Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

Bobby claims Portuguese ancestry:
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Taking a chapter out of the Book of Sargon I see. When are you going to start claiming you were raped?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

A more proximal cause is that many of Bobby's Angels are video-game addicts, and some of them are mad that they can't buy the latest graphics cards at list price.

Speaking of Angels:
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This entity, whose real name is Todd, calls himself the "Taylor Swift of TV Criticism". Let's hope he finds his Russell Greer in a blazer, loose jeans, and Mario tee.

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Bobby claims Portuguese ancestry:
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Bobby thinks making fun of people's livelihood is funny:
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Derek Chauvin. Bobby cheers on the lazy sloganeering corporate hypocrites.
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Except this was not a factual, easy question like the color of the sky on a clear day -- and I would have suspected groupthink as well if every single person answered "blue" to that question.
Bobby is such a blessed, simple soul with such an easily satisfied intellect. One wonders why his life isn't happier.

Bobby would rather have the People's Liberation Army than local police. But really it doesn't matter because Bobby has watched Rocky when he was 7.
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The Tubbs Crockitt account was still there when I checked.

AOC:
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Soros:
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Conspiracy shit:
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No fucking idea:
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Robotic body:
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Bobby has made far fewer political tweets in the last week or so. I wonder why.

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Peter Coffin:
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Crossover with Noah Berlatsky re: Matt and Elizabeth Bruenig (I presume)
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CW: Hurtful Truth Level. Bobby is offended by someone saying that a 5'10" woman weighing 300lb+ is morbidly obese:
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Chu-chu is offended by the same guy, although this time he says something really uncharitable about a woman called "Lisa", insinuating she won't live to see her children get married. (Whether "Lisa" is the aforementioned 300+lb woman I don't care to investigate.)
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The Rat is on life-support for want of liquidity; all Bobby can offer is "solidarity".
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What a fucking pussy. This is something I save a 2010 Chianti for.

Another thing that Bobby cannot bear to see is people criticizing MCU for being cheap:
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More Falcon.
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Bobby is uncomfortable that Falcon is not politically as black-and-white as he prefers.
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No one has the patience for the spergings of the show's fans, but I'd like to single out one reply:
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I trust Bobby has the fortitude to handle both issues at once!

MCU nigga, not sure if Falcon.
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The costume party at the MCU headquarter has a Team Fortress theme:
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Boring Disney Plus advert. 0:17 is Turner and Hooch.
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Mortal Kombat. Is Bobby having lesbian fantasy again?
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Simp:
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Paging Dr. Freud:
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I suspect there is a joke somewhere but the Chianti is making me tipsy.

"Trans Lesbian" Oh fuck off unless you can prove you went that extra mile and had your dick chopped off you're just a straight guy with a kink to wear women's clothing. & even after that you're still not a lesbian because dykes don't lick ball sacks even if inverted.

 

[Steelatlas]

I would say most american lefties have such a boner for Canada because of the public healthcare, but i wouldn't know because i'm an Eurospic.
In the end no country should become like another. You're just trading your shit for someone else's shit in the end and you will not like any of those.

And if it's something proposed by Bob, it's most likely to be a terribly bad idea.

There is a conservative Canadian youtuber who explains it. Leftist Canadians hate America because they realize the seperation between the two countries is artificial so they have to demonize America to try to resist the inevitable Union between the two countries.

Of course American leftists love them because they to hate the US.

 

[manlikebigp]

Bobby claims Portuguese ancestry:
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"my line"
ah yes, the ancient and revered Gens Chipmanii

 

[BubbleButt]

Mortal Kombat. Is Bobby having lesbian fantasy again?

The answer to this question is always YES.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I would donate a good chunk of money to a charity of Bob's choice to see him back up a single one of his internet tough guy claims.

"Wow Bob, you can actually bench press 300 pounds, 1k to the Trans Defense Fund." "Wow, you actually have practicing knowledge in a combat sport? 500 dollars to the Drone Strike Nebraska League."

