Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

There is a conservative Canadian youtuber who explains it. Leftist Canadians hate America because they realize the seperation between the two countries is artificial so they have to demonize America to try to resist the inevitable Union between the two countries.

Of course American leftists love them because they to hate the US.

Leftist Canadians actually hate Canada as much as they hate the US, especially the really radical ones that take the path of the Leftists in the US who wring their hands about the US's "Original Sin" of slavery/Jim Crow, only here it's mostly with how the Natives were treated (Residential Schools, the Indian Act, banning potlatches, etc), with a few sperging about how Blacks were treated, despite the lack of any solid "Jim Crow" style segregation laws concerning blacks in specific. I mean ffs the person on our newest $10 bill was a mulatto who got in trouble for sitting in the "whites only" section of a movie theatre in Nova Scotia in ages past. These leftists only take comfort in the fact that, "At least we're not the USA."

The Indian Act is its own form of bedevilry, as South Africa used it as a partial framework for Apartheid. It should have been abolished ages ago. Indians can't have Last Wills and Testaments because of it. I remember hearing in the 1990s that someone in government suggested abolishing it (but I don't know WHEN they made this suggestion, I'm told one instance of such a suggestion was 1969), but the organization of all the Indian Chiefs in the country were opposed to the abolition, so it never got abolished. I guess they thought that they would miss their too much...

American Leftists like Blob have no concept of anyone hating Canada, because their admiration and praise of Canada is surface-level and is limited to "Hurr durr they have increasingly but unnecessarily draconian gun control and Universal Healthcare, USA bad Canada good".

 

[manlikebigp]

As far as I'm concerned the MCU concluded with Endgame; whatever happens beyond that is of no interest to me, I'm out.

the only things that might pull me back for a movie or two are Galactus and Marvel's attempt at the X-Men but even then it will be mostly to laugh at it. It really sucks how thoroughly comics in general have been fucked by PC culture.

 

[glib]

I wish I knew enough about boxing to accurately describe how this dude lured Bob in with a feint only to deliver a total KO in the follow-up.


Honestly killing Tony was one of the highlights of the MCU for me, because for once the good guys actually faced irreversible consequences. I much prefer a victory tainted with tragedy over that saccharine 'happily ever after' shit Hollywood forces into 99% of their movies.

The main reason I hate western capeshit comics and their associated movies is because there's always some macguffin writers can work in to bring back popular (i.e. profitable) characters, so I can't get invested in any stakes when I know no one's in any real danger. It drove me up the wall when everyone was crying over Peter dying at the end of Infinity War, as if it wasn't fucking obvious he was getting brought back in the next movie.

The permadeaths felt cheap to me, since they brought back all the people from the dusting. I think there are a variety of venues to have grim endings, and the MCU as a disney property to me isn't the right place.
Iron Man dying is them trying to impose consequences, but I would argue again, if you had to kill one of the "main heroes" why not Captain America? Like I said, Captain America has no ties to anything. He's from an era where almost everyone he knows is dead. He can't go back to his original waifu, only an alternate dimension waifu.
Why not Hulk? Cause no one cares? Same goes for the rest?
I think it's literally just so that they can have him say "I am Iron Man" in that dramatic moment. That, or they recognize how everyone likes Iron Man the most?
It just doesn't work to me. All i can think about in that ending, is how everyone else is okay except OG Gamora, Black Widow, and Iron Man.
I find it hard to care about these characters regardless.

 

[Oliver Onions]

the only things that might pull me back for a movie or two are Galactus and Marvel's attempt at the X-Men but even then it will be mostly to laugh at it. It really sucks how thoroughly comics in general have been fucked by PC culture.

I still maintain when Fury activated his little beeper before getting Thanos dusted if it had been the X-Men logo that had appeared on the screen instead of Captain Marvel people would have been fucking in the streets.

It would have been an absolute clusterfuck introducing them that way, but it would also have been amazing.

I find it hard to care about these characters regardless.

Don't get me wrong I'm not saying it was high art or anything, but compared to 99% of the MCU that barely raised a blip on an emotional level for me I'll take what I can get.

I'd also argue this is pretty tame by Disney's standards, but then again I grew up on classic, child-scarring Disney, and I can safely say there's nothing on par with the Pink Elephants, Chernabog or Mufasa doing a flip in the MCU.

 

[manlikebigp]

It would have been an absolute clusterfuck introducing them that way, but it would also have been amazing.

I agree It would have been but I can see no better way to introduce them to be honest; the hype would have excused the ridiculousness . They're so far in now it'll be awkward and shoehorned regardless.

 

[glib]

Don't get me wrong I'm not saying it was high art or anything, but compared to 99% of the MCU that barely raised a blip on an emotional level for me I'll take what I can get.

