Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Way, way later then it seems the 3 cows regained their memories and shot Vision down during the Kree-Skrull wars, back in the 90's I think.
The Kree-Skrull War was published in 1971. I believe the event you are referring to is Operation: Galactic Storm, which was a sequel of sorts as it involved a war between the Kree and Shi'ar that ended with Skull agents detonating a "Nega Bomb" that destroyed around 90% of the Kree Empire. However, it came to light that the Kree Supreme Intelligence manipulated events in hopes of jumpstarting their evolution, which opened a schism in the Avengers after Iron Man led a group to kill the Supreme Intelligence.
 
What gets me is that Bob says this shit trying to convince people that he was down with The Avengers from day one. Especially odd given that his formative media years would be the 90's.

Look, I don't want to knock fans of that era, but nobody gave two shits about The Avengers then. Comic shops were selling copies of Iron Man #1 for 15 bucks and nobody wanted it. I've got a mountain of old Wizards in the closets and the sales figures can prove it. The gimmicks they used to try and get interest is roundly mocked for a reason.

Bob is somehow insinuating that he's so counter culture that in an era that didnt give a fuck about books without a capital 'X' in the title that he was picking up on the tiniest of details in books barely moving copies. Tell me how awesome Black Knight and Crystal were, Bob. I'll stay put while you wiki it. Remember how War Machine was in because everyone thought Iron Man was corny? Of course you don't.

Retroactive geek appropriation is just the worst. If you're going to assume somebody else's identity, steal a good one.
 
Why does every beta male or beta female think a chad or stacy is a bad person out to ruin their life? They probably don’t even know who you are. And they don’t care either.
They’re called delusions of relevance, caused by emotional immaturity, self-centeredness, and absence of humility. He needs to believe this dynamic is in play. After all, if Bob doesn’t matter to his enemies, who does he matter to? No one, that’s who.
 
Is Bob turning into a Greenwald Reply Guy, now that Trump is no longer available? (I suppose the only worse thing would be having Greenwald actually notice him. I doubt the results of a Glenn/Bob dust-up would be pretty.)
Mortal Kombat. Bobby is easily amused.
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>Movie where a bitch with wings gets bisected by a razor-edged magic hat used as a circular saw
Bob: *Slurp* *gulp* *belch* Yeah, this needs to be goofier. Add some Disney references.
 
What gets me is that Bob says this shit trying to convince people that he was down with The Avengers from day one. Especially odd given that his formative media years would be the 90's.

Look, I don't want to knock fans of that era, but nobody gave two shits about The Avengers then. Comic shops were selling copies of Iron Man #1 for 15 bucks and nobody wanted it. I've got a mountain of old Wizards in the closets and the sales figures can prove it. The gimmicks they used to try and get interest is roundly mocked for a reason.

Bob is somehow insinuating that he's so counter culture that in an era that didnt give a fuck about books without a capital 'X' in the title that he was picking up on the tiniest of details in books barely moving copies. Tell me how awesome Black Knight and Crystal were, Bob. I'll stay put while you wiki it. Remember how War Machine was in because everyone thought Iron Man was corny? Of course you don't.

Retroactive geek appropriation is just the worst. If you're going to assume somebody else's identity, steal a good one.
Well, this was my journey into capeshit, andmaybe the same goes for most people who engaged in this shit:

When I was into the capeshit stuff, I was reading what the drugstore had in the racks, and it was the 90's, so you know, Spiderman, X-men, Spawn, the popular shit, and that was fine.

Soon X-men because too much of a mess and after age of apocalypse I taped out. I went back to read the Onslaught but even as a dumb retarded kid I could tell that it was shit. but I stuck around with Spiderman, Batman and Spawn, and some other stuff like Punisher for a while.

Then came mangas and videogames, and comics were left behind. As I got into my late teens and started making some money on my own, I discovered the back issues market and trades, and started reading the classics comics, like the Kirby run on FF and such, and even found by myself some good stuff that I never heard much before, like the original team for Excalibur, which are some of my favorite comics of all time.

And little by little I got back into reading some good runs in the 2000's, like Mark Waid's run on FF, Garth Ennis edgy shit, some DC stuff and even Morrison's X-men, but I kept things casual, just picking up whatever I saw to be interesting, as I was reading more Graphic novels and european comics.

After civil war and the Blackest Night blew their wads, I was really over with capeshit comics. Not so exasperated or mad at anything, just over it, at one point you just reach the "I don't care" phase, and it does't help that the amount of continuity and never ending plot threads and characters just make everyting a mess, on this front why not just read manga or bande dessinée and have a more consistent read?

