning any shipping has to come through them first, and you'd be surprised at how much farming equipment is imported from abroad. The USA has an interdependence between states that isn't easy to restructure.

Second: the blue states have their own farms and factories, and could change the crops and products they produce if needs be. The states won't collapse completely. There would be initial unrest and upheaval, but a new equilibrium would be established soon enough (and I do believe that such an equilibrium would be the pyramid-shaped societal structure Bob craves. Only he'll be at the bottom.)

Third: Bob believes that if we cut of the Wasteland then the international community would step up and support the Superior Future. That the international community would engage in price gouging hasn't crossed his mind- or if it has, he believes any price is worth paying if only those Obsolete Wasteland Mayo Ghouls get what's coming to them.
As to your first point, the entire coastline is not blue. Texas and Florida have plenty of ports. Without checking, I believe that Houston and Tampa are in the top ten for shipping tonnage.

Edit: After checking my figures, Tampa is 22nd in shipping tonnage nationwide, but Houston is 2nd and 13 of the top 20 are in red states (voted for Trump in 2020).
 
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Just like a broken clock, Bob is right about something.
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That is not a misquote or paraphrasing, white woman Nancy Pelosi thanks George Floyd for being killed by state officials because they can now use his name for their own purposes.


Derick stripped naked, chained in the middle of the town square, watching a reanimated Floyd bang his chink wife in front of him and then getting shot in the back of the head once zombie Floyd completes and pulls out. Even then it wouldn't do enough to heal the pain of POCs from the murdering of Gentle Giant George.

As a POC I feel fucking disgust when the sainthood of a man doesn't lie on his actions while he was alive (drug addict, venereal disease collector, irresponsible father...). But on whether or not his death can be used for a political agenda.

Nancy Pelosi is what would happen if Moviebob was a "succesful" politician. Entitled, vitriolic, narcissistic, in complete disgust of her electorate. Truly an awe-inspiring individual.
 
That's possible, but Floyd had three times the fatal dose of fentanyl in his system, if memory serves. I once came across two people who had overdosed on it while on my way home from work a couple years ago and one of them had stopped breathing--onlookers had already called for an ambulance, but it was a horrible coincidence that it happened across the street from a hospital ER. I'm inclined to believe that Floyd was a dead man before Chauvin restrained him.
Oh yeah it's any possible combinations. I fully believe that drug dealer "friend" had more to do with Floyd's death than Chauvin.

It just makes you wonder when he pulled this stuff in the past whether he was truthful from the start or if there was a point in the process that it started.
 
Likewise, however, the wasteland could just as easily establish a new equilibrium if its own and start manufacturing equipment again- As it had done for most of the nation's industrial history. This would be just as easy for the wasteland to do as reorienting to crop production would be for the blues.

but a new equilibrium would be established soon enough
 
He wants to turn it into a real-life Jurassic Park.
One of the many things Bob doesn't understand is that you can't just stick an animal into an ecosystem and expect everything to go well. Case in point; rabbits in Australia.
It is very :optimistic: for Bob to imply that Kamala Harris and the Squad are on speaking terms, let alone working together to deliver da Superyah Fyoocha, and it is very :optimistic: for Bob to imply that most people view democratic socialism as centre-left or that Dubya-style neoconservativism (which I'm assuming is what he means by ”soft right”) is considered extremist by most people.
The Superior Blue States are on the coast, meaning any shipping has to come through them first
If you want to do this state by state, keep in mind that Texas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina and Alaska were red in 2020 and on the coast, that Georgia is a solid red state if you exclude Atlanta and is on the coast, that Texas and (arguably) Arizona are red states and border Mexico, and that Idaho, Alaska, North Dakota and Montana are red states and border Canada.

Just because liberals tend to be concentrated on the coast doesn't mean that if Bluelandia and Redistan did decide to part ways, Bluelandia would get all the coast and international borders.
This would be just as easy for the wasteland to do as reorienting to crop production would be for the blues.
The thing is that Redistan produces more than enough crops to feed itself. The same is not true of Bluelandia, even if they did grow their own food, because of the fact that it has a dense population compared to the rest of the US.
 
Likewise, however, the wasteland could just as easily establish a new equilibrium if its own and start manufacturing equipment again- As it had done for most of the nation's industrial history. This would be just as easy for the wasteland to do as reorienting to crop production would be for the blues.
Especially since crops require certain climates and environments as well as time. Factories are a bit more flexible.

Not impossible to be sure. But I question how well the blue areas can shift farming production. (Which also takes time- you can plow up an entire field, doesn't mean what you plant there is going to grow soon enough to eat.) Even if they could shift production, I wonder how well they can handle the scale of trying to sustain a city.
 
This is hardly new; right off the bat Bobby sees Biden as the Trojan horse for Kween Kamala, and this is how the scenario will play out: by the power of Superior Future, it will take Biden a year, two years tops, to overcome the covid crisis. Then he will cede and hand the reign to Kween K.

I think even Biden himself admitted so.

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May I give you the same advice your brother just gave to Marjorie Taylor Greene? Go to bed frightened!
What the fuck is going on with this retard. He finally meet his girlfriend boyfriend or something?
 
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Bob is absolutely obsessed with Tucker. Its so sad that Bob, Tucker, and Coffin will never have a threesome.

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Tucker is consistently the highest rating program on the highest rated news network, Fox News. Neck and neck with the Rachel Maddow (people watch that shit?) who is first on the second rated news network MSNBC. It's not hard to see why Tucker is so popular, he's incredibly based and not afraid to say anything. I think people need someone like that especially with our current brave new world new normal. Bob is completely oblivious to any point of view outside the immediate vicinity of his basement "apartment".
 
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