Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Fictional Character]

When Bobby looks at art, he thinks orgy:
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(Do you think Bobby's fap folder has this Waterhouse classic yet?)

Not the dumbest art take I've seen.

How nightmarish painters' dreams of infantile flesh could ultimately become is graphically demonstrated in Leon Frederic's monumental triptych 'The Stream' [VI, 25], in which this artist, ostensibly to illustrate Beethoven's 'Pastoral' symphony, created with insane literalness the ultimate representation of the familiar equation between water, women, and the world of the child in a carnal orgy of infant flesh. When images of this sort, of this extreme paranoia, arise in man's imagination, can Buchenwald be far behind? - Bram Dijkstra, Idol of Perversity

 

[Positron]

"The Politics of Spite": Bobby wants to tax crypto because he thinks all crypto users are "assholes", probably even Gamergaters.


Columbine was a hate crime:


Let's see Bobby's totally non-hate based rationale for gun control:


Glen Greenwald:


Mortal Kombat. Bobby is easily amused.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"The Politics of Spite": Bobby wants to tax crypto because he thinks all crypto users are "assholes", probably even Gamergaters.
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"I work in/around tech kinda" - Robert Chipman, 2021.

 

[Positron]

This dog works in/around tech kinda too:


Compare:

 

[UserAccess]

"I work in/around tech kinda" - Robert Chipman, 2021.

"I'm an artist."

-Sean, who works at Subway, 2021

 

[Oliver Onions]

Cope, thy name is Robert Chipman

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1385019762867163142

https://archive.ph/bq83O

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It'd be sad if it weren't for the fact that he's physically and morally and ideologically reprehensible

So...who wants to be the one to tell him??

Spoiler: Superior Future

And it gets better (by which I mean worse):

Never change Bob, you ignorant fucking pig.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Bob thinking we only got out of the stone age due to spite might be one of the most telling things he's ever said. I mean imagine thinking that petty hate is a driving factor behind all civilization, it's unhinged.

Also lol at "working in tech", oh fuck off bob.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

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Chris bought yet another Blockbuster shirt:
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(Link; archive in case he replaces it with a shitty vid)

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I'm sorry to report that, even among MCU fans, there are people hopelessly stuck in Inferior (read: white male) Past:
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Because wanting more of your favorite character is "toxic".

When Bobby looks at art, he thinks orgy:
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(Do you think Bobby's fap folder has this Waterhouse classic yet?)

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Zzzzzzzz...
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Nutters want to jail people who refuse to get jabbed:
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Something about lockdowns; I won't twist my neurons into pretzels trying to decode it:
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To answer the question of the last poster: logic is nothing but algorithms that derive true statements from other true statements. If your premise is untrue (e.g. "An ignorant person is an evil person"), your can't guarantee the truth of your conclusion.

Capitol rioters:
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Uncharacteristically, Bobby supports Biden taxing the shit out of Big Corps. He even thinks Biden is taxing crypto:
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An Uncle Tom points out that the Derek Chauvin trial is rigged; Bobby spergs incoherently about capeshit and Jesus camps:
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David Dorn is not a saint like Fentanyl Floyd because he was a cop; his death in the hands of BLMers is a mere "bad event" in a much bigger story:
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Yup shut up about David Dorn and talk about St. Flyod instead!

More nigga bullshit:
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Nope, this isn't because the PRC wants to stick to the hypocritical Communist name. It is always the fault of those damn white people.

Ben Shapiro:
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Ok I read comics and for the most part like most newer characters like Kate Bishop/Hawkeye II, Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan), Miles Morales, and etc and have no issue with Sam being Cap. So I'm not one of Bobert's "Toxic Fan" who only likes white men. But Riri Williams/Ironheart has been written mostly as an insufferable cunt so unless she gets a major overall in the MCU good luck Blobby with her ever being as popular as Iron Man who was played by the charisma factory that is RDJ.

 

[Positron]

Bob thinking we only got out of the stone age due to spite might be one of the most telling things he's ever said. I mean imagine thinking that petty hate is a driving factor behind all civilization, it's unhinged.