Bob, we have seen you flail around in your old Game Overthinker skits. The only way someone would be intimidated by you is because they think an autistic adult is charging them during a fit.

 

[The Valeyard]

No fucking idea:

Bob was hoping that the hashtag was about Mortal Kombat instead of the firm doing an audit of senate votes in Arizona's Maricopa County.

 

[Xolanite]

Doesn't Alberta want out?

I wouldn’t be surprised.

 

[Flexo]

Was listening to this show.

Somewhere after the 50 min mark (Sorry I can't precisely time stamp right now) JD Vance mentions he'll get a call from a drunk relative late at night who is ready to go hunt down and kill someone for what they said about JD. (And if you have drunk rednecks in your family, you know this is likely...) JD has to talk them down because he's a mature adult and doesn't get his siblings to spam a employer's Twitter account to try and get a guy fired.

It wasn't confirmed but now I like to imagine that some redneck out there has read Bobby's words about JD and is ready to go give the fatso the beat down he deserves. Squishy Boston "fighter" better hope he never goes near Appalachia.

 

[blablabla]

Bob Chipman: Gym rat, sex haver, masterchef, gun nut, tech guy and writer.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

There is a conservative Canadian youtuber who explains it. Leftist Canadians hate America because they realize the seperation between the two countries is artificial so they have to demonize America to try to resist the inevitable Union between the two countries.

I'm going to hazard a guess and say that you're talking about J.J. McCullough?

 

[Steelatlas]

I'm going to hazard a guess and say that you're talking about J.J. McCullough?

Yeah I couldnt remember his last name.

Hes pretty good for people who have never heard of him.

 

[Steelatlas]

Bob Chipman: Gym rat, sex haver, masterchef, gun nut, tech guy and writer.


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Its funny how he talks about being a gamer but does he actual ever play games that would be considered not casual?

The only hardcore Nintendo game is ultra competitive Pokemon.

I mean I'm not a FPS/MOBA/Sports game but I can admit those are gamer games.

And of course as a competitive spread sheet simulator player , any game that doesnt require a 3 page explainer on PU mechanics or regression curves is casual.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

AOC:

> she was born Catholic

I'm not sure what's worse; that a woman in a state of mortal sin is somehow more Catholic than half the Jesuits or the fact that people seriously think the Catholic Church is one with the neolibs in charge of the Dems. On the bright side Jack Chick might sperg out about progressivism being a Catholic plot which is always worth a laugh.

Soros:

But don't tell me, if you mention Soros you hate the Jews and are literally Hitler.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I was gonna mention this is the same reason I stopped watching Dragon Ball, but I already talk too much so I didn't wanna clog up the post.

For what it's worth, Dragon Ball Super at least acknowledges the consequences of Goku being a sociopathic manchild who only cares about himself, his training, and fighting by upping Goku's jerk-ass qualities to the point that even mass murderers like Vegeta and the female android are routinely disgusted at him and basically acknowledging that he's a total cunt explicitly BECAUSE he knows he'll never have to suffer any consequences due to him having multiple sets of Dragon Balls available to him to undo the various carnage his selfishness and sociopathic behavior causes.

"Trans Lesbian" Oh fuck off unless you can prove you went that extra mile and had your dick chopped off you're just a straight guy with a kink to wear women's clothing. & even after that you're still not a lesbian because dykes don't lick ball sacks even if inverted.

Also, most trans lesbians reek of incels who are so fucking desperate to force women to fuck them in a "you CAN'T say no to me when I demand we fuck" sort of way, that they'll subject themselves to crossdressing and looking hideous simply for the stat buff it gives them when demanding sex from women. With the only kink attached to it being the sick rush of power they get using threats to force women to have sex with them against their will due to them using the threat of social pariahdom (as opposed to the threaten of violence/force) to basically rape women who under normal circumstances would NEVER EVER fuck said incel even if he was dressed as a man.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The main reason I hate western capeshit comics and their associated movies is because there's always some macguffin writers can work in to bring back popular (i.e. profitable) characters, so I can't get invested in any stakes when I know no one's in any real danger. It drove me up the wall when everyone was crying over Peter dying at the end of Infinity War, as if it wasn't fucking obvious he was getting brought back in the next movie.