I'd also argue this is pretty tame by Disney's standards, but then again I grew up on classic, child-scarring Disney, and I can safely say there's nothing on par with the Pink Elephants, Chernabog or Mufasa doing a flip in the MCU.

I hear ya on that, but if they were going for that original Disney/Grimm's tales feeling, it would've been better to have that throughout. It does seem like the MCU is for the toy crowd, so nothing bad can really happen to anyone.
The next time they bring out an Iron Man replacement people will have a meh response undoubtedly. Robert Downey Jr.'s charisma is part of what drove the entire series.
Maybe its because I hate Chris Evans as Captain America. It's like letting a dudebro from california play Audie Murphy.

 

[Bolo]

The next time they bring out an Iron Man replacement people will have a meh response undoubtedly. Robert Downey Jr.'s charisma is part of what drove the entire series.

They already have a Iron-man replacement in the plans:

And not gonna lie, Out of all the marvel capeshit coming out, this is the one I'm interested in.

I want to see if Diney will keep Riri Williams origin story, that is having her aspire to be Tony Stark out of spite because she forced her teacher to be racist/sexist to deny her the chance to be Tony Stark.

I would say probably not, because the MCU writers have long divorced themselves from the comics, even funnier, they pretty much ignored all the notes from Marvels comics writers bullpen back when the MCU was starting, Bendis (Riri's creator) very much included.

Still, curiosity stands. Riri Williams and other marvel comics from that magical time from 2016 to 2018 fascinate me, the way how oblivious and tone deaf they are, when the creators were so sure of their own righteousness they couldn't see how bad they stories were coming out, and not because "muh SJW", but because it was evident to everybody but themselves that these characters were acting like psychos, devoid of common sense and just plain unpleasant to read, and I'm not talking about junji ito unpleasantness that you seek to be unconfortable, no, I'm talking about the "I hate these people, and I don't want anything to do with them".

This whole situation was one of those real life, rare instances of "The emperor has no clothes". Too bad capeshit, more so marvel, now just chooses to be bland with overload of whedon-speak.

 

[Flexo]

Iron Man dying is them trying to impose consequences, but I would argue again, if you had to kill one of the "main heroes" why not Captain America? Like I said, Captain America has no ties to anything. He's from an era where almost everyone he knows is dead. He can't go back to his original waifu, only an alternate dimension waifu.

Are we really going to have to have the "branching vs singular" timeline debate in here? I've already done it with 1 friend and the Loki trailer has pretty much confirmed MCU isn't doing branching timelines.

Yes, I will admit there are issues there, but that is in the text.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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What cartoon characters are on Bob’s curtains?

 

[make_it_so]

What cartoon characters are on Bob’s curtains?

They almost look like matryoshka dolls.

 

[Mola Ram]

What cartoon characters are on Bob’s curtains?

The Basement Dweller Triplets: Moldy, Mildewy, and Cummy.

 

[Positron]

A more normal portrait of Chris, for a change.




Why would you tweet during a movie that you really enjoy?!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They almost look like matryoshka dolls.

That’s exactly what I thought but suspected it was just me.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The fuck is this moron gibbering about?

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Not only that but he was on about how Hal Jordan is "just like Hammond" in getting undeserved power (never mind the ring's "seeking" function), so in Bob's mind, Hal Jordan - being the jock - should have been the evil one with the loser beta-nerd the hero. He can't stand one of his precious movies preaching heresy.

That kind of thinking really is childish. Just because the main character might be a jock or a popular person doesn’t mean they’re evil.

Why does every beta male or beta female think a chad or stacy is a bad person out to ruin their life? They probably don’t even know who you are. And they don’t care either.

Honestly killing Tony was one of the highlights of the MCU for me, because for once the good guys actually faced irreversible consequences. I much prefer a victory tainted with tragedy over that saccharine 'happily ever after' shit Hollywood forces into 99% of their movies.

The main reason I hate western capeshit comics and their associated movies is because there's always some macguffin writers can work in to bring back popular (i.e. profitable) characters, so I can't get invested in any stakes when I know no one's in any real danger. It drove me up the wall when everyone was crying over Peter dying at the end of Infinity War, as if it wasn't fucking obvious he was getting brought back in the next movie.

I agree. I’m tired of the bringing people back to life trope. I love happy endings but sometimes you should let the dead stay dead. I’ve this thought for a while now but what’s the point of bringing them when they’re going to die again?

Especially when they die so often.

TBF to Western consoomer capeshit, have you ever heard of Goku?

I was gonna mention this is the same reason I stopped watching Dragon Ball, but I already talk too much so I didn't wanna clog up the post.