And that was it really. I sill check on some capeshit now and then, the crazy SJW years were fun for a laugh, but this new crop of writers are just... fucking awful, but most of what I know about capeshit now comes from people complaining about it online.

Not to say that I gave up on comics, some of my favorite reads now is "Once & Future" a comic about Arthurian legends coming to life in a macabre way, and some manga, like "Monkey Peak" a story about employees from a pharma company are being killed by monkey during a hiking trip.

But my point of this whole drivel is that very few people keep up with capeshit over a long period of time, or have such investment to act as if they are a walking encyclopedia about it. I'll grant that thre are some sad souls that might be it, but I'm sure as fuck Robert ain't one of them, and this posing is just pathetic.
 
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I think I’ve seen two Marvel movies and DGAF about all the spoilers over the last several pages because I had no plans to see more. Yet even I can tell Bob is being next-level stupid every time he starts posturing as some noteworthy authority on the genre. The worst part is knowing his family feeds into this, deepening and prolonging the delusion. I wonder if his dad co-signed this bullshit too or just ignored it. Something tells me it was the latter.
 
Bob’s not happy Anthony Hopkins won over Chadwick Boseman.

He’s still butthurt over Black Panther’s Best Picture loss.

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I agree. I’m tired of the bringing people back to life trope. I love happy endings but sometimes you should let the dead stay dead. I’ve this thought for a while now but what’s the point of bringing them when they’re going to die again?




Which is why I now hate Goku. I use to love Goku but after Super, he has become a, as you said, a selfish cunt who only cares about fighting and increasing his power. And people worship this guy. I like the old Goku better.

Something stupid?

This is why I prefer characters to earn their happy ending, instead of the Twilight: Breaking Dawn style "Everyone gets a happy ending, because everybody is a winner" bull shit endings that have become way too common these days. It feels forced and almost like the creators/writers are trying way too hard to please everyone, but instead, please no one.

Also with the whole Goku Super Dragonball series, this is one of the reasons why I lost interest in a lot of anime shows now a days. They tried too hard to be so super egdy and gritty, to the point where it just ends up cringey instead. Also, in these edgy grimdark anime shows, all the characters are complete monsters, and all act nearly identical to one another.

Same face syndrome is lame, but I can live with it, but same character/same personality syndrome is much more rage inducing for many out there. It shows that the writers cannot write diverse character personalities and character thoughts, even if they tried.
 
*sigh*
In the comics the Skrulls hid among humanity by shapeshifting into cows.
At some point these Skrulls were brainwashed into believing they were actual cows as a way to punish them for good.
When the rest of the Skrulls found out they weren't too happy about it, and it became a grudge between them and the Avengers.
It's one of those obscure bits of lore like the Thanos-Copter and Peter Parker's other uncle that people like Bob pretend is some deep privileged knowledge.
So tedious.
To be more exact: the very first appearance of the Skrulls had them turned into cows and hypnotized into thinking they were cows by the Fantastic Four after they were defeated. Over the years, the original batch of Skrulls kept turning up in various stories, trying to take over Earth (see Kree-Skrull War) but kept getting turned back into cows.

They eventually were killed and turned into hamburger meat and eating by humans, who developed the ability to detect Skrulls as a result (becoming the Skrull Kill Crew).

The image in particular comes from the very first version of the Kree Skrull War trade paperback, which was famous as it collected the entire story for the very first time (the story was partially reprinted in a two part special in the early 80s but it omitted the first four issues of the saga). Neal Adams agreed to do the cover for the trade which had extra dialogue on it; the dialogue was considered a bit too "WTF" and cut from later trades that reprinted the story that used said cover (including Essential Avengers V4).

They already have a Iron-man replacement in the plans:

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And not gonna lie, Out of all the marvel capeshit coming out, this is the one I'm interested in.

I want to see if Diney will keep Riri Williams origin story, that is having her aspire to be Tony Stark out of spite because she forced her teacher to be racist/sexist to deny her the chance to be Tony Stark.

I would say probably not, because the MCU writers have long divorced themselves from the comics, even funnier, they pretty much ignored all the notes from Marvels comics writers bullpen back when the MCU was starting, Bendis (Riri's creator) very much included.

Still, curiosity stands. Riri Williams and other marvel comics from that magical time from 2016 to 2018 fascinate me, the way how oblivious and tone deaf they are, when the creators were so sure of their own righteousness they couldn't see how bad they stories were coming out, and not because "muh SJW", but because it was evident to everybody but themselves that these characters were acting like psychos, devoid of common sense and just plain unpleasant to read, and I'm not talking about junji ito unpleasantness that you seek to be unconfortable, no, I'm talking about the "I hate these people, and I don't want anything to do with them".