Also lol at "working in tech", oh fuck off bob.

Oh I thought thinking got us out of the Stone Age into Superior Futchure? Doh!

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob thinking we only got out of the stone age due to spite might be one of the most telling things he's ever said. I mean imagine thinking that petty hate is a driving factor behind all civilization, it's unhinged.

Especially when spite can't even get him out of his basement. If anything, it's partly responsible for him being locked in there in the first place.

 

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you work in tech the same way you are friends with lindsay ellis and the nice girl at hooters want something with you. not at all you legit insane person

 

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This dog works in/around tech kinda too:
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Compare:
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another thing that works in tech

 

[Mola Ram]

another thing that works in tech

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Less impressive but still way above Bob:

For those of you who've never watched, it's literally just a dude in a labcoat stuffing random shit into a high-powered blender.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

another thing that works in tech

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Hydraulic presses are probably better with After Effects than Revere Robert.

 

[The Valeyard]

Mortal Kombat. Bobby is easily amused.

I think we can assume that Bob's perception of Mortal Kombat is based entirely on the 2D era, rather than the most recent games made as NetherRealm Studios which generally take a more serious tone in their overall presentation.

 

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I think we can assume that Bob's perception of Mortal Kombat is based entirely on the 2D era, rather than the most recent games made as NetherRealm Studios which generally take a more serious tone in their overall presentation.

bob is being a retard mk 1 y 2 werent goofy at all. mk3 started the goofiness in the series.
another thing this pig doesnt know shit about
also blobbo retardo wouldnt know a good movie even if it told him to stop sexually harrasing it on twitter

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Think of it like namesake of months for Arab culture. Just like western months, some are kinda acceptable e.g. April, May, June; others are not. Ramadan is firmly the former.

I thought Amy picked it because it sounded vaguely Muslim rather than because it was an actual name.

Columbine was a hate crime:

> the Christian targeting is a lie
Except, of course, for the fact that one of the kids was asked whether she was Christian or not before she was shot.

I think it's most accurate to say that Harris and Klebold were edgelords that were drawn to Nazism because it seemed cool and countercultural in the same way they were atheists, played vidya and listened to rock music because those were all countercultural things to do. If they'd been born 10 years later they'd probably be fedora-wearing sceptics and if they'd been born 40 years earlier they'd be hippies because those were what people like them who wanted to ”rebel” and be edgy did.

Glen Greenwald:

”knowledge-workers” are not working-class because sitting behind a computer eating Doritos and insulting Pmurt is not a working-class job in the same way working in a factory or as a a shop assistant is.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

The Politics of Spite": Bobby wants to tax crypto because he thinks all crypto users are "assholes", probably even Gamergaters.

Brilliant idea Bob punish people who were savvy enough to invest in an emerging market because...you don't like them?

 

[Tronathon242]

Brilliant idea Bob punish people who were savvy enough to invest in an emerging market because...you don't like them?

That's his entire MO: punish others in varyingly severe ways because Bob doesn't like them. It's the attitude of a goddamned seven year old who bet all of their Pokemon cards on a battle and lost, only he gambled on making a great career and having a robot body and failed spectacularly. Rather than look inward, he always explodes outward.

He does not understand the gravity of the things he proposes or how ludicrous they are because he only sees those he hates as things that must be punished. It doesn't matter what kind of suffering it entails or how many are affected. All that matters is that he gets even on those that he thinks are responsible for denying him.

 

[ChampFantana]

That's his entire MO: punish others in varyingly severe ways because Bob doesn't like them. It's the attitude of a goddamned seven year old who bet all of their Pokemon cards on a battle and lost, only he gambled on making a great career and having a robot body and failed spectacularly. Rather than look inward, he always explodes outward.

He does not understand the gravity of the things he proposes or how ludicrous they are because he only sees those he hates as things that must be punished. It doesn't matter what kind of suffering it entails or how many are affected. All that matters is that he gets even on those that he thinks are responsible for denying him.

We're REALLY LUCKY that Bobert's psychopathy is only exceeded by his stupidity and incompetence.