Yeah, I agree. The dragon ball series has the Macguffins of Macguffins with the Dragon Balls. Especially, the Super Dragon Balls.

Who’s bright idea was it to make a set of Dragon Balls who’s powers have no limits and can affect the multiverse?

For what it's worth, Dragon Ball Super at least acknowledges the consequences of Goku being a sociopathic manchild who only cares about himself, his training, and fighting by upping Goku's jerk-ass qualities to the point that even mass murderers like Vegeta and the female android are routinely disgusted at him and basically acknowledging that he's a total cunt explicitly BECAUSE he knows he'll never have to suffer any consequences due to him having multiple sets of Dragon Balls available to him to undo the various carnage his selfishness and sociopathic behavior causes.

Which is why I now hate Goku. I use to love Goku but after Super, he has become a, as you said, a selfish cunt who only cares about fighting and increasing his power. And people worship this guy. I like the old Goku better.

The fuck is this moron gibbering about?
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Something stupid?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

A more normal portrait of Chris, for a change.
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Why would you tweet during a movie that you really enjoy?!

Has this man never taken a picture of himself holding overpriced booze? I can understand the occasional "sitting by the lake with a tall cool one" shot, but if I were to look at Chris' feed over time, I would've guessed that he's some sort of liquor salesman. I hope his local liquor store is kicking a little back to him for all of the free advertising Chris has given them.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

The fuck is this moron gibbering about?
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In the comics the Skrulls hid among humanity by shapeshifting into cows.
At some point these Skrulls were brainwashed into believing they were actual cows as a way to punish them for good.
When the rest of the Skrulls found out they weren't too happy about it, and it became a grudge between them and the Avengers.
It's one of those obscure bits of lore like the Thanos-Copter and Peter Parker's other uncle that people like Bob pretend is some deep privileged knowledge.
So tedious.

 

[Adamska]

The fuck is this moron gibbering about?
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Sounds like he wants to shit out a video on his garbage conspiracy theory tier hottakes. Maybe he just realized that speculation sometimes sells or something.

Either that or it was just a "I TOTALLY READ COMICS SEE HERE'S FUNNY MEME STILL TO PROVE I AM NERD AND NOT RETARD".

The fuck is this moron gibbering about?
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Sounds like he wants to shit out a video on his garbage conspiracy theory tier hottakes. Maybe he just realized that speculation sometimes sells or something.

Either that or it was just a "I TOTALLY READ COMICS SEE HERE'S FUNNY MEME STILL TO PROVE I AM NERD AND NOT RETARD".

In the comics the Skrulls hid among humanity by shapeshifting into cows.
At some point these Skrulls were brainwashed into believing they were actual cows as a way to punish them for good.
When the rest of the Skrulls found out they weren't too happy about it, and it became a grudge between them and the Avengers.
It's one of those obscure bits of lore like the Thanos-Copter and Peter Parker's other uncle that people like Bob pretend is some deep privileged knowledge.
So tedious.

Oh yeah, you jogged my memory. This is Bob pretending he reads comics then, since this is a twofer. The first part of the story was the second ever Fantastic Four story, where the Skrulls were just Aliens of the Week who wanted to try and take over the world. Mr. Fantastic made them get brainwashed into cows. Then like a plot happened decades later where the Skrull-Cow's milk drives people crazy and Skrull Like I think.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Either that or it was just a "I TOTALLY READ COMICS SEE HERE'S FUNNY MEME STILL TO PROVE I AM NERD AND NOT RETARD".

Such a shame that he comes off as an incoherent retard.

Then like a plot happened decades later where the Skrull-Cow's milk drives people crazy and Skrull Like I think.

That would be Skull Kill Krew written by Grant Morrison and Mark Millar in 1995 when Mad Cow Disease was spreading across the UK. Apparently, an unsuspecting farmer sent the Skull-Cows to slaughter where they later became burgers that humans consumed.

 

[Bolo]

The fuck is this moron gibbering about?
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At the very start of the Fantastic four (second or third issue I think) when the Skrulls showed up to invade earth, after defeating the invaders, Mr. Fantastic hypnotized the 3 remaining Skruls on earth to believing and turning themselves into cows. it was the 60's, and Fantastic Four, while groudbreaking in a lot of ways, was still very much a silly book.

Way, way later then it seems the 3 cows regained their memories and shot Vision down during the Kree-Skrull wars, back in the 90's I think.

I don't know much about that war or what was going on with the avengers, because I never really liked the Avergers (and so did most people, the joke was that the Avengers were the poor man's Justice League). I could wikipedia this and pretend that I know what its was about, but my name isn't Robert Chipman.

And Robert only knows about the 3 cows because this cover by Neil Adams (big shot Batman artist), became a meme.