This whole situation was one of those real life, rare instances of "The emperor has no clothes". Too bad capeshit, more so marvel, now just chooses to be bland with overload of whedon-speak.
Besides the SJW bullshit, one of the reasons WHY comic fans hate and despise Riri is that Bendis explicitly created her SOLELY to get movie/TV royalties and explicitly ignored a similar black teenage character that already existed (a relative of War Machine) because Bendis didn't create her and as such, had to be shunned and ignored solely so Bendis could get another paycheck.

(Also, there is the longstanding rumor has floated that Riri also has roots in a retooled "Daughter of Blade" movie pitch Bendis created that he retooled into a black teen Iron Man character back when Disney was seriously threatening to fridge Blade and replace him with a new never before seen daughter character due to Disney not wanting to pay Wesley Snipes a decent salary to come back as Blade but, at the time at least, not wanting to recast him).
 
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But my point of this whole drivel is that very few people keep up with capeshit over a long period of time, or have such investment to act as if they are a walking encyclopedia about it. I'll grant that thre are some sad souls that might be it, but I'm sure as fuck Robert ain't one of them, and this posing is just pathetic.
Some such souls post regularly post on this thread like myself, but I don't take exception to that. I tolerated some of the worst excesses of the time like the Age of Apocalypse, Onslaught, and the Clone Saga, though I admit that artists like the Kubert brothers, Joe Madureira, and Mark Bagley made it easier to look at. Hell, I would argue that the quality of Marvel titles started to improve after Onslaught ended. Bob isn't one of us. I would surprised if he set foot in a comic shop or picked up a single comic book in his life. The only reason why he likes Marvel is because it's what all the normies like right now and he's built up his "brand" on being an all-knowing pop culture guru. Never mind that comic books have always been a niche market.

What really gets my nipples in a twist is that his "three cows" doesn't even make sense in the context of the MCU. The Skrulls have only appeared in Captain Marvel and Spider-Man: Far From Home so far and no one hypnotized any of them into believing that they were cattle. I swear would slap Bob upside the head for this nonsense because he makes the true die-hards look bad.
 
I should note that they ruined the Skrulls by turning them into a metaphor for illegal immigrants and migration; in the comics they are pretty much pure evil, with super rare exceptions and even the "good ones" tend to do bad shit.

Adding to it, it's looking like they are going to full "Not all Muslims" bullshit with Secret Invasion and have it be just a couple of random Skrulls impersonating people to take over. Especially since Far From Home had the god-awful zinger where we saw Nick Fury using Skrulls to play hooky from work and all.

What should have been a huge fucking holy shit moment was reduced to a "ha-ha!" moment of laziness that could only be justified if you are of the mind that the writers are aware of the abusive nature of Bendis's Black Fury/Spidey relationship within Ultimate Spidey (where Nick Fury was constantly telling Peter that the moment he turns 18, he'll be conscripted and become Fury's private, personal assassin and has Mary Jane behave 100% out of character shilling this as a "good thing" by having her tell Black Fury, when she learns of the deal and that Fury created a gender flipped clone explicitly because he couldn't even wait a couple of years and wanted his Spider-themed slave/killer TODAY, that "Peter respects and admires Nick too much to try and expose his cavalcade of corrupt shit" to escape such a fate of slavery) and decided to shit on Bendis by portraying Black Fury as thinking Peter as being utterly beneath him to waste any time dealing with him, to the degree that he'd rather have an illegal alien alien interact with Peter than waste time doing it himself.
 
Wouldn't it be funny if his kids rebelled?

"Damnit, you need to eat your fatty foods and consoom more vidya!"
"No Dad! I'm eating healthy and playing sports! Stop trying to control my life!!!"
"Ugh! Why can't you just be a normal consumerist shut-in like your uncle?"
*Obese Blobert gurgles in the corner, excited by the newest MCU trailer*
"Dad, why aren't you in shape like Captain America?"
 
Bob’s not happy Anthony Hopkins won over Chadwick Boseman.

He’s still butthurt over Black Panther’s Best Picture loss.

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Anthony Hopkins deserved the win, and then some. The subject of dementia is explored in many movies, but few managed to capture the true horror of one losing themselves like Hopkins did.

yeah, I saw Boseman trumpet player movie. Standard Hollywood bullshit, if he wasn't dead the nomination would go to the guy who did the black panther movie (not the superhero, the political party).

Still, I want the Oscar to go hard in the paint as much as they can with their awards, just give to the most talentless diverse people ever, just ran this shit to the ground as hard as they can, so maybe I can find entertainment on it.

