Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The man who thinks that the US should invade Brazil because Bolsonaro is letting the Amazon be destroyed (read: doing exactly what every other Brazilian president has done to the environment only this time he's right-wing so it's bad) is criticising people for supporting US interventionism?

This is like Fr James Martin, SJ calling someone a modernist.

Just once I'd like to see this man actually defend his atheism rather than just being euphoric and trotting out tired arguments like ”if God is real why does touching my dick feel good”.
Reminder this retarded alcoholic who peaked at nine in his own words, and who vicariously lives through companies and thought you could go to the Mushroom Kingdom until he was 15 years old also wants to cause MAD via picking a fight with Russia, who kinda has a fuckload of nukes.

There's a reason why people make bike helmets for retards. And it's also why a mental case like him should shut up about medicine and science given his clear refusal to get the brain medicine he clearly needs.
 
What the fuck is he even saying? God isn’t real therefore God complexes arent real? God complexes aren’t actually bad if you’re an atheist? His reply makes absolutely no sense. Does Bob really not know what a god complex is?
He's saying only a child or an emotionally immature person could possibly see a god complex as a negative trait.
 
He's saying only a child or an emotionally immature person could possibly see a god complex as a negative trait.
Really? Nothing at all about the regular people who have to talk to a person with a god complex despite the sheer exhaustion it causes?

I'm thinking he's going for something along the lines of "man invented God so a god complex is imaginary anyway, or would be if you were as enlightened and euphoric as me" , but his language skills chipmaned up his point again
 
Really? Nothing at all about the regular people who have to talk to a person with a god complex despite the sheer exhaustion it causes?

I'm thinking he's going for something along the lines of "man invented God so a god complex is imaginary anyway, or would be if you were as enlightened and euphoric as me" , but his language skills chipmaned up his point again
Nah, I think my take is probably closer to what he meant. Keep in mind from tweets that don't come up often enough, he does view science as a tool to enforce man's will on the universe rather than a word we use for people discovering more of how the universe works. Bob probably would have an interesting relationship with the concept of god complexes considering he believes a strong enough desire can shape reality.

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Nah, I think my take is probably closer to what he meant. Keep in mind from tweets that don't come up often enough, he does view science as a tool to enforce man's will on the universe rather than a word we use for people discovering more of how the universe works. Bob probably would have an interesting relationship with the concept of god complexes considering he believes a strong enough desire can shape reality.

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That first one conjures up an image of Bob desperately smashing a couple of Xboxes into each other, hoping that the upcoming switch revision will come out of it. Thanks for that
 
Nah, I think my take is probably closer to what he meant. Keep in mind from tweets that don't come up often enough, he does view science as a tool to enforce man's will on the universe rather than a word we use for people discovering more of how the universe works. Bob probably would have an interesting relationship with the concept of god complexes considering he believes a strong enough desire can shape reality.

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This is so goddamned embarrassing to read, I can't imagine how pathetic it was to write.
 
Nah, I think my take is probably closer to what he meant. Keep in mind from tweets that don't come up often enough, he does view science as a tool to enforce man's will on the universe rather than a word we use for people discovering more of how the universe works. Bob probably would have an interesting relationship with the concept of god complexes considering he believes a strong enough desire can shape reality.

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Every single time MovieBoob talks about science he shows the depth of his ignorance.

You cannot simply smash two rocks together and get fire. You have to have certain minerals in those rocks(Jesus Christ MovieBoob. They're minerals!).
A fire does not improve our ability to see at night it creates an area of artificial light which actually hinders our night vision looking out from the source or upon leaving that source until our eyes adjust.

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Says the man who has turned science's superior future into his religion.

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On the verge is a pretty vague measurement of time. Also it is important to note that being able to rewrite the rules of our bodies(whatever the fuck that means I guess he means gene therapy but who knows he might just mean weight loss pills)is not completely new and more advanced rewriting aka editing code without solid understanding of the system tends to lead to bad results but ya know...on the verge. Whatever I am sure we will have a Princess Peachling for Boob to torment in the next couple of years...
 
Oh the pain! The pain! THE PAIN!!!!!
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I'm running out of piss. Where is my craft beer?

The sad thing is that his dirty trick works:
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Note the dip in late April, due to bounced transfers. Hence Chris made up his sob story.

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This piece of shit is insulting people's intelligence.

Unlike his shameless brother, Bobby is full of dignity:
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Being as generous as I wanna be, the concert was scheduled back in July so it's possible that he bought tickets back then before his alleged financial woes. Even assuming that, posting it while begging for money and calling people heartless assholes for not giving anything is fucking breath taking in it's lack of situational awareness.
 
Every single time MovieBoob talks about science he shows the depth of his ignorance.

You cannot simply smash two rocks together and get fire. You have to have certain minerals in those rocks(Jesus Christ MovieBoob. They're minerals!).
A fire does not improve our ability to see at night it creates an area of artificial light which actually hinders our night vision looking out from the source or upon leaving that source until our eyes adjust.

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Says the man who has turned science's superior future into his religion.

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On the verge is a pretty vague measurement of time. Also it is important to note that being able to rewrite the rules of our bodies(whatever the fuck that means I guess he means gene therapy but who knows he might just mean weight loss pills)is not completely new and more advanced rewriting aka editing code without solid understanding of the system tends to lead to bad results but ya know...on the verge. Whatever I am sure we will have a Princess Peachling for Boob to torment in the next couple of years...
I like the last one because it flies over his head that he's arguing in favor of genetic determinism rather than against it. "Just change the code, science-man" brings it right back to biology.
 
Being as generous as I wanna be, the concert was scheduled back in July so it's possible that he bought tickets back then before his alleged financial woes. Even assuming that, posting it while begging for money and calling people heartless assholes for not giving anything is fucking breath taking in it's lack of situational awareness.

If that's true, why not sell them to someone else? If you really need the money, you sacrifice shit like that.
 
Oh super double hella mega fuck off Chris. Fucking tickets for this "I remember the 2000's" nostalgia fest start at $200 DOLLARS A POP!
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You're fucking family is supposedly hurting and you're showing off your spending of at least $400 dollars to see a line up that includes Fall Out Boy? This is assuming you got the worst seats possible and didn't go down on the field where tickets start at $371 and top out at $957 and that's also assuming he didn't full skankin' retard and get tickets to the standing room only pit which would set him back $1033 but at least he'd be able to windmill with all the other 40 year olds. Reminder, those prices are per ticket.

I'd make a joke about how you should feel proud of yourself but that would imply that you would inversely have shame and it's becoming increasingly clear that you do not.
 
Oh super double hella mega fuck off Chris. Fucking tickets for this "I remember the 2000's" nostalgia fest start at $200 DOLLARS A POP!
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You're fucking family is supposedly hurting and you're showing off your spending of at least $400 dollars to see a line up that includes Fall Out Boy? This is assuming you got the worst seats possible and didn't go down on the field where tickets start at $371 and top out at $957 and that's also assuming he didn't full skankin' retard and get tickets to the standing room only pit which would set him back $1033 but at least he'd be able to windmill with all the other 40 year olds. Reminder, those prices are per ticket.

I'd make a joke about how you should feel proud of yourself but that would imply that you would inversely have shame and it's becoming increasingly clear that you do not.
lol is chip morphing into the new dsp before our very eyes?

"wow dood i can barely afford my khando while i invest 5 figures into this wwe gacha game, superchats are urgently needed"

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