Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

selling videogames?

so this pig wrote that in seriousness? or its a joke? i ask because piece of shit over here has gottent really cagey about his personal life after the shit food that he posts or when is broken mind told him to post about his non existent sex life

Yeah, Bob was serious when writing this book, because this was a year before he got his stupid and quarrelsome ass fired from the Escapist. This was Bob at pretty much his peak in terms of relevance.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Dear Hillbillies,

Shit's great up in the Superior Northeast.

Yours truly,

Adonis and Family

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wew.

 

[blablabla]

Yeah, Bob was serious when writing this book, because this was a year before he got his stupid and quarrelsome ass fired from the Escapist. This was Bob at pretty much his peak in terms of relevance.

what a fucking retard

 

[Quixotic Man]

When Bob's next video is an incoherent mess it won't be his fault.
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That 15 hours is probably spread over 3 days to be fair.

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...eww
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Can anyone confirm this? I've never played any of the Dragon Quest games and know nothing about this one but judging by the trailer it's Dragon Quest in Minecraft. I'm having a little trouble believing this is virtual Precious Moments skinimax. Bob not only is THE Consummate Consoomer but a coomer to boot so maybe he is in the know?

It's one of those rare moments when he went to a cook out and no one made his plate for him

Dragon Quest has pretty big Toriyama and shonen influence (for obvious reasons) and has an ongoing joke about puff puffs. For information on what a "puff puff" is, let Bulma explain.

Other than that, any horniness is mostly just the females being attractive or cute rather than the standard western vidya she-beast, so whatever. Overall its not particularly horny. Occasionally characters have "sex appeal" skills but these are mostly treated as jokes and tend to be confusion or stat decreasing moves. Here is Jade, a party member from 11 performing her puff puff move in her bunny girl costume.



Dragon Quest is fucking great by the way. But their stories can range from light and fluffy to surprisingly dark. Wholesome is a stupid buzzword.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Dear Hillbillies,

Shit's great up in the Superior Northeast.

Yours truly,

Adonis and Family

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Is it just me or does Blob look photoshopped into that picture. Anyways:

He has that outstanding fat lolcow aura. Compare that one side by side with pic related

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Is it just me or does Blob look photoshopped into that picture. Anyways:

I'm honestly surprised nobody's posted this classic yet:
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I prefer to use the one of him at his sister's wedding in the polo shirt and white socks. It shows for all his bragging about his superiority, he's retarded.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob doesn't look very happy in that picture.
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so many jokes

- He looks like a grammar school gym teacher who gets busted for owning pettabyes' worth of photos of half-naked boys.

- That's the same fucking polo shirt he wore to Cancun! I guess it fits every occasion. Do we have any images of him attending a funeral?

- This is the face of a man who's just been told he has to wait until everyone else is finished before he drinks directly from the gravy boat.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Bob's sister and her husband look so out of place. And then Bob will turn on them because they were ON THE RIGHT SIDE in the photo and his mayo fist was shaking with rage, he wanted to beat up that MAGA asian so. And it looks like it is the same Cancun polo, what a fucking tool!

Chris' wife's fat bubbling over and the wallpaper falling off on the walls aside, the saddest thing is Bob at the head of the table thinking he belongs there.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob's sister and her husband look so out of place. And then Bob will turn on them because they were ON THE RIGHT SIDE in the photo and his mayo fist was shaking with rage, he wanted to beat up that MAGA asian so. And it looks like it is the same Cancun polo, what a fucking tool!

Chris' wife's fat bubbling over and the wallpaper falling off on the walls aside, the saddest thing is Bob at the head of the table thinking he belongs there.

Bob's sister doesn't even look like her siblings. She almost looks like she belongs to a different ethnicity. Darker hair, olive skin, facial features that are not only different from her brothers but some you don't normally see on an Irsh-American.

 

[blablabla]

poor mama chipman, i guess the inbred retard white trash gene was from papa chipman then.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

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Can anyone confirm this? I've never played any of the Dragon Quest games and know nothing about this one but judging by the trailer it's Dragon Quest in Minecraft. I'm having a little trouble believing this is virtual Precious Moments skinimax. Bob not only is THE Consummate Consoomer but a coomer to boot so maybe he is in the know?