Besides the SJW bullshit, one of the reasons WHY comic fans hate and despise Riri is that Bendis explicitly created her SOLELY to get movie/TV royalties and explicitly ignored a similar black teenage character that already existed (a relative of War Machine) because Bendis didn't create her and as such, had to be shunned and ignored solely so Bendis could get another paycheck.

(Also, there is the longstanding rumor has floated that Riri also has roots in a retooled "Daughter of Blade" movie pitch Bendis created that he retooled into a black teen Iron Man character back when Disney was seriously threatening to fridge Blade and replace him with a new never before seen daughter character due to Disney not wanting to pay Wesley Snipes a decent salary to come back as Blade but, at the time at least, not wanting to recast him).
Oh yeah, I forgot that the Royalties game went into over-drive in the early 2010's when real money started to come in from the big budget comic adaptaions. Everybody was rushing to get their diverse version of established character.

Fuck, I remember when I was browsing some comics, when I found the lady spiderman named "Silk" comic, and I asked the cashier: "hey, are they rebooting Spiderwoman or something?"

And the guy answered: "No, she is a character that showed up in the spiderman comics, she is just a chick that was bitten by the same spider that bit Peter".

And we both laughed... and I didn't buy the comic, fuck Dan Slot.

I get the royalties game, still doesn't excuse the ghastly way these character were handled, really, you gonna make your own "OC do not steal" character, fine, go for it, but the best you can do is either "psychotic child acting out of spite" or "Kid that was also bitten by the same radioactive spider, but this time it is an asian chick"?

Also Silk has more powers than Peter and a eidetic memory, much like Miles Morales also have more powers than peter, like turning invisible and venom blasts (he can shock people with his punches), because hey, if it is good enough for fanfiction, its good enough for me!
 
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I should note that they ruined the Skrulls by turning them into a metaphor for illegal immigrants and migration; in the comics they are pretty much pure evil, with super rare exceptions and even the "good ones" tend to do bad shit.

Adding to it, it's looking like they are going to full "Not all Muslims" bullshit with Secret Invasion and have it be just a couple of random Skrulls impersonating people to take over. Especially since Far From Home had the god-awful zinger where we saw Nick Fury using Skrulls to play hooky from work and all.

What should have been a huge fucking holy shit moment was reduced to a "ha-ha!" moment of laziness that could only be justified if you are of the mind that the writers are aware of the abusive nature of Bendis's Black Fury/Spidey relationship within Ultimate Spidey (where Nick Fury was constantly telling Peter that the moment he turns 18, he'll be conscripted and become Fury's private, personal assassin and has Mary Jane behave 100% out of character shilling this as a "good thing" by having her tell Black Fury, when she learns of the deal and that Fury created a gender flipped clone explicitly because he couldn't even wait a couple of years and wanted his Spider-themed slave/killer TODAY, that "Peter respects and admires Nick too much to try and expose his cavalcade of corrupt shit" to escape such a fate of slavery) and decided to shit on Bendis by portraying Black Fury as thinking Peter as being utterly beneath him to waste any time dealing with him, to the degree that he'd rather have an illegal alien alien interact with Peter than waste time doing it himself.
HA!! I haven't seen the Far From home movie, but its always nice when someone gives Bendis the finger.

But I do remember ultimate Spiderman quite well, and yeah, the relationship between Black Fury and Peter was weird to say the least, which is curious because the rest of the comic was fine(ish), I would say some of Bendis finest work in mainstream capeshit, that and his Daredevil books.

Then he killed Peter and brought Miles Morales... yay.

Still, looking back at the whole insanity that was the Ultimate universe, it is weird to see how "normal" the Ultimate Spiderman run was. I wish Marvel could give another go to this "balls to wall" aproach they had with the ultimate universe, because Marvel right now is just boring as fuuuuck. last time I tried to read marvel, their "empyre" trade, I fell dead cold asleep halfway throught it...
 
Well, this was my journey into capeshit, andmaybe the same goes for most people who engaged in this shit:

When I was into the capeshit stuff, I was reading what the drugstore had in the racks, and it was the 90's, so you know, Spiderman, X-men, Spawn, the popular shit, and that was fine.

Soon X-men because too much of a mess and after age of apocalypse I taped out. I went back to read the Onslaught but even as a dumb retarded kid I could tell that it was shit. but I stuck around with Spiderman, Batman and Spawn, and some other stuff like Punisher for a while.

Then came mangas and videogames, and comics were left behind. As I got into my late teens and started making some money on my own, I discovered the back issues market and trades, and started reading the classics comics, like the Kirby run on FF and such, and even found by myself some good stuff that I never heard much before, like the original team for Excalibur, which are some of my favorite comics of all time.