I think the resurrection of Jean Grey in 1986 started the trend, but it didn't really pick up until "The Death of Superman" storyline six years later. Since then there hasn't been a member of the Justice League, Teen Titans, Avengers, X-Men, or Fantastic Four that hasn't died and returned from the hereafter. In fact the only team where death had stayed more or less permanent was the Legion of Super-Heroes with some exceptions. Granted, I think Tony's sacrifice was a good way to cap off the MCU, but we know it's ultimate fate is to become a franchise zombie where the mouse is going to push product for consoomers like Bob.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

On the bright side Jack Chick might sperg out about progressivism being a Catholic plot which is always worth a laugh

A pity he died a couple of years ago. His comics always cracked me up but holy shit...
Also, at this point is far more valuable to dissociate from the church if they keep going down this path of retarded progressivism. They will be demonized no matter what, so at least they could take a few examples from the spanish catholics, who still openly critizise muslims and gays.

Also, most trans lesbians reek of incels who are so fucking desperate to force women to fuck them in a "you CAN'T say no to me when I demand we fuck" sort of way, that they'll subject themselves to crossdressing and looking hideous simply for the stat buff it gives them when demanding sex from women

I would go as far as to say there are 2 types of trans lesbians: 1 is the ones you described, guys that want to force lesbians to touch their axe wounds. This is probably because they are some fucking deranged sexual deviants or because they had a "fuck a lesbian" fetish and they want to enact it IRL. The second type would be the ones that see lesbians as the peak femininity and so they believe that if they are lesbians they can be far more feminine than the average women, even if they look like the retarded cousin of Gruntilda.

Also, on those screencaps from Bob... I really got angry when Bob told the protesters to unionize and mocked them. I know again that i shouldn't get pissed at him and he already lives in a hell of his own creation, but that he has the gall and the balls to point and laugh at far more productive and worthy people saying that they are human trash really pissed me off. But then i saw the tough guy tweet of him thinking he can defend himself in case someone assults him and everything was solved. If anything, the most dangerous thing Bob can do to someone is smother them with his Mountain Dew marinated gunt.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Granted, I think Tony's sacrifice was a good way to cap off the MCU, but we know it's ultimate fate is to become a franchise zombie where the mouse is going to push product for consoomers like Bob.

As far as I'm concerned the MCU concluded with Endgame; whatever happens beyond that is of no interest to me, I'm out.

I am, however, very much looking forward to Bob creaming his Mario-print briefs as they systematically replace all the MCU 1.0 heroes with black and/or gay woke empowered kweens, followed by his apoplectic chimpout when everybody says the old characters were better.

 

[make_it_so]

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The Tubbs Crockitt account was still there when I checked.

Bitches can dish it out but can't take it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

A pity he died a couple of years ago. His comics always cracked me up but holy shit

He has a successor who is just as retarded as he is.

Also, at this point is far more valuable to dissociate from the church if they keep going down this path of retarded progressivism.

That's already a thing and it's called sedevacantism.

Spoiler: Sperging about sedes

The way I see it, for all the jokes I make about ”Fr Jorge Bergoglio, SJ” or whatever, Francis is still the Pope because he was elected by the College of Cardinals. Yes, he has broken the First Commandment by venerating Incan idols of the Pachamama, and yes, his statements last year on gay marriage bordered on heresy, but unless he is deposed by a synod of bishops he is still the Pope. The best thing to do is remain in the Church that Christ founded and resist modernism no matter wherever it comes from, not run away to your own little blog and sperg about how the late Cardinal Giuseppe Siri, Benedict XVI, or whoever is actually the Pope. To use an example from history, the Visigoths and their successors did not win the Reconquista by running to the mountains and writing angry pamphlets.