It's one of those rare moments when he went to a cook out and no one made his plate for him

Oh hey I've played that. No its fairly kid friendly and the plot has more to do with generic shonen POWER OF FRIENDSHIP kinda shit. Basically you go to different islands (with different storylines and biomes) and complete objectives usually involving building some sort of structure. This unlocks new blocks to build with and NPC's to bring back yo your main autist island where you are allowed to build anything you want. The only really adult thing I remember is that in the desert area you are building bars and pools for a bunch of miners and the female NPC's are dressed in bunny girl outfits (one of which is a old lady). I think there also maybe was a joke item that's a naughty magazine that is pink with hearts all over it that you can place as decoration.

Spoiler: Spoiler for this dumb block building game.

Fun fact that character pictured is the humanoid form of the god of destruction Malroth the final boss of Dragon Quest 2. It is implied that the player character is one of the party members from the same game whose mind is transported in a illusory world which was made to protect the soul of the final boss after it was slain until it recovers it's power and can be reborn. There is a neat part that you find a hidden ruin castle that is one of the main cities in DQ2 and all the people there act like mindless NPC's and only saying pre-written lines.

I really don't understand how he sees anything "horny" in this. Is it because a character says "chum" which sounds like "cum"? Seriously what the flying fuck Bob?

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Bob's sister doesn't even look like her siblings. She almost looks like she belongs to a different ethnicity. Darker hair, olive skin, facial features that are not only different from her brothers but some you don't normally see on an Irsh-American.
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Maybe they used to live next to a firehouse, or had a very suave Italian milkman.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

When Bob's next video is an incoherent mess it won't be his fault.
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That 15 hours is probably spread over 3 days to be fair.

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...eww
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Can anyone confirm this? I've never played any of the Dragon Quest games and know nothing about this one but judging by the trailer it's Dragon Quest in Minecraft. I'm having a little trouble believing this is virtual Precious Moments skinimax. Bob not only is THE Consummate Consoomer but a coomer to boot so maybe he is in the know?

It's one of those rare moments when he went to a cook out and no one made his plate for him

 

[mandatorylurk]

I believe there’s this section of woke consoomer that Bob is a part of where it is so white trash in reality that anything anime or manga is automatically shunned for fear of being uncultured pervy trash. Yet he will still watch wrestling. He lets Mario get a pass because it doesn’t really register as Japanese, and I’ve never felt like he actually likes the monster movies he cooms over online, he just believes it’s a place he can place a Wikipedia flag for internet clout since the Marvel stuff is too common and there’s too many who actually read the comics and know what’s being carried into the MCU.

 

[UserAccess]

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Oh, I hope to see some mileage out of this picture.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I really don't understand how he sees anything "horny" in this. Is it because a character says "chum" which sounds like "cum"? Seriously what the flying fuck Bob?

He's not saying that because of that. That's just where the video was when I took the screenshot. I believe he's talking about Dragon Quest in general and from what @Quixotic Man said it doesn't sound like the series as a whole isn't any worse than any bog standard anime, in terms of fan service I mean.

 

[Positron]

Is this fat piece of shit really trying to judge people by their looks?

He has always been doing this, but much more frequently of late, as he turned 40 and got desperate.

Dear Hillbillies,

Shit's great up in the Superior Northeast.

Yours truly,

Adonis and Family

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Why is Chris in a suit while Sarah is in jeans?

Re: Dragon Quest. The latest installment has this dirty old grandpa, whose name is Robert, or Rab.

Good.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

From Discord

 

[Koby_Fish]

He has always been doing this, but much more frequently of late, as he turned 40 and got desperate.


Why is Chris in a suit while Sarah is in jeans?

Re: Dragon Quest. The latest installment has this dirty old grandpa, whose name is Robert, or Rab.

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Good.

look closely, grasshopper. Chris is in jeans too. It's just not as obvious from that picture.

Bob's sister and her husband look so out of place. And then Bob will turn on them because they were ON THE RIGHT SIDE in the photo and his mayo fist was shaking with rage, he wanted to beat up that MAGA asian so. And it looks like it is the same Cancun polo, what a fucking tool!

Chris' wife's fat bubbling over and the wallpaper falling off on the walls aside, the saddest thing is Bob at the head of the table thinking he belongs there.

Oh I know exactly why Bob (and Chris) are at opposite ends of the table, thus one of them (or both?) technically are at the "head of the table". It's the same reason me and one of my siblings got the far ends of the table, growing up. It was so our parents could separate us so we wouldn't be buttholes to each other at the table, and the arrangement stuck.

Also I bet you that Azn is more bluevoting cred than Bob.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

He has always been doing this, but much more frequently of late, as he turned 40 and got desperate.


Why is Chris in a suit while Sarah is in jeans?

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Good.

One of the underrated things about that photo is how Chris hasn't morphed into a Ralph Bakshi dwarf yet and still looks human.

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