And little by little I got back into reading some good runs in the 2000's, like Mark Waid's run on FF, Garth Ennis edgy shit, some DC stuff and even Morrison's X-men, but I kept things casual, just picking up whatever I saw to be interesting, as I was reading more Graphic novels and european comics.

After civil war and the Blackest Night blew their wads, I was really over with capeshit comics. Not so exasperated or mad at anything, just over it, at one point you just reach the "I don't care" phase, and it does't help that the amount of continuity and never ending plot threads and characters just make everyting a mess, on this front why not just read manga or bande dessinée and have a more consistent read?

And that was it really. I sill check on some capeshit now and then, the crazy SJW years were fun for a laugh, but this new crop of writers are just... fucking awful, but most of what I know about capeshit now comes from people complaining about it online.

Not to say that I gave up on comics, some of my favorite reads now is "Once & Future" a comic about Arthurian legends coming to life in a macabre way, and some manga, like "Monkey Peak" a story about employees from a pharma company are being killed by monkey during a hiking trip.

But my point of this whole drivel is that very few people keep up with capeshit over a long period of time, or have such investment to act as if they are a walking encyclopedia about it. I'll grant that thre are some sad souls that might be it, but I'm sure as fuck Robert ain't one of them, and this posing is just pathetic.
Right here - you hit the nail on the head. That walking encyclopedia act. You mentioned Age of Apocalypse and Onslaught Saga shit. There were at *least* 40 books with AoA. Comics were expensive back then, and now? Most shit starts at four bucks. The people that were encyclopedias owned or worked in the shops. That was their whole hobby because they plunked down a few hundred a month to read just the Marvel and DC stuff. Then the Image stuff. Valiant. Dark Horse. They'd buy Ash because these indie Quesada and Palmotti guys are awesome. Their garage was lined with long boxes and everything was bagged and boarded. If one of the movies threw these guys a bone, they were giddy. They read all this shit.

Then there's Bob. He acts giddy because somebody that read the books and caught the references posted it on reddit and Bob pops on Twitter and acts like he knew all along. You know how he can tell he never read it? Because he always likes it and talks about how cool it is. If there's *anything* that's in common with comic encyclopedia people is half of what they've read is awful and they'll gladly tell you. They'd notice the cow-skrull shit and tell you how gay it is. Vision's wearing that faggy 80's costume with the collar. Wonder Man is fucking corny and always has been.

But Moviefraud? He's like, "We've got a Wonder Man sighting, folks! I've opened my mouth so he can jerk off into it! Did you know that Grim Reaper is his brother?"
 
I should note that they ruined the Skrulls by turning them into a metaphor for illegal immigrants and migration; in the comics they are pretty much pure evil, with super rare exceptions and even the "good ones" tend to do bad shit.

Adding to it, it's looking like they are going to full "Not all Muslims" bullshit with Secret Invasion and have it be just a couple of random Skrulls impersonating people to take over. Especially since Far From Home had the god-awful zinger where we saw Nick Fury using Skrulls to play hooky from work and all.

What should have been a huge fucking holy shit moment was reduced to a "ha-ha!" moment of laziness that could only be justified if you are of the mind that the writers are aware of the abusive nature of Bendis's Black Fury/Spidey relationship within Ultimate Spidey (where Nick Fury was constantly telling Peter that the moment he turns 18, he'll be conscripted and become Fury's private, personal assassin and has Mary Jane behave 100% out of character shilling this as a "good thing" by having her tell Black Fury, when she learns of the deal and that Fury created a gender flipped clone explicitly because he couldn't even wait a couple of years and wanted his Spider-themed slave/killer TODAY, that "Peter respects and admires Nick too much to try and expose his cavalcade of corrupt shit" to escape such a fate of slavery) and decided to shit on Bendis by portraying Black Fury as thinking Peter as being utterly beneath him to waste any time dealing with him, to the degree that he'd rather have an illegal alien alien interact with Peter than waste time doing it himself.
You are seriously misremembering Ultimate Nick Fury's and Peters relationship. Fury once told Peter to enjoy his youth because he belonged to him when he turned 18. Peter took thus badly but a few issues later they talked again and Fury clarified that he would be part of the Ultimates and that he shouldn't be taking on so much responsibility as a kid.

Fury also didn't know about the clone project which was a CIA gig. They wanted to make a super team to rival Fury's and hired Doc Ock to do some super soldier/ Oz shit. Ultimate Fury was usually shown to be manipulative and an asshole, but generally he had a soft spot for Peter. He was a hardass that wanted to monopolize the superhero game.

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